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(MSNBC)   Bad: Man allegedly skipped out on a bar tab. Worse: Man impaled on a fence he tried to hop while skipping out on a bar tab   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 51
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2012-07-16 03:03:26 PM
Dine and Gash?
 
2012-07-16 03:07:42 PM
His booze was spiked?
 
2012-07-16 03:17:00 PM
Well at least it's not as bad as the guy who decapitated himself trying to flee the cops. Jumped from an overpass, and stuck the landing on an iron fence using the base of his skull. Ripped his head right off and left it sticking on the fence.

People thought it was fake and ended up on Snopes (with a TRUE on it).
 
2012-07-16 03:30:10 PM
And he STILL wound up stuck with the tab
 
2012-07-16 03:48:57 PM
www.walkingdeadcast.com
 
2012-07-16 03:54:35 PM
He hopped and skipped, but did he jump?
 
2012-07-16 03:59:22 PM
He'll probably sue the bar for this.
 
2012-07-16 04:14:25 PM
Huh. MSNBC is no more? Are they changing the TV channel name too?
 
2012-07-16 04:19:55 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 05:18:40 PM
He didn't jump high enough, but he did stick the landing. 8/10

/got nothing
 
2012-07-16 05:52:38 PM

scottydoesntknow: Well at least it's not as bad as the guy who decapitated himself trying to flee the cops. Jumped from an overpass, and stuck the landing on an iron fence using the base of his skull. Ripped his head right off and left it sticking on the fence.

People thought it was fake and ended up on Snopes (with a TRUE on it).


Well... it made him famous...

/trying to make your getaway on foot after drinking is pretty much the definition of "i do not think you've thought your clever plan all the way through"
//whatever happened to that meme, anyway
 
2012-07-16 06:09:05 PM
Huh. Around here, unless you know the bartender, most bars either don't run tabs or take your credit card while your tab is running.
 
2012-07-16 06:33:11 PM

Sybarite: [www.walkingdeadcast.com image 251x283]


First thing I thought of.
 
2012-07-16 06:34:47 PM

downstairs: Huh. Around here, unless you know the bartender, most bars either don't run tabs or take your credit card while your tab is running.


article said fight over the bill, possibly CC could have been declined so he ran,
 
2012-07-16 06:35:29 PM
Dear Subby: You've misspelled "Good". If the allegations are accurate, it sounds to me like karma got him nicely.
 
2012-07-16 06:35:50 PM
Went to Austin last April and had dinner at some Mexican joint. We were sitting on the patio and a group of 3 (two guys and a girl) hopped the patio railing to dine & dash......but the stupid biatch in the group left her cell phone on the table. She was trying to climb back over and reach for it as the waiter came and grabbed the phone. He basically held it hostage until they paid. I'm sure it was quite humilating for her, as her "friends" took off and completely bailed on her leaving her to cover the entire tab.

I hope she missed rent and got evicted because of it. The waiter was nicer than I would have been. I woulda sold the phone to somebody at our table for the cost of the tab.
 
2012-07-16 06:36:30 PM

9 days ago I submitted:

Man tries skipping on bar tab. Over a Fence. Probably shouldn't have had those impale ales


But, yeah.. Oh I'm sure this greenie is say better.
 
2012-07-16 06:36:35 PM
There seems to be a noticeable spike in misbehavior today....
 
2012-07-16 06:37:18 PM
I wonder how he'll tip?
 
2012-07-16 06:38:08 PM
Not 'worse'; it's just deserts.
 
2012-07-16 06:38:16 PM

downstairs: Huh. Around here, unless you know the bartender, most bars either don't run tabs or take your credit card while your tab is running.


I bet he had to pay for the Iron bar tab.
Once for having to take it out of his leg, and once for having to replace it.
 
2012-07-16 06:40:44 PM

JMel: I woulda sold the phone to somebody at our table for the cost of the tab.


I imagine she had inappropriate photos of her self on it, too.
And lesee... Oh yeah, baby, you should have deleted these three.
You Really LIke dogs, don't you?
Bidding starts at fitty fitty fitty I got fitty who gimme fitty five
fitty five fittyfive who and fittyfive
wo gimme sixy fo de sexy phone?
I gots sixy
Who gimme sixyfav?
 
2012-07-16 06:43:36 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gets impaled.
 
2012-07-16 06:45:39 PM
Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead


Sounds about right...
 
