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(TMZ)   TMZ says Aretha Franklin wants to be the next American Idol judge. Subby says "Don't you blaspheme in here"   (tmz.com) divider line 50
    More: Interesting, American Idol, Aretha Franklin, TMZ, blasphemers, Jennifer Lopez  
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725 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 15 Jul 2012 at 6:48 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-07-15 05:58:50 PM
She's on a mission from god?
 
2012-07-15 06:12:27 PM
You better think.
 
2012-07-15 06:19:16 PM
I'll have four fried chickens...and a Coke.
 
2012-07-15 06:28:22 PM
They still owe you money, fool.
 
2012-07-15 06:43:28 PM
Aretha Franklin could walk up to me, slap me for no reason, call my mother a whore, and I'd still look at my shoes and say, "Yes ma'am."

/you get my Cheez Whiz, boy?
 
2012-07-15 06:53:02 PM
I'll have toast...
 
2012-07-15 06:55:26 PM
Show some respect.
 
2012-07-15 06:57:53 PM
filmfanatic.org
 
2012-07-15 06:58:38 PM
Heh. Urethra.
 
2012-07-15 07:07:09 PM
I'm sure everyone else involved will love a balmy 86 degrees in a crowded theater.
 
2012-07-15 07:13:21 PM
The current judges will be crushed.
 
2012-07-15 07:16:56 PM
i hope she does it, just for the occasional live performance she'd pull out.
 
2012-07-15 07:25:06 PM

elvisaintdead: They still owe you money, fool.


And the worst bit of acting ever in a major movie:

"Now. I love you. But you're the woman. And I'm the man."
 
2012-07-15 07:36:40 PM
Orange whip?
Orange whip?
3 Orange whips.
 
2012-07-15 07:38:46 PM
Oh no you din't all of you

Aretha is American music royalty.

I am totally earnest saying this. Dozens of hugely successful singers made it big because they learned from Aretha.
 
2012-07-15 07:50:32 PM
She is too talented for this show.
 
2012-07-15 07:55:25 PM
"We would especially like to welcome all the members of the Illinois law enforcement community"

"You, and me, and us - and them..."

/something like that

//never watched the tv show
 
2012-07-15 07:56:26 PM
That would ba a shame.
 
2012-07-15 07:57:29 PM

Earguy: elvisaintdead: They still owe you money, fool.

And the worst bit of acting ever in a major movie:

"Now. I love you. But you're the woman. And I'm the man."


There's a reason he plays the guitar. Of course, there's probably a reason he's the oldest member of the Blues Brothers too.
 
2012-07-15 08:00:41 PM
Oh, and for the record, that was NOT the worst acting in a major movie. That honor belongs to Bobby Brown in Ghostbusters 2.
 
2012-07-15 08:01:15 PM
"I'm added to yo chain-chain-chain..."
 
2012-07-15 08:28:31 PM
OK, so everyone is riffing off Blues Brothers. That's fine because I love the movie but is it not one of the best movies ever? Not because of the acting or the plot but because of the music. Look at the people they had in that thing. Not just Aretha, but Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, and James Brown. And look at all the actors they got in there. This was an incredible movies.

And I'm going to get those guys, if it's the last thing I ever do.
 
2012-07-15 08:31:24 PM
"They broke my watch!"
 
2012-07-15 08:32:01 PM
She better THINK!
 
2012-07-15 08:37:13 PM
Do you SEEEE it? Do you See the Light?
 
2012-07-15 08:43:14 PM

JasonOfOrillia: And I'm going to get those guys, if it's the last thing I ever do.


Oh yeah? You and what Winnebago?
 
2012-07-15 08:55:25 PM

elvisaintdead: JasonOfOrillia: And I'm going to get those guys, if it's the last thing I ever do.

Oh yeah? You and what Winnebago?


I hate Illinois Nazis.

/ (but) I've always loved you.
 
2012-07-15 09:17:28 PM
"The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year."
 
2012-07-15 09:19:56 PM
Tonight only, the fabulous Blues Brothers. Rhythm and Blues revue. The Palace Hotel Ballroom. Route 16. Lake Wazzapamani. The fabulous Blues Brothers show band and revue.
 
2012-07-15 09:25:07 PM
This is car 55. We're in a truck!
 
2012-07-15 09:42:19 PM
Would have bet she was dead.
 
2012-07-15 09:48:30 PM
You! On the bike!
 
2012-07-15 09:52:18 PM
A Blues Brothers thread has been detected. Use of uneccessary violence has been approved.
 
2012-07-15 09:58:33 PM
I'm going to be a priest.
 
2012-07-15 10:06:33 PM
t. a. l. e. n. t.,
find out if its on tv
 
2012-07-15 10:17:32 PM

Uzzah: Heh. Urethra.


somechum.com

/Mulva?
 
2012-07-15 10:39:25 PM
i120.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 11:01:59 PM

jake_lex: I'll have four fried chickens...and a Coke.


I'll have some toast.
 
2012-07-15 11:06:51 PM
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

/req'd image is req'd
 
2012-07-15 11:26:38 PM

FriarReb98: That honor belongs to Bobby Brown in Ghostbusters 2.


Nope. Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones, Naboo scene.
 
2012-07-15 11:26:57 PM

dionysusaur: elvisaintdead: JasonOfOrillia: And I'm going to get those guys, if it's the last thing I ever do.

Oh yeah? You and what Winnebago?

I hate Illinois Nazis.

/ (but) I've always loved you.




Wellllll, I got both kinds of love for you - country and western!
 
2012-07-15 11:56:40 PM
At least we got a change in clothes, sucker. You're wearing the same shait you had on three years ago!
 
2012-07-16 12:41:20 AM

dickfreckle: /you get my Cheez Whiz, boy?


lh5.googleusercontent.com


/lh3.googleusercontent.com?
//will have to scope the credits
///watching now so I'm getting a kick...
 
2012-07-16 07:20:30 AM
I bet this thread has SCMODS.
 
2012-07-16 09:54:05 AM
I've always loved you.
 
2012-07-16 10:53:14 AM

JasonOfOrillia: Not because of the acting or the plot but because of the music. Look at the people they had in that thing. Not just Aretha, but Ray Charles, Cab Calloway, and James Brown. .


Plus Steve Cropper, John Lee Hooker, Donald "Duck" Dunn, Tom Malone, Lou Marini, Matt "Guitar" Murphy (Aretha's man)... plus a bunch more I can't remember.
 
2012-07-16 12:50:02 PM

SoupJohnB: Do you SEEEE it? Do you See the Light?


YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST... I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
 
2012-07-16 12:52:53 PM
And my personal favorite....

"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no farkin' teeth!"
 
2012-07-17 12:56:01 AM
After Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler announced they were resigning from AI, expect a bunch of pro and veteran vocalists and talent agents to join the fray. But hey, guess what, even Charlie Sheen wants to gets a seat at it.
 
2012-07-17 09:31:07 PM

elvisaintdead: dionysusaur: elvisaintdead: JasonOfOrillia: And I'm going to get those guys, if it's the last thing I ever do.
Oh yeah? You and what Winnebago?

I hate Illinois Nazis.
/ (but) I've always loved you.

Wellllll, I got both kinds of love for you - country and western!


We, ahhh, assumed drinks for the band were complimentary.
 
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