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Zabbadizzat		2003-11-14 03:49:22 PM

Makes me wonder if they were smart-asses or dumbasses.

winged_dreamer		2003-11-14 03:49:42 PM

poster suggested: "Sex with an alligator"
Sex with an Alligator
- 3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
- 3-4 splash(es) Sweet & Sour Mix
- 3/4 oz Raspberry Liqueur
- 1/4 oz Jagermeister

anyone else?

UberFly		2003-11-14 03:51:52 PM

Buttery Nipple -- think boobies --

Ingredients:
1/2 shot Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's irish cream

Mixing instructions:
The Butterscotch Schnapps makes up the bottom layer. The top layer of Baileys should be added using a spoon. This is a layered shot. Delicious!!

RagingLeonard		2003-11-14 03:52:22 PM

I'll be working...drink a pint of the black stuff for me.

eck_oz		2003-11-14 03:54:35 PM

I think this would be right up their alley......

Buffalo Sweat:

1 shot Bacardi 151
1 tsp Tabasco

eck_oz		2003-11-14 03:56:16 PM

Another good one would be

1/2 shot Jagermeister
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

Shake over ice and pour

Sven_Burger		2003-11-14 03:59:02 PM

Dammit, why can't I live in a big city... I would love to meet some of you boobs.. I mean Farkers.

EatHam		2003-11-14 03:59:26 PM

Irish car bomb.

3/4 pint Guinness
shot glass - 1/2 Bailey's, 1/2 Jamison (or any other Irish whiskey)

Drop shot glass into pint glass, then chug.

winged_dreamer		2003-11-14 04:01:28 PM

Another option (tho Touche does these best):
Flaming Dr. Pepper
- 1 pint(s) Beer
- 1 shot(s) Amaretto
- 1 dash(es) Grain Alcohol

max_thrust		2003-11-14 04:10:26 PM

Well Eat Ham suggested what I was going to say, the irish car bomb, so I will suggest this concoction.

Liquid Cocaine

Ingredients:

1/4 shot Grand Marnier

1/4 shot Southern Comfort

1/4 shot Vodka (Absolut)

1/4 shot Amaretto

1 splash Pineapple juice

Mixing instructions:

Combine 4 alchohols and pineapple juice in coctail mixer with ice. Shake well. Strain into shot glass.

All jokes aside for some reason even if you drink only a couple of these your memory will start to fade... you have been warned.

Haiku		2003-11-14 04:18:02 PM

Yaeger bombs. Taste like sweet tarts. 1 shot yaeger poured into a glass of redbull. Mind you, I hate both of these drinks if taken alone, but somehow, when combined they turn into something palatable.

Dancin_In_Anson		2003-11-14 04:32:31 PM

Tonight?

Austin?

Damn!

How about a heads up a litle earlier...and a Saturday night function?

celston		2003-11-14 04:41:52 PM

a "Prairie Fire" sounds appropriate. Tequilla and Tobasco

celston		2003-11-14 04:43:06 PM

It's JAGERmeister, Haiku

CravenMorehead		2003-11-14 05:36:23 PM

Three Wise men:

Jack Daniels, Johnnie Walker, Jim Beam.

albo		2003-11-14 05:45:44 PM

yep, just be men and drink shots of whisky, any choice is fine. if the drink has a name, just get yourself a dress.

Miles_OToole		2003-11-14 06:21:31 PM

Drink a fifth of your choice of liquor, one shot at a time. Make sure that the entire bottle is consumed in a one hour period.

Hilarity may ensue.

Spoofman_v2.0		2003-11-14 07:57:31 PM

udo		2003-11-14 08:03:20 PM

«How about a heads up a litle earlier...and a Saturday night function?»

It is Saturday night--thus the approval for Saturday.
I didn't post this one, btw;
Saturday night's party was on the main page Tuesday. It's at Buffalo Billiards on 6th at 8 PM.

Dancin_In_Anson		2003-11-14 08:44:05 PM

Thanks udo! I got stuck in the TF time warp....

Lessee...I'm 3 1/2 hours away...6th street...have to be home Sunday before the wife gets back from Lubbock...

I may have to give this road tri a whirl...Thanks for the scoop!

vegasj		2003-11-14 08:47:11 PM

I've gotta go with Jaeger bombs too.... except I drop a shpt of Jaeger in a glass o red bull and slam. sippins for pussys.

another one is Chocolate Cake.

1 part Frangelica (sp?)
1 part vodka
1 lemon slice coated with sugar.

slam shot but dont swallow, keeping mixture in mouth bite lemon coated with sugar so it all mixes then swallow.

*WARNING- dangerously good. after 7, you won't remember much.

oh, and if John's gonna be there, must have pics of fruit baskets.

marak		2003-11-15 12:36:32 AM

just fill up a rocks glass with some fighting cock, then scream in the general direction of waco as your innards are scorched.

