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(National Review)   Do you like the song "This Land Is Your Land" or anything else by Woody Guthrie? Congratulations, you're a Godless America-hating communist...and probably a child molester   (nationalreview.com) divider line 134
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2012-07-16 02:15:07 PM
Felgraf: I wonder what would happen if someone introduced them to John Prine?

COUNTRY MUSIC THAT ACTIVELY OPPOSES WAR? DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERORR.

/No your flag decal won't getcha into heaven anymore...


Guthrie and Prine are far more representative of the true soul of "country" music than Folks like Toby Keith.

The Idea that country Music is "conservative" music isn't all that old, or accurate. Folk music that country music grew out of was the mountain music of the hard-rock miners of WV and the mournful blues of the sharecroppers and migrant farmers of the south, and the slowly vanishing cowboys of the west. It was the people's music, and back then the people had no great love for their oppressors and "overseers". It reall wasn't till the Vetnam war that a lot of country artists started being so reactionary. And even then it's important to note that while the drunken hillbillys of Skynrd sang about hout much they loved (the rabidly pro-segragationist) Gov. Wallace of Alabma, Johnny Cash was still singing stuff like:

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,
Why you never see bright colors on my back,
And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,
Livin' in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,
But is there because he's a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,
Or listened to the words that Jesus said,
About the road to happiness through love and charity,
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.

Well, we're doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
In our streak of lightnin' cars and fancy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held back,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,
For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,
I wear the black in mournin' for the lives that could have been,
Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,
Believen' that the Lord was on their side,
I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,
Believen' that we all were on their side.

Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Black.

 
2012-07-16 02:15:39 PM
"Blah blah blah communist pilgrims"

I don't trust this source in the slightest, so can somebody tell me if this is true?
 
2012-07-16 02:23:57 PM
thurstonxhowell: Mikey1969: It's odd that Springsteen made this choice. He lives in Rumson, N.J., a Jersey Shore enclave where the average home goes for a working-class price of $1 million. Springsteen also owns a 200-plus-acre New Jersey farm that he uses as a tax dodge.

What makes it a "tax dodge"?

[citation needed]

He has a working farm on his estate, so he pays farm property taxes on the portion that is currently a farm. He pays regular property taxes on the part of his estate where he lives. Which of course, means that Bruce Springsteen is a commie Nazi and Chris Christie gets free admission to all the buffets in the land.


That bastard... It's almost a Romneyesque level of tax dodgery...
 
2012-07-16 02:28:41 PM
Magorn: You know what NRO? I'm gonna give you part of your premise. Woody Guthrie was an open and avowed socialist and that is a socialist song bordering on a communist one. But see, that's a good thing, what with everybody having a right to their opinions and being able to throw them out into the ...what was that immortal phrase again? ah yes, "The Marketplace of Ideas"


"Pure" ideologies inevitably lead to the public stoning fo women for adultery and the blowing up of priceless cultural artifacts

Much better to live in country unafraid of having a little from column A AND a little from Column B. This leads to wonderful thinds like a free Market economy hemmed in by robust government regulation. A capitialist system with socialist features like a safety net and universal healthcare


And once we get it really rolling, we can have some serious input from the 5th Column.

/Not like that's a bad thing.
 
2012-07-16 02:31:16 PM
Considered the source, didn't bother to click.

www.sadlyno.com
 
2012-07-16 02:32:54 PM
Mikey1969: thurstonxhowell: Mikey1969: It's odd that Springsteen made this choice. He lives in Rumson, N.J., a Jersey Shore enclave where the average home goes for a working-class price of $1 million. Springsteen also owns a 200-plus-acre New Jersey farm that he uses as a tax dodge.

What makes it a "tax dodge"?

[citation needed]

He has a working farm on his estate, so he pays farm property taxes on the portion that is currently a farm. He pays regular property taxes on the part of his estate where he lives. Which of course, means that Bruce Springsteen is a commie Nazi and Chris Christie gets free admission to all the buffets in the land.

That bastard... It's almost a Romneyesque level of tax dodgery...


venturefans.org

3/4 of my property is zoned for "doing good"?
 
2012-07-16 02:41:16 PM
Felgraf: I wonder what would happen if someone introduced them to John Prine?

COUNTRY MUSIC THAT ACTIVELY OPPOSES WAR? DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERORR.

/No your flag decal won't getcha into heaven anymore...


There's a hole in Daddy's arm where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothin', I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs ~ never last too long
On broken radios.

/love those depressing songs that break yer heart
//now sing the one about the old folks
 
2012-07-16 02:43:18 PM
kevinatilusa: I actually had to check to make sure the child molester part isn't the article after today's other NRO link.

