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(AZCentral)   The city of Phoenix decides now is a good time to lift its 97-year ban on electric fences. What could go wrong?   ( divider line
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8282 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2012 at 4:29 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-17 12:29:13 AM  
6 votes:
2012-07-17 06:12:20 AM  
2 votes:

Staffist: They'll just come in through the windows.

"Clever girl."
2012-07-17 12:51:05 AM  
2 votes:
I am so gonna piss on that.
2012-07-17 12:26:45 AM  
2 votes:
Since this is Arizona, it's only a matter of time before a story gets posted to fark about a guy purposefully putting his nuts up to one of these fences
2012-07-17 09:46:38 AM  
1 vote:
Bzzzzzzzzt whoosh! And the state is on fire more than it usually is.
2012-07-17 08:47:35 AM  
1 vote:

2012-07-17 08:22:04 AM  
1 vote:
My kid loves electric fences. When we visit any farm, it's always his first question. The farmers always think it's because he's scared, but he loves getting shocked. He's seriously weird.

Loves 9 volt batteries, too.

He'll probably end up a Fark headline someday.
2012-07-17 08:18:02 AM  
1 vote:

crab66: How could someone possibly defeat an electric fence?

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That'll only work if you have two right hands though.
2012-07-17 07:37:47 AM  
1 vote:

farkityfarker: Gotta feel sorry for Phoenix council member Bill Gates.

Everyone he meets probably comments on his name, and makes some variation of a standard joke. It must get extremely tiring.

2012-07-17 06:37:05 AM  
1 vote:
Parts I come from, the ranchers electrify a single strand of a cow fence with a car battery.
2012-07-17 05:24:14 AM  
1 vote:
3 months before souped up fence kills Mexican kid and "stand your ground" is claimed?
2012-07-17 05:15:41 AM  
1 vote:
Hmm. Free electricity.
2012-07-17 04:32:43 AM  
1 vote:
Sheriff Joe is somewhere fapping to this article.
2012-07-17 02:41:02 AM  
1 vote:
They'll just come in through the windows.
2012-07-17 12:40:44 AM  
1 vote:
The more you know...
2012-07-16 11:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
Electric fences have a low-level charge that will zap but won't kill whatever touches them

Mildly annoy the meth addicts, that'll learn em.
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