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(Orlando Sentinel)   Step 1: Shoot an unarmed teen. Step 2: Fail at hiding thousands of dollars from the court. Step 3: Get accused of being a molester. At this rate, he should just order up some bath salts and get started on Step 4   (articles.orlandosentinel.com) divider line 287
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2012-07-16 09:12:59 PM
Threads like this make me wish I had some bourbon handy.
 
2012-07-16 09:18:15 PM
Step 4: Eat the judge!
 
2012-07-16 09:19:51 PM
Step 5: kill some puppies
 
2012-07-16 09:23:34 PM
DRINK!
 
2012-07-16 09:41:58 PM

Lsherm: Threads like this make me wish I had some bourbon handy.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!


Is "bath salts" the new drinking game?
 
2012-07-16 09:42:27 PM
Step 6: Profit?
 
2012-07-16 09:49:32 PM

jaylectricity: Lsherm: Threads like this make me wish I had some bourbon handy.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: DRINK!

Is "bath salts" the new drinking game?


IIRC, the drinking game involves either mentioning Zimmerman or referring to him indirectly as the submitter did in the headline.

DRINK!
 
2012-07-16 09:57:56 PM
Oh god...

More press on this shiat.
 
2012-07-16 10:06:27 PM

Bathia_Mapes: IIRC, the drinking game involves either mentioning Zimmerman or referring to him indirectly as the submitter did in the headline.

DRINK!


Oh OK...just downed 50ml of Maker's Mark.
 
2012-07-16 11:05:23 PM
It's always 'C'. Always.
 
2012-07-16 11:55:11 PM
NEW JUDGE!!! NEW JUDGE NAO!!!
 
2012-07-16 11:56:12 PM
If the girl he molested was black, that might prove he doesn't dislike black people...
 
2012-07-16 11:58:09 PM
Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.
 
2012-07-16 11:59:25 PM
step 5 is still profit right?
 
2012-07-17 12:00:54 AM
As mentioned in article- juicy stuff but has no relevancy nor place in this trial. Unless of course they can prove Zimmerman had a boner as a result of killing that kid- then you might be able to show some relevency. I'm actually surprized they even let this witness testify at all- one more reason for Z-mann to cry foul now.
 
2012-07-17 12:01:22 AM
She was 6 and he was 8, and it apparently went on for 10 years. I don't think that's quite what most people have in mind when they think of molestation. Totally irrelevant to the case. In my opinion he's probably guilty of manslaughter, but is this shiat really necessary?
 
2012-07-17 12:01:29 AM
I'm sticking with my theory that Trayvon was his lover and he shot him to keep him from talking.
 
2012-07-17 12:01:54 AM
OK 9beers DancingElkCondor is coming out.
 
2012-07-17 12:02:03 AM
The words of "witness 9" were dramatic: Murder suspect George Zimmerman sexually abused me for years while we were children, she told prosecutors.

Translation: We used to play doctor as kids. Now, i can cash in with a book deal!
 
2012-07-17 12:03:26 AM
Step 4: Get your own show on Fox News?
 
2012-07-17 12:04:20 AM

But...but.....he's a steward of the second amendment cause Obama said if he had a son that boy would look like Treyvon Martin and so then we made Zimmerman a posterboy to politicize it and oh how they pick on him for standing his ground...and by standing his ground we mean of his own accord getting out and confronting that 'punk' and gonna show him to respect his auth-or-i-ti and then the boy whos dad was a crip owns his azz so he pulls his gun and shoots and kills in self defense standing his ground in the front lawn as if he was in his infant sons bedroom standing in between killer pedo and child ....

2ND Amendment poster boy cuz Rush sayz........................

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Now new and improved with punchable face goodness...

and speaking of 'killer pedo'.............................

 
2012-07-17 12:04:31 AM
FTFA: "...It's not relevant," said South Florida defense lawyer Michael Grieco.

It's double-plus ungood.
 
2012-07-17 12:05:00 AM
Waiting for the folks who still find Zimmerman credible to come along .....
 
2012-07-17 12:05:28 AM

ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.