2012-07-16 06:54:51 PM

Guuberre: Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna knock you right on the head
You better get yourself together
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead

Sounds about right...


Just beat me to it:

images.45cat.com
 
2012-07-16 06:55:21 PM
When asked later if the lesson about stealing penetrated he answered "I got the point."
 
2012-07-16 06:56:13 PM

wambu


Not 'worse'; it's just deserts.


Dry humor?
 
2012-07-16 06:57:50 PM

Worse: Man impaled on a fence


He'll have to make the best of a Vlad situation.



recycled comment is recycled
 
2012-07-16 07:01:47 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

It's getting late have you seen my mates
Ma tell me when the boys get here
It's seven o'clock and I want to rock
Want to get a belly full of beer...

Satay day. Satay day. Satay day's alright for fightin'
 
2012-07-16 07:03:47 PM
Has seen much better impalings.
www.donlinke.com
 
2012-07-16 07:12:36 PM
 
2012-07-16 07:12:56 PM
encrypted-tbn2.google.com
 
2012-07-16 07:13:40 PM
When I was broke, and had no sense
I got impaled upon a fence
It pierced my thigh, up to my balls
But I could text, and make phone calls
 
2012-07-16 07:18:41 PM
media.giantbomb.com

FENCEPOST WINS!
 
2012-07-16 07:20:34 PM

Nuff Said McFarky: [media.giantbomb.com image 362x291]

FENCEPOST WINS!

FLAWLESS VICTORY



FTFY
 
2012-07-16 07:26:48 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: wambu

Not 'worse'; it's just deserts.


Dry humor?


Rotsky fail.
 
2012-07-16 07:27:04 PM

vudukungfu: JMel: I woulda sold the phone to somebody at our table for the cost of the tab.

I imagine she had inappropriate photos of her self on it, too.
And lesee... Oh yeah, baby, you should have deleted these three.
You Really LIke dogs, don't you?
Bidding starts at fitty fitty fitty I got fitty who gimme fitty five
fitty five fittyfive who and fittyfive
wo gimme sixy fo de sexy phone?
I gots sixy
Who gimme sixyfav?


i112.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-16 07:29:12 PM

skinink: Worst impalement ever. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! I mean it.


/Shakes tiny fist at you...beat me by minutes
 
2012-07-16 07:36:28 PM
Glad to see he got his come up ants.
 
2012-07-16 07:49:32 PM
I just shared some of these posts with my bartender and the bar owner, and they're both cringing about TFA more than getting a kick...
 
2012-07-16 07:49:50 PM
An incident regarding alcohol and accidental self impalement is always a win in my book.
 
2012-07-16 07:50:47 PM

skinink: Worst impalement ever. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! I mean it.


Wow, not a heady decision.
 
2012-07-16 08:00:58 PM

wxboy: He hopped and skipped, but did he jump?


Slumped
 
2012-07-16 08:06:50 PM
"skppd bar tab jumpd out wndw landd on spiked fenc leg impald lots blud LOL help"
 
2012-07-16 08:10:56 PM

downstairs: Huh. Around here, unless you know the bartender, most bars either don't run tabs or take your credit card while your tab is running.


I haven't been to New Orleans (though I've been meaning to)... hell, I haven't been to a lot of places. But out of all the bars in CA, AZ, OR, GA, PA, MD, HA, and even WY, I think maybe one has asked to hold my card.
And I've been to alot :)

Is it really that common? And do they do this at restaurants as well? If not, why not?
 
2012-07-16 08:24:06 PM

Xanlexian:
[i112.photobucket.com image 560x421]


Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Ball T Moore skank.
 
2012-07-16 08:31:03 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: skinink: Worst impalement ever. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! I mean it.

Wow, not a heady decision.


Not the time to lose one's head.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
 
2012-07-16 08:36:32 PM
He cringed a few times but for the most part he was just like, 'Get me out of here,'"
LIKE??
 
2012-07-16 09:34:38 PM

gweilo8888: Dear Subby: You've misspelled "Good". If the allegations are accurate, it sounds to me like karma got him nicely.


Since this is N' Hampshah, shouldn't that be "Kahmah"?
 
2012-07-16 10:42:53 PM
The article has the title: Man impaled on NH fence while allegedly skipping out on bar bill

So what is the NH? Is it for New Hampshire? Was it possible for him to have impaled himself on an out-of-state fence while drinking in a bar in New Hampshire?
 
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