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(Tampa Bay Online)   Really dude, if you flew all the way from Arizona to Tampa to have sex with wheelchair-bound, 14-year-old girl who bought your ticket with Grandma's credit card, the least you could do is shave   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 68
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2012-07-17 12:11:44 AM
11 votes:
The real news story here is that it really was a teenager, not just some FBI guy in his 40's.
2012-07-17 12:56:46 AM
5 votes:
I've done lots of stupid things in the pursuit of getting laid, but flying nearly cross-country? Maybe if it were 1999, when air travel was still easy. But these days with the dick-touching and the hours of security theater followed by surly service and the inevitable fat chick taking up half your own seat?

Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.
2012-07-17 07:21:20 AM
4 votes:

BronyMedic: redator, at least to me, seems like a much more apt definition of this person.


Yes. And the father caught him and turned him in. This is how the world should work. You watch out for your kids.

Here's the thing, online predators are a very small percentage of the people who hurt children. The overwhelming majority of people who do bad things to kids are family or at least close friends of the family. So it irks me when the FBI spends countless man hours and dollars looking for pedos online and setting up convoluted honey pot stings in chat rooms and shiat like that when they could just as easily have put all that money in other resources and helped a lot more kids. Take those computers and agent hours and give them to child welfare. Instead of baiting the odd tard into going full felony, use those agents to survail possible abusive homes. They're the fedral beaurau of INVESTIGATION. It's all about priorities.

Instead, they do the least amount of work possible to help the least number of children, in potential and actual, cry "We love all children." while hypocritically continuing the war on drugs which has orphaned and killed more kids in the past few decades than most wars that involved the Pentagon. It's freakin' mind blowing when you get down to it.

What they should really do is drop the war on drugs and start the war on misalocation of law enforcement resources on speed traps, pot heads, and whatever Sherrif Joe is up to these days.
2012-07-17 07:05:12 AM
4 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy:
Well, if they're paying for it, I'm not sure you can say they're really getting raped, irregardless of what they are wearing.


Well, one, she didn't pay for it - technically, grandma did. Two, even if she'd paid for it, she paid for a plane ticket, not sex. Three, even if she handed over money, that doesn't mean she's a consenting adult, so the sex would still be rape. Your analogy is like saying that because a woman handed her sister's credit card to the bouncer to pay a third person's cover charge to a bar, she should have expected to get her organs harvested in the bathroom. None of it's connected logically and there's really no way any sane, non-mentally-ill person would think they're clear to commit that kind of depraved act.


Are you trying to troll? You're not coming off as "inspiring rage," you're coming off as "incredibly dumb and inspiring pity" - especially with the nonstandard-usage mistake/not-a-word "irregardless."
2012-07-17 09:18:37 AM
3 votes:

Uncle Tractor: JWideman: and you've never seen Passion of the Christ yet?? watch that. and you might LEARN something

You mean it's full of invisible pink unicorns? I did not know this. I've learned something already.

On the topic of minors and unicorns and higher powers; I read some of the Christian texts that weren't included in the bible a couple of days ago. One of them was the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (google it). Apparently, when Jesus was a little kid, he went around killing other kids. Regular little Damien.


like father like son
2012-07-17 08:45:45 AM
3 votes:

Diogenes The Cynic:
No its not. No no, not at all. Are you trying to be as wrong as possible? Do you even know what science is?

It's the interpretation of verifiable, reproducible evidence. Religion is the assumption of truths written anonymously in apocryphal manuals that rely on themselves for proof.

Atheism as science goes something like this: Some people a long time ago totally pinky-swore they saw a god. Some rational person hypothesizes that a god must exist and sets out to prove it with evidence, because that's what science is. The nonexistence of a thing cannot conclusively be proven; if someone asserts that a thing exists he bears the burden of proving its existence. Since the god story relies on things we cannot observe (conclusively detecting the supernatural, correctly identifying and interpreting the intentions of an eternal god-thing, the ability for a mortal who can't even visualize numbers small enough that they can be conveniently written down to somehow understand and articulate the infinite) the only proof is the say-so of the mythology itself, which is not verifiable. Since the god-thing as described in these books cannot be proven by scientific means, science suggests there are no such beings.

