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2012-07-16 09:07:21 PM  
The man, a felon, told police he planned to sell the gun in a convenience store parking lot. It went off accidentally as he was making sure the gun worked.

Last time gonna work too
 
2012-07-16 09:09:10 PM  
www.bet.com
 
2012-07-16 09:11:50 PM  
Penis trifecta in play?

/Penis...
 
2012-07-16 09:12:21 PM  
There's a guy in the next thread down who could probably spare a few inches.
 
2012-07-16 09:12:50 PM  
How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.
 
2012-07-16 09:13:06 PM  
I've always marveled at how stupid criminals can be, he's a convicted felon, he has to know he's not allowed to own a firearm. I would have said someone tried to rob me and the gun went off in the struggle.
 
2012-07-16 09:14:29 PM  

"The gun went off while he was in his car in a parking lot near SE 15 and Interstate 35....
Tavares Donnell Colbert, 36, was arrested on a complaint of possession of a firearm."


This guy should have his own gun show, called "The Cobert Report".

 
2012-07-16 09:15:48 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.


Just could'nt fukin take it anymore.
 
2012-07-16 09:16:23 PM  
"Colbert is a felon with convictions including a 2003 charge for possession of a controlled and dangerous substance with intent to distribute, according to police."

So, was he convicted or what?
 
2012-07-16 09:17:12 PM  
That's not the way to get adick in life.
 
2012-07-16 09:17:20 PM  
On the way there, he pulled over to make sure the gun functioned properly.

So...did it?
 
2012-07-16 09:17:54 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.


They don't. Some people do modify a gun so it can have an easier pull, or a "hair trigger", but that's pretty rare. Even so you still have to pull the trigger, either intentionally or unintentionally, before it goes off. Typically people use this excuse because they don't want to admit they're stupid and forget to check if it was loaded.
 
2012-07-16 09:20:37 PM  
It's penis shooting time!
/in a baaaad way)-=
 
2012-07-16 09:20:41 PM  
Back and to the left.
 
2012-07-16 09:20:50 PM  
I assure you, I am fully cocked.
 
2012-07-16 09:20:52 PM  
There's way too many numbers in this article. I'm still trying to figure out what an SE is. State elephant?
 
2012-07-16 09:21:05 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I've always marveled at how stupid criminals can be, he's a convicted felon, he has to know he's not allowed to own a firearm. I would have said someone tried to rob me and the gun went off in the struggle.


...Probably wasn't thinking too clearly, what with the ER meds and the whole blowing his dick off thing.
 
2012-07-16 09:23:18 PM  
ow
his balls
 
2012-07-16 09:24:01 PM  

Mad Canadian: Penis trifecta in play?

/Penis...


I think it's called a tri-peckah...
 
2012-07-16 09:25:27 PM  

Walker: SE


Southeast
 
2012-07-16 09:26:29 PM  
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2012-07-16 09:29:10 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: ReapTheChaos: I've always marveled at how stupid criminals can be, he's a convicted felon, he has to know he's not allowed to own a firearm. I would have said someone tried to rob me and the gun went off in the struggle.

...Probably wasn't thinking too clearly, what with the ER meds and the whole blowing his dick off thing.


I doubt any man would be thinking clearly after blowing his whole dick off, regardless of what meds you gave him.
 
2012-07-16 09:31:31 PM  
Peppered phallus problems
 
2012-07-16 09:34:14 PM  
On the way there, he pulled over to make sure the gun functioned properly.

Good news!
 
2012-07-16 09:34:31 PM  

Mad Canadian: Penis trifecta in play?

/Penis...


tripodfecta?
 
2012-07-16 09:35:25 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.


They don't "just go off." You have to drop them** or grab them wrong. If I had to bet on this guy I'd say he grabbed it wrong (in other words pulled the trigger accidentally)

/** - gun nerds, don't argue. Think of a 1911 with a round in the chamber and the hammer down
 
2012-07-16 09:35:31 PM  
Guns don't castrate,
People do.
NRA ! All the Way!
Ra ra,sis boom ba,
Shoot 'em in the knee,
Shoot 'em in the ball.
 
2012-07-16 09:37:37 PM  
It doesn't sound like he's OK at all. C or otherwise.
 
2012-07-16 09:38:24 PM  

skinink: "The gun went off while he was in his car in a parking lot near SE 15 and Interstate 35....
Tavares Donnell Colbert, 36, was arrested on a complaint of possession of a firearm."
This guy should have his own gun show, called "The Cobert Report".


comedycentral.mtvnimages.com

What's that Sweetness? We should shoot ourself in the penis?
 
