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(Short List)   Because nothing says Thanksgiving in America better than a steaming hot cup of 7-Eleven mashed potatoes   (shortlist.com) divider line 17
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2012-07-16 10:38:26 AM  
I would at least try it if they offered it here. However, their "corn dog rollers" are so disappointing I wouldn't get my hopes up.
 
2012-07-16 10:43:57 AM  
Does 7-11 still sell the Double Gulp? If so can you fill it with mashed potatoes?
 
2012-07-16 10:52:09 AM  
America sounds fat.
 
2012-07-16 11:10:55 AM  
i find this more wrong...

www.beyondthekitchensink.com
 
2012-07-16 11:43:18 AM  
That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?
 
2012-07-16 01:00:43 PM  

indoorplant: i find this more wrong...

[www.beyondthekitchensink.com image 500x667]


Came for Bob Evans Biscuits n Gravy dispenser. Leaving happy.
 
2012-07-16 01:19:52 PM  

offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?


You have't seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, have you?
 
2012-07-16 02:52:25 PM  

imagonyx123: offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?

You have't seen 2 Girls 1 Cup yet, have you?


Watching the video in the article reminded me of just that.
 
2012-07-16 09:01:26 PM  
I need this - but with guacamole.
 
2012-07-16 11:04:06 PM  
I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.
 
2012-07-16 11:52:42 PM  
For years, Thanksgiving was not complete until I picked up KFC mashed potatoes before heading to the inlaws house. They never wanted to mess with making them themselves.

/I can't imagine the BE gravy machine would let the bigger chunks of sausage thru ... kinda spoils it for me. BTW, the gravy is healthier than the biscuits. Look it up.
 
2012-07-17 02:47:50 AM  

offmymeds: That is absolutely one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. People actually put that in their mouths?


When I read TFA I felt a massive wave of depression overtake the very core of my soul in ways that only the most craven and negligent consumerist shenanigans can do. Just thinking about workers refilling the machines with powdered potato mix literally makes my stomach crawl, let alone someone actually throwing money into the abomination and partaking in it's whipped sin and gravy offal.
 
2012-07-17 07:51:22 AM  

highwayrun: I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.


What's that, it takes a few scant pennies to produce a serving which can then be sold for... 99¢? $1.99 even?

/if you can't sell something for 5x what it cost to produce, it is not worth selling
//general rule of thumb in consumerism
///you would not believe the mark-up
//buy your hand tools, hardware in bulk online, you will save hundreds over buying them retail, even after shipping costs
 
2012-07-17 09:08:47 AM  

King Something: Singapore America sounds fat.

 
2012-07-17 09:47:50 AM  
She's ok with this:

ftgdw.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-07-17 11:16:19 AM  
Why shouldn't we have a gas station version of one of America's favorite foods. With restaurants like http://www.heartattackgrill.com, started by people that made millions in the weight loss industry, why wouldn't we have another way to help improve the obesity across America?
 
2012-07-19 04:47:25 PM  

highwayrun: I don't understand the appeal of biscuits and gravy. It's flour and a little bit of shortening, topped with a gluey paste of flour and a little bit of grease. Flour, topped with flour, in flour sauce.


Cuz it's so farking good. That's why.
 
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