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2012-07-15 08:27:43 PM
domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.


"I'm not a witch felon, I'm you."
 
2012-07-15 08:28:08 PM
domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.


Yeah, but that just means the real question is when he stopped beating the wife.
 
2012-07-15 08:28:16 PM
Longtime Lurker: SubBass49: So, I wonder what it would actually take to get #RomneyFelony to trend on twitter...a large group of intelligent people gathered in some sort of forum, discussing politics with a mind for snarky humor would probably have to be involved...wonder where such a group of people exists...

4chan?


Not your personal army!
 
2012-07-15 08:28:26 PM
domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.


I'll wait for the "I'm not a felon. I'm you. Retroactively." campaign ad.
 
2012-07-15 08:29:04 PM
Sgt Otter: "I'm not a witch felon, I'm you."

Dammit.
 
2012-07-15 08:29:22 PM
YoungSwedishBlonde: Haven't seen a campaign go down in flames so fast since Trollbama released his birth certificate and pulled the rug from under Trump.

Actually, I have been noting how amazingly similar the timing, rhythm and general feel of this feels to the "Fall of Herman Cain" last November or whenever it was.

/Down to even the "Everyone owes ME an apology" stage that we were at on Friday.
 
2012-07-15 08:29:36 PM
dericwater: cameroncrazy1984: phritz: Adam West for President: I'm really curious about the SLC Olympics. Did he actually do a good job? Did he saddle the city/state with debt? What's the line on his work out there?

I'm an O-bot who's actively enjoying all the Schadenfreude here, but Romney actually did a very good job turning the olympics around. They were mired in scandal and debt and flailing miserably, and he cleaned everything up and made the whole thing run like a ruthless, effective machine. He really can't be faulted for that part of his resumé.

He cleaned it up by begging the federal government for hundreds of millions of dollars. Who's he going to get money from if he's President?

Two billion, according to McCain.


It was that high? Damn.
 
2012-07-15 08:29:50 PM
MFAWG: George Romney's 1968 campaign was done in by an epic gaffe, and this one may do Mitt in.

From wiki for George Romney Reporter Jack Germond joked that he was going to add a single key on his typewriter that would print, "Romney later explained

Like father like son.
 
2012-07-15 08:30:00 PM
domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.


So does that mean he admits lying to the American people? Those are his two choices after all.
 
2012-07-15 08:30:01 PM
Romney caused the Ice Age.
 
2012-07-15 08:30:54 PM
tony41454: Link

When the article starts with: The Obama campaign has released a video (below) mocking Mitt Romney to the tune of "America the Beautiful" based on thoroughly debunked claims about "outsourcing jobs" that not even the mainstream media can defend.

and ends with: President Barack Obama is likely the greatest outsourcer in world history.

You know it's one big herp on derp sandwich.
 
2012-07-15 08:31:06 PM
3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney caused the Ice Age.

Isn't crapping one thread enough?
 
2012-07-15 08:32:10 PM
In order to make all of this go away, Romney will need to hurry up and pick a VP. That would change the narrative in a second.
 
2012-07-15 08:32:53 PM
3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY
 
2012-07-15 08:32:55 PM
3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney caused the Ice Age.

I've got a legally binding SEC document with Romney's signature saying that he did not cause the Ice Age, so you may be onto something.
 
2012-07-15 08:34:33 PM
heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY


Jeez, he can't even do that right.
 
2012-07-15 08:36:27 PM
Lost Thought 00: That would change the narrative in a second. Retroactively
 
2012-07-15 08:36:50 PM
cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.


He'll do it right retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 08:38:06 PM
cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.


He is seriously butthurt today. It looks like he cracked in the Obama Responds thread. I think he broke something in his tiny little mind.
 
2012-07-15 08:39:30 PM
Whether or not he lied is far from the most interesting aspect of this story.

It's the fact that Romney is actively trying to distance himself from his past as a corporate parasite as much as possible. He and his election team clearly understand that the longer Obama hammers him about his history of gutting American jobs, the more likely it is that he'll lose. Something tells me that this is just the beginning of a long line of farked up shiat that Romney has hidden.

It's strangely amusing because if there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that ole Mitt doesn't like being called out on his sociopathic behavior; especially by those contemptible middle class peons that he's supposed to be in charge of. It almost seems like this election is a case of the chickens coming home to roost; sins of the past finally catching up with a dirtbag who made his fortune by destroying the lives of decent hard-working folks.
 
2012-07-15 08:40:50 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: tony41454: Link

When you see "true radical community organizer form" in an article, you know there's derp ahead...


I keep mistaking that website for the Las Vegas Review Journal (Or LVRJ for short)
 
2012-07-15 08:41:03 PM
Well, since President Obama is losing big-time to Romney in fundraising and super-big-money donors to SuperPAC's are trying to pretty much outright buy the Presidency, he has to show no mercy politically if he wants to get re-elected.

