Optimus Primate: "6:00 p.m. - Most major hotel chains, including Marriott, Sheraton and Hilton, have several locations in and around the city, including Waikiki Beach."You have got to be kidding me.
theorellior: This is basically filler material for when someone misses a deadline. I wonder if old newspaper people don't realize that if you neglect to run a story on a website, there's not a long strip of white newsprint to tell everyone something went wrong. You just don't make the html page.
HotIgneous Intruder: When I worked in editorial, I used to call it the stuff that fills in the space around the ads.
theorellior: HotIgneous Intruder: When I worked in editorial, I used to call it the stuff that fills in the space around the ads.But how would the advertisers feel with having this dreck associated with their ads?
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Also, I know nothing about history and I am a shill for Universal Pictures.
HotIgneous Intruder: Plus, the writing was so powerful it took two editors to beat it into submission:"(Editing by Patricia Reaney and Kenneth Barry)"/Bet they have masters degrees from Medill and Syracuse.//Zorianna Kit is a lady, dudes.
BalugaJoe: Honolulu is so gross.
Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: /Bet they have masters degrees from Medill and Syracuse.
Nightsweat: You think that's bad, they sent noted hack and Royko-wanna-be-but-isn't-fit-to-carry-Royko's-jockstrap John Kass to Greece not so much to report on the financial crisis but on -- Well, I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he was trying to report on.For optimum entertainment, watch Kass's opinion videos on the Trib site. They're masterpieces of illiteracy. It's like watching a raccoon talk about nuclear physics.
DmGdDawg: Hey, boss...I have a great idea for a story.....[www.realdoll.com image 384x760]
superdude72: Harvey Manfrenjensenjen:/Bet they have masters degrees from Medill and Syracuse.OUCH! Medill '93 grad here. Don't be mean. Haven't we suffered enough? There were actually a lot of smart, talented people at Medill when I was a student, and there was a time when there were good jobs for them. Too bad the leveraged-buyout kings gutted what was left of newspapers and filled their pages with crap for a fraction of the cost of real journalism. It's not a sustainable business model, however. Obviously.
trappedspirit: Next story, "Two chicks at the same time"
abfalter: trappedspirit: Next story, "Two chicks at the same time"Over-rated.Won't say what happened, or I'll get a CSB. But... overrated.
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