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2012-07-16 11:26:02 AM  
Pizza in a cup.
 
2012-07-16 11:26:38 AM  
The answer is always turkey legs.
 
2012-07-16 11:27:09 AM  

eyehate: Pizza in a cup.


Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

/tried making pizza in a cup once
//does not work very well at all
 
2012-07-16 11:28:17 AM  
Tornado Fries
 
2012-07-16 11:28:29 AM  
Clam fritters.
 
2012-07-16 11:29:31 AM  
Deep fried oreos.
 
2012-07-16 11:31:21 AM  
Chocolate covered bacon
 
2012-07-16 11:31:29 AM  
Fried oreos.
 
2012-07-16 11:32:29 AM  
I don't think I've ever been to a proper FAIR fair, but they have these street fairs in the city all summer. I miss the $1 lemonade and the italian sausage and peppers. And funnel cakes.
 
2012-07-16 11:32:46 AM  
Zomg elephant ears. So disgusting but THE SMELL. I smell them and I just...I need one in my life.
Then I start eating one and I wonder why I'm eating it, but THE SMELL MMMMMMMMMMMm so I eat the whole thing and die of a heart attack.
 
2012-07-16 11:33:50 AM  
I'm old-fashioned, or just old, gimme a classic corn dog over all this newfangled crap.

/ and get off my damn lawn
 
2012-07-16 11:33:56 AM  
There's a particular corndog stand that is really good. I always make sure to hit it at least once if I make it out to the fair.
 
2012-07-16 11:41:03 AM  
halz-haz-a-say.typepad.com

Best served as a victory corndog when OU beats the hell out of Texas in the real Cotton Bowl at the Texas State Fair in October.


/They suck, however, when we lose.
 
2012-07-16 11:41:26 AM  
Corn on a stick, and then the Swedish potato sausage I can only seem to find at the fair.
 
2012-07-16 01:03:05 PM  
Deep fried macaronis and cheese is my new favorite, although the last church fair I went to had a stand that managed to deep fry an entire Italian sausage and peppers hoagie and put it on a stick. I wouldn't call it good, but they get props for working out the mechanics of it.
 
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2012-07-16 01:58:47 PM  
Butterfly Chips...
4.bp.blogspot.com

...or fair French fries with salt, vinegar, and ketchup.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 01:59:21 PM  
I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.
 
2012-07-16 01:59:47 PM  
Funnel cake. I'll kill a man for some funnel cake. Especially if it's covered in gobs of powdered sugar.
 
2012-07-16 02:08:47 PM  
It's "almost" summer fair time? You do realize we are half way through July, and not everyone has their "summer fairs" at the same time (ie, a bunch have probably already happened)?

Getting past that though.....

Is anyone doing Pizza on a stick at fairs yet?
 
2012-07-16 02:08:51 PM  

clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.


Dude, there's no sport in that......
 
2012-07-16 02:20:16 PM  

basemetal: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Dude, there's no sport in that......


There is when you are trying to hook one who has actually graduated from high school...
 
2012-07-16 02:20:20 PM  

clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.


Deep fried skank bait!

...on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 02:21:15 PM  
At the Bite of Seattle:

Fried alligator.
 
2012-07-16 02:25:54 PM  
Corn dog. It's the only time I'll have one. Oh, and cotton candy.
 
2012-07-16 02:39:36 PM  

clownyclownzomby: basemetal: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Dude, there's no sport in that......

There is when you are trying to hook one who has actually graduated from high school...


Oh...so you're a MILF hunter.
 
2012-07-16 02:57:39 PM  
CANDY APPLES!
 
2012-07-16 02:57:56 PM  
Fried stick on a stick is always excellent.
 
2012-07-16 02:58:18 PM  
Fried death.
 
2012-07-16 02:58:27 PM  
We just had Stampede, and the deep fried twinkie on a stick was by far the best.
 
2012-07-16 02:59:05 PM  
Elephant ears.
 
2012-07-16 02:59:18 PM  

dletter: It's "almost" summer fair time? You do realize we are half way through July, and not everyone has their "summer fairs" at the same time (ie, a bunch have probably already happened)?

Getting past that though.....

Is anyone doing Pizza on a stick at fairs yet?


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 02:59:22 PM  
Beer on a stick
 
2012-07-16 02:59:28 PM  
Obvious:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-16 02:59:36 PM  
mygermantravels.com

The stench of these little bastards grilling was the only thing I didn't like a going to German fests...

They were always there, on almost every corner, but I never saw anyone eating one.
 
2012-07-16 03:00:08 PM  
Cedar Point's cheese on a stick might not qualify... but it's insanely awesome.
 
2012-07-16 03:00:38 PM  

clownyclownzomby: basemetal: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Dude, there's no sport in that......

There is when you are trying to hook one who has actually graduated from high school...



Dude, there's no sport in that......

www.truechild.org

(mmmmm covered in powdered sugar....)
 
2012-07-16 03:01:26 PM  
I always enjoy a 'hot chick on a stick'

/Fast Eddies Rules!
 
2012-07-16 03:02:20 PM  
Fries with vinegar.
Funnel cake.
Deep-fried stick o' butter.

I could go on and on...
 
2012-07-16 03:02:28 PM  
Corn dogs. Corn dogs that are made right, not the frozen, ready-ty-fry crap you get most places anymore.
 
2012-07-16 03:02:29 PM  
 
2012-07-16 03:02:45 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Deep fried skank bait!

...on a stick.


On a steeek.

i384.photobucket.com

/Apologies Jeff Dunham.
 
2012-07-16 03:02:53 PM  
Beef stew on a stick. Or tomato soup on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 03:02:58 PM  
groups.csail.mit.edu
 
2012-07-16 03:03:46 PM  

ChipNASA: (mmmmm covered in powdered sugar....)


Do you get to choose what picture they use on the sex offender registry or is it just the mug shot from booking? I've always wondered...
 
2012-07-16 03:04:00 PM  
Goat on a stick
 
2012-07-16 03:04:56 PM  

JackieRabbit: Corn dogs. Corn dogs that are made right, not the frozen, ready-ty-fry crap you get most places anymore.


Best corn dog I ever had was at Disneyland.
 
2012-07-16 03:05:03 PM  
Has anyone done bacon-wrapped deep fried zucchini? Doesn't necessarily need to be on a stick. They could be sticks, a la The Zucchini Warriors.

/Mostly the world needs a good way to dispose of excess zucchini that isn't a bread recipe.
 
2012-07-16 03:05:15 PM  
images.publicradio.org
//obligatory
 
2012-07-16 03:05:38 PM  
Nobody has said fried chicken livers?

Fried chicken livers.
 
2012-07-16 03:06:35 PM  
Still have yet to see any shish-kabobs sold @ a fair. Beef chunks, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, big onion chunks, peppers on a skewer and roasted over fire. Recipe variants are many.

/not rocket science making or selling them
//once saw goatburgers sold with a live goat as an advertising 'device' tied to the front of the stand
 
2012-07-16 03:07:01 PM  

Al_Ed: ChipNASA: (mmmmm covered in powdered sugar....)

Do you get to choose what picture they use on the sex offender registry or is it just the mug shot from booking? I've always wondered...


j.wigflip.com

/THAT's teh joke....durrrr
 
2012-07-16 03:07:33 PM  

dittybopper: Fried death.


That's pretty much everything listed here.
 
2012-07-16 03:07:41 PM  
Every year at the MN state fair the 'new' on a stick food gets weirder and weirder, I'll stick with the usual pronto pup and nord east.
 
2012-07-16 03:07:50 PM  
Bacon, slathered in baconnaise, covered in bacon crumbs, and deep fried in bacon grease.
 
2012-07-16 03:08:00 PM  

MissFeasance: I don't think I've ever been to a proper FAIR fair, but they have these street fairs in the city all summer. I miss the $1 lemonade and the italian sausage and peppers. And funnel cakes.


Oh. Lemonade with sausage and peppers sounds amazing right now.
Off to Gino's for take-out.

/hold the funnel cake
 
2012-07-16 03:09:23 PM  
DEEP FRIED CREAM CHEESE AND BACON ON A STICK: This might have gone too far. You end up with a corndog style breading around a lump of cream cheese about the size of a box you'd get at the store, studded with Bacon bits.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 03:09:26 PM  
I always thought a neat restaurant to open would serve nothing but carnival, fair, and amusement park food. Sausage sandwiches with peppers and onions, elephant ears, frozen lemonade, etc. My wife suggests it should be named "CARNIES," but I'm afraid of what the wait staff would look like.
 
2012-07-16 03:09:27 PM  
Does schawarma count as an on the stick food? If so, there's my vote.
 
2012-07-16 03:09:46 PM  
The Viking! Local Sons of Norway club used to have them at the local fair.

mda.bigoven.com

Seasoned sausage dipped in some kind of pancake-like batter and deep fried to golden brown, then put on a stick and served to hungry fair-goers.
 
