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(Tampa Bay Online)   Really dude, if you flew all the way from Arizona to Tampa to have sex with wheelchair-bound, 14-year-old girl who bought your ticket with Grandma's credit card, the least you could do is shave   (www2.tbo.com) divider line 271
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2012-07-16 11:58:24 PM  
Who DOES this?
*clicks link*

Ahh.
 
2012-07-17 12:11:44 AM  
The real news story here is that it really was a teenager, not just some FBI guy in his 40's.
 
2012-07-17 12:24:07 AM  
"Why don't you take a cue from your intended target and have a seat...right over there..."
 
2012-07-17 12:35:21 AM  
Ironically, he will soon find himself in the position he intended for his victim: sexually assaulted and unable to walk.
 
2012-07-17 12:56:46 AM  
I've done lots of stupid things in the pursuit of getting laid, but flying nearly cross-country? Maybe if it were 1999, when air travel was still easy. But these days with the dick-touching and the hours of security theater followed by surly service and the inevitable fat chick taking up half your own seat?

Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.
 
2012-07-17 02:06:50 AM  

dickfreckle: Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.


Seriously.

500memes.com
 
2012-07-17 02:24:49 AM  

SilentStrider: Who DOES this?
*clicks link*

Ahh.


meh
arizona ... this is normative. all you have to do is take one look at the people that they elect ...

Arizona. It's the new Kentucky!
 
2012-07-17 02:34:13 AM  

namatad: SilentStrider: Who DOES this?
*clicks link*

Ahh.

meh
arizona ... this is normative. all you have to do is take one look at the people that they elect ...

Arizona. It's the new Kentucky!


Have you ever been to Bullhead City? I remember going there as a kid and it was 124 degrees one day, I've never felt such a thing since. If anything is to blame beyond the sick fark himself, I'd blame the heat.
 
2012-07-17 02:49:14 AM  

doglover: The real news story here is that it really was a teenager, not just some FBI guy in his 40's.


The guy is a grade A scumbag but I am sure the girl knew what she was doing was wrong.
 
2012-07-17 02:54:31 AM  

dopeydwarf: dickfreckle: Seriously, I'd rather stay home and jerk off.

Seriously.


El oh el
 
2012-07-17 02:56:02 AM  

AbbeySomeone: doglover: The real news story here is that it really was a teenager, not just some FBI guy in his 40's.

The guy is a grade A scumbag but I am sure the girl knew what she was doing was wrong.


I honestly didn't expect there be a girl, let alone for her to actually be a party to this.

It looks like, for once, there's been an online "predator" I DON'T have trouble with the arrest of.
 
2012-07-17 03:17:16 AM  
I thought meals on wheels came to you.
 
2012-07-17 05:05:07 AM  
Wow. The ephlebophilic predators are getting desperate. Of course, this really should surprise no one, considering one of the prime targets of predators and sexual abusers are disabled children, teens, and adults. Far easier for them to control and keep quiet.

There is a staggering amount of victimization that pediatric and adolescent disabled boys and girls recieve, and goes unreported.

/yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.
 
2012-07-17 06:46:28 AM  
She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.
 
2012-07-17 06:48:03 AM  
AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.


Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

I guess if women didn't dress like they wanted it, they wouldn't get raped either, right?
 
2012-07-17 06:49:42 AM  

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

I guess if women didn't dress like they wanted it, they wouldn't get raped either, right?


Well, if they're paying for it, I'm not sure you can say they're really getting raped, irregardless of what they are wearing.
 
2012-07-17 06:50:42 AM  

BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.


Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.
 
2012-07-17 06:54:12 AM  

serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.


I thought he was refering to under phlebotomists but that's just me.
 
2012-07-17 06:56:51 AM  

BronyMedic: yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.


You could just say "child molesters" and be done with it.
 
2012-07-17 06:57:41 AM  
serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.


Thanks. I disabled my spellcheck on the iphone because every time I'd try to type a medical word, it'd turn it into something abstract and/or sexual.
 
2012-07-17 06:57:45 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.


A little bit of this. I'm sure she wouldn't have had a hard time looking for a 14 year old boy willing to fark her, but if he was out of town she wouldn't have been able to get him on a plane as easily.
This might have done more harm than good by reinforcing her feelings of being broken and unlovable.

Then again there's also a high probability of the girl getting locked in a basement and eventually dismembered if she's getting into shiat like this, so still a good thing to put a stop to it and arrest the creep.
 
2012-07-17 06:57:51 AM  

BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?


AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.
 
2012-07-17 06:58:23 AM  

AbbeySomeone: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.

I thought he was refering to under phlebotomists but that's just me.


No no. The ones that love phleb, not the ones that want to remove it.
 
2012-07-17 06:58:49 AM  
33? Holy crap that's a hard 33....
 
2012-07-17 06:59:01 AM  

AbbeySomeone: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.

I thought he was refering to under phlebotomists but that's just me.


Will you marry me?
 
2012-07-17 06:59:40 AM  

Ed Grubermann: BronyMedic: AverageAmericanGuy: She's stuck in a wheelchair. She knows she doesn't have the chance at a normal life. It's why SHE bought the airplane tickets for him.

