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(National Review)   Do you like the song "This Land Is Your Land" or anything else by Woody Guthrie? Congratulations, you're a Godless America-hating communist...and probably a child molester   (nationalreview.com) divider line 134
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2012-07-16 12:57:26 PM
unlikely: It's hard to imagine a more American use of music. This machine kills fascists.

As always, the youtube comments section makes my eyes bleed.
 
2012-07-16 12:57:56 PM
bmongar: quatchi: KKKlown Hall, Anti-American Stinker and now a Nasty Retards Online link?

Well, the Derp trifecta is now complete, innit?

*golf clap*

I think Freeper Friday has turned into Moron Monday.


Because Monday's just weren't awful enough already?

Thoughtful admins are thoughtful.

*squeezes stress ball repeatedly*
 
2012-07-16 12:58:02 PM
coeyagi: soy_bomb: Who didn't know that Woody Guthrie was a communist?
More importantly, in 2012, who actually cares?
[slowpokecomics.com image 600x400]
Oh, right, these big contributors to the gene pool.


I see the War on Women™ continues...
 
2012-07-16 12:58:03 PM
"Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.

And as through your life you travel,
Yes, as through your life you roam,
You won't never see an outlaw
Drive a family from their home."


Hipster Guthrie hated on the banksters before it was cool
 
2012-07-16 12:58:33 PM
You know what NRO? I'm gonna give you part of your premise. Woody Guthrie was an open and avowed socialist and that is a socialist song bordering on a communist one. But see, that's a good thing, what with everybody having a right to their opinions and being able to throw them out into the ...what was that immortal phrase again? ah yes, "The Marketplace of Ideas"


"Pure" ideologies inevitably lead to the public stoning fo women for adultery and the blowing up of priceless cultural artifacts

Much better to live in country unafraid of having a little from column A AND a little from Column B. This leads to wonderful thinds like a free Market economy hemmed in by robust government regulation. A capitialist system with socialist features like a safety net and universal healthcare
 
2012-07-16 12:59:48 PM
soy_bomb: coeyagi: soy_bomb: Who didn't know that Woody Guthrie was a communist?
More importantly, in 2012, who actually cares?
[slowpokecomics.com image 600x400]
Oh, right, these big contributors to the gene pool.

I see the War on Women™ continues...


They just happened to be women. Nice strawman though.
 
2012-07-16 01:00:18 PM
Who in the world could hate Woody Guthrie? Seriously? That is nearly as stupid as the "how is that hope and change working out for ya?" crap. Yeah, guess it was stupid to think we could make our country better for all it's citizens. Guess it is some kind of America hating notion to think that all our great wonders should be available to everyone, from the lowest to the top. I guess we ought to get back to our regularly scheduled money worshiping.

What the hell is wrong with Fark today anyway?
 
2012-07-16 01:00:39 PM
Vodka Zombie: This land is my land
It's only my land
So get the hell of my land
before I shoot you.


The correct verse, as handed down by generations of Boy Scouts is:

This land is my land
It is not Your land
'Cause I got a shotgun
and You ain't got one

So if you don't get off
I'll blow your head off
This land was made for me
and not you
 
2012-07-16 01:00:40 PM
quatchi: bmongar: quatchi: KKKlown Hall, Anti-American Stinker and now a Nasty Retards Online link?

Well, the Derp trifecta is now complete, innit?

*golf clap*

I think Freeper Friday has turned into Moron Monday.

Because Monday's just weren't awful enough already?

Thoughtful admins are thoughtful.

*squeezes stress ball repeatedly*


The admins put the craziest things they can find in the green light channel. We just happen to have a bumper crop of right-kook articles thanks to them loosing their collective shiat over the bombshells the Obama team have been dropping on Romney.
 
2012-07-16 01:01:04 PM
Rapmaster2000: trotsky: Bloody William: It's NRO. It's not satire.

fark's sake, if you're still obsessed with Woody Guthrie being a hippie...

/Had a notebook computer that said "THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS" on it.

That's a good idea. I like it.

Also, Lee Greenwood's crap song sucks. So overplayed and just shiat. And Lee Greenwood is a douchebag to boot. Bill Hicks would agree: we need something Death Metal-ish as an anthem and play it real loud whenever we bomb people.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x308]

If Woody Guthrie really loved America then he would have worn this stylish jacket.


The thing is, at all the stupid tourist shiat up here, Like Rushmore and the Crazy Horse monument, they play that shiat again and again and again. In fact, it's in my farking head right now. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH
 
2012-07-16 01:01:40 PM
Woody Guthrie was a better American than everyone working at NRO combined.
 
