I don't have the image with me, but the first photo immediately brought to mind some footage my company shot in a creek in Oklahoma. A couple of members of our production team were looking around and one of them pulled from the water an ashen, eroded baby doll head with the torn, washed-out fabric of its clothes hanging off of it.

I was watching this footage in my office and I nearly jumped out of my chair.

missed one.

I had #7 and #19 gives me the chills.

Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts

ArkAngel: Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me

Dude, I'm so wasted.

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

It was a limited edition Barbie they only sold while Alien 3 was in theaters.

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

Oh good. I'm not the only one who noticed that.

#8 is actually pretty cool in an underbitey way.

/I call the big one Underbitey

Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

I think that all of these toys were featured at some point in the kid's room for The Woman in Black.

/spooky-ass movie
//also, the oozinator is strangely missing

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Pregnancy Barbie. It's supposed to help parents teach kids where babies come from, generally around the time they get younger siblings. My friend's kids have one and hate the Barbie and gave the baby to Batman to raise. It is the source of much amusement to us adults as now Batman is constantly dressed in a pink apron because he takes care of the baby while fighting crime.

Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:



Many sleepless nights ensued.

This gem belongs in the Nightside:

I think it should only count if it's UNINTENTIONALLY creepy.

If you're trying to scare the bejeezis out of someone and succeed, it's a win, not a fail.

I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

Holy crap! I think we have number 17.

My wife has a friend with whom we exchange gifts for our children, every year. The problem is she's one of the cheapest people I've ever met, despite having some money. We always get toys that look like they've been used, even though I'm pretty sure they were bought at an actual store. My guess is that the original owner got tired of whatever it was, returned it to the store, then the store re-sold it with an "open box" discount. One year, it was #17. Yes, it's every bit as creepy as the picture.

Question: if she gives us a used gift this year, can I finally refuse to accept it?

Does candy count?



"YOU WILL TASTE MY ETERNAL TORMENT!"

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

One of my college roommates had a giant stuffed bear with realistic human teeth, and a fixed grin like you'd see in a toothpaste commercial. It freaked me the hell out.

I collect old talking toys like Teddy Ruxpin & Grubby, who some might think are creepy in and of themselves, but I also have an old Worlds of Wonder talking Mickey Mouse that my daughter is positively terrified of. He looks just like this:



My daughter swears up & down that the thing gives her the stink eye.

LawrencePerson: I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x462]

Holy crap, me too!

This is what happens when you forget to seal your cross-dimensional demon portals when you are finished with them.

FishyFred: A couple of members of our production team were looking around and one of them pulled from the water an ashen, eroded baby doll head with the torn, washed-out fabric of its clothes hanging off of it.

LawrencePerson: Does candy count?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 469x484]

Looks like Dora's been exploring the sewer again. Visine and antibiotics, stat!

Ok, I know I should've been warned off by the "creepiest toys of all time" part of the headline, but holy hell! I'm having nightmares tonight. Thanks for submitting that at midnight, subby!

\This is the sort of thing that drives you back into the arms of exboyfriends.

In the early 90's there were squirt guns that launched out this thickened water goo. I think the commercials lasted on tv one week.

Along with those vibrating Harry Potter broom, those were epic bad ideas.

Enemabag Jones: In the early 90's there were squirt guns that launched out this thickened water goo. I think the commercials lasted on tv one week.

Along with those vibrating Harry Potter broom, those were epic bad ideas.

the sandusky soaker

Mr, Creosote?

Johnny Bananapeel: Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x303]

Many sleepless nights ensued.

Had one as a kid. This may explain my love for making haunted houses to this day.

Those are called dolls. I don't play with dolls unless they have 3 holes and life-like hair.

fusillade762: Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Meh. I had one of these as a kid:

[www.human-anatomy.com image 210x493]

I could have sworn mine had a little babby you could swap in, but hell if I can find a pic.


Yep, that's a Visible woman assemblable anatomy figure, where you put in all the organs and had the option of a pregnant belly with a 7 month fetus.

RatMaster999: Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only kid to be terrorized by that thing.

Dadoo: 17

We have him too. Yano

Yano on Youtube

"In the village of PENdarrr..."

What a bore. I grew up with 5 older brothers. By the time the toys got to me, they were unrecognizable. Playing with toys in my house consisted of a makeshift Freddy Krueger mask and broken power tools.

You're welcome.