If The Man came down here today, calmed the oceans with a look, healed a guy by touching his forehead and turned some smartass into a pillar of salt, you bet your ass I'd be at his feet with the rest of you - but not because I would "believe". I would know. Assuming a god-thing is inifinitely wise and savvy, such a creature would be able to look at the information I have to go on, evaluate the trustworthiness of its source and understand why I wouldn't buy into it.

Atheism may be a valid philosophical position, but science doesn't have the tools to deal with metaphysical truths.

Assuming the existence of metaphyiscal truths is a hell of a leap for someone who hasn't proven that there even is a metaphysical yet. Bring me back a postcard from infinity and we'll talk.
2012-07-17 07:40:09 AM
3 votes:

gilgigamesh: Ironically, he will soon find himself in the position he intended for his victim: sexually assaulted and unable to walk.


Is she a victim is she is paying for a guy to come fark her? It kinda sounds like she wanted it.

It's not like she told some stranger she was scared because she was home alone, and he said he'd come 'help' her. She knew full well what she was bringing the dude over for.

But seriously molester dude, what did you think was gonna happen? It's not like 14 year old girls have much time alone. She lives with her parents dumb-ass. In a wheelchair...in a cave....with a box of scraps.
2012-07-17 06:57:45 AM
3 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.


A little bit of this. I'm sure she wouldn't have had a hard time looking for a 14 year old boy willing to fark her, but if he was out of town she wouldn't have been able to get him on a plane as easily.
This might have done more harm than good by reinforcing her feelings of being broken and unlovable.

Then again there's also a high probability of the girl getting locked in a basement and eventually dismembered if she's getting into shiat like this, so still a good thing to put a stop to it and arrest the creep.
2012-07-17 06:56:51 AM
3 votes:

BronyMedic: yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.


You could just say "child molesters" and be done with it.
2012-07-17 10:47:07 AM
2 votes:
Not to derail this science/religion/philosophy/pony thread, but just to derail the thread, here's a thought:

The position taken by law enforcement and the non-trolls in this thread is that this girl, being 14, is not mature enough to give informed consent to sexual activity. She is the victim. So why is it that if she had sent a 14-year-old boyfriend a picture of her boobies, she would become a criminal instead? And not just any criminal (like, say, someone who stole their grandma's credit card to buy a plane ticket) but one who is barred for life from holding many jobs, living in a lot of places, or even raising her own children? She suddenly becomes mature enough to comprehend the consequences of sending her BF a sexy picture, when she is simultaneously not mature enough to comprehend the consequences of having sex.

Are 14-year-old girls mature enough to understand the evil they're doing when they send naughty pictures to their boyfriends? Or are they not mature enough to understand they shouldn't be having sex with 33-year-old creeps who want to come visit?

Anyone seeing some hypocrisy here?
2012-07-17 08:44:08 AM
2 votes:

JokerMattly: Uncle Tractor: Diogenes The Cynic: Atheism may be a valid philosophical position, but science doesn't have the tools to deal with metaphysical truths.

What "metaphysical truths?"

Science has no way of proving there is a God, any more than it has the tools to disprove the existance of a God. Even with a fundamental understanding of every basic truth of the Universe, we are still incapable of ruling out the existence of a higher power. The absence of evidence, is not evidence of absence; we may simply lack the proper tools to perceive what we wish to study.


You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.
2012-07-17 08:00:16 AM
2 votes:

hobblekitty: Also, not to blame the victim but is she mentally disabled as well as physically? I mean she must have known dear ole Granny was going to see the charges on her credit card bill. Or perhaps she just didn't care?