2012-07-16 03:10:16 PM  
Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.
 
2012-07-16 03:10:31 PM  
i am easily pleased, so the pickles on a stick have always been one of my favorites. it is relatively helathy compared to other stuff and it is great if it is really hot out

/what? salts are electrolytes so it has to be healthy. you know, because electrolytes
 
2012-07-16 03:10:46 PM  
mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool
 
2012-07-16 03:10:48 PM  

ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.


How to improve on that

images.onset.freedom.com

Bacon-wrapped two pound turkey leg called The Cave Man Club.
 
2012-07-16 03:11:00 PM  
Cheesecake on a Stake
 
2012-07-16 03:11:25 PM  
Chicken fried vengeance

/ on a stick
 
2012-07-16 03:11:35 PM  

NobleHam: Bacon, slathered in baconnaise, covered in bacon crumbs, and deep fried in bacon grease.


You forgot about rolling it bacon salt.

www.drinkoftheweek.com
 
2012-07-16 03:11:41 PM  

RatMaster999: [mygermantravels.com image 400x286]

The stench of these little bastards grilling was the only thing I didn't like a going to German fests...

They were always there, on almost every corner, but I never saw anyone eating one.


Have you ever actually had fresh (as in just caught) Steckerlfisch? It's delicious, especially if you're out in the countryside working up an appetite. It's just a fish on a stick, rubbed in herbs and butter, and grilled over an open fire. What could possibly be wrong with that?
 
2012-07-16 03:11:43 PM  
I am partial to Kaleenka Piroshkys. I think they are only in the Sea-Tac area.
 
2012-07-16 03:12:06 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Deep fried skank bait!

...on a stick.


Ho-Cakes

/Ho's gotta eat, too.
 
2012-07-16 03:12:26 PM  
Hotdish on a stick! freeking awesome!
 
2012-07-16 03:12:27 PM  
jesus on a stick is still a tried and true fav
 
2012-07-16 03:12:50 PM  
Corn dogs.

www.yourfunnystuff.com

feastoffun.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

Not for myself, just enjoy watching others eat them.
 
2012-07-16 03:13:11 PM  
Hot dog water and chicken skin sandwiches.
 
2012-07-16 03:13:22 PM  

PeterPipersPickledPecker: [i.huffpost.com image 570x425]

FRIED SAMOA COOKIES


I think I just came.
 
2012-07-16 03:13:25 PM  
Doesn't matter, as long as it's...
www.blogher.com
 
2012-07-16 03:14:04 PM  
A "funnel bacakonator" is a funnel cake with chocolate and strawberry sauces topped with a generous topping of crumbled bacon.

uploads.neatorama.com
 
2012-07-16 03:14:38 PM  

turbocucumber: Beer on a stick


Mmmm beer!
 
2012-07-16 03:15:08 PM  
Corn dogs.

It's weird, I find ketchup on hot dogs to be repulsive. But love a ketchup and mustard on a corndog.
 
2012-07-16 03:15:12 PM  
joshmartinink.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-16 03:16:06 PM  
operationsanta.com
Funnel cakes. God I love a funnel cake.
 
2012-07-16 03:16:34 PM  

Ender's: Chocolate covered bacon

hmmm, beer batter it and deep fry it in lard and you have got yourself a deal.
 
2012-07-16 03:17:13 PM  

Brytanica1: Corn dogs.

It's weird, I find ketchup on hot dogs to be repulsive. But love a ketchup and mustard on a corndog.


Heretic! Mustard and mustard alone is all you need.
 
2012-07-16 03:18:55 PM  

HailRobonia: [joshmartinink.files.wordpress.com image 720x540]


HA, Cthulhu onna stick!
 
2012-07-16 03:19:01 PM  
Summer fair?

Sorry, all the fairs I've ever been to have been in early fall. Seeing as how I life in the south, this outdated tradition has to do with it being after harvest time, and many fairs are still called "agriculture" fairs.
 
2012-07-16 03:19:41 PM  
Deep fried Thai stick

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-07-16 03:19:49 PM  
Flavourless tofu chunks covered with humanely butchered miso.

/Now that's good eatin'!
 
2012-07-16 03:19:57 PM  
Tandoori chicken kebobs with sticky basmati rice rolled in between the pieces like sushi.

You could dip it in chapati flour tempura then deep fat fry the whole kebob.


then sprinkle sumac all over the hot kebab or drizzle tamarind sauce over it.

omg...i think my drool cup needs an upgrade
 
2012-07-16 03:20:30 PM  

Canton: dittybopper: Fried death.

That's pretty much everything listed here.


No, I'm talking about actual death.

I want the Grim Reaper with a stick up his ass, dipped in batter and fried in a big ol' vat of oil.
 
2012-07-16 03:20:34 PM  
Summer fair? Pffffffffffffttt...

cdn2-b.examiner.com

/hopefully not flooded THIS year
 
2012-07-16 03:21:29 PM  

antidumbass: Still have yet to see any shish-kabobs sold @ a fair. Beef chunks, cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, big onion chunks, peppers on a skewer and roasted over fire. Recipe variants are many.

/not rocket science making or selling them
//once saw goatburgers sold with a live goat as an advertising 'device' tied to the front of the stand


Kabobs at a state fair are pretty common. It's just that the goofy foods are the only ones that get featured by "crazy morning weather guy" on the local news. You can usually find some decent stuff past the deep fried chewy sweet tarts & shiat.
But while they're trying to out-weird each other, can I get a farking Islay popsicle?
 
2012-07-16 03:21:36 PM  

daniesmiley: [mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool


Add some green peas and foie gras.
 
2012-07-16 03:22:05 PM  
Rat, with ketchup.
 
2012-07-16 03:22:07 PM  
Hmmm...

If I were trying to make money at a fair right now I would try the following stands


1) Sashimi on a stick (for the health conscious)

2) Bulgogi on a stick. (cause its effing awesome)

3) Some manner of hollow fried pie on a stick where you actually select the filler at the front of one line and move over to pick up your just fried self-created masterpiece in another. One vat of grease for savory, one for sweet.

4) Fried Air. Remember the crust on the original McDonalds Apple Pie? That. An entire stick wrapped in that shiat and then dipped in cinnamon and sugar, layer after layer after layer.

5) Monte Cristo's on a stick.

6) Egg McMuffins on a stick

7) Mashed potatoes, gravy, and turkey bits, batter dipped, fried, ...on a stick.

8) Apple and cheddar cheese pie...on a stick.

I need to purge just writing that list.
 
2012-07-16 03:22:16 PM  

Jerkwater: Nobody has said fried chicken livers?

Fried chicken livers.


Love them!, but I'd never eat them from a fair's midway. Too dangerous.
 
2012-07-16 03:22:39 PM  

eyehate: Pizza in a cup.


Is that a Jerk reference? I told someone last night that I've never seen it, and they basically said "What? It's awesome!... with Steve Martin.... pizza in a cup!"
 
2012-07-16 03:23:09 PM  
Woodstock Fair attendee for as many years as I've been alive.

Sugar coated raised donuts, clam cakes, baked potato with the fake cheese and canned crabmeat... roast beef... copious amounts of soft serve working my shift for the local Lion's Club. Mmm... I can feel my arteries clogging at the very thought. Can't wait for Labor Day weekend.
 
2012-07-16 03:23:18 PM  

give me doughnuts: clownyclownzomby: basemetal: clownyclownzomby: I use all of the above as skank bait at the Oklahoma State Fair.

Dude, there's no sport in that......

There is when you are trying to hook one who has actually graduated from high school...

Oh...so you're a MILF hunter.


That was awesome!
 
2012-07-16 03:24:01 PM  
Best thing I ever had at the local state fair was an "orange-ade", like lemonade but with oranges.
Very refreshing, more so than lemonade in my opinion.
 
2012-07-16 03:24:26 PM  
i242.photobucket.com
hmm.. carrotbread
 
2012-07-16 03:24:37 PM  

dittybopper: Canton: dittybopper: Fried death.

That's pretty much everything listed here.

No, I'm talking about actual death.


Well... you'd have a hard time finding anything that could survive the frialator, so you could eat something fried live. Not sure why you'd want to, but whatever tips your canoe.
 
2012-07-16 03:24:55 PM  

cefm: The Viking! Local Sons of Norway club used to have them at the local fair.

[mda.bigoven.com image 256x256]

Seasoned sausage dipped in some kind of pancake-like batter and deep fried to golden brown, then put on a stick and served to hungry fair-goers.


Looks almost like the Cuban treat papa relleno, which is a ball of spiced, ground ham or sausage, encased in mashed potatoes and then deep fried. They're fantastic.

This thread's making me hungry....
 