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

If it makes you feel any better, you can pretend that they're Pacu fish teeth.

Enemabag Jones: In the early 90's there were squirt guns that launched out this thickened water goo. I think the commercials lasted on tv one week.

Along with those vibrating Harry Potter broom, those were epic bad ideas.

I have one of those Harry Potter brooms. It was a birthday gift from a family member. I've never taken it out of the packaging, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intimidated by its powers of "swooping" vibraton.

Poldana: RatMaster999: Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only kid to be terrorized by that thing.

Nope. I had one too.

I always felt like I was supposed to be having fun with it, but I never much liked the adrenaline over-dump that ensued at some random point during "Pop Goes the Weasel".

/still can't hear that song without bracing myself

XplodedSynapses: Is number 22 Hoops or Yoyo?

No, it's ChooChooBear....

Gyrfalcon: Also, most of these are not "creepy" as much as they are "old and broken." I was hoping for the deadly toys that seared our souls and were actually sold on the open market.

The only one that really qualifies is that stupid cymbal-banging monkey.

I cannot look at one of those monkeys without thinking about that one Stephen King story called, appropriately, "The Monkey." Ding ding ding! Who's dead now...?

/Perhaps a good pair of chattery teeth would protect me from such horrors.

I remember bad dreams about this thing...

List fails without an image of little miss no-name

I would like to add my solidarity and support to my brethren who were also terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box.

AngryPoet: I remember bad dreams about this thing...
[unrealitymag.com image 480x353]

You can see it in person at the Planet Hollywood restaurant at Caesar's Palace.

CthulhuCalling: AngryPoet: I remember bad dreams about this thing...
[unrealitymag.com image 480x353]

You can see it in person at the Planet Hollywood restaurant at Caesar's Palace.

I will remember that on my next trip to Vegas...though I might freak out and go Jimi Hendrix on it with some lighter fluid...

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

Link

Almost!

The FaceBank....

If only this thing had some hair

Anybody else getting a Gentle Giant feel off this one?

jeaux65: Pretty sure #22 comes alive at night to collect teeth. #14 was just stupid. And all the rest of them my brain literally screamed "What the fark is that?!" with each image. *shudder*

#22 was probably sewn together by Ed Gein. Probably filled with teeth and the exterior is dyed bloodstained women's underpants.

I really, really, really, #19 as a bigger picture. I wanna use it as a background for some reason.

/so I'm messed up in the head.
//I'm on fark aren't I?
///Missuse of slashies? Don't care.

tailormadebassist: I really, really, really, #19 as a bigger picture. I wanna use it as a background for some reason.

/so I'm messed up in the head.
//I'm on fark aren't I?
///Missuse of slashies? Don't care.

You really the whole thing?

These always freak me out



Chucky looking motherfarkers....

Vince?

6, 8, 14, 15, 22
Good God.

Sarzec: These always freak me out

[images.craigslist.org image 277x450]

Chucky looking motherfarkers....

This was in our house before we bought it, and I'm not 100% sure it doesn't still haunt the place. (pic is from realtor walk-through)

WTF was this thing about? I was too young to remember, but I still feel a lingering sense of fear over it.

Granolabar: Ok, I know I should've been warned off by the "creepiest toys of all time" part of the headline, but holy hell! I'm having nightmares tonight. Thanks for submitting that at midnight, subby!

\This is the sort of thing that drives you back into the arms of exboyfriends.

How YOU doin'?

/Not an ex . . . yet

If the tag is any indication, we're only seeing the underside of #2. Which is a pity, cuz it looks like more of the more interesting ones..

Sarzec: These always freak me out

[images.craigslist.org image 277x450]

Chucky looking motherfarkers....

My mom weirded out years ago and got into this sort of thing. There's like half a dozen life-size child dolls around the place.

It's extra odd because she wasn't exactly the tender, nurturing kind of mom.



Kinda gives me this kinda vibe, actually.

The kitty meows, opens and closes its eyes and mouth, moves its ears, turns its head, lays back, and raises a paw to lick and clean itself. Dear god that's wrong.

Actually the whole line of "Fur Real" animatronic "pets" elicits a LOT of "kill it... kill it WITH FIRE!!" reactions. There's a lot of lifelike animals in that line, too.

RangerTaylor: Granolabar: Ok, I know I should've been warned off by the "creepiest toys of all time" part of the headline, but holy hell! I'm having nightmares tonight. Thanks for submitting that at midnight, subby!