Any dirt he can get on Romney, he'll use. If Rmoney actually did screw up and do something that was technically a felony a decade ago, he'll use that for everything he's worth.

This election is going to be about can you outright buy the Presidency if you have enough money, even though you're deeply, seriously flawed as a candidate with a number of skeletons in your closet.
 
2012-07-15 08:41:10 PM
cameroncrazy1984: phritz: Adam West for President: I'm really curious about the SLC Olympics. Did he actually do a good job? Did he saddle the city/state with debt? What's the line on his work out there?

I'm an O-bot who's actively enjoying all the Schadenfreude here, but Romney actually did a very good job turning the olympics around. They were mired in scandal and debt and flailing miserably, and he cleaned everything up and made the whole thing run like a ruthless, effective machine. He really can't be faulted for that part of his resumé.

He cleaned it up by begging the federal government for hundreds of millions of dollars. Who's he going to get money from if he's President?


Hey, he made the trains run on time - Romney excels at achieving his business objectives. Whether it's bailing out the winter olympics or extracting all possible value from a viable, productive business then firing all the workers, he doesn't let pesky things like morals or ethics - or even, you know, objective reality - get in the way.
 
2012-07-15 08:41:25 PM
3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney caused the Ice Age.

As long as we're having a lying party. 2_butt_cracks has a masters degree

/have you no shame?
 
2012-07-15 08:42:54 PM
contrapunctus: It's strangely amusing because if there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that ole Mitt doesn't like being called out on his sociopathic behavior; especially by those contemptible middle class peons that he's supposed to be in charge of.

I've noticed that he does tend to get really, I dunno, peeved on a personal level that people would do anything but accept his premise. How dare they not believe what he says? How dare his electoral opponent say he shouldn't get the job?
 
2012-07-15 08:44:16 PM
contrapunctus: Whether or not he lied is far from the most interesting aspect of this story.

It's the fact that Romney is actively trying to distance himself from his past as a corporate parasite as much as possible. He and his election team clearly understand that the longer Obama hammers him about his history of gutting American jobs, the more likely it is that he'll lose. Something tells me that this is just the beginning of a long line of farked up shiat that Romney has hidden.

It's strangely amusing because if there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that ole Mitt doesn't like being called out on his sociopathic behavior; especially by those contemptible middle class peons that he's supposed to be in charge of. It almost seems like this election is a case of the chickens coming home to roost; sins of the past finally catching up with a dirtbag who made his fortune by destroying the lives of decent hard-working folks.


He might also be realizing that it's only going to get worse and worse, and he's going to have to be on constant defense about his time and Bain and his time as Governor. Two records he keeps trying to run from, but those are also his biggest administrative accomplishments. If he asks voters to ignore his time at Bain and as Governor, what does he have to run on? His commitment to conservative ideals?

Yeah, it's going to get worse.
 
2012-07-15 08:45:49 PM
Silverstaff: Well, since President Obama is losing big-time to Romney in fundraising and super-big-money donors to SuperPAC's are trying to pretty much outright buy the Presidency, he has to show no mercy politically if he wants to get re-elected.

Any dirt he can get on Romney, he'll use. If Rmoney actually did screw up and do something that was technically a felony a decade ago, he'll use that for everything he's worth.

This election is going to be about can you outright buy the Presidency if you have enough money, even though you're deeply, seriously flawed as a candidate with a number of skeletons in your closet.


If the recall elections in WI told us anything, it's that you can buy an election. I don't remember where, but I read that the total spent, including candidates and interest groups, topped $83 million, most of which was in a span of about 6 weeks and was spent on attack ads.

/it was insanity
 
2012-07-15 08:46:03 PM
Hobodeluxe: He's running from Bain's acquisition of Stericycle stock in November 1999.
According to John King's article entitled "John King: Why is 1999 so important in 2012?":
And inside both Bain and the Romney campaign, there is a strong belief that either the Obama campaign or a Democratic ally wants to use another Bain investment against Romney late in the campaign but cannot do so with any credibility under the February 1999 departure scenario.
The investment in question: Stericycle, a medical waste company that, among other things, disposed of aborted fetuses.