She's 14. That's about as mentally disabled as you can get.
2012-07-17 07:57:32 AM
2 votes:

doglover: So it irks me when the FBI spends countless man hours and dollars looking for pedos online and setting up convoluted honey pot stings in chat rooms and shiat like that when they could just as easily have put all that money in other resources and helped a lot more kids.


The FBI directors are not doing this because it wipes out huge swaths of crime. While you are correct that the likelihood of a kid getting diddled is more likely to come from someone they know rather than some online predator or even a random stranger in the streets, these stings, simply put are not for your approval. These stings are for the approval of the scared, white, suburban soccer mom who spends way too many hours watching movies on Lifetime.

Gotta remember, for years and YEARS now, younger generations have been lead to believe that all strangers are either peddling drugs or want to touch their "naughty places"...and God forbid said stranger is a non-white, because then...whooooo...they gonna rob you too!
2012-07-17 07:53:57 AM
2 votes:
MythDragon: Is she a victim is she is paying for a guy to come fark her? It kinda sounds like she wanted it.

She didn't pay for him to come fark her. She stole a credit card, and stole money to get the guy there.

It's called grooming. The predator conditions and "trains" his or her victim to accept and further their advances.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming
2012-07-17 07:28:02 AM
2 votes:

Diogenes The Cynic: And there is the girl. Probably has no one to validate her, which is probably why she went along with this. Pity all around.


Very good odds this girl lives with abusive family members.
2012-07-17 07:18:38 AM
2 votes:

untaken_name: They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.


You know, it just goes to show just how much of a loser this guy has to be if thats the case.

Think about it...he couldn't afford the ticket to get all rapey with a 14 year old girl. It kinda makes me wish prostitution (of adults) were legalized for people like him.

And there is the girl. Probably has no one to validate her, which is probably why she went along with this. Pity all around.
2012-07-17 07:02:36 AM
2 votes:
Ed Grubermann: You could just say "child molesters" and be done with it.

I could, but then I'd get a bunch of pedantic pedophile apologists pointing out how it was a teenager, not a child, and how I'm just spreading misinformation and panic about these people. Predator, at least to me, seems like a much more apt definition of this person.

The point remains that an adult male tried to groom a disabled 14 year old teenager to take advantage of her for sex. The sad thing is, I could honestly see that if the gender was reversed - it was a 33 year old female and a 14 year old male, we'd be hearing all about how we should just give the boy a pat on the back.

Ed Grubermann: AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.

I think I recognized that a few posts back.
2012-07-17 06:49:42 AM
2 votes:

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

I guess if women didn't dress like they wanted it, they wouldn't get raped either, right?


Well, if they're paying for it, I'm not sure you can say they're really getting raped, irregardless of what they are wearing.
2012-07-17 06:48:03 AM
2 votes:
AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.


Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

I guess if women didn't dress like they wanted it, they wouldn't get raped either, right?
2012-07-17 05:05:07 AM
2 votes:
Wow. The ephlebophilic predators are getting desperate. Of course, this really should surprise no one, considering one of the prime targets of predators and sexual abusers are disabled children, teens, and adults. Far easier for them to control and keep quiet.

There is a staggering amount of victimization that pediatric and adolescent disabled boys and girls recieve, and goes unreported.

/yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.
2012-07-17 02:06:50 AM
2 votes:

dickfreckle: Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.


Seriously.

500memes.com
2012-07-17 12:35:21 AM
2 votes:
Ironically, he will soon find himself in the position he intended for his victim: sexually assaulted and unable to walk.
2012-07-17 09:07:05 PM
1 votes:

Indubitably: Nappy Imus: ElFugawz: AverageAmericanGuy: DataShade: not-a-word "irregardless."

It's a word. Look it up.

Worse that grammar nazis: people who say 'it is, look it up' when told 'irregardless' is not a word.