2012-07-16 03:26:05 PM  
Here is a link about the DisneyLand corn dogs:

Link

/If you visit there it is a must.
 
2012-07-16 03:26:49 PM  
KHLAV KALASH!!

www.uloc.de
 
2012-07-16 03:27:22 PM  

RatMaster999: [mygermantravels.com image 400x286]

The stench of these little bastards grilling was the only thing I didn't like a going to German fests...

They were always there, on almost every corner, but I never saw anyone eating one.


Do you get the pole too? If so, I would buy one just so I could walk around with a fish on a pole.
 
2012-07-16 03:27:54 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-07-16 03:27:57 PM  
There is a guy from Atlanta who moved up to my area with some really good bbq recipies. My particular favorite is the smoked pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon, drenched in sweet vinegar on a stick. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.
 
2012-07-16 03:28:02 PM  
Came for Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler, leaving disappointed, but at least without a stomach ailment.
 
2012-07-16 03:28:31 PM  
i was always a fan of the bear claws myself, and cotton candy. Would like to see some deep fried big mac's tho. On a stick please.
 
2012-07-16 03:28:50 PM  
stmedia.startribune.com
 
2012-07-16 03:28:59 PM  
A dessert, but I'd love to have rice krispy treats on a stick. Sadly pirouline cookies do not make a sturdy enough stick, but a man can dream...
 
2012-07-16 03:29:16 PM  
I had a funnel cake Saturday at the county fair. I ALMOST had another one.

/sounds fat
JC
 
2012-07-16 03:29:34 PM  
I am all for a corney dog and turkey legs, but these new "foods" such as deep fried Lucky Charms and stuff like that, should be deemed illegal.
 
2012-07-16 03:29:45 PM  
I'm convinced that there is no bad food-on-a-stick, and I've been trying hard to find it. I'm kind of meh about octopus on a stick, I'm not terribly enthused about octopus in general, but every other food-on-a-stick I've eaten is awesome. I'm especially partial to lamb kidney grilled on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 03:29:55 PM  
I'ma let you finish, but I'm entering my stout into the NC state fair's homebrewing competition (first year!), and I think it's the best Foreign Extra Stout of all time.

/OF ALL TIME
 
2012-07-16 03:30:01 PM  

JackieRabbit: cefm: The Viking! Local Sons of Norway club used to have them at the local fair.

[mda.bigoven.com image 256x256]

Seasoned sausage dipped in some kind of pancake-like batter and deep fried to golden brown, then put on a stick and served to hungry fair-goers.

Looks almost like the Cuban treat papa relleno


My God! How far has the Communist revolution in Cuba gone??? Deep fried Pope???
 
2012-07-16 03:30:17 PM  

smask: Rat, with ketchup.


We already have this, but it's not yet "official" if you catch my drift
 
2012-07-16 03:31:18 PM  

ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.


Huzzah!

newyork.seriouseats.com
 
2012-07-16 03:32:05 PM  
Someone needs to get on inventing the clam cake filled with clam chowder.
 
2012-07-16 03:33:00 PM  

Mose: dittybopper: Canton: dittybopper: Fried death.

That's pretty much everything listed here.

No, I'm talking about actual death.


Well... you'd have a hard time finding anything that could survive the frialator, so you could eat something fried live. Not sure why you'd want to, but whatever tips your canoe.


Ironically, Death might actually survive the frialator. I'd attempt a photomanip, but the heat has sapped my motivation.
 
2012-07-16 03:33:22 PM  
Acceptable answered are grilled corn on the cob, corndogs, elephant ears, and funnel cakes. Anything else and you are stupid and I don't like you.
 
2012-07-16 03:34:03 PM  
0.tqn.com

Zeppole. A summer fair and family Christmas tradition.
 
2012-07-16 03:34:29 PM  

tetsoushima: There is a guy from Atlanta who moved up to my area with some really good bbq recipies. My particular favorite is the smoked pork tenderloin wrapped in bacon, drenched in sweet vinegar on a stick. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.


damn...send him back down here.

ChipNASA: ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.

How to improve on that[images.onset.freedom.com image 560x420]
Bacon-wrapped two pound turkey leg called The Cave Man Club.


Oh hellz yeah!

I haven't seen it, but a bacon-wrapped corndog sounds pretty damn good.
 
2012-07-16 03:34:35 PM  

mgary: RatMaster999: [mygermantravels.com image 400x286]

The stench of these little bastards grilling was the only thing I didn't like a going to German fests...

They were always there, on almost every corner, but I never saw anyone eating one.

Have you ever actually had fresh (as in just caught) Steckerlfisch? It's delicious, especially if you're out in the countryside working up an appetite. It's just a fish on a stick, rubbed in herbs and butter, and grilled over an open fire. What could possibly be wrong with that?


When I saw the picture, my mouth started to water.
 
2012-07-16 03:34:56 PM  
deep fried bacon wrapped bacon... on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 03:35:20 PM  
At the Ren Fest near Houston, my fave is the Scotch Egg.
 
2012-07-16 03:36:29 PM  
How about Deep Fried Beer-Battered Flash-Frozen Oreo-Dusted Lard On-A-Stick?
 
2012-07-16 03:36:36 PM  
Zeppole.
 
2012-07-16 03:37:09 PM  
Bacon-wrapped jerk chicken kabob corn "dog."

Jerk chicken on a stick, wrap in bacon, corn dog batter, deep fry... dammit, now I'm hungry...
 
2012-07-16 03:37:10 PM  
Margarita Popsicle
or
Pina Colada Popsicle

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-16 03:37:38 PM  
All of the county, state, and Renn fairs down here in FL happen in Feb/March. Because of the heat, ya know?

///love me some alligator eggs! Battered and deep-fried Oreos, sprinkled with powdered sugar.

////favorite is kettle corn!!!
 
2012-07-16 03:37:50 PM  

daniesmiley: How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?


Beavertails. Although they are pretty much the same as the aforementioned elephant ears they have a Canadian name.
 
2012-07-16 03:37:58 PM  

daniesmiley: [mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool


Excellent. I made poutine for dinner last weekend.
 
2012-07-16 03:38:39 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: [0.tqn.com image 400x299]

Zeppole. A summer fair and family Christmas tradition.


I was this close!
 
2012-07-16 03:38:48 PM  

Boudica's War Tampon: JackieRabbit: cefm: The Viking! Local Sons of Norway club used to have them at the local fair.

[mda.bigoven.com image 256x256]

Seasoned sausage dipped in some kind of pancake-like batter and deep fried to golden brown, then put on a stick and served to hungry fair-goers.

Looks almost like the Cuban treat papa relleno

My God! How far has the Communist revolution in Cuba gone??? Deep fried Pope???


Ha! papa relleno is stuffed potato in Spanish. Cuba is something of an enigma when it comes to communism and their love of the Church.
 
2012-07-16 03:40:45 PM  
I'm working on perfecting a hamburger on a stick... ground beef in a sausage casing, wrapped in cheese, dipped in batter...
 
2012-07-16 03:41:14 PM  
How long until someone starts to sell fried oil on a stick?

Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.
 
2012-07-16 03:41:16 PM  

rynthetyn: I'm convinced that there is no bad food-on-a-stick, and I've been trying hard to find it. I'm kind of meh about octopus on a stick, I'm not terribly enthused about octopus in general, but every other food-on-a-stick I've eaten is awesome. I'm especially partial to lamb kidney grilled on a stick.




but, but, but...they're magically delicious
 
2012-07-16 03:41:23 PM  
I really liked the deep fried butter I tried.
 
2012-07-16 03:42:11 PM  

ChipNASA: ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.

How to improve on that

[images.onset.freedom.com image 560x420]

Bacon-wrapped two pound turkey leg called The Cave Man Club.


Goddammit! Now I gotta change my underwear again.
 
2012-07-16 03:42:46 PM  

Orange Guy: Margarita Popsicle
or
Pina Colada Popsicle

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x500]


Or, alternatively, a Deep Fried Frozen Margarita.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-16 03:42:52 PM  

Jument: How long until someone starts to sell fried oil on a stick?

Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.


Why are you scolding Scotland in here?
 
2012-07-16 03:43:16 PM  
Garlic fritters
 
2012-07-16 03:43:22 PM  

rynthetyn: I'm convinced that there is no bad food-on-a-stick, and I've been trying hard to find it


Ever try possum on a stick?
Tought part's getting that stick up their butt.
They don't like that all that much.
 
2012-07-16 03:43:37 PM  

DVDave: daniesmiley: [mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool

Excellent. I made poutine for dinner last weekend.


what kind of cheese did you use? and how fresh was it?
 
2012-07-16 03:43:47 PM  

Jument: How long until someone starts to sell fried oil on a stick?

Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.


Weren't they having riots due to the high cost of cooking oil in the middle east and Africa? Those fatties fry everything, too!
 
