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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Minutes after being released from jail, two 18 year-olds decide to A) Grab some Jimmy John's; B) Go to the mall and hit on girls; or C) steal two bicycles in full view of a security camera   (press-citizen.com) divider line 30
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2012-07-16 09:57:01 PM
FTFA: now face charges of fifth-degree theft.

Fifth degree? WTF is that. How many are there, what's 11th degree? When your pet witnesses a crime and does not report it?
 
2012-07-17 01:06:05 AM
A. Slim 5 is delicious and cheap
 
2012-07-17 01:11:14 AM
Why would they grab some Jimmy Johns after being released from jail? They probably grabbed all they could handle while in.
 
2012-07-17 01:12:26 AM
Oh Carlito, how far you have fallen. Not cool!
 
2012-07-17 01:14:23 AM
Yikes! They're the oldest "18-year-olds" I've ever seen!

\\"It's not the years, it's the mileage" (Indiana Jones quote)
 
2012-07-17 01:21:25 AM
Article had too much about bike theft and not enough about how stupid these guys are.
 
2012-07-17 01:23:47 AM
i'm a dumb hick, which an iowa city police officer kindly pointed out to me as I strolled by the police station while drinking a beer. "Hey, stupid," was how he referred to me and I couldn't blame him.

"I'm sorry, officer. I'm from the country. I don't know these strange city ways. I can't walk around and drink a beer? I just turned 21!"

He shook his head and let me go.

Today they'd probably taser me and then jail me for felony assault.
 
2012-07-17 01:27:02 AM
Nadjib is kinda hot in a thick and thuggy way.

Jaylin looks like Buckwheat.
 
2012-07-17 01:27:38 AM
FTA: Brotherton said bikes are frequently stolen when people don't lock them up or when they leave them locked up, but unattended for a long period. They are also taken from porches, garages or yards.

Gee thanks for that Det. Dick Obvious
 
2012-07-17 01:39:37 AM
Old and busted: Catch and Release
New Hotness: Release and Catch
 
2012-07-17 01:42:04 AM

DownDaRiver: FTA: Brotherton said bikes are frequently stolen when people don't lock them up or when they leave them locked up, but unattended for a long period. They are also taken from porches, garages or yards... Frequently, the thief does not inform the victim or leave a note.

 
2012-07-17 01:44:30 AM
Who should be held responsible for replacing their brains with straw,though?
 
2012-07-17 01:44:56 AM
A collective IQ of 'DUH', I would think.
 
2012-07-17 01:54:41 AM
"You ask which land I love the best, Iowa, 'tis Iowa/The fairest state in all the west..."


//iowan
//appalled
 
2012-07-17 02:41:33 AM
Stupid punk kids. Those mug shots scream "I am El Retardo!"
 
2012-07-17 03:01:55 AM

jimmyego: FTFA: now face charges of fifth-degree theft.

Fifth degree? WTF is that. How many are there, what's 11th degree? When your pet witnesses a crime and does not report it?


Probably based on value of the item.


But really, lock these two up for life. I don't care if their crime was serious or not, when you're that braindead, an institution, mental or otherwise, is all that's appropriate.
 
2012-07-17 03:15:39 AM
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2012-07-17 03:28:21 AM
static.thecia.com.au

/implied facepalm
//There is absolutely nothing I want to do or see in Iowa
 
2012-07-17 04:21:43 AM
They probably realize that its a better life in jail than trying to live in Iowa ... (?)
 
2012-07-17 05:11:48 AM

Omahawg: i'm a dumb hick, which an iowa city police officer kindly pointed out to me as I strolled by the police station while drinking a beer. "Hey, stupid," was how he referred to me and I couldn't blame him.

"I'm sorry, officer. I'm from the country. I don't know these strange city ways. I can't walk around and drink a beer? I just turned 21!"

He shook his head and let me go.

Today they'd probably taser me and then jail me for felony assault.


not too many years later I was tripping on acid with some friends and we were all hiding in the blue stairway of the parking garage that they'd built in the meantime across the street since the 'hey stupid' incident and that, like, makes the whole encounter seem more real, man. have you ever really looked at your hand? a real good long look?
 
2012-07-17 05:26:21 AM
Well, to be fair, I'd go to Jimmy Johns after getting out of jail. Their tuna and chicken salad sandwiches are to murder for.
 
2012-07-17 07:18:39 AM
I was wondering what DeBarge was up to....
 
2012-07-17 08:19:58 AM
So I guess that means the police are gonna be...

www.aidthoughts.org

...jailin' Jaylin.

YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
 
2012-07-17 09:00:48 AM
Don't register your bikes. You don't want to give the government an excuse to search for guns and drugs. If they come, they'll find them, even if you don't have any.
 
2012-07-17 09:11:10 AM
Maybe they missed jail and all that sweet, sweet prison lovin'.

...

They're 18, right? I can give it to 'em...

*clicks link*

... ew. Never mind.

/the bottom one wouldn't be so bad if he'd get a f*cking haircut
 
2012-07-17 10:38:58 AM
Forget the 'three strikes' thing. What we need is a law that locks up idiots for life because they're too damned stupid to be part of society.
 
2012-07-17 10:52:57 AM
Choice B definetly. That and pick up some drinks at Orange Julius.
 
2012-07-17 03:07:18 PM
Model Citizens...
 
2012-07-17 07:50:24 PM
Smoothie move.
 
2012-07-17 08:08:12 PM
Did someone say Jimmy Johns??
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