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2012-07-16 01:26:49 AM  

Spaz-master: Your lips... I believe they are still stuck to his ass


Do you think about men kissing other men's asses frequently?

/NTTAWWT.
 
2012-07-16 01:28:31 AM  
If only there were some part of government that could create laws that could help the common man...
 
2012-07-16 01:36:47 AM  

stoli n coke: Suffice to say, they don't handle things well when they go off-script.


If only they had a device that they could look at while speaking that would keep them on script. A prompter of sorts.
 
2012-07-16 01:42:06 AM  

themindiswatching: stoli n coke: Suffice to say, they don't handle things well when they go off-script.

If only they had a device that they could look at while speaking that would keep them on script. A prompter of sorts.


Tele me more.
 
2012-07-16 01:42:54 AM  
If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.
 
2012-07-16 01:43:58 AM  

Sabyen91: DeltaPunch: WTF HAS BEEN UP WITH TROLLS TODAY?!?

Seriously, is there something on the lunar calendar that I missed? They've been absolutely pants-sh*ttingly meta-retarded. I can't even give them a I live with my mom because that implies that they are actually trying troll, as opposed to just slamming their idiot-boners in Fark's door jamb all day.

You know how it is when someone is being choked to death? Politically, that is what is happening.


Perhaps their idiot-boners are just a case of postmortem priapism, then?
 
2012-07-16 01:44:07 AM  

xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.


I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.
 
2012-07-16 01:47:22 AM  

DeltaPunch: Sabyen91: DeltaPunch: WTF HAS BEEN UP WITH TROLLS TODAY?!?

Seriously, is there something on the lunar calendar that I missed? They've been absolutely pants-sh*ttingly meta-retarded. I can't even give them a I live with my mom because that implies that they are actually trying troll, as opposed to just slamming their idiot-boners in Fark's door jamb all day.

You know how it is when someone is being choked to death? Politically, that is what is happening.

Perhaps their idiot-boners are just a case of postmortem priapism, then?


I see a lot of wilting. Not so many erections.
 
2012-07-16 01:48:10 AM  

xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.


You are so cute!! Did you poop yourself? Oh, you!
 
2012-07-16 01:49:59 AM  

HairBolus: Back when I lived in LA, I loved the guys hanging out at the on-ramps and intersections leading up to them.

They were mostly Mexican and would sell you a big bag of fruit (oranges, lemons, cherries, etc. depending on what was in season) for a few bucks and it was generally fresher and cheaper than what you could find in the stores. Also they had enough muscle to keep the panhandlers off their territory.

Having moved away years ago, does anybody know if the produce guys still exist?


They're still around. Some of them also sell candy apples and small bouquets of flowers.
 
2012-07-16 01:54:41 AM  
Hey, if they really wanted to work they'ed work a soul killing/no future/no benefits job with not enough pay to live on and at least another job on top of that. //american dream?
 
2012-07-16 02:00:12 AM  

stoli n coke: xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.

I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.


What are you talking about? I'll have you know Xaveth utilizes the very latest in mobile phone technology.

ecx.images-amazon.com

/Hot like fresh snark.
 
2012-07-16 02:03:50 AM  

quatchi: stoli n coke: xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.

I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.

What are you talking about? I'll have you know Xaveth utilizes the very latest in mobile phone technology.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x313]

/Hot like fresh snark.


You underestimate him. You fool!

cache.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-07-16 02:04:04 AM  
Have you ever noticed that a lot of people who spend years smoking, go to visit an oncologist, and suddenly they have lung cancer? No different than how Obama pre-sabotaged the economy during the Reagan, Bush, and Bush administrations (And Clinton, to some extent..)

Smoking doesn't cause cancer. Oncologists do.
 
2012-07-16 02:14:02 AM  

Sabyen91: quatchi: stoli n coke: xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.

I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.

What are you talking about? I'll have you know Xaveth utilizes the very latest in mobile phone technology.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x313]

/Hot like fresh snark.

You underestimate him. You fool!

[cache.gawkerassets.com image 500x241]


Ah, I'm loving this, but it sounds like you need more emotional support. You boys should have a picnic together and spend all your time talking about how much you can't stand me.
 