2012-07-16 03:44:22 PM  
NONE. I won't eat food that's been touched by carnies.
 
2012-07-16 03:45:14 PM  

FabulousFreep: NONE. I won't eat food that's been touched by carnies.


I won't eat food that hasn't.
 
2012-07-16 03:45:21 PM  
Ape Hair.

Nothing is obscure on the internet.
 
2012-07-16 03:46:46 PM  
Not actually a fair, but Great American Ball Park in Cincinnati (Cincinnati Reds Stadium) has a State Fair themed concession stand. One of the options is a meat lovers dog:

1/4 pount hot dog, wrapped in bacon, deep fried, topped with a spicy meat/bean chili, covered in cheese and topped off with deep fried salami strips.

I get one a year... and it's still probably taking years off my life!
 
2012-07-16 03:47:10 PM  

residentgeek: I'ma let you finish, but I'm entering my stout into the NC state fair's homebrewing competition (first year!), and I think it's the best Foreign Extra Stout of all time.

/OF ALL TIME


Nice! I'm trying to perfect my own pizza dough, so I have an idea of what you're going through.
Keep living the dream :)
 
2012-07-16 03:47:19 PM  

Jument: Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.


Which is exactly why the food industry needs to be policed and monitered. I will go as far to say I support a 100% Fast Food Tax
 
2012-07-16 03:47:55 PM  
And how about chocolate cake sausage?

Served on a donut bun!

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 03:48:21 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.

How to improve on that

[images.onset.freedom.com image 560x420]

Bacon-wrapped two pound turkey leg called The Cave Man Club.

Goddammit! Now I gotta change my underwear again.


1.bp.blogspot.com

i359.photobucket.com

OR

666kb.com
 
2012-07-16 03:48:36 PM  

Trance750: Jument: Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.

Which is exactly why the food industry needs to be policed and monitered. I will go as far to say I support a 100% Fast Food Tax


good for you, now go back to the basement.
 
2012-07-16 03:49:58 PM  

chuckufarlie: Trance750: Jument: Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.

Which is exactly why the food industry needs to be policed and monitered. I will go as far to say I support a 100% Fast Food Tax

good for you, now go back to the basement.


I'm not trolling; I'm serious.
 
2012-07-16 03:50:11 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.


Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.
 
2012-07-16 03:50:13 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Rat on stick 3p
Rat on stick w/ catsup 8p
Extra catsup 6p
 
2012-07-16 03:50:25 PM  
Fried mackerel....oh, wait......
 
2012-07-16 03:50:31 PM  

FabulousFreep: NONE. I won't eat food that's been touched by carnies.


the people that work in food stand are usually not what I would call carnies.
 
2012-07-16 03:51:49 PM  
Funnel cake topped with a generous gob of fried ice cream.
 
2012-07-16 03:51:55 PM  
Lerch's Donuts at the Wayne County Fair.

Holy jumping Jehosephat those are some good donuts.

www.lerchsdonuts.com
 
2012-07-16 03:52:21 PM  

Tentacle: And how about chocolate cake sausage?

Served on a donut bun!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 427x640]


img244.imageshack.us

/OK FOOD that looks like POOP just isn't right......worse than this.....

CAT LITTER BOX CAKE.....

cdn.womensunitedonline.com

Ingredients

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large packages vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
1 large package vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Roll candies
You'll also need:
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper
 
2012-07-16 03:52:50 PM  
Deep Fried Jello on a stick
 
2012-07-16 03:53:21 PM  
Ooh! "The Leprechaun": a chunk of corned beef, a couple spuds, and a chunk of cabbage on a stick, battered, and deep fried.

I just invented that!
 
2012-07-16 03:54:59 PM  

Trance750: I'm not trolling; I'm seriously stupid.


FTFY

Food Nazis are the worst kind of Nazis. They make Illinois Nazis look like carmel corn on stick.
 
2012-07-16 03:55:44 PM  

Trance750: Jument: Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.

Which is exactly why the food industry needs to be policed and monitered. I will go as far to say I support a 100% Fast Food Tax


Good plan, tax the hell out of the motherfarkers that are too stupid or poor to eat healthy.

We're having a thread about the state fking FAIR FFS, where you indulge in fun foods, piss away money on games you can't win, ride rides...

If you don't want to eat fried foods, don't. Mind your own farking business, you busybody, buzzkill motherfarker.
 
2012-07-16 03:56:00 PM  
Rats on a stick! Get 'em while they're hot!
 
2012-07-16 03:56:12 PM  
Schäufele.
Franconian Schäufele.

Nothing better.
 
2012-07-16 03:56:39 PM  

eyehate: Pizza in a cup.


Google for "pizza pot pie."

Really.
 
2012-07-16 03:56:53 PM  

ChipNASA: Tentacle: And how about chocolate cake sausage?

Served on a donut bun!

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 427x640]



/OK FOOD that looks like POOP just isn't right......worse than this.....

CAT LITTER BOX CAKE.....



Ingredients

1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large packages vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared
1 large package vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Roll candies
You'll also need:
1 new kitty litter pan
1 new kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper


Someone brought that to work for a desert contest. It's not as awesome as it looks.
 
2012-07-16 03:57:50 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: [0.tqn.com image 400x299]

Zeppole. A summer fair and family Christmas tradition.


And I think perhaps the most under-rated of the Marx Brothers.
 
2012-07-16 03:59:26 PM  

smask: Rat, with ketchup.


heathen! everyone knows that the only condiment you put on rat is mustard!
 
2012-07-16 04:01:06 PM  
sausage with onions and peppers on a roll or bun but ONLY if they've been cooking all saturday afternoon while being turned with loving care by some 25 y/o hottie.

Wearing fishnets


And skin tight jeans.


And Stilettos.



With shoulder length hair and stripper makeup.

I love fair food like that. I even bought a seasons pass this year for all the major fairs here.

Well I was rollin' down the road in some cold blue steel,
I had a blues man in back, and a beautician at the wheel.
We going downtown in the middle of the night
We laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm nationwide.
Yes I'm bad, I'm nationwide.

Easin' down the highway in a new Cadillac,
I had a fine fox in front, I had three more in the back.
They sportin' short dresses, wearin' spike-heel shoes,
They smokin' Lucky Strikes, and wearing nylons too.
'Cause we bad, we nationwide.
Yeah we bad, we nationwide.
 
2012-07-16 04:02:08 PM  
I'm going to visit my parents next month and I'm missing the Scandanavian Festival by a week. I don't know what to do without Aebleskivers, vandbakkelser, gravlaks, and meat pies in my life this year. And the lemonade. Unfffffff.

/still have horrifying memories of my great grandmother making lutefisk
//but fond memories of making lefse with her
 
2012-07-16 04:02:32 PM  

Marcintosh: Wearing fishnets


And skin tight jeans.


What's the point of the former if she's wearing the latter?
 
2012-07-16 04:03:49 PM  
let's not forget...
www.belgianwaffleironstore.com
 
2012-07-16 04:04:18 PM  

halfof33: Trance750: I'm not trolling; I'm seriously stupid.

FTFY

Food Nazis are the worst kind of Nazis. They make Illinois Nazis look like carmel corn on stick.


Nope. I just believe that some kind of government mandate regarding poisonous foods is long overdue.
 
2012-07-16 04:04:33 PM  

The Muthaship: Elephant ears.


Oh, hell yeah. Definitely an old-school county fair food, but still my favorite.
 
2012-07-16 04:04:40 PM  
No love for the Kielbasas grilled witht he peppers and onions?
 
2012-07-16 04:05:07 PM  

theodopolis13: smask: Rat, with ketchup.

heathen! everyone knows that the only condiment you put on rat is mustard!


Grey Poupon, preferably...
 
2012-07-16 04:06:08 PM  

Occam's Nailfile: Trance750: Jument: Protip: this intense national fascination with frying anything and everything may have something to do with why you're such a nation of fatties.

Which is exactly why the food industry needs to be policed and monitered. I will go as far to say I support a 100% Fast Food Tax

Good plan, tax the hell out of the motherfarkers that are too stupid or poor to eat healthy.

We're having a thread about the state fking FAIR FFS, where you indulge in fun foods, piss away money on games you can't win, ride rides...

If you don't want to eat fried foods, don't. Mind your own farking business, you busybody, buzzkill motherfarker.


Daaaang, you guys should fight in a corndog pit with Ramones tunes blasting from a boom-box. I'd pay like, eight tickets
 
2012-07-16 04:06:43 PM  

Canton: theodopolis13: smask: Rat, with ketchup.

heathen! everyone knows that the only condiment you put on rat is mustard!

Grey Poupon, preferably...


Siriacha.......
 
2012-07-16 04:07:07 PM  
mephisto6: \

Nice! I'm trying to perfect my own pizza dough, so I have an idea of what you're going through.
Keep living the dream :)


I would argue that great pizza dough is the harder of the two. All that starch can get in the way of the yeast's delicious subtleties. And structure is oh so much more important for you. And then you must balance it with sauce and/or toppings...