I wouldn't call that "child abuse". Child abuse by popular definition is when an adult abuses a child. This is sexual battery, or at best(for Zimmerman) simply playing doctor, but since they were both minors, what exactly are you going to do about it?
 
2012-07-17 12:06:04 AM
Trolling by defending Zimmerman: where all the trolls defending Paterno got their experience.
 
2012-07-17 12:06:39 AM

ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.


"playing doctor" between a 6 and 8 year old- not as uncommon as you think and certainly not as much of a psychosis as you would like to imply. Lots of curiousity at those ages. The real question was where the parents were that they were not keeping an eye on their kids.
 
2012-07-17 12:06:59 AM

thisiszombocom: step 5 is still profit right?


No, it's ??????
 
2012-07-17 12:07:51 AM
"Oh that? That's my donation to the defense fund of a child molester. That's tax deductible, right?"
 
2012-07-17 12:08:11 AM

ParaHandy: Waiting for the folks who still find Zimmerman credible to come along .....


She was 6 when she says he started molesting her right? She probably had skittles, maybe some Arizona tea. She obviously had it coming.
 
2012-07-17 12:08:46 AM

clowncar on fire: As mentioned in article- juicy stuff but has no relevancy nor place in this trial. Unless of course they can prove Zimmerman had a boner as a result of killing that kid- then you might be able to show some relevency. I'm actually surprized they even let this witness testify at all- one more reason for Z-mann to cry foul now.


The "not liking blacks" thing is relevant, however.
 
2012-07-17 12:09:33 AM
Or run as a GOP political candidate...
 
2012-07-17 12:09:50 AM
bhcompy:
I wouldn't call that "child abuse". Child abuse by popular definition is when an adult abuses a child. This is sexual battery, or at best(for Zimmerman) simply playing doctor, but since they were both minors, what exactly are you going to do about it?

Yeah I dunno it doesn't really fit the model. Most boys that age think that girls have cooties. On the other hand since they are related I guess it would be incest. It can't be prosecuted anyway because of the statue of limitations.
 
2012-07-17 12:11:09 AM
Bonus points:
It's a cousin that's accusing him of being a molester.
 
2012-07-17 12:12:52 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Bonus points:
It's a cousin that's accusing him of being a molester.


It's Florida. No bonus points. Alas.
 
2012-07-17 12:14:07 AM
The young woman is not new to the case. Prosecutors released a statement from her several weeks ago in which she told authorities that Zimmerman does not like blacks. In the interview released Monday, she said Zimmerman and his family, "don't like black people if they don't act like white people. They like black people if they act white."

That describes the feeling a lot of people have towards blacks, including (hold onto your hats) black entertainer Chris Rock.

Zimmerman prayed with Gainesville pastor Terry Jones, the evangelist who burned a Koran, setting off bloody demonstrations in Afghanistan, and talked him out of holding a pro-Zimmerman rally in Sanford.

Zimmerman has the brains to know that Jones is just adding fuel to the fire.

CBS News sent Zimmerman's parents a bouquet of flowers.

"Are you serious? They've got some nerve," Zimmerman said.

"They said they know we are going through a difficult time and if we need someone to talk to we can call them," said his sister.


Zimmerman seems to have much more sense than the sister. What did she think CBS News was trying to do? Actually act as the family's therapist? He is absolutely right to be angry at this attempted manipulation of his family.

As for this woman, it does seem very opportune that this is when she'd start making these allegations.

This article seems to be just so much more titillation and nothing of substance.
 
2012-07-17 12:15:48 AM

Wayne 985: clowncar on fire: As mentioned in article- juicy stuff but has no relevancy nor place in this trial. Unless of course they can prove Zimmerman had a boner as a result of killing that kid- then you might be able to show some relevency. I'm actually surprized they even let this witness testify at all- one more reason for Z-mann to cry foul now.

The "not liking blacks" thing is relevant, however.