How could the Stericycle investment be used against Romney?
Bain's involvement in a company that disposed of aborted fetuses could make a powerful final week direct mail piece or attack ad on Christian radio. And in a close election, turnout of the religious right is one of the keys to a Romney victory in November. (emphasis mine)

Romney has reason to be worried.  In fact, he should be very worried.
You see, if the Grey Global Group stock acquisition SEC filings were fairly easy for me to find...
...so were the Stericycle stock acquisition SEC filings on November 22, 1999.  And they're a doozy.
First and foremost, Bain didn't aquire Stericycle.   Brookside Capital Partners Fund did, and David Corn has already outlined W. Mitt Romney's role in Brookside, as well as its relationship with Bain Capital, in "EXCLUSIVE: Romney Invested Millions in Chinese Firm That Profited on US Outsourcing".  Brookside is a subsidiary of Bain Capital.
Moreover, Bain Capital was, in fact, also directly part of the acquisition of Stericycle stock.
More importantly, this SEC filing represents W. Mitt Romney as "the sole shareholder, Chairman, Chief Executive Officer and President of BCI, BCP VI Inc., Brookside Inc. and Sankaty Ltd" (emphasis mine).  That pretty much speaks for itself--he's not only the chair, CEO, and president of Brookside, but also Bain Capital Investments ("BCI") and other the other Bain parties involved in the acqu ...


He's running from every subsidiary of Bain he's the sole owner of. His tax returns would open a Pandora's box of each company, and the money flowing through them.
 
2012-07-15 08:46:34 PM
blog.reelloop.com

This guy reminds me of a young Mitt Romney...
 
2012-07-15 08:47:03 PM
Sabyen91: cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.

He is seriously butthurt today. It looks like he cracked in the Obama Responds thread. I think he broke something in his tiny little mind.


He couldn't handle it when we called him out on his bullsh*t degree claim.
 
2012-07-15 08:49:22 PM
i am noticing a lack of the usual threadshiatters. talking points not issued yet?
nope, they are just farked, no response.
and i thought the mccain campaign was the height of political weirdness, this is epic.
 
2012-07-15 08:50:04 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Sabyen91: cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.

He is seriously butthurt today. It looks like he cracked in the Obama Responds thread. I think he broke something in his tiny little mind.

He couldn't handle it when we called him out on his bullsh*t degree claim.


What's this "we" shiat? :)
 
2012-07-15 08:50:30 PM
Markoff_Cheney: i am noticing a lack of the usual threadshiatters. talking points not issued yet?
nope, they are just farked, no response.
and i thought the mccain campaign was the height of political weirdness, this is epic.


They're in another thread, going fully off the rails.
 
2012-07-15 08:50:42 PM
domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.


Thinking about it, he's technically correct. He's not been convicted, and if I follow the given details right, the statute of limitations has expired. So he's not a felon, but he hasn't denied having committed a felony.
 
2012-07-15 08:51:03 PM
Markoff_Cheney: i am noticing a lack of the usual threadshiatters. talking points not issued yet?
nope, they are just farked, no response.
and i thought the mccain campaign was the height of political weirdness, this is epic.


Will the VP selection be coming this week to deflect attention? Me thinks so.
 
2012-07-15 08:51:07 PM
LasersHurt: Markoff_Cheney: i am noticing a lack of the usual threadshiatters. talking points not issued yet?
nope, they are just farked, no response.
and i thought the mccain campaign was the height of political weirdness, this is epic.

They're in another thread, going fully off the rails.


Wait nevermind, I have no idea where I am.
 
2012-07-15 08:51:10 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: I'll wait for the "I'm not a felon. I'm you. Retroactively." campaign ad.

I bet Nixon wished he could have retroactively called off the Plumbers.
 
2012-07-15 08:51:52 PM
cameroncrazy1984: Sabyen91: cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.

He is seriously butthurt today. It looks like he cracked in the Obama Responds thread. I think he broke something in his tiny little mind.

He couldn't handle it when we called him out on his bullsh*t degree claim.


He has spewed insanity all over several threads. I am serious. Not just general wingnuttery but outright insanity. Paranoid Schizophrenic nuttiness.
 
2012-07-15 08:52:09 PM
Karac: domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.

Thinking about it, he's technically correct. He's not been convicted, and if I follow the given details right, the statute of limitations has expired. So he's not a felon, but he hasn't denied having committed a felony.


Statute of limitations may save someone from the law, but "haha, I got away with it" won't fly well with voters.
 
2012-07-15 08:52:20 PM
Karac: Mitt should just stand up and admit to running Bain. Just say that they were a business and their business was making money. Sometimes they bought companies that were in bad enough shape that the only way to make them profitable was to switch to cheaper foriegn labor. Then spin that into a spiel about how reducing regulations and government oppression will make the US a more business friendly land. Sell it not as shipping jobs overseas but instead as saving as many as you, or anyone possibly could have.

Pin the blame on Big Brother and move on, because absolutely no one is buying that you got paid $100,000 a year and told the SEC you were the big dick while at the same time having no idea or control of what was going on.


Too late!
 
2012-07-15 08:52:33 PM
LasersHurt: Wait nevermind, I have no idea where I am.

This is the thread where 2_Ass_Cracks isn't trying to reverse meta-troll you. Yet.
 