May you win a blue ribbon!
 
2012-07-16 04:08:31 PM  
I still like the classic: a corndog slathered in mustard.

New product? Well, anyone here play the "fallout" games? Iguana on a stick, squirel on a stick, etc all show up. I would like to see someone mold the hotdog portion in the shape of an iguana or squirel, then batter it and fry it as normal. It would be creative and eye catching, but still taste like a good corndog (so it's accessible to kids, adults and daredevils alike). Besides, I would love to see some carney barker yelling out "come get your squirel on a stick! Hot, fresh squirel!"
 
2012-07-16 04:08:53 PM  
What new fair food should be invented?

Not so much invented, since large parts of the world serve them as street food already, but popularized: samosas.

Deep-fried, eaten by hand, great with salsa, and you can create a large variety of them using a hamburger base (or potatoes and other vegetables).

By the way, you can do them at home and avoid the deep-fryer by using puff pastry as the shell and baking them.
Link
 
2012-07-16 04:09:37 PM  
Deep fried, chocolate covered balut.
 
2012-07-16 04:09:51 PM  

residentgeek: I'ma let you finish, but I'm entering my stout into the NC state fair's homebrewing competition (first year!), and I think it's the best Foreign Extra Stout of all time.

/OF ALL TIME


Good luck! Hope you do great, but keep in mind that a lot of those contests are poorly run by people who only think they can judge. (e.g. I once got tasting notes back that were EXACTLY opposite, both completely unrelated to my beer... found out from an inside source later that the judges were drunk and had mixed at least some of the beers up). Do it for fun, but don't get bummed if you don't win!

Over time, I've found truly-blinded tasting with beer-knowledgeable friends to be more fun and educational... but that may just be me....

Good luck!

/ and what's an "elephant ear"?
// hungry now!
 
2012-07-16 04:10:44 PM  

SFSailor: and what's an "elephant ear"?


You poor, deprived soul.....I'm too stunned and saddened to describe it.
 
2012-07-16 04:11:13 PM  
Marshmallows

/not a bookmark, or anything...
 
2012-07-16 04:21:00 PM  
Bonus, your fat ass can re-use the stick as a self-washing device by wrapping a rag on it:

hypocriticalirony.com
 
2012-07-16 04:21:49 PM  

Tentacle: DVDave: daniesmiley: [mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool

Excellent. I made poutine for dinner last weekend.

what kind of cheese did you use? and how fresh was it?


Hrm, I can't honestly remember what brand. Our local Costco just recently started stocking cheese curds, so we went that route.
 
2012-07-16 04:22:34 PM  

Occam's Nailfile: Good plan, tax the hell out of the motherfarkers that are too stupid or poor to eat healthy.


Being poor is no excuse for poor eating. It's a choice. I used to work as a bag-boy in high school and the people on food stamps would load down their carts with every kind of candy and soda you can imagine.

I'm just tired of America having to pay for your gluttony, and the health defects that will follow, and believe you me, it's going to end.
 
2012-07-16 04:22:47 PM  
How long before people just stuff their mouth with sugar, dip their head in batter, and dive into a fryer headfirst?
 
2012-07-16 04:23:17 PM  
Fried plantains are always nice at Caribbean festivals. So are the goat roti.
 
2012-07-16 04:23:17 PM  

fireclown: [operationsanta.com image 320x320]
Funnel cakes. God I love a funnel cake.


no lie there! boardwalk fries is right behind that

/salt and vinegar please
 
2012-07-16 04:24:08 PM  

vballer: InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.

Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.


I havn't tried the Dole Pineapple Whip. Should I pack a few units of insulin?
 
2012-07-16 04:26:35 PM  

HailRobonia: [joshmartinink.files.wordpress.com image 720x540]


YES!

Someone else posted those roasted fish-on-a-stick from German fests -- I have no idea if they're good, but the grilled sanma at the Japanese matsuri are freaking deee-lish.

summertomato.com
 
2012-07-16 04:28:09 PM  
Deep fried Crisco
 
2012-07-16 04:28:38 PM  

residentgeek: mephisto6: \

Nice! I'm trying to perfect my own pizza dough, so I have an idea of what you're going through.
Keep living the dream :)

I would argue that great pizza dough is the harder of the two. All that starch can get in the way of the yeast's delicious subtleties. And structure is oh so much more important for you. And then you must balance it with sauce and/or toppings...

May you win a blue ribbon!


I dunno... i make a pretty good pie, but am going for a NY crust and haven't quite nailed it yet. Toppings (buffalo mozz, fresh meats, herbs from the balcony) are the easy part if you if you keep it sparse. I've got a nice scratch sauce too, just don't quite have the crust where i want it.
I think a lot of it is moving to a condo and only having an oven that goes to 500, which doesn't get the stone where it needs to be no matter how long i pre-heat.
Anyway, an ex-roomie was rying to make beer. not the powder, but mash and the whole deal and even found a sparkletts bottle to sipher from. It wasn't very good, but i appreciated the effort. And hey... it was beer.
 
2012-07-16 04:31:51 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: Hot dog water and chicken skin sandwiches.


There's a Japanese place by me that has chicken skin appetizers. For some reason, when it's not pulled from the chicken after cooking then it doesn't taste as good. Just some logistical advice should you decide to go into business with this.
 
2012-07-16 04:32:49 PM  

SFSailor: residentgeek: I'ma let you finish, but I'm entering my stout into the NC state fair's homebrewing competition (first year!), and I think it's the best Foreign Extra Stout of all time.

/OF ALL TIME

Good luck! Hope you do great, but keep in mind that a lot of those contests are poorly run by people who only think they can judge. (e.g. I once got tasting notes back that were EXACTLY opposite, both completely unrelated to my beer... found out from an inside source later that the judges were drunk and had mixed at least some of the beers up). Do it for fun, but don't get bummed if you don't win!

Over time, I've found truly-blinded tasting with beer-knowledgeable friends to be more fun and educational... but that may just be me....

Good luck!

/ and what's an "elephant ear"?
// hungry now!


The Muthaship: SFSailor: and what's an "elephant ear"?

You poor, deprived soul.....I'm too stunned and saddened to describe it.


Here......
www.elephant-facts.com

It's just as described.....
Here's the rub.....
They take it and after they cut it off...they flame sear it to burn off all the hair. Then next they have to let it rest. That lets the juices settle in it except the part where they sever it from the head. that part is stitched up so you don't lose any of the moisture. After about half a day, they can then fillet the grey skin off of that and then they marinate the meat.
That goes in a marinade of soy, beer, ginger root, cloves, cardamom, grains of paradise, and various local ground dung. It then marinates a week. Like the possum thread, this is oily and tough until it sits.
After that it is drained and then rubbed with roobis leaf and then they use the kava kava root as a base for the bread that it goes on. Finally after they are ready, it is ground up and mixed with local foul, which is again ground up and then mixed with the local spices, the ground dung used as the original dry rub and then the whole thing is stuffed in sheep,pig or cattle intestines (or the elephant intestine if they have any left over from the hunt) and then it is cooked. Finally it is served with a sauce made of the congealed blood of the various animals used for the meal, mixed with milk, as is the Masai tradition, and then spread over the thin slices of ear. (Like ketchup to us) the hard part is portioning the delicacy on to a bun from the kava kava root starch that is mixed with ground hooves (like a flour) to hold the elephant ear. Once you get that sliced and on the bread, (with the appropriate condiment) then it is a snack as large as a dinner plate and that's just ONE serving. One ear usually serves about 20-25 people.
It's amazingly filling and tasty but doesn't last. Because you only get 2 ears per elephant, it's hard to get them to the fairs and if you get the smaller baby elephants, the intestine is much smaller so you have to use a few slices to fill the bread not to mention that you maybe can get 10 to 12 sandwiches from one ear. (If that..the really little ones just aren't that meaty and as opposed to veal really tough cause it's all skin on no meat.)

elephant-photos.com

After that, then it is
 
2012-07-16 04:32:55 PM  

InternetSecurityGuard: vballer: InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.

Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.

I havn't tried the Dole Pineapple Whip. Should I pack a few units of insulin?


nah. it's just soft serve ice cream in a cup of pineapple juice.
 
2012-07-16 04:34:04 PM  
Loaf of curly fries... and by loaf I mean as big as a loaf of bread in the store. They mechanically, spiraly cut large potatoes in front of your eyes and then place as much as they can into a basket the size of a loaf of bread then deep fry. When done they plop the whole contents of the basket on a plate and serve. Yum Yum!
 
2012-07-16 04:34:23 PM  

cjmook21: Deep fried Crisco


Make fatback cubes filled with Crisco then fried.
 
