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abhorrent1		2012-07-16 10:21:49 AM

Earf, subtard

Ceiling Moran		2012-07-16 10:33:07 AM

Will & Jaiden Smith's spaceship will travel back in time to 1908 on its way to Earf, causing the Tunguska explosion, thus completing the ABSO-pharkING-LUTELY STUPID-ASS SHAMALAMADINGDONG ~~causal loop~~ lame twist ending.

Lor M. Ipsum		2012-07-16 10:37:10 AM

I can't wait to forget this movie ever existed.

dfacto		2012-07-16 10:37:52 AM

If we're lucky we'll get a cool Will Smith song out of it. Otherwise the film will probably suck.

Jim from Saint Paul		2012-07-16 10:47:28 AM

The Twist?

SKYLER RAIGE ISN'T DEAD.

/BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Bloodcorn		2012-07-16 10:58:16 AM

Is M. a Scientologist yet?

Hack Patooey		2012-07-16 11:16:02 AM

dfacto: If we're lucky we'll get a cool Will Smith song out of it. Otherwise the film will probably suck.

Charlie Mack is the first out the airlock

Thunderboy		2012-07-16 11:17:21 AM

"Cypher Raige"?

Fark you, Pingpong-a-dingdong.

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-07-16 11:46:07 AM

Thunderboy: "Cypher Raige"?

Fark you, Pingpong-a-dingdong.

Apropos of nothing, I ended up having to deal with two different people in the last month whose last name actually was Cypher. I've yet to meet a 'Raige', however.

douchebag/hater		2012-07-16 12:45:42 PM

Wow. That had 'suck' written all over it.

unchellmatt		2012-07-16 12:46:06 PM

Saw the name M. Night Shyamalan and just closed the window. When you manage to achieve making movies so bad that they cause Uwe Boll to say "Oh shiat, that movies sucked balls", it really is just time to stop. He NEEDS to stop.

LasersHurt		2012-07-16 12:47:39 PM

Will Smith - Alrighty
Jaiden Smith - uhhh, well, okay
Shyamalan - FK this

rickane58		2012-07-16 01:01:53 PM

Is is just me, or was all the sound in that video on the right?

liverpoolumd		2012-07-16 01:04:56 PM

M. Night Shyamalan - Turning good ideas bad since "I SEE DEAD PEOPLE"

fark'emfeed'emfish		2012-07-16 01:17:36 PM

so lets see, it turns out that they WERE THE CREW WHO CRASHED IN 1908!

Marshall Willenholly		2012-07-16 01:30:28 PM

So what do his friends call him? Just "M."?

Great_Milenko		2012-07-16 02:23:16 PM

dfacto: If we're lucky we'll get a cool Will Smith song out of it. Otherwise the film will probably suck.

Well, there's a first time for everything...

Ceiling Moran		2012-07-16 02:30:37 PM

fark'emfeed'emfish: so lets see, it turns out that they WERE THE CREW WHO CRASHED IN 1908!

Yeah, I already said that.

KarmicDisaster		2012-07-16 05:24:19 PM

Wasn't like every other STTNG episode "must ..reach.. rescue... beacon" which is always placed conveniently close on a planetary scale?

Ablejack		2012-07-16 05:30:36 PM

I'm reminded of a Borges story considering the vastness of space. In the story there is a predicted and inevitable apocalypse in like 200 yrs. We earthlings decide to send a great ark to the nearest inhabitable planet to begin the population anew. The thing is, the planet is so far away that it will take about 500 yrs to get there. Many generations of these space pilgrims will be born, live and die enroute to the surrogate earth. Upon arrival they are shocked to have a welcoming party waiting to greet them as heroes. As it turned out, about 100 years after they left, space travel technology allowed all those left behind to zip along to the new planet in a matter of hours. They had been anticipating for centuries the old ark's arrival.

Giltric		2012-07-16 06:10:15 PM

fark'emfeed'emfish: so lets see, it turns out that they WERE THE CREW WHO CRASHED IN 1908!

They got Harry Turtledove to do some script rewrites and the movie now takes place in 1832

Okoboji		2012-07-16 07:26:32 PM

Jebus, as soon as you read the summary and watch the video, you KNOW what the twist is. The guy's not even remotely trying any more.

Winktologist		2012-07-16 11:30:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: The Twist?

SKYLER RAIGE ISN'T DEAD.

/BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

And he BANGS HIS GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER

crab66		2012-07-17 06:09:08 AM

Well that was generic, predictable and dumb.

fark'emfeed'emfish		2012-07-18 07:51:50 AM

Ceiling Moran: fark'emfeed'emfish: so lets see, it turns out that they WERE THE CREW WHO CRASHED IN 1908!

Yeah, I already said that.

he's that predictable

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