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(Charleston Daily Mail)   If there is one thing West Virginia needs, it's more crackers   (dailymail.com) divider line 61
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2012-07-16 09:51:03 PM  
www.exposay.com
Approves
 
2012-07-17 12:12:10 AM  
Nice. Very nice.
 
2012-07-17 12:32:41 AM  
Took me a while to figure out that they were talking about a method of extracting fossil fuels and not a food product.

/embarrassed
//made the article much more interesting
 
2012-07-17 02:38:02 AM  
Sure is talking a lot for someone who is signing so many nondisclosure agreements. Cracker.
 
2012-07-17 03:41:56 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 03:44:46 AM  
images.wikia.com

/Bravo, subby. Bravo.
 
2012-07-17 03:51:13 AM  

Nickster79: Took me a while to figure out that they were talking about a method of extracting fossil fuels and not a food product.

/embarrassed
//made the article much more interesting


Thanks, I didn't wanna sound dumd and ask what a "cracker" was. ( too lazy to Google)
 
2012-07-17 03:59:04 AM  

Cyno01: [img.photobucket.com image 800x500]


Glad someone had that covered.


/Where's my damn ice cream?!
 
2012-07-17 04:02:24 AM  
Should a government be in the business of signing NDAs? I thought Obama promised more transparency in government.
 
2012-07-17 04:06:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Should a government be in the business of signing NDAs? I thought Obama promised more transparency in government.


It's West Virginia. It's not like it's America or anything.
 
2012-07-17 04:16:26 AM  
Is cracking wise?
 
2012-07-17 04:39:38 AM  
www.erowid.org
 
2012-07-17 04:59:39 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: [www.erowid.org image 640x512]


Hi, welcome to the year 2000.

www.goodasgold.com
 
2012-07-17 05:12:05 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Nothing racist about that headline. Nope, not at all.


Louis CK - Being White
 
2012-07-17 06:17:59 AM  

Cyno01:


Came to make sure that was covered, leaving satisfied.

/I have great eyes! They're better than 20-20, and they're BLUE!
 
2012-07-17 06:36:17 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: It's West Virginia. It's not like it's America or anything.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-17 07:19:52 AM  
That's the ticket. More Cracker Factories.
Link
 
2012-07-17 07:26:56 AM  
*claps*
 
2012-07-17 07:53:18 AM  

untaken_name: Jon iz teh kewl: [www.erowid.org image 640x512]

Hi, welcome to the year 2000.

[www.goodasgold.com image 432x350]


what the hell is that. if you don't mind me asking?
 
2012-07-17 07:58:48 AM  
Where's my ice cream?
 
2012-07-17 08:02:21 AM  
Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.
 
2012-07-17 08:08:42 AM  

The_Time_Master: Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.


yup

 
2012-07-17 08:12:28 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: untaken_name: Jon iz teh kewl: [www.erowid.org image 640x512]

Hi, welcome to the year 2000.

[www.goodasgold.com image 432x350]

what the hell is that. if you don't mind me asking?


I don't mind at all. It's the newer, better way to enjoy nitrous oxide from those little canisters. It's meant to actually whip heavy cream for you on-demand, but if you simply "forget" to put the cream in, it becomes a controllable dispenser for nitrous. One which takes much longer to freeze and which will contain the gas for hours if you so desire. Also, it only costs around $20, which was the same price the nice metal crackers like the one you posted were selling for last time I saw one. You can get them online from cake shops.
 
2012-07-17 08:15:05 AM  

The_Time_Master: Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.


Can't say it bothers me much. I'm still white, and I still get all the cool stuff that being white gets me.
 
2012-07-17 08:17:51 AM  

The_Time_Master: Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.


What a white person may look like:
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-17 08:24:25 AM  

The_Time_Master: Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.


vegasj: The_Time_Master: Remember kids, racism is ok if it's directed towards white people.

yup


I'm sorry you guys had to read that awful, ugly word that actually sort of empowers white people when you think about it's origins. Tell you what. You guys find yourselves in my neck of the woods, we'll grab some beers at the grocery and completely avoid the Ritz aisle and guess what..... first hug is on me!
/And I swear I won't lift your wallets during the hug!
 
2012-07-17 08:26:31 AM  
simpsonsscreenshots.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-17 08:37:25 AM  
I am from West Virginia, and I approve of this headline.
 
2012-07-17 08:40:35 AM  
FTA: Raskem, a Brazilian company, is one of the companies that is interested in building a large cracker in the state. The name of the other company has not been revealed.

So now South American companies are secretly coming HERE to pollute the place? Wow, we are the fracking third world!!
 
2012-07-17 08:46:52 AM  
Not just crackers, but WORLD-CLASS crackers --according to the article.
 