2012-07-16 04:35:32 PM  
Deep-Fried Pizza on a stick should be invented. Something like a Pizza Roll, Hot Pocket, or Calzone that stays together on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 04:36:20 PM  

ChipNASA: After that, then it is


Sorry, too much text....after that it is refrigerated until just about to be served, it is flash grilled with lard to give it some fat (they're VERY lean=healthy) and then served fresh to you.
TA DAH!!!!!!
/gotta get me some soon!!!
 
2012-07-16 04:39:58 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
"Hai guys! What's goin' on in this thread?"
 
2012-07-16 04:40:21 PM  

Marcintosh: Wearing fishnets


And skin tight jeans.



One or the other. Really, why both? Unless the skin-tight jeans are cut-off, just at the gluteal fold. In that case, carry on.
 
2012-07-16 04:44:18 PM  
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

Pronto Pup for the win.
 
2012-07-16 04:45:48 PM  
Fresh made apple fritters at the Apple Harvest Festival in Southington, CT.
 
2012-07-16 04:45:56 PM  
chedder cheese stuffed jalapeno, wrapped in thin sliced bolona, batter dipped, deep fried and onna styk
 
2012-07-16 04:47:38 PM  
Fried cheese on a stick from Knoebels.

And blue birch beer.
 
2012-07-16 04:50:06 PM  

urban.derelict: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x328]
"Hai guys! What's goin' on in this thread?"


dtdstudios.com

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
 
2012-07-16 04:52:28 PM  
Beer battered, deep fried, fudge brownie and peanut buttercup stuffed Twinkies wrapped in bacon, sprinkled with powdered sugar... frozen and encased in Magic Shell with sprinkles.

On a stick.
 
2012-07-16 04:54:08 PM  
i446.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-16 04:54:31 PM  

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Marcintosh: Wearing fishnets


And skin tight jeans.


One or the other. Really, why both? Unless the skin-tight jeans are cut-off, just at the gluteal fold. In that case, carry on.


Or maybe there were a few different chicks in that stream-of-concious wall of fap text, you pedantic fools christ
 
2012-07-16 04:54:39 PM  
at the la county fair, there's a place that serves corndogs and sausage n peppers on a roll. so i get them to make me a sausage corndog. scrumptious!
 
2012-07-16 04:55:55 PM  
Liposuction on a stick?
 
2012-07-16 04:55:58 PM  

cjmook21: Deep fried Crisco


Vegetatable, blech!
 
2012-07-16 04:56:27 PM  
Funnel cake...
Powdered sugar...
That's it...no syrup, no "fruit," no cinnamon...
 
2012-07-16 04:58:09 PM  
I've never had a deep fried twinkie. Always wanted to try it. Just can't justify the price of them. WTF!?
 
2012-07-16 04:59:33 PM  
You haven't lived until you've had Graham Elliot's lobster corndog with lemon aioli at the Lollapalooza festival.

/hey, festivals are like fairs
 
2012-07-16 05:01:00 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: You haven't lived until you've had Graham Elliot's lobster corndog with lemon aioli at the Lollapalooza festival.

/hey, festivals are like fairs


Okay, I thought i was bad with bringing up Disney Land corn dogs.
 
2012-07-16 05:01:42 PM  
There's a restaurant here, and amazingly not on the southside, that serves only fair-themed food. Can't remember the name but the employees there are too clean. Have to make do with truck stops until the fair in September.



/OKC
// home of the skank-on-a-stick
 
2012-07-16 05:02:27 PM  

luckcat: [sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net image 339x604]

Pronto Pup for the win.


Great now I'm hungry.
 
2012-07-16 05:03:00 PM  

muck4doo: Mr_Fabulous: You haven't lived until you've had Graham Elliot's lobster corndog with lemon aioli at the Lollapalooza festival.

/hey, festivals are like fairs

Okay, I thought i was bad with bringing up Disney Land corn dogs.



I'm just sayin', that's pure lobster meat going on inside there...

chicago.foodmafia.com
 
2012-07-16 05:04:52 PM  

ChipNASA: ArcadianRefugee: ChipNASA: ByOwlLight: The answer is always turkey legs.

How to improve on that

[images.onset.freedom.com image 560x420]

Bacon-wrapped two pound turkey leg called The Cave Man Club.

Goddammit! Now I gotta change my underwear again.

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[i359.photobucket.com image 130x387]

OR

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See my earlier post.
 
2012-07-16 05:06:27 PM  

kemosabe: I've never had a deep fried twinkie. Always wanted to try it. Just can't justify the price of them. WTF!?


They're pretty bad, but that's not the point. Take $125 per person (not counting the Cheap Trick concert), plan to spend it all, and don't regret it!
 
2012-07-16 05:09:02 PM  
Watch 'em being made.
img543.imageshack.us
Served warm and sugary.
 
2012-07-16 05:15:48 PM  
I'm a health nut - one of those people under 20BMI who thinks that fair food is mostly a travesty, horrible fat blight wielded upon the population of an unsuspecting city...

That said...

There's this one stand at the fair that I got into before my healthy eating habits got started. It's been there every year since I found out about it 7 years ago. This place makes pretzels... awesome, huge, doughy pretzels... with garlic butter and cheese...

tastytulsa.com

nom nom nom nom
 
2012-07-16 05:17:49 PM  
static8.businessinsider.com
 
2012-07-16 05:18:36 PM  
Deep Fried Chicken Thighs with a Corn Dog Type Batter.
That's my idea for a new Fair Food.
 
2012-07-16 05:19:59 PM  
Has anyone mentioned onion blossoms? Anyone? Mmmm...
 
2012-07-16 05:23:02 PM  

HailRobonia: [joshmartinink.files.wordpress.com image 720x540]


MMMMM...

Grilled Sepia! My death row meal...
 
2012-07-16 05:25:58 PM  
French fry hot dog!


i478.photobucket.com

On a stick....
 
2012-07-16 05:28:36 PM  
they need to use tempura batter on more things. it's lighter and tastier.
 
2012-07-16 05:28:39 PM  
goddammitsomuch! Now I have to go eat something bad for me.

I have a lingering memory of being a young'n at the Ohio State Fair back in the 70s and eating corn on the cob.
Big deal right? Oh, wrong. They took the corn out of it's little steamer and DUNKED IT IN MELTED BUTTER!!!
It was almost 30% butter going down.
Sharts for two days after that.

/in elementary school my best friend's father was the sculptor of the "butter cow".
//miss that fair
///fair slashies
 
2012-07-16 05:30:46 PM  
Elephant ears are maybe the only reason I go to the fair. If the local school ever closes up that stand, I will cry.
 
2012-07-16 05:30:58 PM  
I don't go to fairs, which is to say, I tend to avoid hot, sun-baked, oversized parking lots where carnies whose hands have been *shudder* I can't imagine, are preparing food that, even in the best of circumstances, is extremely unhealthy. Kind of like Fry eating a hot dog from a vending machine in a toilet.
 
2012-07-16 05:33:38 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: muck4doo: Mr_Fabulous: You haven't lived until you've had Graham Elliot's lobster corndog with lemon aioli at the Lollapalooza festival.

/hey, festivals are like fairs

Okay, I thought i was bad with bringing up Disney Land corn dogs.


I'm just sayin', that's pure lobster meat going on inside there...

[chicago.foodmafia.com image 560x373]


Okay, I admit it, that looks good.
 
2012-07-16 05:45:59 PM  
I've always been more of a "ginormous bag of kettle corn" kind of gal.
 
2012-07-16 05:46:34 PM  

theodopolis13: InternetSecurityGuard: vballer: InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.

Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.

I havn't tried the Dole Pineapple Whip. Should I pack a few units of insulin?

nah. it's just soft serve ice cream in a cup of pineapple juice.


No, it's soft serve pineapple ice cream in a cake cone. There's no pineapple juice. Very simple and really refreshing.
 
2012-07-16 05:50:35 PM  
I'm a freak at the fair. Everyone else is stuffing their maws, but I can't do it. Whenever I am hot and walking a lot, my appetite goes out the window. If we stay after dark, I like to share a strawberry-covered funnel cake with someone though.
 
2012-07-16 05:51:05 PM  

vballer: theodopolis13: InternetSecurityGuard: vballer: InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.

Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.

I havn't tried the Dole Pineapple Whip. Should I pack a few units of insulin?

nah. it's just soft serve ice cream in a cup of pineapple juice.

No, it's soft serve pineapple ice cream in a cake cone. There's no pineapple juice. Very simple and really refreshing.


you're right. i was thinking of a dole pineapple whip float.
 
2012-07-16 05:57:20 PM  
dog ears
like elephant ears
but more "meaty"
 
2012-07-16 05:59:44 PM  
i go for the Polish sausages and wursts. yummy.
 