AntiNorm		2003-11-15 12:41:05 AM

Water.

jebrinklog		2003-11-15 12:43:28 AM

Thug's Paradise:
1/2 Alize, 1/2 Hennessey

drink to small breasts, cute stomachs and marmosets.

SketcheX		2003-11-15 12:43:35 AM

kool-aid.

DerDrache		2003-11-15 12:43:37 AM

Screaming Nazi:

1 part Goldschlager
1 part Jgermeister

Chariset		2003-11-15 12:47:28 AM

Any idea how to make a "Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall at Midnight with the Cat Watching"?

Rex_Mantlepiece		2003-11-15 12:47:37 AM

If I lived in Tejas, I'd be drinking too.

Cheese_Hour		2003-11-15 12:48:20 AM

Jersey Shore - Pour whatever's left in the rubber absorber thingee where the bartender mixes the drinks into a shot glass. Tastes just like it sounds.

MMGAMOIO		2003-11-15 12:49:53 AM

We had something called a barricuda...

4 parts everclear
1 part sour mix
1 part Sprite/ 7-Up/ Sierra Mist

Holy poop it tasted so good, and farked you up so well

Anti_Freak_Machine		2003-11-15 12:50:39 AM

Jello shots.

Drive safe afterwards or not at all.
Have fun.

Groton		2003-11-15 12:50:53 AM

beer

captain_serious		2003-11-15 12:51:13 AM

shots?

Maker's Mark.
straight.

hmmm. or i'd just stick to good old Shiner.

mmmmm. Shiner.

Sam_Hell		2003-11-15 12:51:23 AM

A "Holy Bartender" ..........

Wubbya		2003-11-15 12:52:26 AM

Bawls or Jolt. Complete opposite of getting drunk, but hey, it's legal to drive afterwards.

Bung_Howdy		2003-11-15 12:53:57 AM

Snakebite

Yukon Jack & Roses Lime Bitters on the rocks in a sshot glass. Here's how it was told to me. You can either spend a cold alaskan night with:

(A) A fat eskimo gal
(B) A (bunch of) Snakebite(s)
(C) Bunch o'snakebites & the eskimo gal

Drink enough, and either way you are a warm & happy camper.

HeartBurnKid		2003-11-15 12:55:32 AM

2003-11-14 04:18:02 PM Haiku

Yaeger bombs. Taste like sweet tarts. 1 shot yaeger poured into a glass of redbull. Mind you, I hate both of these drinks if taken alone, but somehow, when combined they turn into something palatable.

?

And screw all the fancy mixed drinks. Toast over a Guinness.

likwidflame		2003-11-15 12:57:35 AM

Absynthe. 5 shot'sll do ya in for the night. Trust me.

MMGAMOIO		2003-11-15 12:58:26 AM

Oh yeh and straight...

is always good for the heart

Merltech		2003-11-15 01:01:30 AM

Starting Early? Or On day 2 of a 3 day hangover?

bitchqueen		2003-11-15 01:04:06 AM

go for the cordless screwdriver
wedge Orange
1 ounces Vodka
1 teaspoon Sugar, or throw the sugar and orange, and drink the vodka (personal variant is the Citron flavored vodka)

GodHead		2003-11-15 01:04:18 AM

Little Girls Toy Box
Equal parts of:
Jager
Grenadine
Banana Liquer
Creme de Cocao

DeathOfRats		2003-11-15 01:05:21 AM

Do they still us deer blood in Jager? or is that only in Germany..

farker972		2003-11-15 01:06:42 AM

Go for a NY drink... a cosmo in a large "martini" glass.

2 oz vodka
1 oz triple sec
3 oz cranbury
juice of one lime with twist.

Yes, it is very sex and the city but will help many girls or non-drinkers to drink.

MMGAMOIO		2003-11-15 01:10:44 AM

DeathofRats

Here

pokey		2003-11-15 01:13:15 AM

1) don't be a biatch
2) pound beers
3) wonder why you don't get laid
4) taco bell

loser.

JarrysKid		2003-11-15 01:13:52 AM

Mind Eraser

Take a rocks glass and put a few ice cubes in the bottom (not too many, they get in the way!).
Add 1 shot of Kahlua.
Gently float 1 shot of Bacardi 151 over the top (it should lay on top of the Kahlua, not mix with it).
Fill with soda water, again, gently.
Take about 8 or 10 of those little bar-straws that they put in the driks, place them in the glass so they are touching the bottom, and suck the whole thing down in one go.

The Kahlua coats your mouth so the 151 doesn't "burn" so much going down, and the bubbles in the soda kick the shiat right into your bloodstream. If done properly, you will temporarily forget what planet you're on.

BTW, Cheese_Hour, the drink of which you speak is known, in various establishments, as "Roadkill", "LA Freeway" and "Bartenders Revenge". Actualy saw a guy drink one once, on a bet.