2012-07-16 01:01:44 PM
theknuckler_33: The crop yield dropped to a dangerous low, and the animal-husbandry operation nearly failed. Most people think that the Pilgrims suffered primarily from tough weather and tougher land conditions. But what really threatened their lives was bad public policy based on a bad idea.

Wow. It is shocking what these people have led themselves to believe.


Wonder if anyone ever pointed out that the early Christians were commies to this guy?
 
2012-07-16 01:02:06 PM
Lenny_da_Hog: [i262.photobucket.com image 420x255]

Isn;t amazing that when that movie was made it was considered wildly over the top satire and now it seems tame compared to say, George Bush's 2004 campaign
 
2012-07-16 01:02:11 PM
soy_bomb: coeyagi: soy_bomb: Who didn't know that Woody Guthrie was a communist?
More importantly, in 2012, who actually cares?
[slowpokecomics.com image 600x400]
Oh, right, these big contributors to the gene pool.

I see the War on Women™ continues...


You seriously are this stupid/?
 
2012-07-16 01:02:51 PM
FTFA As Will Kaufman points out in his book Woody Guthrie, American Radical, the folksinger was not driven by progressive abstractions; he dedicated every part of his life to promoting economic, social, and racial equality for all, and he did so by pushing for a dramatic transformation of America itself.
Truly a horrible monster.
 
2012-07-16 01:03:18 PM
Magorn: Lenny_da_Hog: [i262.photobucket.com image 420x255]

Isn;t amazing that when that movie was made it was considered wildly over the top satire and now it seems tame compared to say, George Bush's 2004 campaign


It foresaw the Tea Party in detail. Brilliant stuff.
 
2012-07-16 01:04:40 PM
soy_bomb: Who didn't know that Woody Guthrie was a communist?

Actually he was never a card carrying Communist though he sympathised with the socialist cause.
 
2012-07-16 01:05:17 PM
spongeboob: FTFA As Will Kaufman points out in his book Woody Guthrie, American Radical, the folksinger was not driven by progressive abstractions; he dedicated every part of his life to promoting economic, social, and racial equality for all, and he did so by pushing for a dramatic transformation of America itself.

Truly a horrible monster.


NOW do you see how close Nazis are to liberals?
 
2012-07-16 01:05:54 PM
It's odd that Springsteen made this choice. He lives in Rumson, N.J., a Jersey Shore enclave where the average home goes for a working-class price of $1 million. Springsteen also owns a 200-plus-acre New Jersey farm that he uses as a tax dodge.

What makes it a "tax dodge"?

[citation needed]

Is it any different than Crawford, TX?

As Will Kaufman points out in his book Woody Guthrie, American Radical, the folksinger was not driven by progressive abstractions; he dedicated every part of his life to promoting economic, social, and racial equality for all, and he did so by pushing for a dramatic transformation of America itself.

So what you're saying is that we should hung the bastard from a tree after staking him to an anthill?
 
2012-07-16 01:06:15 PM
Corvus: You seriously are this stupid/?

If you are going to malign someone's intelligence, please do it without superfluous punctuation.
 
2012-07-16 01:06:18 PM
Magorn: Lenny_da_Hog: [i262.photobucket.com image 420x255]

Isn;t amazing that when that movie was made it was considered wildly over the top satire and now it seems tame compared to say, George Bush's 2004 campaign


And who would have thought Network would turn into a blueprint for how to run the Media.
 
2012-07-16 01:07:00 PM
This land is your land,
this land is my land,
I drink your milkshake,
I drink it up.
 
2012-07-16 01:07:04 PM
soy_bomb: Corvus: You seriously are this stupid/?

If you are going to malign someone's intelligence, please do it without superfluous punctuation.


Best part.................... forever?

He's on your team, dude (or, maybe he IS you).
 
2012-07-16 01:09:33 PM
fuhfuhfuh: We just happen to have a bumper crop of right-kook articles thanks to them loosing their collective shiat over the bombshells the Obama team have been dropping on Romney.

The Bain stuff appears to have the right lashing out like Michael Meyers at the end of Halloween II just before Donald Pleasence blows him up.
 
2012-07-16 01:09:42 PM
soy_bomb: coeyagi: soy_bomb: Who didn't know that Woody Guthrie was a communist?
More importantly, in 2012, who actually cares?
[slowpokecomics.com image 600x400]
Oh, right, these big contributors to the gene pool.

I see the War on Women™ continues...


Nobody is taking their right to wear tasteless political fashion choices.
 
2012-07-16 01:09:51 PM
bmongar: quatchi: KKKlown Hall, Anti-American Stinker and now a Nasty Retards Online link?