/note: when you look it up you will find it is recognized as a widely used non-word

Widely used non word. And this makes sense to you? Just as ain't ain't a word but everyone uses it. How DO you, in fact, use say speak a word that is not a word? This this good Zen or bad Zen, or what?

Ha!

I love this anecdote.

P.S. Irregardless is a word for lazy mind-virus'd-minds...

P.P.S. De-virus your mind, folks, please. Thank you.


So if people started saying irregard, would that be a word? I think saying a word makes it a word, as long as it has a meaning or a use, but that's just me. I say regardless but maybe I'll try to purposely say irregard from now on, but not really. . .
2012-07-17 08:50:31 PM
1 votes:

ElFugawz: AverageAmericanGuy: DataShade: not-a-word "irregardless."

It's a word. Look it up.

Worse that grammar nazis: people who say 'it is, look it up' when told 'irregardless' is not a word.

/note: when you look it up you will find it is recognized as a widely used non-word


Widely used non word. And this makes sense to you? Just as ain't ain't a word but everyone uses it. How DO you, in fact, use say speak a word that is not a word? This this good Zen or bad Zen, or what?
2012-07-17 07:35:03 PM
1 votes:

Fubar: 33? Holy crap that's a hard 33....


Yeah, I'd have guessed mid 40's to 50's.
But if you need a wheelchair-bound 14-year-old to buy your plane ticket I'm guessing you haven't had a lot of success with life.
2012-07-17 03:06:11 PM
1 votes:

dickfreckle: But these days with the dick-touching and the hours of security theater


But has that ever actually happened to you?

I fly out of SFO regularly, most commonly to SNA, LAX, BWI, and even Dulles...and in the past 4-5 years I can only remember one line that took over 30 minutes, and that was a redeye before Thanksgiving when everyone was traveling and, being super late, TSA was thinly staffed. Nearly every time I travel -- even through the ridiculous carnival that is Dulles security -- I'm out of the taxi and at the gate in 30 mintues or less.

And never once have I been groped. You go through the chemical-detecting thing, if a part of your body hits that part gets a check (I've had my armpit and my ankle hit), but never has there been groping.

The TSA is pretty goddamn dumb, and there's lots about air travel that could be easier, but the "hours" of waiting and the intrusiveness of security isn't reality, it's collective hyperbole.
2012-07-17 11:25:51 AM
1 votes:

Flakeloaf: Smoky Dragon Dish:
Fr Georges Lemaître

How can I have spent more than thirty years on this rock without ever having heard of this man? I am appalled at my lack of education.


He's European. As Americans, we're more likely to hear about Hubble instead, although his theory predate Hubbles. And it's proven fact, since it was published.

I only mention him because I find it facinating that a priest came-up with a scientific theory that fundies throw so much scorn at, blaming atheists.
2012-07-17 11:25:38 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.

Thanks. I disabled my spellcheck on the iphone because every time I'd try to type a medical word, it'd turn it into something abstract and/or sexual.


lol - Sorry to all the religion debaters, but if we're going to threadjack, I'd rather
hear more about BronyMedic's (and others) iPhone substitutions for medical words.

ex. Just the other day I noticed a medical document where every instance of
'epithelial cells' had been changed to Episcopal cells... and I don't know
about you, but I didn't even realize those churches would lock people up.

/Oops, using that example will bring back the religion debaters in force...

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imgs.xkcd.com
2012-07-17 10:59:47 AM
1 votes:
i know i'm late to the party, but the more the merrier right?

chzbronies.files.wordpress.com
2012-07-17 10:16:56 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes The Cynic: ph0rk: Diogenes The Cynic: Science still uses one method to validate information. Even then they get stuff wrong. Look at sociology, and paleontology. They think those are sciences.

I'm an empiric, so i'm pretty much just fine with that "one method". Yes, there are some problems and questions that cannot be addressed with it, but they tend to be more often in the metaphysical realm than the physical. Not really an issue.

