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Burglar discovers that justice is blinds, man attempting to feed tigers succeeds, and Hurricane Fabio's winds heaving across the swelling bosom of the Pacific: a few of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 7/8 - 7/14 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-07-16 12:44:33 PM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Some good headlines this week, congratulations to all the submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-07-08 to Sat 2012-07-14:

img.fark.net  Retiree beats wife to death with Easter Island statue. "I faced it all and I stood tall and did it Moai way"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Cincinnati welcomes its eighth sister city, surprising many who had no idea that it came from a Catholic family    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Sea World patrons invited once again to Dine With Shamu, the killer whale who killed its trainer. They better hope that "n" never falls off the sign    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Burglar tangled up in window treatments discovers that sometimes justice is blinds    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man arrested for threatening to blow up cable TV company. Bomb slated to detonate sometime between noon and 6 p.m    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers, succeeds    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Mother accused of whipping children with computer cable  

img.fark.net  NASA unveils app called Spacecraft 3D to let people experience spacecraft manipulation without the drawbacks of radiation sickness or chest-bursting aliens    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  A big solar storm is hitting the Earth today, but res&rchers say yo* shouldn't not/ce anything di%7erent    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Hurricane Fabio's heaving winds move across the rolling bosom of the Pacific Ocean, but will likely exhaust itself long before reaching land    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Man shot to death while using payphone, shooter claims he thought it was a dinosaur    img.fark.net


Sports:

img.fark.net  Pinot wins 8th stage of Tour de France, goes great with fish    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fans want less blackouts, NFL allows teams to relax blackout thresholds. Colts say "Screw that, business as usual", Colts fans start buying tickets by the truckload. This fits the legal definition of an abusive relationship, right?    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Penn State to renovate their locker room showers, add soundproofing and maybe some nice mood lighting    img.fark.net


Geek:

img.fark.net  Worms live longer in space. Shai Hulud    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Google Maps adds walking directions for 44 African countries. ::Presses voice search button:: "Niger, please"    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Caltech and JPL create new amplifier that will boost electrical signals for space exploration, blow the trunk completely off a '64 Impala    img.fark.net


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Man claims he is the unintelligible son of Bob Dylan    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Film festival for internet cat videos scheduled for EVERY GODDAMNED DAY EVER    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Jennifer Lopez wants to leave American Idol, behind    img.fark.net


Politics:

img.fark.net  Here's a list of the nine worst running mates of all time, or, as it's more commonly known, Mitt Romney's short list    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  ♫There's been 32 votes for the Health Care repeal, 32 votes in the House. Vote it down, pass it around, 33 votes for the Health Care repeal♫  

img.fark.net  Hot, black, GOP Lieutenant Governor of Florida caught in lesbian affair with Puerto Rican aide. Angry Republicans pound fist on table with one hand    img.fark.net


Business:

img.fark.net  Kayak IPO shares priced somewhere between up a creek and without a paddle    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  Fender sets IPO price between $13 and $15 a share. Company telecast tells nervous investors not to fret    img.fark.net

img.fark.net  United to order 150 new planes to be "customer pleasing". In other news, United to assess customers a $19 pleasing fee    img.fark.net
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11 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-07-16 02:23:49 PM
Do we always have to do this on Monday?
 
2012-07-16 02:29:57 PM
"Moai Way" may be the HOTY if not the Decade
 
2012-07-16 03:16:21 PM

Gunz_drawn: Do we always have to do this on Monday?



You must be the life of the party.
 
2012-07-16 03:25:51 PM
I got stuck on the word, "bosom."
 
2012-07-16 03:37:45 PM
I just realised how appropriate the tag was for the mother beating her kids with the computer cable.
 
2012-07-16 04:08:12 PM
I feel so honored that my headline was one of those chosen as HOTW.

Thanks, guys. :-)
 
2012-07-16 04:10:04 PM

Magorn: "Moai Way" may be the HOTY if not the Decade


QFT
 
2012-07-16 08:11:55 PM
Tigers should be disqualified, repeat from last year.
 
2012-07-16 08:44:07 PM

Zygar: Tigers should be disqualified, repeat from last year.


IIRC, last year's headline involved lions, not tigers.
 
2012-07-16 09:13:45 PM

Bondith: I just realised how appropriate the tag was for the mother beating her kids with the computer cable.


Ditto
 
2012-07-16 09:23:22 PM

championgoober: Bondith: I just realised how appropriate the tag was for the mother beating her kids with the computer cable.

Ditto


One of the very rare times when the "Florida" tag is trumped.
 
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