Wow! Do you think NRO is trying to commit suicide or do they truly not know how much damage they inflict upon themselves?

Hockey stick controversy

After reading both, NRO seems suicidal.
 
2012-07-16 02:53:57 PM
Kittypie070: There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me; Sign was painted, it said private property; But on the back side it didn't say nothing; This land was made for you and me.

My favorite verse.
 
2012-07-16 02:54:46 PM
Kittypie070: There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;
Sign was painted, it said private property;
But on the back side it didn't say nothing;
This land was made for you and me.


And the sign said anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight
So I jumped on the fence and-a yelled at the house, Hey! What gives you the right?
To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in
If God was here he'd tell you to your face, Man, you're some kinda sinner
 
2012-07-16 03:08:07 PM
 
2012-07-16 03:30:52 PM
Magorn: Felgraf: And even then it's important to note that while the drunken hillbillys of Skynrd sang about hout much they loved (the rabidly pro-segragationist) Gov. Wallace of Alabma ... \

Odd that you mentioned how Skynyrd's a favorite of Red State reactionary rednecks when they had lyrics like this:

Well hand guns are made for killin'
They ain't no good for nothin' else
And if you like to drink your whiskey
You might even shoot yourself
So why don't we dump 'em people
To the bottom of the sea
Before some ole fool come around here
Wanna shoot either you or me


I don't know if the de facto tribute band that uses the name Lynyrd Skynyrd still plays this song in concerts but it's rather ironic that a group that recorded a song that was (gasp) critical of guns would end up having many of their fans being NRA-backin', gun-lovin', you-can-take-my-gun-only-if-it's-from-my-cold-dead-hands types.

keylock71: What most Americans also don't know is that Guthrie didn't like his own country and wanted to fundamentally transform it along the lines of his heroes, Marx and Lenin.

Ahhh, that's the kind of simplistic, ignorant bullshiat I've come to expect from the right wing in this country...


In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;
By the relief office, I'd seen my people.
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,
Is this land made for you and me?


It's never mentioned in TFA but Guthrie's social and political attitudes were formed during the Great Depression when laissez-faire capitalism had collapsed, 25% of the people were unemployed, widespread poverty was the norm, and the people who were the ideological precursors to Lee Habeeb and the National Review were blaming the jobless and impoverished for their own plight. Seeing the disaster that was the 1930s, Guthrie was just one of many people at the time who turned to communism and/or socialism. In fact, if you ever talked to family members who were alive during that decade, you'll probably find views similar to Guthrie's were common and, given the situation, understandable.
 
2012-07-16 03:48:12 PM
NDP2: It's never mentioned in TFA but Guthrie's social and political attitudes were formed during the Great Depression when laissez-faire capitalism had collapsed, 25% of the people were unemployed, widespread poverty was the norm, and the people who were the ideological precursors to Lee Habeeb and the National Review were blaming the jobless and impoverished for their own plight. Seeing the disaster that was the 1930s, Guthrie was just one of many people at the time who turned to communism and/or socialism. In fact, if you ever talked to family members who were alive during that decade, you'll probably find views similar to Guthrie's were common and, given the situation, understandable.

Yep, I know... He even wrote a column for The Daily Worker, I believe. The "bullshiat" part is that he "didn't like his own country". I should have been clearer there. : )

CSB time: My great-grandparents were both active in the labor unions here in Fall River, MA before and during the War. My grandfather was also involved with the unions when he returned from the War. We found a whole bunch of Woody Guthrie sheet music and albums when we cleaned out his House after his death.
 
2012-07-16 03:52:09 PM
heap: holy balls christmas, they have TwinkieHouse writing for them.

i don't believe it.

*sigh*


Habeeb it.
 
2012-07-16 03:53:17 PM
fuhfuhfuh: The admins put the craziest things they can find in the green light channel. We just happen to have a bumper crop of right-kook articles thanks to them losing their collective shiat over the bombshells the Obama team have been dropping on Romney.

Our derp cup overfloweth?

And thus are we blessed!
 
2012-07-16 03:58:28 PM
Yup. Woodie Guthrie hated America so much that he wanted the nation to live up to its promise.

Paul Robeson hated the country so much that he wanted it to not lynch black men's families while they fought in Korea.

The Wobblies hated America so much that they wanted to have a slice of the American Dream for their members, and not have goons from the factories and mines lean on them for daring to ask for better wages and conditions, and maybe to not have judges throw labor organizers in jail for simply breathing.

Did it occur to folks, that the Labor movement would have even gotten a toehold in this country, if there wasn't a reason for it.