\This is the sort of thing that drives you back into the arms of exboyfriends.

How YOU doin'?

/Not an ex . . . yet

Exboyfriends, future exboyfriends. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.

#22 is my new avatar.

Thanks Fark!

largedon: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x833]
Dude, I'm so wasted.

Every time I see this frakker it gives me the shivers.

Check out the link below. One is 'You can shave the baby' where a baby has a werewolf syndrome with an orange jew-fro, a serious 70's bush and hairy ankles.

I sort of want the facebank.

/Both are from Japan, go figure.

Link

http://weburbanist.com/2010/02/02/creepy-dolls-12-weird-and-scary-kids -toys/?ref=search&utm_campaign=googimages&utm_source=images&utm_medium =other

/Don't tell me what isn't fetchable.

When I was in NYC, I found a wind-up stuffed bear in the trash. I took it home for some reason. It had this action that was supposed to turn the pages of a book, but the book was missing. His spine had been detached, so his head was hanging forlornly. As a result, when you wound him up, he'd just keep smacking his head, making it flop and gyrate. I called him "The Bear of Woe." I gave him to a friend.

Oznog: [kittycatvideos.com image 480x360]

The kitty meows, opens and closes its eyes and mouth, moves its ears, turns its head, lays back, and raises a paw to lick and clean itself. Dear god that's wrong.

Actually the whole line of "Fur Real" animatronic "pets" elicits a LOT of "kill it... kill it WITH FIRE!!" reactions. There's a lot of lifelike animals in that line, too.

I'd say they're actually a good example of the "uncanny valley" in non-humans.

IronTom: Johnny Bananapeel: Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:

Wow, I think I had one of those. As a before being able to remember anything. It is bringing back memories of those little plastic dinosaurs that you would melt into plastic rectangles, and they would somehow return to the dinosaur shape somehow.

Sounds like you're thinking of the Strange Change toy. Still remember burning the crap out of myself with the thing.

Brytanica1: I would like to add my solidarity and support to my brethren who were also terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box.

Yes, me as well, but for that matter, is there anyone who wasn't terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box as a child?

I was also fascinated by it ... it was like pulling off a scab.

#19 made me chuckle uneasily

Paging Stuart Ashen...

The hospital here has a touch-sensitive "robotic cat" for the dementia patients to play with. Looks pretty realistic apart from the dead, staring eyes. And when I visited, its batteries were wearing out. So when I touched it, it made this long, drawn-out, unhealthy-sounding kinda wail/moan that will haunt my nightmares until the day I die.

/kill it with fire

ciberido: Brytanica1: I would like to add my solidarity and support to my brethren who were also terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box.

Yes, me as well, but for that matter, is there anyone who wasn't terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box as a child?

I was also fascinated by it ... it was like pulling off a scab.

Just because I ran like a cat with its tail on fire whenever the flat-topped demon clown sprang from the box, didn't mean I'd be sneaking back to slam it back in its gaily-painted cubic prison a moment later...and start the cycle all over again.

That's an oddly low-numbered patent.


What US9936 may look like:


I'm nut sure what use a chimp has for a rudder brace.

/ok, it could be a different country's patent index, but it still seems an improbably low number
//they really gave utilitarian mechanical gizmos some nice aesthetic touches, back when

Screaming and running away....fast!

miss diminutive:

Mother of Fark, I hate that damn monkey. The lady that babysat me for few years had one, and it gave me nightmares for years. Toy Story 3 was hard to watch.

When I was around 4 years old, I apparently asked for one of these for Christmas. My mom actually still has the letter to "Santa" to prove it. I actually enjoyed playing with that thing. Looking back, though, I wonder "WTF?"

Isildur: That's an oddly low-numbered patent.

Could be a Taiwanese patent number given that it was made in Taiwan. The Taiwanese patent office's online search doesn't go back very far. A search for patent number 100,000 returns a result dated 1987.

That said, I'm likely misinterpreting the query I did, since they seem to have a peculiar numbering system. But, that numbering system may not have been in effect back then.

These toys are certainly creepy.

But not as creepy as environmentalism.

#14....

Quaid, start the reactor.

LawrencePerson: I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x462]

Best I can find on that is that it's somehow related to "Hob's Lane", an album by a group called "The Hare and the Moon". Album art, maybe? If it was ever associated with a movie, I haven't been able to find it.

