"Gah!" indeed. #22 is creeptastic.

I don't have the image with me, but the first photo immediately brought to mind some footage my company shot in a creek in Oklahoma. A couple of members of our production team were looking around and one of them pulled from the water an ashen, eroded baby doll head with the torn, washed-out fabric of its clothes hanging off of it.

I was watching this footage in my office and I nearly jumped out of my chair.

missed one.

I had #7 and #19 gives me the chills.

Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts

ArkAngel: Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me

Dude, I'm so wasted.

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

It was a limited edition Barbie they only sold while Alien 3 was in theaters.

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

Oh good. I'm not the only one who noticed that.

#8 is actually pretty cool in an underbitey way.

/I call the big one Underbitey

Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

I think that all of these toys were featured at some point in the kid's room for The Woman in Black.

/spooky-ass movie
//also, the oozinator is strangely missing

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Pregnancy Barbie. It's supposed to help parents teach kids where babies come from, generally around the time they get younger siblings. My friend's kids have one and hate the Barbie and gave the baby to Batman to raise. It is the source of much amusement to us adults as now Batman is constantly dressed in a pink apron because he takes care of the baby while fighting crime.

Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:



Many sleepless nights ensued.

This gem belongs in the Nightside:

I think it should only count if it's UNINTENTIONALLY creepy.

If you're trying to scare the bejeezis out of someone and succeed, it's a win, not a fail.

I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Meh. I had one of these as a kid:



I could have sworn mine had a little babby you could swap in, but hell if I can find a pic.

Holy crap! I think we have number 17.

My wife has a friend with whom we exchange gifts for our children, every year. The problem is she's one of the cheapest people I've ever met, despite having some money. We always get toys that look like they've been used, even though I'm pretty sure they were bought at an actual store. My guess is that the original owner got tired of whatever it was, returned it to the store, then the store re-sold it with an "open box" discount. One year, it was #17. Yes, it's every bit as creepy as the picture.

Question: if she gives us a used gift this year, can I finally refuse to accept it?

Does candy count?



"YOU WILL TASTE MY ETERNAL TORMENT!"

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

One of my college roommates had a giant stuffed bear with realistic human teeth, and a fixed grin like you'd see in a toothpaste commercial. It freaked me the hell out.

I collect old talking toys like Teddy Ruxpin & Grubby, who some might think are creepy in and of themselves, but I also have an old Worlds of Wonder talking Mickey Mouse that my daughter is positively terrified of. He looks just like this:



My daughter swears up & down that the thing gives her the stink eye.

LawrencePerson: I went looking for better examples on the Creepy Pasta wiki, and now I totally want to see whatever film this is from:

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Holy crap, me too!

This is what happens when you forget to seal your cross-dimensional demon portals when you are finished with them.

FishyFred: A couple of members of our production team were looking around and one of them pulled from the water an ashen, eroded baby doll head with the torn, washed-out fabric of its clothes hanging off of it.

LawrencePerson: Does candy count?

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Looks like Dora's been exploring the sewer again. Visine and antibiotics, stat!

Ok, I know I should've been warned off by the "creepiest toys of all time" part of the headline, but holy hell! I'm having nightmares tonight. Thanks for submitting that at midnight, subby!

\This is the sort of thing that drives you back into the arms of exboyfriends.

In the early 90's there were squirt guns that launched out this thickened water goo. I think the commercials lasted on tv one week.

Along with those vibrating Harry Potter broom, those were epic bad ideas.

Enemabag Jones: In the early 90's there were squirt guns that launched out this thickened water goo. I think the commercials lasted on tv one week.

Along with those vibrating Harry Potter broom, those were epic bad ideas.

the sandusky soaker

Mr, Creosote?

Johnny Bananapeel: Saw this in the toy store when I was a wee bairn:

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Many sleepless nights ensued.

Had one as a kid. This may explain my love for making haunted houses to this day.

Those are called dolls. I don't play with dolls unless they have 3 holes and life-like hair.

fusillade762: Apos: WTF was #14....Pre-abortion Barbie?

Meh. I had one of these as a kid:

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I could have sworn mine had a little babby you could swap in, but hell if I can find a pic.


Yep, that's a Visible woman assemblable anatomy figure, where you put in all the organs and had the option of a pregnant belly with a 7 month fetus.

RatMaster999: Sweet Xenu! I had this one...the damned thing still haunts my nightmares... You turned the crank and it would play "Pop Goes the Weasel" until that grinning motherfarker lunges out and tries to tear out your soul.

Thank you. I was beginning to think I was the only kid to be terrorized by that thing.

Dadoo: 17

We have him too. Yano

Yano on Youtube

"In the village of PENdarrr..."

What a bore. I grew up with 5 older brothers. By the time the toys got to me, they were unrecognizable. Playing with toys in my house consisted of a makeshift Freddy Krueger mask and broken power tools.

You're welcome.

lethological_lassie: Does 22 have human teeth? Gah!

If it makes you feel any better, you can pretend that they're Pacu fish teeth.