2012-07-16 02:15:02 AM  

Sabyen91: You underestimate him. You fool!


"It's always the empty can that sounds the loudest."
 
2012-07-16 02:17:23 AM  

xaveth: Sabyen91: quatchi: stoli n coke: xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.

I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.

What are you talking about? I'll have you know Xaveth utilizes the very latest in mobile phone technology.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x313]

/Hot like fresh snark.

You underestimate him. You fool!

[cache.gawkerassets.com image 500x241]

Ah, I'm loving this, but it sounds like you need more emotional support. You boys should have a picnic together and spend all your time talking about how much you can't stand me.


Your hatred makes me POWERFUL!!! Oh, please, you are a blip on Fark's radar. The rest of the Fark trolls flamed out today. You are what is left.

/Cockroaches.
 
2012-07-16 02:17:24 AM  

xaveth: Ah, I'm loving this, but it sounds like you need more emotional support. You boys should have a picnic together and spend all your time talking about how much you can't stand me.


Dude, your ridiculous I live with my mom talking point got the response it deserved.

Shrug it off.
 
2012-07-16 02:20:52 AM  
What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?
 
2012-07-16 02:21:24 AM  

GhostFish: xaveth: Sabyen91: quatchi: stoli n coke: xaveth: If you don't appreciate all this Hope n Change, then you're a no good racist. Besides, this crappy economy is all Bush's fault. So vote Democrat.

I live with my mom. I'd call that phoning it in, but I'm convinced you're too stupid to know how to use a phone.

What are you talking about? I'll have you know Xaveth utilizes the very latest in mobile phone technology.

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x313]

/Hot like fresh snark.

You underestimate him. You fool!

[cache.gawkerassets.com image 500x241]

Ah, I'm loving this, but it sounds like you need more emotional support. You boys should have a picnic together and spend all your time talking about how much you can't stand me.

They're laughing at you. I don't think the problem is that they can't stand you.


whidbey: xaveth: Ah, I'm loving this, but it sounds like you need more emotional support. You boys should have a picnic together and spend all your time talking about how much you can't stand me.

Dude, your ridiculous I live with my mom talking point got the response it deserved.

Shrug it off.


Heh, I see a pattern.
 
2012-07-16 02:22:05 AM  

Summercat: What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?


Better than xaveth. I will give you 1 point.
 
2012-07-16 02:22:07 AM  

Summercat: What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?


No, but a couple of hours on the therapist's couch might be a worthwhile investment.
 
2012-07-16 02:24:43 AM  

Sabyen91: Summercat: What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?

Better than xaveth. I will give you 1 point.


Ease up off him. The Fark Independents have apparently packed it in until they can get their talking points straight. xaveth is obviously the League Of Fail's JV squad.
 
2012-07-16 02:24:47 AM  
That's it. I'm going to vote Romney this fall.

Why? Because Fark.
 
2012-07-16 02:27:35 AM  

stoli n coke: Sabyen91: Summercat: What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?

Better than xaveth. I will give you 1 point.

Ease up off him. The Fark Independents have apparently packed it in until they can get their talking points straight. xaveth is obviously the League Of Fail's JV squad.


Pfft, Freshmen.
 
2012-07-16 02:30:33 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.


Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?
 
2012-07-16 02:30:51 AM  

GhostFish: whidbey: That's it. I'm going to vote Romney this fall.

Why? Because Fark.

See, and all it took was a bunch of twits calling you a stoopid lib a million times until it finally sunk in that you were wrong. Real conversation and exchanges of ideas would have been a waste of time. Abuse works. I'm now starting to reevaluate my position on torture.


Dood, waterboarding is NOT torture. C'mere.
 
2012-07-16 02:34:03 AM  

stoli n coke: Summercat: What would bring more change would be Obama and Biden making out while wearing furry costumes and watching My Little Pony.

/am I trollling yet?

No, but a couple of hours on the therapist's couch might be a worthwhile investment.


Oddly enough... I'm an adult male that has no problem with me liking things for little girls. If they appeal to me, well, that's that. If other people have a problem with me liking something they don't like, well, that's their immature problem.