Also I ctrl + F'd the thread, but didn't read the whole thing, so if someone answered your question already, pardon.

Enemabag Jones: Check out the link below. One is 'You can shave the baby' where a baby has a werewolf syndrome with an orange jew-fro, a serious 70's bush and hairy ankles.

I sort of want the facebank.

/Both are from Japan, go figure.

Link

Apart from the one that's from Poland. "You Can Shave the Baby" is by Polish artist Zbignew Libera. Some potentially NSFW stuff.

OH MY farkING GOD THATS AWESOME!
I need one of these and a ogre sized replica costume without the head to follow it around on holloween.

RatMaster999: ciberido: Brytanica1: I would like to add my solidarity and support to my brethren who were also terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box.

Yes, me as well, but for that matter, is there anyone who wasn't terrified of the Pop Goes the Weasel Jack in the Box as a child?

I was also fascinated by it ... it was like pulling off a scab.

Just because I ran like a cat with its tail on fire whenever the flat-topped demon clown sprang from the box, didn't mean I'd be sneaking back to slam it back in its gaily-painted cubic prison a moment later...and start the cycle all over again.

I clicked the link figuring "hey, they won't have the psycho-in-a-box that terrorized me as a child, it's OK". I may have wet myself when I got to #13, now I need to go home and change.

haemaker: All around the mulberry bush
the monkey chased the weasel
the monkey thought 'twas all in good fun
POP goes the weasel.

DAMMITALLTOHELLIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU

3 feet tall -- standing in your closet




/why so serious?

"Breeder Barbie?"

give me doughnuts: "Gah!" indeed. #22 is creeptastic.

I think that's one of those WII bunnies running around whacking you with the tennis racket.

Action Seal: LawrencePerson: I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x462]

Best I can find on that is that it's somehow related to "Hob's Lane", an album by a group called "The Hare and the Moon". Album art, maybe? If it was ever associated with a movie, I haven't been able to find it.

Also I ctrl + F'd the thread, but didn't read the whole thing, so if someone answered your question already, pardon.

A little more research reveals that it appears to be a photograph taken by an Italian photographer named Roberto Kusterle, if anyone still cares. I just really enjoyed that picture and wanted to find out more about it. A GIS of his name results in all sorts of neat stuff, including the picture originally posted in this thread.

RatMaster999: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 500x375]

Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

I had it, too.

Is the long-lost cousin of...




??

Had this one. Knew it was creepy, still loved it: Boglin:





Creepy hand puppet. With controls on the inside, you could control eye movement, eyebrows, and the mouth.

Ed Grubermann: Johnny Bananapeel: Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x303]

Many sleepless nights ensued.

God bless Aurora Plastics. I had tons of their models.

I built this again about two years ago. The molds they use are kinda worn out so a little extra sanding and filler was needed but it came out great. I'm working on 'The Witch' right now. It was molded from mostly clear plastic. It is going to be fun experimenting with paint from the back side of the pieces.

LawrencePerson: Does candy count?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 469x484]

"YOU WILL TASTE MY ETERNAL TORMENT!"

bring it down to 612 Wharf Avenue.
next to the Gentlemen's Club

When my brother was a kid he had the clown from Poltergeist. After seeing the movie my mother threw it away. When my bro asked where it was she told him he lost it and then scolded him for not keeping track of his toys.

Thinking back, I wonder if the Chuckie series killed the My Buddy toy line.

welcome to uncle touchy's puzzle basement.

Langdon Alger: welcome to uncle touchy's puzzle basement.

Fifty nine miiiinuuuuuuutes.

No Teddy Ruxpin? That thing was a Twilight Zone episode waiting to happen.
"...but I already removed the batteries..."
/shudder

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Pregnancy Barbie. It's supposed to help parents teach kids where babies come from, generally around the time they get younger siblings. My friend's kids have one and hate the Barbie and gave the baby to Batman to raise. It is the source of much amusement to us adults as now Batman is constantly dressed in a pink apron because he takes care of the baby while fighting crime.

This is like the C-section version, this would have been better if her stomach was elasticized with the baby in it and she had a whole between her legs and when you pressed down on her stomach the baby shot out between her legs. maybe there could be some fake blood and muconium to go with

miss diminutive: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x469]

Mother of Fark, I hate that damn monkey. The lady that babysat me for few years had one, and it gave me nightmares for years. Toy Story 3 was hard to watch.