I'm not condoning a 33 year old guy porking a 14 year old girl, but let's not try to pretend like she is completely innocent here.

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.


If you're alluding to my love of a hand up my ass, I...

I've said too much...
 
2012-07-17 07:02:36 AM  
Ed Grubermann: You could just say "child molesters" and be done with it.

I could, but then I'd get a bunch of pedantic pedophile apologists pointing out how it was a teenager, not a child, and how I'm just spreading misinformation and panic about these people. Predator, at least to me, seems like a much more apt definition of this person.

The point remains that an adult male tried to groom a disabled 14 year old teenager to take advantage of her for sex. The sad thing is, I could honestly see that if the gender was reversed - it was a 33 year old female and a 14 year old male, we'd be hearing all about how we should just give the boy a pat on the back.

Ed Grubermann: AAG is a sock puppet and a troll.

I think I recognized that a few posts back.
 
2012-07-17 07:03:57 AM  
They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.
 
2012-07-17 07:04:11 AM  

doglover: The real news story here is that it really was a teenager, not just some FBI guy in his 40's.


What makes you think it wasn't?

yes, even the puppets have their puppets. Thats why the lady's father is actually involved in any way with a disabled child.

BronyMedic:

Kind of blaming the victim here, aren't you?

I guess if women didn't dress like they wanted it, they wouldn't get raped either, right?


That's like saying the FBI wouldn't get their perpetrators without being traitors to the constitution, am I right?

/lolhomelandsecurity

//why do we really care about this disabled womans mississippi dildo?
 
2012-07-17 07:05:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy:
Well, if they're paying for it, I'm not sure you can say they're really getting raped, irregardless of what they are wearing.


Well, one, she didn't pay for it - technically, grandma did. Two, even if she'd paid for it, she paid for a plane ticket, not sex. Three, even if she handed over money, that doesn't mean she's a consenting adult, so the sex would still be rape. Your analogy is like saying that because a woman handed her sister's credit card to the bouncer to pay a third person's cover charge to a bar, she should have expected to get her organs harvested in the bathroom. None of it's connected logically and there's really no way any sane, non-mentally-ill person would think they're clear to commit that kind of depraved act.


Are you trying to troll? You're not coming off as "inspiring rage," you're coming off as "incredibly dumb and inspiring pity" - especially with the nonstandard-usage mistake/not-a-word "irregardless."
 
2012-07-17 07:05:19 AM  

untaken_name: They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.


Hey, it's the 90s. Women can pay their fair share.
 
2012-07-17 07:07:06 AM  
That guy's only 33? Cripes.
 
2012-07-17 07:07:19 AM  

DataShade: not-a-word "irregardless."


It's a word. Look it up.
 
2012-07-17 07:07:27 AM  

serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.


E-feeble-phile- A person with a sexual fetish for boning feeble or disabled minors they met through the internets.
 
2012-07-17 07:08:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.

Hey, it's the 90s. Women can pay their fair fare share.


FTFY
 
2012-07-17 07:09:33 AM  

DataShade: nonstandard-usage mistake/not-a-word "irregardless."


I'm conflicted on this one; you're wrong, but I wish you weren't.

If it's in Webster's, it's a word. It *is* still nonstandard usage, but you can no longer say that using it is a mistake or that it is not a word. Link
 
2012-07-17 07:11:32 AM  
Maybe he just didn't shave his face....

/bleh
 
2012-07-17 07:16:34 AM  

untaken_name: It *is* still nonstandard usage


I like to be on the cutting edge. Like a phlebotologist, if the analogy holds.
 
2012-07-17 07:17:27 AM  
"airplane tickets were purchased by the victim using her grandmother's credit card".

Heh, "victim".
 
2012-07-17 07:18:38 AM  

untaken_name: They're only mad because he made HER buy the tickets. A gentleman always pays his own way across the country to take advantage of children.


You know, it just goes to show just how much of a loser this guy has to be if thats the case.

Think about it...he couldn't afford the ticket to get all rapey with a 14 year old girl. It kinda makes me wish prostitution (of adults) were legalized for people like him.

And there is the girl. Probably has no one to validate her, which is probably why she went along with this. Pity all around.
 
2012-07-17 07:21:20 AM  

BronyMedic: redator, at least to me, seems like a much more apt definition of this person.


Yes. And the father caught him and turned him in. This is how the world should work. You watch out for your kids.

Here's the thing, online predators are a very small percentage of the people who hurt children. The overwhelming majority of people who do bad things to kids are family or at least close friends of the family. So it irks me when the FBI spends countless man hours and dollars looking for pedos online and setting up convoluted honey pot stings in chat rooms and shiat like that when they could just as easily have put all that money in other resources and helped a lot more kids. Take those computers and agent hours and give them to child welfare. Instead of baiting the odd tard into going full felony, use those agents to survail possible abusive homes. They're the fedral beaurau of INVESTIGATION. It's all about priorities.