Here's the kicker, for all the folks who HATE labor unions: are you equally against the Chamber of Commerce? How about industry associations? Because if you support their right to assemble and to discuss ways to do business, and organize those businesses, and keep from stepping on each others' toes, and the legislation that they should support, then you'd best polish up your signs to support labor's right to do the same thing.

That's the thing. Labor "bosses" are actually employed by the workers. Just like the RIAA and MPAA folks are employed by studios, distributors and musicians. Not the other way around. Since the folks IN a union are actually busy with their jobs, they pay dues to have folks take care of stuff for them. The union works for the laborers. Works for the writers. Works for the actors. Works for the grips and the cameramen and lighting guys and sound guys. Why do you hate worker's right to hire their own representatives to meet with the hired representatives of their actual employers?

That's what folks get hett up about. The workers dared to hire folks to do things while they were busy working. Why are folks against job creators so much that you don't want hired representatives to meet with managements' hired representatives? Why do you hate America and free enterprise so much?
 
2012-07-16 04:24:00 PM
Didn't click on the link. Don't care what it is.

Don't care to give a morally bankrupt online fart like the NRO any indication that I want them to continue what they're doing...in any way.
 
2012-07-16 04:24:32 PM
This land is your land
this land is my land
from the northern highlands
to the western islands
From the hills of Kerry
to the streets of Free Derry
Singing this land was made for you and me.
 
2012-07-16 04:49:57 PM
hubiestubert: Did it occur to folks, that the Labor movement would have even gotten a toehold in this country, if there wasn't a reason for it.

And you know one arguement I have heard too many times, "There was a time for unions, but we don't need them now with all the government regulations and laws to protect workers"
Funny thing the people who hate unions want to do away with "industry strangling relgulations"
 
2012-07-16 05:08:24 PM
spongeboob: hubiestubert: Did it occur to folks, that the Labor movement would have even gotten a toehold in this country, if there wasn't a reason for it.

And you know one arguement I have heard too many times, "There was a time for unions, but we don't need them now with all the government regulations and laws to protect workers"
Funny thing the people who hate unions want to do away with "industry strangling relgulations"


Pretty damn much.

If you LIKE the freedom to associate, and you LIKE industry associations, then you should LIKE unions. Unions are paid representatives, just like the OTHER paid representatives sent to negotiate. They are an outgrowth of a capitalist system, and the outgrowth of our democracy. Freedom of association means folks you don't like get the same freedom. Just like freedom of religion, and freedom of speech.

America. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out if you don't like that...
 
2012-07-16 05:26:29 PM
Guthrie's "Rising Sun Blues" is the best version of "The House of the Rising Sun" you will hear. Not as emotional as Dylan's version, but more authentic sounding.
 
2012-07-16 05:29:00 PM
Epoch_Zero: Empty Matchbook: BunkoSquad: Aarontology: The Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist.

...but then saved by the addition of "Under God" in the 50s which was retroactively credited to George Washington and Ronald Reagan.

Had they retroactively retired by this point, or does it predate that?

It retroactively predates that. Twice.


Clever girl...
 
2012-07-16 06:51:32 PM
Well they took some money from a tree,
Dressed it up and they called it me.
Nobody wants to be my VP,
Nobody wants to be my VP,
Nobody wants to be my VP now.
 
2012-07-16 09:47:05 PM
Have you heard of a ship called the good Reuben James
Manned by hard fighting men both of honor and fame?
She flew the Stars and Stripes of the land of the free
But tonight she's in her grave at the bottom of the sea.

Now check out that tribute to some of our first casualties of WWII -- five weeks before Pearl Harbor -- and tell me again that Woody Guthrie hated America.
 
2012-07-16 09:55:08 PM
NDP2: It's never mentioned in TFA but Guthrie's social and political attitudes were formed during the Great Depression when laissez-faire capitalism had collapsed, 25% of the people were unemployed, widespread poverty was the norm, and the people who were the ideological precursors to Lee Habeeb and the National Review were blaming the jobless and impoverished for their own plight.

And the economy that collapsed was different from Ronpaulistan mainly in having the Federal Reserve. Gold standard, little or no regulation, few if any social programs.
 
2012-07-16 10:43:01 PM
Hobodeluxe: [talkingpointsmemo.com image 652x360]

This land is my land,this land is my land
and so is this land
and so is that land
From the Cayman islands
To the Yangtze Ri-i-ver
This land was made just for me.


This land is your land, this land is my land
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
This land was made for you and me

As I was walking a ribbon of highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
This land was made for you and me

I've roamed and rambled and I've followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me

The sun comes shining as I was strolling
The wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
This land was made for you and me

As I was walkin' - I saw a sign there
And that sign said - no tress passin'
But on the other side .... it didn't say nothin!
Now that side was made for you and me!