I remember further back during an episode of the "Real Ghostbusters" there was a possessed one that joined up with some other possessed toys that freaked the shait out of me.

miss diminutive: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x469]

Mother of Fark, I hate that damn monkey. The lady that babysat me for few years had one, and it gave me nightmares for years. Toy Story 3 was hard to watch.

My grandmother had one of those too in a spare bedroom. I would not go into that room as a kid. Years later I saw the poster for the movie Monkey Shines, and it all made sense.

/csb

Old enough to know better: IronTom: Johnny Bananapeel: Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:

Wow, I think I had one of those. As a before being able to remember anything. It is bringing back memories of those little plastic dinosaurs that you would melt into plastic rectangles, and they would somehow return to the dinosaur shape somehow.

Sounds like you're thinking of the Strange Change toy. Still remember burning the crap out of myself with the thing.

Don't forget creepy crawlers from the 1960's they had that terrific hot plate that would heat up the metal molds and burn the shiat out of you. Also gotta give props to the wood burning kits. Talk about a disaster waiting to happen. Why would you package this as a toy for young kids??

/good times.

LawrencePerson: I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 512x462]

Apparently they are the works of Roberto Kusterle.

Link

Link

Sadly, no movie.

Gyrfalcon: Also, most of these are not "creepy" as much as they are "old and broken." I was hoping for the deadly toys that seared our souls and were actually sold on the open market.

The only one that really qualifies is that stupid cymbal-banging monkey.

There were a few that creeped me out, but mostly this. Broken toys really don't register as creepy to me unless I'm walking around somewhere like Chernobyl.

Oznog: Sarzec: These always freak me out

[images.craigslist.org image 277x450]

Chucky looking motherfarkers....

My mom weirded out years ago and got into this sort of thing. There's like half a dozen life-size child dolls around the place.

It's extra odd because she wasn't exactly the tender, nurturing kind of mom.

[images.wikia.com image 400x299]

Kinda gives me this kinda vibe, actually.

"Hello,Alfonz. So nice of you to come."

/ they got a pepper bar

Oznog: [vincentpricenut2.com image 800x1046]

WTF was this thing about? I was too young to remember, but I still feel a lingering sense of fear over it.

Wow - that brings back memories! Totally forgot about them.

Is that conker?


Also:

Sandy Duncan's eyeball: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 611x478]
You're welcome.

Tom Servo: Dum de dum, not thinking about demons...

Tom Servo: [as Merlin] Yes, it's my job to release evil into the world and gradually recover it, following the deaths of many innocent people. Remember to believe in magic, or I'll kill you.

/ Can't believe I am quoting that episode twice in a week!

MoronLessOff:


Check, please!

I am a number 13 survivor as well...

/mostly

What about lawn darts?

Harry Freakstorm: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x419]

I'm a run down clown
Left here, on the edge town.

I'm a run down clown
Oh won't someone please come around

A run down clown still needs love
So use your tiny hand and take my little clown glove
And we'll walk together back to town
Just you and your friendly run down clown

When we get to town, we'll make them all pay
We'll burn down the town, we'll burn it today
The people who hate us, them we're gonna slay
And anyone else, who gets in our way

I'm just a run down clown
On the edge of town
Just a run down clown
out on the edge of town
Oh won't you please come around
and make friends with a run down clown?

I love this! It's sweet and lulls you into a false sense of security before going effing bonkers on ya. Kudos to you *applauds*

The really old photo (#15) is the Yellow Kid, who was pretty big in his day and may have been an inspiration for Alfred E. Newman.

Link

No mention of:



Yeah...a baby with 1970's porn-star crotch-hair is creepy...

indoorplant: [lh3.ggpht.com image 471x449]

Own it!

Uranus Is Huge!: No Teddy Ruxpin? That thing was a Twilight Zone episode waiting to happen.
"...but I already removed the batteries..."
/shudder

My niece to this day claims her bedroom was haunted because her Teddy Ruxpin (without the batteries) and barbie car would move on their own. But hey it could've been haunted, her step-father's dad committed suicide in that room before my niece lived there.

Folks... I seriously need to un-see
#8, #9, #22....
screw it
all of em and most from this thread
Think about it... for most of those more than one person HAD to approve it to production.
A even more freightning thought is,
what stuff was NOT approved?