scottydoesntknow: Well at least it's not as bad as the guy who decapitated himself trying to flee the cops. Jumped from an overpass, and stuck the landing on an iron fence using the base of his skull. Ripped his head right off and left it sticking on the fence.People thought it was fake and ended up on Snopes (with a TRUE on it).
Sybarite: [www.walkingdeadcast.com image 251x283]
downstairs: Huh. Around here, unless you know the bartender, most bars either don't run tabs or take your credit card while your tab is running.
9 days ago I submitted:
Man tries skipping on bar tab. Over a Fence. Probably shouldn't have had those impale ales
JMel: I woulda sold the phone to somebody at our table for the cost of the tab.
Guuberre: Instant Karma's gonna get youGonna knock you right on the headYou better get yourself togetherPretty soon you're gonna be deadSounds about right...
Nuff Said McFarky: [media.giantbomb.com image 362x291]FENCEPOST WINS!
Englebert Slaptyback: wambuNot 'worse'; it's just deserts.Dry humor?
vudukungfu: JMel: I woulda sold the phone to somebody at our table for the cost of the tab.I imagine she had inappropriate photos of her self on it, too.And lesee... Oh yeah, baby, you should have deleted these three.You Really LIke dogs, don't you?Bidding starts at fitty fitty fitty I got fitty who gimme fitty fivefitty five fittyfive who and fittyfivewo gimme sixy fo de sexy phone?I gots sixyWho gimme sixyfav?
skinink: Worst impalement ever. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! I mean it.
wxboy: He hopped and skipped, but did he jump?
Xanlexian: [i112.photobucket.com image 560x421]
thisisyourbrainonFark: skinink: Worst impalement ever. DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!! I mean it.Wow, not a heady decision.
gweilo8888: Dear Subby: You've misspelled "Good". If the allegations are accurate, it sounds to me like karma got him nicely.
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