It's like saying bubblegum or Hotwheels or Legos are only for kids.

/I will admit that if I fapped to mental images of the above scene or the Lincoln/Obama slashfic, then I'd probably need therapy
 
2012-07-16 02:34:19 AM  

Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?


I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.
 
2012-07-16 02:36:57 AM  

stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.


Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.
 
2012-07-16 02:40:44 AM  

Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.


Hey now, no hatin' on 10#s of cheese

I love his work, y'know? It's so blunt and earnest that it loops around "Obvious Troll" and right back into Poe's territory!

/that and tasty tasty cheese
 
2012-07-16 02:42:29 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Yep. There's a guy that tends to hang mainly around my neighborhood and the downtown Eugene area. He's always got these nasty sores on his arms from years of doing IV drugs and hits people up for money, claiming he wants to go to White Bird (free-low cost clinic) to have them treated. The drugs must have affected his memory to a great extent since he'll ask someone for money, get rebuffed by them, and then ask them again less than 10 minutes later. He used to do this on Lane Transit District's downtown station, but he's been permanently banned from the property by LTD security. However, that doesn't stop him for hanging around the area bordering the transit station and the nearby library.


Yeah, we have a few like that too, including one at one of my bus stops. Every ten minutes, he pops out from behind the bus stop and asks me, "Sir, can I have a quarter, please?" The other bus passengers want to know why I'm the only one he calls 'sir'.
 
2012-07-16 02:42:47 AM  

Summercat: Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.

Hey now, no hatin' on 10#s of cheese

I love his work, y'know? It's so blunt and earnest that it loops around "Obvious Troll" and right back into Poe's territory!

/that and tasty tasty cheese


I can't do it. I have him favorited!ed. I keep them around until they bore me. He was one of the first to make me fall asleep.
 
2012-07-16 02:46:07 AM  

Sabyen91: Summercat: Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.

Hey now, no hatin' on 10#s of cheese

I love his work, y'know? It's so blunt and earnest that it loops around "Obvious Troll" and right back into Poe's territory!

/that and tasty tasty cheese

I can't do it. I have him favorited!ed. I keep them around until they bore me. He was one of the first to make me fall asleep.


That'd be bad, I'm at work right now.

/Yay overnight security
 
2012-07-16 02:46:25 AM  

Summercat: It's like saying bubblegum or Hotwheels or Legos are only for kids.


i293.photobucket.com

Getting a real kick, etc.



I went out with a woman once who liked being spanked with a section of Hot Wheel track so I'll back you up on that one.

/Sweet gal.

Not big on furries unless fapping to 'Omaha the Cat Dancer' counts.

MLP:FIM is excellent at sufficient altitude.

Earth ponies > Pegasi > Unicorns
 
2012-07-16 02:47:02 AM  

Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.


Oh God. Oh Jesus. Did I just feed the trolls? I need to sober up.

And yes, I'm aware it's Sunday night. YOUR POINT BEING?
 
2012-07-16 02:48:35 AM  

Summercat: Sabyen91: Summercat: Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.

Hey now, no hatin' on 10#s of cheese

I love his work, y'know? It's so blunt and earnest that it loops around "Obvious Troll" and right back into Poe's territory!

/that and tasty tasty cheese

I can't do it. I have him favorited!ed. I keep them around until they bore me. He was one of the first to make me fall asleep.

That'd be bad, I'm at work right now.

/Yay overnight security


Heh, well, I can't blame you for that. That sounds like the most boring job on Earth.
 
2012-07-16 02:50:16 AM  

Rug Doctor: Sabyen91: stoli n coke: Rug Doctor: tenpoundsofcheese: and if those homeless, jobless people get sick, according to 0bama, they should see a paralegal.

Fark you and fark Examiner. Don't act like that's a news source. You do know how it works, right?

I'm pretty sure tenpounds doesn't know how a lot of things work.

Like logic or a working hypothalamus.

/Seriously, I think he is MODOK.

Oh God. Oh Jesus. Did I just feed the trolls? I need to sober up.

And yes, I'm aware it's Sunday night. YOUR POINT BEING?


Oh, yeah, you fed the troll.