2012-07-16 09:44:52 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.


It was probably a Glock.

/seriously, though, he probably pulled the trigger as he was pulling the gun out
 
2012-07-16 09:45:33 PM  
There's a lot of half-cocked dudes on OKC.
 
2012-07-16 09:45:42 PM  
Jack Shaftoe would like a word with this man.
 
2012-07-16 09:47:31 PM  
If you're dumb enough to shoot yourself in the dick, it's probably best not to reproduce.
 
2012-07-16 09:49:19 PM  
A felon who ought to know better,
Acquired a gun sans a letter*
He shot off his dick in his zeal to click,
Let's just say he's no longer a go-getter!

*permit
 
2012-07-16 09:56:33 PM  
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Didn't missed me by that much
 
2012-07-16 09:58:12 PM  
I guess he'll be a bottom in prison.
 
2012-07-16 09:58:29 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.


You haven't met a chick that good?
 
2012-07-16 10:00:41 PM  
Was his profile half complete?
 
2012-07-16 10:03:46 PM  
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You gonna get AH FARK! FARK AAAAAHH!! DAMN IT!!
 
2012-07-16 10:05:21 PM  

The Flexecutioner: Mad Canadian: Penis trifecta in play?

/Penis...

tripodfecta?


Tripudfecta.

Checks TFA


He probably has more left than I start with.
 
2012-07-16 10:18:59 PM  
Hmmm...man with a loaded gun, in a car, headed for a convenience store...

Am I wrong for doubting that there was actually going to be a gun sales transaction?
 
2012-07-16 10:28:16 PM  

KidneyStone: Benevolent Misanthrope: How does a gun "just go off"? I'm always baffled by that.

They don't "just go off." You have to drop them** or grab them wrong. If I had to bet on this guy I'd say he grabbed it wrong (in other words pulled the trigger accidentally)

/** - gun nerds, don't argue. Think of a 1911 with a round in the chamber and the hammer down

-----------------------------
It's also not unusual for... um... inner- city types to carry their gun in the waistband of their pants, not in a holster, which is designed to prevent anything from accidentally coming in contact with the trigger. Shooting oneself in the penis is actually not all that uncommon among folk who carry guns in this manner. The trigger snags on something, the gun is shoved down their pants against their own... uh... gun, and BOOM... no more penis for you! Plaxico Burress shot himself this way, too, although he hit his thigh. Do a google search for "Man shoots off penis" or "Man shoots self in groin," and you'll see that this is not an unusual injury. Idiots with guns, is what it is.
 
2012-07-16 10:34:33 PM  
If you have the world's [whatever] and I have to hear about it in the news then you're an attention whore.

I mean, I have the longest tongue in the world and you don't hear me complaining about it. (yes, it's longer than Kiss. All of them... combined)
 
2012-07-16 10:35:18 PM  
oops
 
2012-07-16 10:52:56 PM  

vodka: oops


Heh! I think you want the thread right below this one.
 
2012-07-16 10:58:43 PM  
If I shot my junk off I'm pretty sure I'd just blow my damned brains out rather than bother going to the hospital to be sewn up as a eunuch.
 
2012-07-16 11:24:22 PM  

Driver: Hmmm...man with a loaded gun, in a car, headed for a convenience store...

Am I wrong for doubting that there was actually going to be a gun sales transaction?


Were you the wheelman?
 
2012-07-16 11:29:06 PM  
Just wait until Oklahoma passes the open-carry law. Then, you'll get some funny, right there.
 
2012-07-16 11:29:32 PM  
Ok, you have an illegal gun and you shoot yourself. You have to go to the hospital but the hospital reports all gunshot wounds to the police. Why the hell would you then tell the police you were going to sell the illegal gun. Why not tell them you found it or recently bought it for yourself?
 
2012-07-16 11:32:55 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Ok, you have an illegal gun and you shoot yourself. You have to go to the hospital but the hospital reports all gunshot wounds to the police. Why the hell would you then tell the police you were going to sell the illegal gun. Why not tell them you found it or recently bought it for yourself?


The guy is a convicted felon who isn't allowed to own guns. If he said he bought it, he'd be in trouble. If he lied and say he found it and picked it up, he'd be in trouble. For him it's a lose-lose situation.
 
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