2012-07-16 06:01:40 PM  
4 weeks until I get to indulge in my favorite fair food: Fire roasted corn on the cob....they dip it in melted butter, and you can shake almost any topping on it: I go for the parmensan cheese and cracked pepper.

//Don't know what they do to it...I've tried it on my grill, and it fails miserably.
//Polish off the fair meal with a delicious, powdered sugar covered funnel cake.
 
2012-07-16 06:04:56 PM  
chicken ripple ice cream.
 
2012-07-16 06:07:20 PM  

The Muthaship: SFSailor: and what's an "elephant ear"?

You poor, deprived soul.....I'm too stunned and saddened to describe it.


All right, fine. I will endeavor to find a fair and an exemplar. Though I may be a bit afraid. Of course the last thing even resembling a fair I attended had endless free samples of beer and bourbon. EVERYTHING else sucks compared to endless free beer and bourbon.

Also, a round of applause for Mr. ChipNASA, but mobile replying sucks and I didn't want to 2x the wallotext.
 
2012-07-16 06:10:36 PM  

Yanks_RSJ: Zeppole


It's a shame it took this long for the best food to be intro'd in this thread.

/funnel cake for you white people out there
 
2012-07-16 06:12:50 PM  
I'll be going to the OC county fair for the next three Thursdays. $30 for wristbands for unlimited rides. Last year I spent about $200 every day that I went because of the rides. This year it's only going to be $60 for me and the kid so I'll be spending the rest on junk. Deep fried Klondike bars, deep fried butter, bacon wrapped Turkey legs, Cotton Candy, funnel cakes. deep fried twinkies, garlic pretzels, and any other new deep fried thing I see. I have year passes to Disneyland, Knotts, and Soak city but nothing beats the fair. Planning three trips to OC and one to the LA fair.
 
2012-07-16 06:13:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: i go for the Polish sausages and wursts.

lh4.googleusercontent.com

yummy.

That's what she said!
 
2012-07-16 06:18:04 PM  
I really envy Americans for their fair food...the closest thing I've found in Quebec is some fried dough concoction called Beaver Tails. They'd be on the list for my last meal...



If you eat too many, it will be your last meal eventually.
 
2012-07-16 06:18:31 PM  

urban.derelict: KrispyKritter: i go for the Polish sausages and wursts.
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 280x264]
yummy.

That's what she said!


more like:
4.bp.blogspot.com
amirite?
 
2012-07-16 06:19:38 PM  

Patterson: I really envy Americans for their fair food...the closest thing I've found in Quebec is some fried dough concoction called Beaver Tails. They'd be on the list for my last meal...



If you eat too many, it will be your last meal eventually.


encrypted-tbn2.google.com

Two of our Eskimos enjoying a fine Beaver Tail. No jokes to be made there...no siree.
 
2012-07-16 06:20:50 PM  
All right, after googling, it appears the much heralded Elephant Ear is just an apple fritter without the tasty appleness or fritterness.

I am open to convincing, but at this point, I'm not sure that's a good use of my (although not inconsiderable) tummy-room allotment, given the number of tasty-sounding deep-fried options.

/ great... now I need to find a fair... but not until after it cools down a bit....
 
2012-07-16 06:24:08 PM  
One of the fairs I went to had deep fried poptarts. They were farking amazing.

Then there was the pumpkin funnel cake, pumpkin sugar waffles, sasparilla, latkes, roast beef sandwiches, apple dumplings, cinnamon buns, birch beer, venison jerky, chili...there was probably more that day, but I can barely remember.
 
2012-07-16 06:30:14 PM  
passionatepennypincher.com
 
2012-07-16 06:32:52 PM  
I only go to the fair to see the fat lady, and the tattooed man, and the freak with all the metal stuck in his face. And the husband wife team that will eat anything. Then, after waiting behind them in line, I purchase my ticket and go in.
 
2012-07-16 06:33:19 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: [passionatepennypincher.com image 850x1133]


They sell spooge in lemonade where you come from, sport?
 
2012-07-16 06:35:27 PM  

AirborneBuckeye: [passionatepennypincher.com image 850x1133]


Loogies and dead chicks on ice?!? YOU MONSTER!
 
2012-07-16 06:40:27 PM  

downpaymentblues: Deep fried, chocolate covered balut.


Personally I prefer deep fried, chocolate covered durian, with a side of lutefisk.
 
2012-07-16 06:40:49 PM  
Frozen creamed spinach on a stick.
 
2012-07-16 06:41:05 PM  

res_nihil: KHLAV KALASH!!

[www.uloc.de image 352x240]


Leaving satisfied!
 
2012-07-16 06:43:39 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: downpaymentblues: Deep fried, chocolate covered balut.

Personally I prefer deep fried, chocolate covered durian, with a side of lutefisk.


Add some hakarl, and I am so there!
 
2012-07-16 06:47:10 PM  
I have an application in for the upcoming Minnesota State Fair.

It's a new concept and I hope it catches on: "Do-it-yourself deep-fried ice cubes"
 
2012-07-16 06:49:12 PM  
A large cup of steaming hot french fries doused with malt vinegar and salt. Corn dogs are a close second.
 
2012-07-16 06:49:39 PM  

Ed Finnerty: AirborneBuckeye: [passionatepennypincher.com image 850x1133]

Loogies and dead chicks on ice?!? YOU MONSTER!


All zombie review at the Ice Capades?
 
2012-07-16 06:53:39 PM  

theodopolis13: InternetSecurityGuard: vballer: InternetSecurityGuard: Fletchers Corny Dogs at the State Fair of Texas.

Absolutely this!

I also have to get a Dole Pineapple Whip every year.

I havn't tried the Dole Pineapple Whip. Should I pack a few units of insulin?

nah. it's just soft serve ice cream in a cup of pineapple juice.


Not the real Dole Whip. It's non-dairy and made mostly of pineapple juice and thickeners.
Source: I wanted some Pineapple Dole Whip so badly I tracked down the supplier in Hawaii and ordered a 10lb bag of the dry concentrate mix.
 
2012-07-16 06:53:43 PM  
Years ago there was a stand at the NM State Fair that had fried catfish on a stick,served with a really rich-tasting hot sauce,damn that shiat was good.Then there was a guy who brought down halibut from Alaska that he'd caught himself,served it fried in a light but delicious batter,yum!

But ever since the brick & mortar restaurants lobbied Santa Fe to put incredibly expensive requirements on mobile food vendors all we get is the same old crap.That & knowing the how completely corrupt the Fair directorship is I'm not suprised,if you can't grease their palms enough you ain't gettin' in there.
 
2012-07-16 07:04:28 PM  
My favorite fair foods?

5. Roasted corn on the cob
4. Caramel-coated Granny Smith Apples
3. Corn Dogs
2. Gyros
1. Elephant Ears (or it's Mexican cousin, the churro)

My least favorite is cotton candy. It's just sugar, air and food coloring. ICK.
 
2012-07-16 07:22:56 PM  
Pig in a blanket and maple cotton candy.
 
2012-07-16 07:22:56 PM  

Aarontology: Clam fritters.


This.
 
2012-07-16 07:38:40 PM  

theodopolis13: amirite?


Nope. Polish or Italian -- or even Polish/Italian -- sausages are the best. >:-D
 
2012-07-16 07:46:16 PM  

SFSailor: All right, after googling, it appears the much heralded Elephant Ear is just an apple fritter without the tasty appleness or fritterness.

I am open to convincing, but at this point, I'm not sure that's a good use of my (although not inconsiderable) tummy-room allotment, given the number of tasty-sounding deep-fried options.

/ great... now I need to find a fair... but not until after it cools down a bit....


Elephant Ears are just flat pieces of fried dough coated in cinnamon and sugar.

My grandmother made a less greasy version at home by lightly coating a flour tortilla with oil, sprinkled on some cinnamon & sugar, then heated on a cast iron pan until lightly browned. They were even better when she used her homemade flour tortillas! (Having a Mexican grandmother had it's advantages)
 
2012-07-16 07:47:00 PM  
Fried human flesh on a stick with a ball attached to a cup on a stick smothered in sticky buns on a thick crispy krispy kreme dip stick.
 
2012-07-16 07:50:22 PM  
I'll take my hotdogs with ketchup only
 
2012-07-16 07:53:31 PM  
www.galenfrysinger.com
 
2012-07-16 08:15:31 PM  
If you like elephant ears find a local Portugeuse bakery they'll have them year round and are better than the ones at a fair. My fair food addiction is sausages with peppers and onions and mustard. Usually hit one fair a year in NH and head straight to Sam Joe an Ed's stand for two, "gimme two Utah". If you can locate a Portugeuse bakery also go for their sweet bread, very manually intensive to make but so good plain or buttered.
 
2012-07-16 08:24:23 PM  

genner: [www.galenfrysinger.com image 504x354]


img.photobucket.com

Happy to help.
 