/That is ok, the total meltdown of another one makes everything awesome.
 
2012-07-16 03:12:31 AM  

quatchi: Summercat: It's like saying bubblegum or Hotwheels or Legos are only for kids.

[i293.photobucket.com image 850x566]

Getting a real kick, etc.

I went out with a woman once who liked being spanked with a section of Hot Wheel track so I'll back you up on that one.

/Sweet gal.

Not big on furries unless fapping to 'Omaha the Cat Dancer' counts.

MLP:FIM is excellent at sufficient altitude.

Earth ponies > Pegasi > Unicorns


Fapping to Omaha the Cat Dancer can lead to being called a Furry, yes. You can like anthro arts and media without being a Furry, though - so no fear, just understand that you'll likely be called a Furry. Whoop de fark, don't let others define who you are.

Sabyen91:

Heh, well, I can't blame you for that. That sounds like the most boring job on Earth.


Well, it's when I do moderation for http://ww.furaffinity.net, play Europa Universalis 3, and slowly learn how to make worthwhile programs. http://summer.qfn.bz/streamalert/ for example.

Basically, I get paid to do my own work :3
 
2012-07-16 03:14:19 AM  

Summercat: quatchi: Summercat: It's like saying bubblegum or Hotwheels or Legos are only for kids.

[i293.photobucket.com image 850x566]

Getting a real kick, etc.

I went out with a woman once who liked being spanked with a section of Hot Wheel track so I'll back you up on that one.

/Sweet gal.

Not big on furries unless fapping to 'Omaha the Cat Dancer' counts.

MLP:FIM is excellent at sufficient altitude.

Earth ponies > Pegasi > Unicorns

Fapping to Omaha the Cat Dancer can lead to being called a Furry, yes. You can like anthro arts and media without being a Furry, though - so no fear, just understand that you'll likely be called a Furry. Whoop de fark, don't let others define who you are.

Sabyen91:

Heh, well, I can't blame you for that. That sounds like the most boring job on Earth.

Well, it's when I do moderation for http://ww.furaffinity.net, play Europa Universalis 3, and slowly learn how to make worthwhile programs. http://summer.qfn.bz/streamalert/ for example.

Basically, I get paid to do my own work :3


Hmm, well, you need Deus Vult. Otherwise it isn't worth it.
 
2012-07-16 03:27:00 AM  
Sabyen91:

Hmm, well, you need Deus Vult. Otherwise it isn't worth it.

Deus Vult is the expansion to the original Crusader Kings. I've got both on here, CK2, Victoria, Victoria: Revolutions, Victoria 2, Victoria 2 A House Divided, Europa Universalis Chronicles (All the expansions including Divine Wind), Europa Universalis: Rome, For The Glory, and I believe I have Hearts of Iron 2 or 3 on here but I'm not certain.

I've also got Master of Orion 1 & 2, Lords of Magic Special Edition, Wing Commander Privateer, Sword of the Stars (all expansions), Evil Genius, Civ III (all expansions), Call to Power (1 and 2), Empire Earth, Colonization, SMAC, Fallout, Minecraft, Arcanum of Steamworks and Magic Obscura, and Master of Magic.

And this is just my laptop I take to work.

(Gog.com + Gamersgate FTW)

Currently, I'm playing the Death and Taxes mod (Which isn't about Obama, Repubtards) for EU3 5.2, trying to play as Morocco and failing. :( Colonizing the NEw World as a muslim power is hard D: I don't know how the hell Obama managed it in just a few years!

/before I was a furry, I was a strategy game nerd.
 
2012-07-16 03:28:24 AM  

Summercat: Sabyen91:

Hmm, well, you need Deus Vult. Otherwise it isn't worth it.

Deus Vult is the expansion to the original Crusader Kings. I've got both on here, CK2, Victoria, Victoria: Revolutions, Victoria 2, Victoria 2 A House Divided, Europa Universalis Chronicles (All the expansions including Divine Wind), Europa Universalis: Rome, For The Glory, and I believe I have Hearts of Iron 2 or 3 on here but I'm not certain.

