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(BBC)   Mexican bible camp: We don't need security, Jesus will protect us. Jesus: Those dudes have guns, you're on your own   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 214
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2012-07-16 01:28:16 PM  
Nice country.
 
2012-07-16 01:30:25 PM  
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//oblig
 
2012-07-16 01:34:07 PM  

meat0918: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x587]

//oblig


awesome
 
2012-07-16 01:51:25 PM  
They needed Moses

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2012-07-16 02:07:07 PM  
They should have armed Jesus and paid him enough to keep him loyal.
 
2012-07-16 02:21:52 PM  
I wonder how many Jesúses were in on the robbery, at least Juan or two.
 
2012-07-16 02:24:26 PM  
Say helloooooo to my leettle BIBLIOTECH 9S!

*pulls out two comicly gigantic bibles which are concealing two blazing firearms*
 
2012-07-16 02:36:13 PM  
Well, yeah. Jesus's weapon of choice was a bullwhip. Which while effective in certain situations, just doesn't hold a candle to a gun.
 
2012-07-16 02:44:52 PM  
I wonder how many of the girls assaulted were named after saints? Dunno why.

/es su la scandalo
 
2012-07-16 02:46:56 PM  
It was God's will.
 
2012-07-16 03:23:55 PM  

meat0918: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x587]

//oblig


WIN
 
2012-07-16 03:31:39 PM  
This is why we need the Fast and Furious gun supply program to usefully arm Mexicans and teach them about the 2nd amendment.
 
2012-07-16 04:44:11 PM  
Luke 22:36-38. Jesus preached peace, not suicide.
 
2012-07-16 04:45:29 PM  
If God wants you to suffer, then you should want to suffer.
 
2012-07-16 04:46:08 PM  
And our very special Bible Camp ends with "John The Baptist Day" where cartel thugs behead all the campers!
 
2012-07-16 04:47:16 PM  
And who was Judas camper who tipped them off for 30 pesos?
 
2012-07-16 04:49:40 PM  
(a way to smoke out all the Catholics on this thread)

And now Campers, today is Maria Goretti day here at Camp Holy Hell
 
2012-07-16 04:49:51 PM  
God helps those who help themselves, said Father Prudent Crionnacht, not bothering to look over his shoulder, as he was already running as fast as he could and he knew very well that looking one way and running another cometh before a fall.
 
2012-07-16 04:54:03 PM  
They were asking for it....

and

" Seven girls were sexually assaulted "

Wait...I thought this was Christian youth camp....oh.(reads article).. ..it was outsiders......got ya.....

/oblig
 
2012-07-16 04:54:29 PM  
Those poor girls. Considering the age range at youth camps, for some of them that was their very first sexual experience.

Why does the world have to be so farked up?
 
2012-07-16 04:56:06 PM  
I'm thinking a bunch of priests defected and are now roaming the desert committing horrible acts, but then I realized it was 'girls' that were violated and to go back to the drawing board.
 
2012-07-16 04:56:14 PM  
Looks like a job for Republican Jesus!

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2012-07-16 04:56:38 PM  
Mexican newspapers have questioned why there was not better security at the site.
No shiat. Isn't Mexico a big wasteland of kidnapping and beheading by this point?
 
2012-07-16 04:57:01 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Looks like a job for Republican Jesus!

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Republican Jesus don't like Messicans.
 
2012-07-16 04:58:28 PM  
You know... these gangsters are going to keep upping the ante until someone finally decides he/she wants their heads on a pike.

And then they are going to wonder where in the hell their empire has gone. Well, shortly before being gutted like a fish.
 
2012-07-16 04:58:29 PM  

LaraAmber: Those poor girls. Considering the age range at youth camps, for some of them that was their very first sexual experience.

Why does the world have to be so farked up?


That's going to be a hard act to follow. Their future partners will be a letdown and it will all be downhill from there.
/ftfce
 
2012-07-16 04:58:58 PM  
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2012-07-16 04:59:07 PM  
Dumb Christians. If they were Atheists this would have never happened.
 
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2012-07-16 04:59:27 PM  
Orale...