2012-07-16 08:33:31 PM  

laid back w/bud light: My fair food addiction is sausages with peppers and onions and mustard. Usually hit one fair a year in NH and head straight to Sam Joe an Ed's stand for two, "gimme two Utah".


I much prefer having sausage, peppers and onions at home than at the fair. I cook the sausage out on my grill and use green and red peppers (with a touch of honey while cooking them). So good you don't need the mustard.
 
2012-07-16 08:36:13 PM  

The Muthaship: Marcintosh: Wearing fishnets

with short skirts

or skin tight jeans.

What's the point of the former if she's wearing the latter?


FIFY, got carried away, sorry
 
2012-07-16 08:49:33 PM  
Deep fried sugar, wrapped in bacon, double-dipped in chocolate and served with a chocolate malt.

That's my dream fair food.
 
2012-07-16 08:59:14 PM  
frostus
I agree with grilling at home but I like them hot and spicy so the honey would kill it for me. Red or yellow peppers and onions, hot sausage from a good butcher, and spicy mustard are my preference.
 
2012-07-16 09:18:02 PM  
farm6.static.flickr.com

Indian Taco
 
2012-07-16 09:18:10 PM  

theodopolis13: urban.derelict: KrispyKritter: i go for the Polish sausages and wursts.
[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 280x264]
yummy.

That's what she said!

more like:
4.bp.blogspot.com
amirite?


I'm going to borrow this image for another thread. Cheers.
 
2012-07-16 09:21:51 PM  

daniesmiley: [mudpuddle.files.wordpress.com image 500x375]
How about some canadian fair food brought down to the states?
Poutine anyone?
(Home fries, Brown gravy and cheese curds)

//drool


I've never had poutine and really want to try some.
 
2012-07-16 09:39:17 PM  
Fried greek yogurt with fruit sauce on the side for dipping
 
2012-07-16 09:41:52 PM  

SFSailor:

Good luck! Hope you do great, but keep in mind that a lot of those contests are poorly run by people who only think they can judge. (e.g. I once got tasting notes back that were EXACTLY opposite, both completely unrelated to my beer... found out from an inside source later that the judges were drunk and had mixed at least some of the beers up). Do it for fun, but don't get bummed if you don't win!

Over time, I've found truly-blinded tasting with beer-knowledgeable friends to be more fun and educational... but that may just be me....


Yeah, there could be some farkwaddery in there. But I have good reason to believe that there are actual, BJCP-certified people doing the judging. I'm hoping to maybe get some feedback in the form of a scoresheet!

Worst case, there's the Piedmont Brewer's Cup the month after if I want to get a serious critique. But I'm pretty confident in my booze :)
 
2012-07-16 09:46:56 PM  
Tom: Is that bacon on your turkey leg?
Ron: They call it a Swanson
 
2012-07-16 09:50:58 PM  

Trance750: halfof33: Trance750: I'm not trolling; I'm seriously stupid.

FTFY

Food Nazis are the worst kind of Nazis. They make Illinois Nazis look like carmel corn on stick.

Nope. I just believe that some kind of government mandate regarding poisonous foods is long overdue.


So you'd be for government dinner (and lunch and breakfast)?
 
2012-07-16 10:00:09 PM  
Can't believe no one has said "whole Oktoberfest rotisserie chickens"....they are outrageously good.
 
2012-07-16 10:05:20 PM  
Fried Cheese Curds. Hands down.

Unfortunately in my area (Western MA) the only fair that has them is the Big E... so of course I have to go every day for two weeks to get a year's worth.

twelve-in-twelve.com

/Good with marinara and ranch dressing.
 
2012-07-16 10:20:57 PM  
Lives in MN so getting a kick...anyway;
Roasted Corn w/ butter and salt and pepper
Fried Green Tomatoes and Corn Fritters w/ Honey Butter
Dairy Barn for a milkshake
Pork Chop on a Stick
Deep Fried Cheese Curds
Those Fish Tacos from San Filepe Grill in the Food Building.

/ took then fiancé, now husband, last year and I thought he was going to spooge when eating cheese curds.
//August 23rd through Labor Day!
///I sound fat. :(
 
2012-07-16 10:28:52 PM  

BeatrixK: 4 weeks until I get to indulge in my favorite fair food: Fire roasted corn on the cob....they dip it in melted butter, and you can shake almost any topping on it: I go for the parmensan cheese and cracked pepper.

//Don't know what they do to it...I've tried it on my grill, and it fails miserably.
//Polish off the fair meal with a delicious, powdered sugar covered funnel cake.


Try soaking the corn in sugar water for a few hours or more before grilling.
 
2012-07-16 10:29:32 PM  

gunsmack: I'm old-fashioned, or just old, gimme a classic corn dog over all this newfangled crap.

/ and get off my damn lawn


I'm another old fart. But. If you have spicy mustard, such as horseradish or especially jalapeno, it is a good match for corn dogs!

Am not making this up: I have all of that stuff in my fridge and it is dinner time :)

*poof*
 
2012-07-16 10:49:57 PM  
No one GIS'd deep fried vagina? Is this fark?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-16 11:09:38 PM  

jeaux65: onion


Finally!

i138.photobucket.com

/No stick
//Ranch please!
 
2012-07-16 11:50:57 PM  

SmackLT: A dessert, but I'd love to have rice krispy treats on a stick.


I used to sell these at work -- they look better than they taste

thechocolatelady.biz
 
2012-07-17 02:29:55 AM  
punji stick. the best ones are from nha trang
 
2012-07-17 03:06:59 AM  
Dog's tongues. Wren's livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguar's earlobes. Wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely.
 
2012-07-17 03:41:22 AM  
I miss fairs, les fêtes foraines here are just not the same. Only place you can get a corn dog is at Disneyland.
They do make some nice fair food merguez(spicy beef/lamb sausage)
farm1.staticflickr.com

Galette saucisse nice fat black peppery sausage wrapped in crepe made with buckwheat flour. I like them with lots of onions but can't find a good pic
rocketstreetfood.files.wordpress.com

And one of my favorites l'andouillette grilled chopped and mixed with onions
s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com
 
2012-07-17 03:56:28 AM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 500x375]

Indian Taco


Came here to post Indian Fry Bread.
 
2012-07-17 08:22:06 AM  
Squirrel on a Stick. Raccoon, opossum, deer or rabbit would also work.

/is a carnivore
 
2012-07-17 09:29:09 AM  

TenJed_77:
And one of my favorites l'andouillette grilled chopped and mixed with onions
[s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com image 532x400]


Mmmmmmm, pig anus! Enjoy!

/I'm all for using the whole animal, but somehow that just doesn't do it for me.
 
2012-07-17 09:56:06 AM  

mgary: TenJed_77:
And one of my favorites l'andouillette grilled chopped and mixed with onions
[s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com image 532x400]

Mmmmmmm, pig anus! Enjoy!

/I'm all for using the whole animal, but somehow that just doesn't do it for me.


If you haven't tried it don't knock it. Wasn't too fond of the idea either, ate it the first time by accident, and liked it.
 
2012-07-17 12:43:42 PM  
Country Fair Cinnamon Rolls at the Del Mar Fair.

/Screw you San Diego County. It's the Del Mar Fair, not the San Diego County Fair.
//And it's Hill Street, not Coast Highway
///Elm Street, not Carlsbad Village Drive
////Pacifica, not Del Rio West
//GET OFF MAH LAHWN!!!
 
2012-07-17 01:26:18 PM  
Spicy Corn on the Cob

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-07-17 01:27:53 PM  

knoxvelour: Tom: Is that bacon on your turkey leg?
Ron: They call it a Swanson


What's all this crap about you not eating meat? (PNSFW language)
 
2012-07-17 02:38:17 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Spicy Corn on the Cob

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x640]


People wierd me out when they don't eat sweet corn side to side.

/my wife is one of them...
 
2012-07-17 03:36:01 PM  

Mose: People wierd me out when they don't eat sweet corn side to side.

/my wife is one of them...


You don't eat her side to side?

/your wife is so fat that
 
2012-07-17 06:30:12 PM  
Escargot on a bed of roquette and garnished with sunchoke.
 
ECC
2012-07-18 04:24:13 AM  
I don't understand fair food. For me the best meal is a hamburger, Garlic green beans, and homemade apple soda. None of this dumb fried stuff.
Although, I have never had much fried food because I am allergic... so....
Ive only ever had one funnel cake. With no powdered sugar.
 
2012-07-18 11:12:07 AM  

thelordofcheese: Escargot on a bed of roquette and garnished with sunchoke.


...and SPAM.
 
2012-07-18 12:09:31 PM  

Mose: The Southern Dandy: Spicy Corn on the Cob

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 640x640]

People wierd me out when they don't eat sweet corn side to side.

/my wife is one of them...


Dude. You can break off the tip and save the rest for later. Just put it right in your pocket. It's OK.
 
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