Well, the Derp trifecta is now complete, innit?

*golf clap*

I think Freeper Friday has turned into Moron Monday.


Every day is Freeperday!

/it's time for Drew to come out and admit he is a Freeper
 
2012-07-16 01:11:41 PM
Vodka Zombie: This land is my land
It's only my land
So get the hell of my land
before I shoot you.


No, it's:
This land is my land,
It isn't your land.
I've got a shotgun
And you ain't got one.
If you don't get off,
I'll blow your head off.

This land is Private Property.


You need to brush up on your alternate lyrics... ;-)
 
2012-07-16 01:11:55 PM
I remember my Glenn Beck loving mother in law telling me a year or two ago how he wrote that song to indoctrinate the youth of American with his socialist views.
 
2012-07-16 01:12:37 PM
coeyagi: He's on your team, dude (or, maybe he IS you).

Dramatic chipmunk.jpg!
 
2012-07-16 01:13:02 PM
BunkoSquad: Aarontology: The Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist.

...but then saved by the addition of "Under God" in the 50s which was retroactively credited to George Washington and Ronald Reagan.


Had they retroactively retired by this point, or does it predate that?
 
2012-07-16 01:14:55 PM
Empty Matchbook: BunkoSquad: Aarontology: The Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist.

...but then saved by the addition of "Under God" in the 50s which was retroactively credited to George Washington and Ronald Reagan.

Had they retroactively retired by this point, or does it predate that?


It retroactively predates that. Twice.
 
2012-07-16 01:17:58 PM
Maud Dib: xnecron: Last three greens: TownHall, AmericanThinker, and NRO.

Get your heads out of your asses, please.


It's a full on Derpfest today.
Breitbart link in 3..2..1..


I'd guess stormfront with a headline that goes something like...

"Meanwhile, over at Stormfront, they're planning for a race war"

tagged amusing so you know it's just a joke
 
2012-07-16 01:19:52 PM
I think I hate myself right now. Yes, I did this. Help meeee.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-16 01:21:06 PM
I could feel the brain cells explode in an attempt to save the greater good. Ow. What the hell man? I don't
I mean
Whaaa?

Really?

Are we sniffing glue today? OMG! Woody Guthrie Centennial - he was really a COMMUNIST!! *SNIFF* *SNIFF* *SNORT*

Socialism DOES NOT EQUAL SOVIET COMMUNISM! And furthermore, last I checked it's been 21 years since the COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION!
And let's face it, the Soviets knew their brand of "communism" was just a less than clever ruse for totalitarianism.

And we're no where close to being a "socialist" country -- and not because the Republican obstructionist Congress "Saving the day from Socialism" (hint, the ACA is law, jackasses, now get back to work.)

This is why we can't have nice things.

/was in the Soviet Union the summer of the collapse. left 2 weeks before. "Communism" was a joke and not an economic theory to be feared. Totalitarian jackassery and party first mentality is though. I'm looking at you Republicans.
 
2012-07-16 01:22:20 PM
talkingpointsmemo.com

This land is my land,this land is my land
and so is this land
and so is that land
From the Cayman islands
To the Yangtze Ri-i-ver
This land was made just for me.


 
2012-07-16 01:22:54 PM
Kittypie070: I think I hate myself right now. Yes, I did this. Help meeee.

[i.imgur.com image 600x492]


soy_bomb: Where are all the white women at (that are having war waged upon them by liebruls)?
 
2012-07-16 01:25:53 PM
What most Americans also don't know is that Guthrie didn't like his own country and wanted to fundamentally transform it along the lines of his heroes, Marx and Lenin.

Ahhh, that's the kind of simplistic, ignorant bullshiat I've come to expect from the right wing in this country...


In the squares of the city, In the shadow of a steeple;
By the relief office, I'd seen my people.
As they stood there hungry, I stood there asking,
Is this land made for you and me?
 
2012-07-16 01:28:53 PM
Evil Twin Skippy: Magorn: Lenny_da_Hog: [i262.photobucket.com image 420x255]

Isn;t amazing that when that movie was made it was considered wildly over the top satire and now it seems tame compared to say, George Bush's 2004 campaign

And who would have thought Network would turn into a blueprint for how to run the Media.


I can't tell you how many times I've yelled at a TV "Network was a SATIRE not a how-to manual!" at the Teevee much to consternation of my wife and my cat
 
2012-07-16 01:29:17 PM
I wonder if the NRO even acknowledges that Communists were allies of the United States during WWII?
 
2012-07-16 01:29:25 PM
BunkoSquad: Aarontology: The Pledge of Allegiance was written by a socialist.