In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
Near the relief office - I see my people
And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
If this land's still made for you and me.
 
2012-07-16 10:57:24 PM
OH SHIAT!! Do I need to brush my HAIIIIRR!!!????


aaaaaagh


haha
 
2012-07-16 11:30:30 PM
I defy you!

I spit on your lies!

Come forth, cowards and show me your faces!
 
2012-07-17 12:28:57 AM
CptnSpldng: Felgraf: I wonder what would happen if someone introduced them to John Prine?

COUNTRY MUSIC THAT ACTIVELY OPPOSES WAR? DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERORR.

/No your flag decal won't getcha into heaven anymore...

There's a hole in Daddy's arm where all the money goes
Jesus Christ died for nothin', I suppose
Little pitchers have big ears
Don't stop to count the years
Sweet songs ~ never last too long
On broken radios.

/love those depressing songs that break yer heart
//now sing the one about the old folks


Christmas In Washington (Steve Earle)

It's Christmastime in Washington
The Democrats rehearsed
Gettin' into gear for four more years of
Things not gettin' worse
The Republicans drink whiskey neat
And thanked their lucky stars
They said, "He cannot seek another term
They'll be no more FDRs"

I sat home in Tennessee
Staring at the screen
With an uneasy feeling in my chest
And I'm wonderin' what it means

Chorus:
So come back Woody Guthrie
Come back to us now
Tear your eyes from paradise
And rise again somehow
If you run into Jesus
Maybe he can help you out
Come back Woody Guthrie to us now

I followed in your footsteps once
Back in my travelin' days
Somewhere I failed to find your trail
Now I'm stumblin' through the haze
But there's killers on the highway now
And a man can't get around
So I sold my soul for wheels that roll
Now I'm stuck here in this town

Chorus

There's foxes in the hen house
Cows out in the corn
The unions have been busted
Their proud red banners torn
To listen to the radio
You'd think that all was well
But you and me and Cisco know
It's going straight to hell

So come back, Emma Goldman
Rise up, old Joe Hill
The barracades are goin' up
They cannot break our will
Come back to us, Malcolm X
And Martin Luther King
We're marching into Selma
As the bells of freedom ring

Chorus
 
2012-07-17 12:41:36 AM
i think i just turned into zod
 
2012-07-17 03:20:39 AM
Not a Woody Guthrie song, but...

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night,
Alive as you or me
Says I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead,"
"I never died," says he.
"I never died," says he.

"In Salt Lake, Joe," says I to him,
Him standing by my bed,
"They framed you on a murder charge,"
Says Joe, "But I ain't dead,"
Says Joe, "But I ain't dead."

"The copper bosses killed you, Joe,
They shot you, Joe," says I.
"Takes more than guns to kill a man,"
Says Joe, "I didn't die,"
Says Joe, "I didn't die."

And standing there as big as life
And smiling with his eyes
Says Joe, "What they forgot to kill
Went on to organize,
Went on to organize."

"Joe Hill ain't dead," he says to me,
"Joe Hill ain't never died.
Where working men are out on strike
Joe Hill is at their side,
Joe Hill is at their side."

From San Diego up to Maine,
In every mine and mill -
Where working men defend their rights
It's there you'll find Joe Hill.
It's there you'll find Joe Hill.

I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night,
Alive as you or me
Says I, "But Joe, you're ten years dead",
"I never died," says he.
"I never died," says he.
 
2012-07-17 05:48:42 AM
Vodka Zombie: This land is my land
It's only my land
So get the hell of my land
before I shoot you.


This land is my land
It isn't your land
I have a shotgun
And you don't got one

If you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This land was made for only me
 
2012-07-17 06:01:40 AM
From Bonavista To Vancouver Island,
From the Arctic Circle,
To the Great Lake waters...

/That's the Canadian version I used to sing in school when I was a much littler sasquatch.
//Didn't even know it was an American song till a few years later.
 
2012-07-17 10:01:03 AM
Eff Guthrie, we need more Lee Greenwood!

Altogether now....


If tomorrow all the subsidies were gone,
That others worked for all their life
I'd have to beat again
That face of my children and my wife

I'd thank my lucky Bible
To be hating Muslims here today
Because the flag still stands for freedom
As long as you don't count rights for gays!

Cuz I'm proud to be an Amercian!
Where at least I can be tax free!
And I won't forget the men who lied
To give that derp to me
And I'll proudly stand up next to you
And defend Dick Armey's crap today
Cuz their ain't no doubt, I love some T.E.A.
God Bless the U.S.A.!
 
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