2012-07-15 08:52:41 PM
img812.imageshack.us
"We wanted to get to the issue at hand, which is the economy and jobs ...
but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make
sure people understood that he's not a felon," Gillespie said.
 
2012-07-15 08:52:42 PM
Angry Buddha: you are a puppet: its funny how the lib's keep launching these venomous attacks trying to make Romney out as some kind of super villain and this is all they have. He made money. He was a practical joker in college. He let his dog ride on the car. The horror! These sinister attacks are only being launched because the lib's realize Romney is a much stronger candidate than Osama, I mean Obama. Nationalized healthcare will lead to the early retirement of every doctor dooming us to apocalypse and the American people know this. They dont want Dear Leader cramming health care down are throats and making us bend over and grab are ankles. Gay sex. And yes, Romney retroactively retired from Bain and theres nothing mysterious about it. He was just very low key and didnt make a huge deal of it, and who cares what the SEC says because theyve been overrated since Tebow left. Bottom line is we need to have King Pinhead Obama retroactively loose the 2008 election because he is literally the Mandarin candidate and is working to destroy America because he was actually concieved in Kenya and retroactively born there. So lets go to the polls, retroactively, and elect John Mccain, and he retroactively had a heart attack on election night, and therefore Governor Sarah Palin is now president. Her star is rising and she is now ready for the spotlight so prepare yourself because she has placed a bullseye (surveyors mark) on the White House and will be reelected in 2012 with Mitt Romney as VP, so this November vote Bush/Cheney.

Lol. Nice. I didn't catch them all, I'm sure.


/Obviously
 
2012-07-15 08:53:01 PM
Sabyen91: cameroncrazy1984: Sabyen91: cameroncrazy1984: heavymetal: 3_Butt_Cheeks: Romney retroactively caused the Ice Age.

FTFY

Jeez, he can't even do that right.

He is seriously butthurt today. It looks like he cracked in the Obama Responds thread. I think he broke something in his tiny little mind.

He couldn't handle it when we called him out on his bullsh*t degree claim.

He has spewed insanity all over several threads. I am serious. Not just general wingnuttery but outright insanity. Paranoid Schizophrenic nuttiness.


It has been a sign to behold. Booze and Gary got nothing on this today.
 
2012-07-15 08:54:04 PM
Sgt Otter: domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.

"I'm not a witch felon, I'm you."


img99.imageshack.us

/sorry
 
2012-07-15 08:54:46 PM
DeltaPunch: Sgt Otter: domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.

"I'm not a witch felon, I'm you."

[img99.imageshack.us image 468x375]

/sorry


I have the strangest Bohner right now.
 
2012-07-15 08:54:57 PM
soporific:
He might also be realizing that it's only going to get worse and worse, and he's going to have to be on constant defense about his time and Bain and his time as Governor. Two records he keeps trying to run from, but those are also his biggest administrative accomplishments. If he asks voters to ignore his time at Bain and as Governor, what does he have to run on? His commitment to conservative ideals?

Yeah, it's going to get worse.


It certainly seems so.

And really, any of you who count conservatives among your friends know one thing for sure. Most GOP supporters are essentially holding their noses and pulling the lever for Romney at the end of the day. Most of them simply don't like the guy very much; partially because they see him as someone who's not a true believer of the conservative faith, but mostly because the guy has the personality of a coffee stain and just doesn't inspire them very much.
 
2012-07-15 08:55:38 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: domino324: FTFA: "but there were questions that Governor Romney wanted to address to make sure people understood that he's not a felon,"

That's the kind of quote that can lose an election.

I'll wait for the "I'm not a felon. I'm you. Retroactively." campaign ad.


Lying to the SEC or the Commonwealth of Massachusetts shouldn't be any big headache for Willard now. I'm certain that the statute of limitations on such acts has passed.

Although we could indict him retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 08:55:57 PM
DeltaPunch: /sorry

No need to apologize, I'm laughing my ass off over here. Mittens looks good in pearls, doesn't he?
 
2012-07-15 08:56:07 PM
js34603: I can't help but think it would have been easier for Romney to come out and say he stopped actively participating in the management of Bain in 1999, though he remained the titular CEO until they found a successor in 2002.

If he had just done that we could forget about this in a few days instead of it being a huuuge issue for like two weeks.


Honestly, yeah. He would have admitted the open secret that corporate America is the new Aristocracy and a man can get paid 3 times your salary without even showing up, but if Americans were planning to get upset about how reprehensible our "capitalism" is we'd have done it a long time ago. Admitting he was given gobs of money for doing NOTHING might make his people (the aristocracy) look bad instead of just him, but it would not threaten his control of the base the way this does.

The anti-abortion crowd will never vote Obama, but Stericycle could keep them from voting at all.
 
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