...but then saved by the addition of "Under God" in the 50s which was retroactively credited to George Washington and Ronald Reagan.


Needs to be retroactively retired (like Romney).
 
2012-07-16 01:30:50 PM
Lenny_da_Hog: Magorn: Lenny_da_Hog: [i262.photobucket.com image 420x255]

Isn;t amazing that when that movie was made it was considered wildly over the top satire and now it seems tame compared to say, George Bush's 2004 campaign

It foresaw the Tea Party in detail. Brilliant stuff.


Holy Crap! I never thought of that but you are right! It nailed them right down to the "neo-colonial" fashion choices didn't it?
 
2012-07-16 01:37:04 PM
rufus-t-firefly: spongeboob: FTFA As Will Kaufman points out in his book Woody Guthrie, American Radical, the folksinger was not driven by progressive abstractions; he dedicated every part of his life to promoting economic, social, and racial equality for all, and he did so by pushing for a dramatic transformation of America itself.

Truly a horrible monster.

NOW do you see how close Nazis are to liberals?


Yes as in not very close at all.
 
2012-07-16 01:38:13 PM
 
2012-07-16 01:41:56 PM
Mikey1969: It's odd that Springsteen made this choice. He lives in Rumson, N.J., a Jersey Shore enclave where the average home goes for a working-class price of $1 million. Springsteen also owns a 200-plus-acre New Jersey farm that he uses as a tax dodge.

What makes it a "tax dodge"?

[citation needed]


He has a working farm on his estate, so he pays farm property taxes on the portion that is currently a farm. He pays regular property taxes on the part of his estate where he lives. Which of course, means that Bruce Springsteen is a commie Nazi and Chris Christie gets free admission to all the buffets in the land.
 
2012-07-16 01:42:26 PM
Kittypie070: This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me.

As I went walking that ribbon of highway
I saw above me that endless skyway
I saw below me that golden valley
This land was made for you and me.

I roamed and I rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
While all around me a voice was sounding
This land was made for you and me.

There was a big high wall there that tried to stop me;
Sign was painted, it said private property;
But on the back side it didn't say nothing;
This land was made for you and me.

When the sun came shining, and I was strolling
And the wheat fields waving and the dust clouds rolling
A voice was chanting, As the fog was lifting,
This land was made for you and me.

This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me.


ALL THESE VERSES ARE YOURS.
REMEMBER THEM.
REMEMER HIM THAT WROTE THEM.


don't be pissed when you find me on your couch tonight :)
 
2012-07-16 01:45:40 PM
I wonder what would happen if someone introduced them to John Prine?

COUNTRY MUSIC THAT ACTIVELY OPPOSES WAR? DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERORR.

/No your flag decal won't getcha into heaven anymore...
 
2012-07-16 01:46:03 PM
Kittypie070: This land is your land, this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream waters
This land was made for you and me.

...

ALL THESE VERSES ARE YOURS.
REMEMBER THEM.
REMEMER HIM THAT WROTE THEM.


you left out the "forgotten verse" ..


In the squares of the city - In the shadow of the steeple
Near the relief office - I see my people
And some are grumblin' and some are wonderin'
If this land's still made for you and me.
 
2012-07-16 01:49:31 PM
Fart_Machine: [njnnetwork.com image 400x400]

I can see why the author hates the man.


I have always loved that photo. And I have always wanted to party with the beer-toting chick standing behind him. I'll bet she was fun.
 
2012-07-16 01:58:36 PM
I actually had to check to make sure the child molester part isn't the article after today's other NRO link.
 
2012-07-16 02:00:26 PM
OF all the things, of all the mother farking things, OF ALL THE MOTHER farkING THINGS IN THIS MOTHER farkING WORLD THAT THESE MOTHER farkING REACTIONARY THEOCRATS COULD MOTHERfarkING TRY TO DO

WHAT THE MOTHER :DJNAWBN

I am so mad. So very very mad. And pissed off. Seriously. SERIOUSLY. SERIOSULYNWAT:AKJ

I can't even type correctly.

These.... 'people', and I use the term very loosely, can't even be called 'Conservative'. No, they're Reactionary - they want to roll things back.

Seriously.

My farking god.

I've endured countless things. I"ve seen countless things. And this, THIS is the final straw for me, with regards to the so-called 'Right Wing' here in the United States.

Civilization works because of common assent to the law, and common mutual respect for one another's property and rights. Modern Republicans cannot, therefore, be called 'Civilized', and they are destroying the Republic from the inside, much like a strong acid in a very soluable container.

My god.
 
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