© seriously, orale
 
2012-07-16 05:00:02 PM  
Yeah, but what if God is on the side of the gangs? (clicky pop pop pop)
 
2012-07-16 05:02:34 PM  
praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

yea you shall smite the wicked.
 
2012-07-16 05:02:47 PM  
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Nobody farks with the Jesus.
 
2012-07-16 05:03:40 PM  
This one time... at Mexican Bible camp...
 
2012-07-16 05:04:47 PM  

Posh Naranek: Mexican newspapers have questioned why there was not better security at the site.
No shiat. Isn't Mexico a big wasteland of kidnapping and beheading by this point?


Kidnapping has replaced football as the new national sport.
Rape still enjoys a popular following among all mexican Men.

//not like it is rape rape
 
2012-07-16 05:04:57 PM  
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2012-07-16 05:05:07 PM  

muck4doo: Dumb Christians. If they were Atheists this would have never happened.


Nah, but they wouldn't be wondering why their all-powerful, all-good god let them be raped and beaten.

Maybe they didn't pray hard enough.
 
2012-07-16 05:06:27 PM  
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Should have camped with these folks.

/God helps those who help themselves
 
2012-07-16 05:06:40 PM  
You would think that in a country where most people see the image of Christ or Mary in paint stains, tree bark and a dog's ass, none of these kinds of shenanigans would be going on. I guess I have to once again re-evaluate my thoughts on Mexicans.
 
2012-07-16 05:06:51 PM  

LaraAmber: Those poor girls. Considering the age range at youth camps, for some of them that was their very first sexual experience.

Why does the world have to be so farked up?


Because it has humans. For now.
 
2012-07-16 05:07:03 PM  
was is mexican clown rape? that could be funny and sad all at once


// who would want to rape a mexcian clown though? I guess it take all kinds
 
2012-07-16 05:07:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: muck4doo: Dumb Christians. If they were Atheists this would have never happened.

Nah, but they wouldn't be wondering why their all-powerful, all-good god let them be raped and beaten.

Maybe they didn't pray hard enough.


Yeah, they should know better than try to pray against the secular types. Satan and his atheist minions are lords of this world. :(

/:p
 
2012-07-16 05:07:43 PM  
Ah, Mexico.

What a sh*thole.
 
2012-07-16 05:08:11 PM  
This is a horrible story describing yet another vector of the complete decline of a North American civilization. So clearly, you all are on the right track making fun of the seven girls who were raped.

/I have never been on or heard of a camping trip in the USA or Europe that brought along armed and organized security guards
//Maybe they should, after the Norway Massacre and all.
 
2012-07-16 05:08:12 PM  

brap: Say helloooooo to my leettle BIBLIOTECH 9S!

*pulls out two comicly gigantic bibles which are concealing two blazing firearms*


That bit should have made King of the Hill at least once- remember that gun-toting Mexican priest show-in-a-show?
 
2012-07-16 05:08:13 PM  
I love how rape is now called "sexual assault". Like the men just brushed their hands against some vaginas over their pants. And they were raped. Other articles state this.
 
2012-07-16 05:08:19 PM  
Why does the Christian God love child rape so much?
 
2012-07-16 05:11:31 PM  

Posh Naranek: Mexican newspapers have questioned why there was not better security at the site.
No shiat. Isn't Mexico a big wasteland of kidnapping and beheading by this point?


when you have to ring your campsite with armed guards it takes a lot of the fun away.
 
2012-07-16 05:12:15 PM  
Security, what security? We don't need no steenkin' security.
 
2012-07-16 05:13:07 PM  
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2012-07-16 05:14:20 PM  

muck4doo: Lionel Mandrake: muck4doo: Dumb Christians. If they were Atheists this would have never happened.

Nah, but they wouldn't be wondering why their all-powerful, all-good god let them be raped and beaten.

Maybe they didn't pray hard enough.

Yeah, they should know better than try to pray against the secular types. Satan and his atheist minions are lords of this world. :(

/:p


I guess it's god's will. All part of his glorious plan.
 
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