Instead, they do the least amount of work possible to help the least number of children, in potential and actual, cry "We love all children." while hypocritically continuing the war on drugs which has orphaned and killed more kids in the past few decades than most wars that involved the Pentagon. It's freakin' mind blowing when you get down to it.

What they should really do is drop the war on drugs and start the war on misalocation of law enforcement resources on speed traps, pot heads, and whatever Sherrif Joe is up to these days.
 
2012-07-17 07:28:02 AM  

Diogenes The Cynic: And there is the girl. Probably has no one to validate her, which is probably why she went along with this. Pity all around.


Very good odds this girl lives with abusive family members.
 
2012-07-17 07:28:05 AM  

Diogenes The Cynic: Think about it...he couldn't afford the ticket to get all rapey with a 14 year old girl. It kinda makes me wish prostitution (of adults) were legalized for people like him.


I don't think legalized prostitution would have helped much in his case. He was clearly willing to break the law to fly to Florida to fark a 14 year old girl, something tells me he wouldn't have given much thought to being caught with a prostitute in his home town.

He's just a perv who gets off on underaged, disabled girls.

/prostitution should be legalized though, just not for the likes of him
 
2012-07-17 07:34:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: irregardless


irregardless |ˌiriˈgärdlis|
adjective& adverb informal
regardless.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: probably a blend of irrespective and regardless.
usage: Irregardless is widely heard, perhaps arising under the influence of such perfectly correct forms as irrespective, but should be avoided by careful users of English. Use regardless to mean 'without regard or consideration for' or 'nevertheless'.
 
2012-07-17 07:34:53 AM  

miss diminutive: Diogenes The Cynic: Think about it...he couldn't afford the ticket to get all rapey with a 14 year old girl. It kinda makes me wish prostitution (of adults) were legalized for people like him.

I don't think legalized prostitution would have helped much in his case. He was clearly willing to break the law to fly to Florida to fark a 14 year old girl, something tells me he wouldn't have given much thought to being caught with a prostitute in his home town.

He's just a perv who gets off on underaged, disabled girls.

/prostitution should be legalized though, just not for the likes of him


Why can't he just pay $10 for a girl half way around the world to poop in the sink in front of her webcam like the rest of us civilized adults.
 
2012-07-17 07:35:23 AM  
It's not like she'd feel it, so he'd have to do something special for her...
www.wicked-vision.com

Maybe she gives good head.

/window please
 
2012-07-17 07:35:37 AM  
I was watching that catch a predator show the other night and the quality of idiots who fall for the bait is just staggering. Ugly, fat, old and complete idiots. I just don't understand their thinking that they would have anything remotely to offer any woman, let alone some underage girl. It's like they all came from Walmart.
 
2012-07-17 07:39:11 AM  

doglover: BronyMedic: redator, at least to me, seems like a much more apt definition of this person.

Yes. And the father caught him and turned him in. This is how the world should work. You watch out for your kids.

Here's the thing, online predators are a very small percentage of the people who hurt children. The overwhelming majority of people who do bad things to kids are family or at least close friends of the family. So it irks me when the FBI spends countless man hours and dollars looking for pedos online and setting up convoluted honey pot stings in chat rooms and shiat like that when they could just as easily have put all that money in other resources and helped a lot more kids. Take those computers and agent hours and give them to child welfare. Instead of baiting the odd tard into going full felony, use those agents to survail possible abusive homes. They're the fedral beaurau of INVESTIGATION. It's all about priorities.

Instead, they do the least amount of work possible to help the least number of children, in potential and actual, cry "We love all children." while hypocritically continuing the war on drugs which has orphaned and killed more kids in the past few decades than most wars that involved the Pentagon. It's freakin' mind blowing when you get down to it.

What they should really do is drop the war on drugs and start the war on misalocation of law enforcement resources on speed traps, pot heads, and whatever Sherrif Joe is up to these days.


Despite your being a total git when it comes to religion, I have to say that I pretty much agree with you here.
 
2012-07-17 07:39:40 AM  

elguerodiablo: serial_crusher: BronyMedic: /yes. I used ephlebophile I would hate for FARK's pedophile apologist brigade to get on to me for confusing their fine, upstanding group of people with these scumbags.

Look out for the grammar nazis though. The word you're looking for is ephebophile.

E-feeble-phile- A person with a sexual fetish for boning feeble or disabled minors they met through the internets.


Am I wrong to have read that as "E-weeble-wobble-phile" and laughed?
 
2012-07-17 07:40:04 AM  

elguerodiablo: miss diminutive: Diogenes The Cynic: Think about it...he couldn't afford the ticket to get all rapey with a 14 year old girl. It kinda makes me wish prostitution (of adults) were legalized for people like him.

I don't think legalized prostitution would have helped much in his case. He was clearly willing to break the law to fly to Florida to fark a 14 year old girl, something tells me he wouldn't have given much thought to being caught with a prostitute in his home town.

He's just a perv who gets off on underaged, disabled girls.

/prostitution should be legalized though, just not for the likes of him

Why can't he just pay $10 for a girl half way around the world to poop in the sink in front of her webcam like the rest of us civilized adults.


Heh. Pay. That's funny.
 
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