There's "not liking blacks" and then there's acting out on your "not liking blacks". There are lots of things one can dislike- be it political affiliation, skin color, economic status. You are free to like/dislike whatever and whoever you like and not be tried upon those preferences. This trial may, indeed, be about a man who acted out on his "dislike for blacks" and if proven guilty, be held accountable for his actions- not his preferences.
 
2012-07-17 12:17:29 AM

ilikeracecars: If the girl he molested was black, that might prove he doesn't dislike black people...


Um, no. It would prove no such thing.
 
2012-07-17 12:17:32 AM
Yeah, playing doctor is one thing, even if you start out too young to know better however, sexually molesting your cousin for 10 years is a bit more than that. Still not relevant, still very icky.
 
2012-07-17 12:18:43 AM
OK we get it ... he's an asshole
 
2012-07-17 12:19:21 AM

bhcompy: ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.

I wouldn't call that "child abuse". Child abuse by popular definition is when an adult abuses a child. This is sexual battery, or at best(for Zimmerman) simply playing doctor, but since they were both minors, what exactly are you going to do about it?


At 8 and 6...sure. At 18 and 16? No.
 
2012-07-17 12:21:04 AM
I don't see the relevance in the case at all. Why the prosecution is trying to argue this is beyond me.
 
2012-07-17 12:21:14 AM

Kanemano: OK we get it ... he's an asshole


A murdering asshole. He is a psychopath.
 
2012-07-17 12:21:31 AM
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FTFA: "...It's not relevant," said South Florida defense lawyer Michael Grieco.

"Derp! Greico! Greico! Derp! Derp and Greico! Greico and Derp!"
 
2012-07-17 12:24:37 AM

clowncar on fire: ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.

"playing doctor" between a 6 and 8 year old- not as uncommon as you think and certainly not as much of a psychosis as you would like to imply. Lots of curiousity at those ages. The real question was where the parents were that they were not keeping an eye on their kids.


It went on for ten years
 
2012-07-17 12:26:04 AM

Devo: clowncar on fire:"playing doctor" between a 6 and 8 year old- not as uncommon as you think and certainly not as much of a psychosis as you would like to imply. Lots of curiousity at those ages. The real question was where the parents were that they were not keeping an eye on their kids.

It went on for ten years


Says her.
 
2012-07-17 12:26:05 AM

Rockstone: I don't see the relevance in the case at all. Why the prosecution is trying to argue this is beyond me.


Character evidence? They're playing up what an immoral scumbag this guy is?
 
2012-07-17 12:26:25 AM
Actually, guilty or not, Zimmerman is the poster boy for trial by media and self appointed Rev Jackass-on and Rev Al Blowhard bringing in demonstrators to force the courts to reach a decision outside of normal pre-trial processes and a trial by jury. Remember the 1989 - 81 Atlanta child murders? Ole peace and love advocate Rev Jackass-on came into town and tried to gen up race riots by blaming Whites and the KKK for being behind the killings. When it was discovered the perp was black, Rev Jackass-on was no where to be found offering up an apology. He had already moved onto his next Rainbow shakedown.
 
2012-07-17 12:26:33 AM

Devo: clowncar on fire: ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.

"playing doctor" between a 6 and 8 year old- not as uncommon as you think and certainly not as much of a psychosis as you would like to imply. Lots of curiousity at those ages. The real question was where the parents were that they were not keeping an eye on their kids.

It went on for ten years


Yeah, if it goes on longer than pre-med, medical school and a residency put together then it isn't playing doctor
 
2012-07-17 12:26:42 AM

ecor1: Remember the summer of shark attacks? This year its apparently the summer of child molestation in the news. Did not see this one coming with Zimmerman. I mean I knew he was a douche, but a child abusing douche?

How does a 8 year old start with a 6 year old anyway? Thats...unusual.


It's not really all that uncommon for younger children to play "doctor". If the molestation accusations are true, they may have started that way and escalated over time.

There is another thing to consider. Children who act out sexually at a young age are often victims of sexual abuse themselves.
 
2012-07-17 12:26:51 AM
He at one point wanted to be a priest.

Well that certainly ties in with the molestation. Other alternatives would be a birthday party clown or department store Santa.
 
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