I've also got Master of Orion 1 & 2, Lords of Magic Special Edition, Wing Commander Privateer, Sword of the Stars (all expansions), Evil Genius, Civ III (all expansions), Call to Power (1 and 2), Empire Earth, Colonization, SMAC, Fallout, Minecraft, Arcanum of Steamworks and Magic Obscura, and Master of Magic.

And this is just my laptop I take to work.

(Gog.com + Gamersgate FTW)

Currently, I'm playing the Death and Taxes mod (Which isn't about Obama, Repubtards) for EU3 5.2, trying to play as Morocco and failing. :( Colonizing the NEw World as a muslim power is hard D: I don't know how the hell Obama managed it in just a few years!

/before I was a furry, I was a strategy game nerd.


Oh, I meant In Nominee. But you have EVERYTHING. You have a great job. :)
 
2012-07-16 03:44:15 AM  

Ooba Tooba: rev. dave: Big difference between homeless people and the con-artists who ask for cash on the off ramp.

Yep. We have a couple of pros in our area who work the exit/stoplight areas of shopping places. Long, sad face. Shabby ass clothes. Today one of the panhandlers was working near a burger king. Sign said "single father of six hungry kids". The burger king sign advertised part time-full time $10.50hr. Get a farking job asshole and feed your farking kids. Why the hell would I give money away to you? Guilt? Fark off.


Oh, c'mon.

Even Burger King has standards.
 
2012-07-16 03:50:08 AM  

Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Yep. There's a guy that tends to hang mainly around my neighborhood and the downtown Eugene area. He's always got these nasty sores on his arms from years of doing IV drugs and hits people up for money, claiming he wants to go to White Bird (free-low cost clinic) to have them treated. The drugs must have affected his memory to a great extent since he'll ask someone for money, get rebuffed by them, and then ask them again less than 10 minutes later. He used to do this on Lane Transit District's downtown station, but he's been permanently banned from the property by LTD security. However, that doesn't stop him for hanging around the area bordering the transit station and the nearby library.

Yeah, we have a few like that too, including one at one of my bus stops. Every ten minutes, he pops out from behind the bus stop and asks me, "Sir, can I have a quarter, please?" The other bus passengers want to know why I'm the only one he calls 'sir'.


Does he give up at all or does he keeping asking you until you board the bus?
 
2012-07-16 04:30:44 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Does he give up at all or does he keeping asking you until you board the bus?


He keeps asking me over and over again. He's almost like a little kid asking for a piece of candy. Judging from the look on his face everytime he asks me for change, I don't think he recognizes me.

I'm an atheist, but I really hope there's a Hell waiting for the people who got that guy hooked on whatever did that to him.
 
2012-07-16 04:49:09 AM  

BravadoGT: It's not Obama's fault! It's Bush's. And ATMs. And Tsunamis. Europe. Headwinds. Wall Street.


Our President isn't the problem.
 
2012-07-16 04:52:49 AM  

Coelacanth: Bathia_Mapes: Does he give up at all or does he keeping asking you until you board the bus?

He keeps asking me over and over again. He's almost like a little kid asking for a piece of candy. Judging from the look on his face everytime he asks me for change, I don't think he recognizes me.

I'm an atheist, but I really hope there's a Hell waiting for the people who got that guy hooked on whatever did that to him.


That's really sad.
 
2012-07-16 04:53:49 AM  
Still more change needed?

media.mcclatchydc.com

Yeah, but 2010 was a pretty good start.
 
2012-07-16 04:53:51 AM  

Coelacanth: I'm an atheist, but I really hope there's a Hell waiting for the people who got that guy hooked on whatever did that to him.


I've been offered hard drugs and alcohol many times. I said no, and never got hooked.
I know, that slut Nancy Reagan made, "Just Say No" look stupid. But it really works.

/I said yes to the soft drugs. And coffee.
 
2012-07-16 04:56:36 AM  

whidbey: Honestly, if you don't believe that Obama hasn't all but held this country together in the past 4 years while achieving some remarkable accomplishments, please. Find a pain stick or something.


He's been alright. The Republic is a pretty robust entity, though. Even with a few decades of GOP malfeasance, we're hanging in there.
 
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