What, specific, secular, real world problems can be be solved using these alternate magical methods of which you speak? What questions can we begin to answer with them?

Inflatable Rhetoric: Ok, so the verification process is not science? It's philosophy? Can you verify that?

He's just going to argue all the good bits of the scientific process are philosophy, like a good second year undergraduate.

Game theory will tell what the best course of action is for a person who is selfish. It can be applied to war, and foreign policy pretty easily. For example, it was Von Neumann who came up with the concept of MAD, which, while it caused brinksmanship, also prevented a bigger war from happening.

That problem could not have been addressed by scientists.


So Mathematics is Philosophy, now? What, will you claim Economics as under the umbrella next?
2012-07-17 10:12:52 AM
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: Ok, so the verification process is not science? It's philosophy? Can you verify that?


Philosophy and science probably weren't as easy to distinguish in the dark ages as they are today, given the way religion shaped our more primitive ancestors. Gregor Mendel (not to be confused with Mendeleev in all this periodic table discussion) was a monk who just happened to discover genetics, every bit a scientist while remaining true to his faith. Linnaeus was a scientist who inspired philosophers, many of whom saw themselves in him.

There's a reason "Arts and Sciences" are stuck together like opp and heimer. The presence of a great thinker in one discipline improves everyone nearby. Great scientists inspire philosophers, great philosophers inspire scientists, and if someone shows up who happens to be both well then humanity gains a level and 1d8+1 smartness points. Can't we just leave it at that?
2012-07-17 09:44:15 AM
1 votes:
i252.photobucket.com
2012-07-17 09:33:34 AM
1 votes:

Inflatable Rhetoric: Diogenes The Cynic: Uncle Tractor: Diogenes The Cynic: Atheism may be a valid philosophical position, but science doesn't have the tools to deal with metaphysical truths.

What "metaphysical truths?"

Is there a soul?
Is this art?
Do I have a mind, or only a brain?

Etc.

Look, I've said it before, and I will say it again. Science is the drooling, retarded step-brother to Philosophy. We (at least, educated people) accept science because "it tends to work." Were it not for the philosophers, the scientists would still be trying to turn lead into gold.

What? Philosophers made the periodic table of elements? And did research on atomic structure?

Which philosopher did that, and how?


Someone is still living in a pre-renaissance world and hasn't paid much attention to philosophy these days. They're well on the way to cornering the market on (secular) drooling, retarded step-brothers.
2012-07-17 09:29:38 AM
1 votes:
I've learned from a friend that this My Little Pony phenomenon has nothing to do with pedophilia or degenerates in the vast majority of cases, but I can't help but think of what Nancy Grace would think if she stumbled into this thread.
2012-07-17 09:29:32 AM
1 votes:
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!?!

web.mit.edu

On the MOOOOOOOON!

/stop the Bronies... just stop.
2012-07-17 09:23:40 AM
1 votes:

ph0rk: More like fanfic:

"The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is a pseudepigraphical gospel about the childhood of Jesus that dates to the 2nd and 3rd centuries."


Yeah... doesn't that describe just about 100% of the NT?
2012-07-17 09:19:41 AM
1 votes:

Lurk sober post drunk: Uncle Tractor: JWideman: and you've never seen Passion of the Christ yet?? watch that. and you might LEARN something

You mean it's full of invisible pink unicorns? I did not know this. I've learned something already.

On the topic of minors and unicorns and higher powers; I read some of the Christian texts that weren't included in the bible a couple of days ago. One of them was the Infancy Gospel of Thomas (google it). Apparently, when Jesus was a little kid, he went around killing other kids. Regular little Damien.

like father like son


More like fanfic:

"The Infancy Gospel of Thomas is a pseudepigraphical gospel about the childhood of Jesus that dates to the 2nd and 3rd centuries."
2012-07-17 09:16:35 AM
1 votes:
twilight.ponychan.net
2012-07-17 09:06:41 AM
1 votes:
dickfreckle
I've done lots of stupid things in the pursuit of getting laid, but flying nearly cross-country? Maybe if it were 1999, when air travel was still easy. But these days with the dick-touching and the hours of security theater followed by surly service and the inevitable fat chick taking up half your own seat?

Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.


Maybe he didn't care about banging an underage chick with wheels and just wanted a free trip to Florida.
2012-07-17 09:05:41 AM
1 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-07-17 08:56:13 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Raharu: JWideman: You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.

HERETIC!!!

The Unicorn is PURPLE!

PURGE THE HERETIC!

[images.wikia.com image 850x612]

Goddamnit.

-sigh-

This is now a pony thread.


fim.413chan.net
2012-07-17 08:55:52 AM
1 votes:

Raharu: The Unicorn is PURPLE!


BronyMedic: Raharu: JWideman: You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.

HERETIC!!!

The Unicorn is PURPLE!

PURGE THE HERETIC!

[images.wikia.com image 850x612]

Goddamnit.

-sigh-

This is now a pony thread.


Never doubt my power again.

arch.413chan.net
2012-07-17 08:54:18 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: Raharu: JWideman: You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.

HERETIC!!!

The Unicorn is PURPLE!

PURGE THE HERETIC!

[images.wikia.com image 850x612]

Goddamnit.

-sigh-

This is now a pony thread.


images.bluegartr.com
2012-07-17 08:52:58 AM
1 votes:
Raharu: JWideman: You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.

HERETIC!!!

The Unicorn is PURPLE!

PURGE THE HERETIC!

[images.wikia.com image 850x612]


Goddamnit.

-sigh-

This is now a pony thread.
2012-07-17 08:50:49 AM
1 votes:

JWideman: You can't prove that invisible pink unicorns do not exist. You can't prove that they aren't very spiritual beings (and they must be, to be both pink and invisible). And you can't prove that they are not pink. You now have no choice but to acknowledge they do exist, and give them the worship they deserve.


HERETIC!!!

The Unicorn is PURPLE!

PURGE THE HERETIC!


images.wikia.com
2012-07-17 08:47:18 AM
1 votes:

PYROY: Back when I was a kid, the molesters all followed an unspoken code of conduct. Doing kids in wheelchairs was considered wrong.


Times change....people change....society changes.
This is all good now, right?!?!?
2012-07-17 08:41:36 AM
1 votes:
Control + F ...insert "vegetable.....= "not found"....

Le Sigh......Come *ON* Fark.....


Q: What's the most difficult thing about eating vegetables?
A: Getting them out of the wheelchair.


/bah dah BIN...oh the hell with it.
2012-07-17 08:29:07 AM
1 votes:
Damn, that's a rough 33. I would peg him for late, late 40s or early 50s.
2012-07-17 08:29:04 AM
1 votes:

Uncle Tractor: Diogenes The Cynic: Atheism may be a valid philosophical position, but science doesn't have the tools to deal with metaphysical truths.

What "metaphysical truths?"


The ones we hold to claim are not self-evident. That all men are NOT created equal. That if the God from the Old Testament is to be believed to have existed, then we should be glad He is past the little tantrums He had that would make a 4-year old cringe. That if such a supreme being existed with such intellect, cunning eye and intelligent design, he also is possessed of a wicked sense of humor stating "Be fruitful and multiply" yet giving some men very small penises.

So it is God's fault this dude could not get laid and had to resort a early-teen, wheelchair bound gutter slut.
2012-07-17 07:57:22 AM
1 votes:

tankjr: bim1154: Ugly, fat, old and complete idiots. I just don't understand their thinking that they would have anything remotely to offer any woman

I can't decide if you're lonely, stupid or just an asshole.


