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(The Onion)   Joe Paterno's name to remain on the Joe Paterno Center for Covering Up Child Abuse   (theonion.com) divider line 16
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2012-07-17 09:30:30 AM
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mc_madness: Joe Paterno developed more young men in 50 years than anyone.

He was a great man. You armchair critics should be ashamed.




The Titanic made it like 70% of the way across the ocean which is pretty good. I never quite understood why it got such a bad rap for only hitting one iceberg.
2012-07-16 11:44:23 PM
2 votes:
Joe Paterno's focus was 110% FOOTBALL. He couldn't babysit what his coaches did off the field.

This scandal's the equivalent of a minor fudge stain.

JoePa can rest in peace knowing he was one of the greats.
2012-07-16 06:45:03 PM
2 votes:
The Center has an adorable mascot.

i45.photobucket.com
2012-07-17 11:37:18 AM
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Olfin Bedwere: dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?

I always get a kick out of this one: Link

And let's not forget this one

Or, these three:
one, two and three.


Not a video, but still my all-time favorite Onion article.
2012-07-17 11:30:46 AM
1 votes:
I always thought this one was good: Link
2012-07-17 07:52:23 AM
1 votes:

bborchar: Pavia_Resistance: bborchar: I've noticed that all of the real apologists have sheltered themselves in penn state forums where anyone who writes an opposing viewpoint gets yelled at and kicked out. The current popular argument right now is that the Freeh report was inaccurate and biased (despite all of the evidence to the contrary), and that this is all somehow the board of trustees' fault. Just thought I'd give all prospective trolls some new talking points.

I've seen Tom Corbett blamed as well.

My bad, forgot that one. I love that this isn't a big enough conspiracy for these people, they have to go and invent new ones.


I reject your conspiracy, and substitute my own!
2012-07-17 02:14:04 AM
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: DammitIForgotMyLogin: Olfin Bedwere: dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?

I always get a kick out of this one: Link

And let's not forget this one

Or, these three:
one, two and three.


Oh crap, how could I have forgotten this one?
2012-07-17 02:10:45 AM
1 votes:

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Olfin Bedwere: dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?

I always get a kick out of this one: Link

And let's not forget this one


Or, these three:
one, two and three.
2012-07-17 01:35:29 AM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?


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2012-07-17 01:33:18 AM
1 votes:
Another goodie: Link
2012-07-17 01:10:35 AM
1 votes:

Olfin Bedwere: dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?

I always get a kick out of this one: Link


And let's not forget this one
2012-07-17 12:54:13 AM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: And may I further add

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So wait, you don't like JoePa or kiddie rape?
2012-07-17 12:50:43 AM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: How to write an Onion article
Step 1) Come up with stupid, obvious, pointless joke about something in the news and write a headline about it.
Step 2) Write an "article" consisting of nothing but a dozen rephrasings of that same one joke.
Step 3) ???
Step 4) E-FAME!

Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?


I always get a kick out of this one: Link
2012-07-16 11:31:21 PM
1 votes:

dookdookdook: Was there actually a time in history when The Onion was a great source of comedy?


Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq

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2012-07-16 11:17:17 PM
1 votes:

mc_madness: Joe Paterno developed more young men in 50 years than anyone.

He was a great man. You armchair critics should be ashamed.


Did you mean to make a shower joke and forget?
2012-07-16 11:06:42 PM
1 votes:
Joe Paterno developed more young men in 50 years than anyone.

He was a great man. You armchair critics should be ashamed.
 
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