2012-07-17 08:47:17 AM  
Stop perpetuating the stereotypes that hold white people back.
 
2012-07-17 08:49:25 AM  

trivial use of my dark powers: I am from West Virginia, and I approve of this headline.


Me too. Not bad, subby.
 
2012-07-17 09:08:13 AM  
Cracker, sometimes white cracker, is a racial slur for white people,[1] poor and Southern whites especially. In reference to a native of Florida or Georgia, however, it is used in a more neutral context.

No WV not for you, can't have!
 
2012-07-17 09:15:41 AM  
Came for a Chris Rock reference; leaving with a sad.

'Cracker-ass Cracker!'
/that is all.
 
2012-07-17 09:17:42 AM  
Frackin' crackers.
 
2012-07-17 09:18:46 AM  

MagSeven: I'm sorry you guys had to read that awful, ugly word that actually sort of empowers white people when you think about it's origins. Tell you what. You guys find yourselves in my neck of the woods, we'll grab some beers at the grocery and completely avoid the Ritz aisle and guess what..... first hug is on me!


Regardless, it is now used these days as a racial term for whites.

Kinda like that N word, right?

 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-17 09:26:14 AM  

Rufus Lee King: Nothing racist about that headline. Nope, not at all.


No, it's a bit classiest though.

It is funny how racists are so eager for any opportunity to turn the table on people who don't like racists.
 
2012-07-17 09:26:55 AM  

untaken_name: Jon iz teh kewl: [www.erowid.org image 640x512]

Hi, welcome to the year 2000.

[www.goodasgold.com image 432x350]


i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-17 09:28:46 AM  
NO! That's our word. You can't use it.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-07-17 09:29:42 AM  

vpb: Rufus Lee King: Nothing racist about that headline. Nope, not at all.

No, it's a bit classiest though.

It is funny how racists are so eager for any opportunity to turn the table on people who don't like racists.


Classist, , classiest whatever. It's one or the other.
 
2012-07-17 09:29:51 AM  

vegasj: MagSeven: I'm sorry you guys had to read that awful, ugly word that actually sort of empowers white people when you think about it's origins. Tell you what. You guys find yourselves in my neck of the woods, we'll grab some beers at the grocery and completely avoid the Ritz aisle and guess what..... first hug is on me!

Regardless, it is now used these days as a racial term for whites.

Kinda like that N word, right?


Do you have any other settings or is this the only one?
 
2012-07-17 09:30:32 AM  

vpb: It is funny how racists are so eager for any opportunity to turn the table on people who don't like racists.


Because . . . . .
 
2012-07-17 09:32:20 AM  

vegasj: MagSeven: I'm sorry you guys had to read that awful, ugly word that actually sort of empowers white people when you think about it's origins. Tell you what. You guys find yourselves in my neck of the woods, we'll grab some beers at the grocery and completely avoid the Ritz aisle and guess what..... first hug is on me!

Regardless, it is now used these days as a racial term for whites.

Kinda like that N word, right?


Oh I know! That's why I apologised! What more can I do to ease your suffering?!! What can I do from behind this monitor! I'm only one man! How can I fix your spirit and mend your heart?!!! Tell me, damnit!!
 
2012-07-17 09:32:30 AM  

Rapmaster2000: vegasj: MagSeven: I'm sorry you guys had to read that awful, ugly word that actually sort of empowers white people when you think about it's origins. Tell you what. You guys find yourselves in my neck of the woods, we'll grab some beers at the grocery and completely avoid the Ritz aisle and guess what..... first hug is on me!

Regardless, it is now used these days as a racial term for whites.

Kinda like that N word, right?

Do you have any other settings or is this the only one?


If I'm going to be impotent I might as well look impotent.
 
2012-07-17 09:34:40 AM  
 
2012-07-17 09:36:30 AM  

abfalter: Not just crackers, but WORLD-CLASS crackers --according to the article.


This reminds me of Ross Perot: Link
 
2012-07-17 09:45:58 AM  
Will they attract more crackers to where the car horn company has its plant, with all those honkies?
 
2012-07-17 09:56:59 AM  
Please. We prefer the term "Saltine-Americans"
 
2012-07-17 10:08:51 AM  
'Cracker' was originally a term for the 19th century cattle drivers (i.e., cowboys) from Florida and South Georgia. Eventually it became a term for anyone born in Florida or S. Georgia.
It is a complete corruption of the term to imply a 'Cracker' is a racist, especially considering that the Negro League baseball team in Atlanta was called the 'Crackers'.
 
2012-07-17 10:21:17 AM  
Oh hell no you don't! Only we can call each other cracker. The rest of you have to call us cracka. Don't make have to go all massa on yo' ass.
 
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