Perhaps all three, but also strongly acculturated to a lifestyle that requires an exchange of value for a service or anything else, even a relationship. It's an authoritarian follower mindset, common to cops, prison guards, shut-ins, religious zealots, hierarchically oriented people, etc. They think only idiots act on their impulses to have sexual relationship without social/monetary exchange guarantees in place. It's an old school, very unimaginative outlook.
2012-07-17 07:56:05 AM
1 votes:

orbister: AbbeySomeone:
The guy is a grade A scumbag but I am sure the girl knew what she was doing was wrong was desperate for some love and affection.

FTFY.


Right, and maybe this event is a blessing and she can learn about consequences and how it's wrong to steal credit cards. If she is this much of a vulnerable female it needs to be corrected immediately or her entire life will follow this pattern.
2012-07-17 07:42:18 AM
1 votes:

Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.


Be that as it may, it's not uncommon for younger women and older men to get together.
I have a distant relative who was 44 when he married a 14-year-old. That was in 1908 and the male relative was found to have become subsequently older on US census forms as the decades passed. He may have had some incentive to lie about his age as regards his young bride.

Men and women of all ages farking: It's not a newsflash.
2012-07-17 07:40:16 AM
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: Ironically, he will soon find himself in the position he intended for his victim: sexually assaulted and unable to walk.


Nah, even prison rapists have standards.
2012-07-17 07:39:40 AM
1 votes:

elguerodiablo: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.

E-feeble-phile- A person with a sexual fetish for boning feeble or disabled minors they met through the internets.


Am I wrong to have read that as "E-weeble-wobble-phile" and laughed?
2012-07-17 07:35:37 AM
1 votes:
I was watching that catch a predator show the other night and the quality of idiots who fall for the bait is just staggering. Ugly, fat, old and complete idiots. I just don't understand their thinking that they would have anything remotely to offer any woman, let alone some underage girl. It's like they all came from Walmart.
2012-07-17 07:34:17 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: irregardless


irregardless |ˌiriˈgärdlis|
adjective& adverb informal
regardless.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: probably a blend of irrespective and regardless.
usage: Irregardless is widely heard, perhaps arising under the influence of such perfectly correct forms as irrespective, but should be avoided by careful users of English. Use regardless to mean 'without regard or consideration for' or 'nevertheless'.
2012-07-17 07:09:33 AM
1 votes:

DataShade: nonstandard-usage mistake/not-a-word "irregardless."


I'm conflicted on this one; you're wrong, but I wish you weren't.

If it's in Webster's, it's a word. It *is* still nonstandard usage, but you can no longer say that using it is a mistake or that it is not a word. Link
2012-07-17 07:08:00 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.

Hey, it's the 90s. Women can pay their fair fare share.


FTFY
2012-07-17 07:07:27 AM
1 votes:

serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.


E-feeble-phile- A person with a sexual fetish for boning feeble or disabled minors they met through the internets.
2012-07-17 07:03:57 AM
1 votes:
They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.
2012-07-17 06:58:49 AM
1 votes:
33? Holy crap that's a hard 33....
2012-07-17 06:57:51 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?


AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.
2012-07-17 06:57:41 AM
1 votes:
serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.


Thanks. I disabled my spellcheck on the iphone because every time I'd try to type a medical word, it'd turn it into something abstract and/or sexual.
2012-07-17 06:50:42 AM
1 votes:

BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.


Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.
2012-07-17 06:46:28 AM
1 votes:
She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.
2012-07-17 03:17:16 AM
1 votes:
I thought meals on wheels came to you.
2012-07-17 02:34:13 AM
1 votes:

namatad: SilentStrider: Who DOES this?
*clicks link*

Ahh.

meh
arizona ... this is normative. all you have to do is take one look at the people that they elect ...

Arizona. It's the new Kentucky!


Have you ever been to Bullhead City? I remember going there as a kid and it was 124 degrees one day, I've never felt such a thing since. If anything is to blame beyond the sick fark himself, I'd blame the heat.
2012-07-17 12:24:07 AM
1 votes:
"Why don't you take a cue from your intended target and have a seat...right over there..."
 
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