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2012-07-15 03:41:01 PM
Therefore Sarah Palin is smarter than Mittens and she is now Queen of Murica and everyone has to eat peanut butter and bologna sandwiches for every meal.
 
2012-07-15 03:42:31 PM
This should be fun.

To watch.

I foresee some LULZ in the spinning of this.
 
2012-07-15 03:49:28 PM
I farking love Rahm Emanuel. He is consistently fresh out of farks to give.
 
2012-07-15 03:58:07 PM
"He actually retired retroactively at that point," Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said. "He ended up not going back to the firm after his time in Salt Lake City. So he was actually retired from Bain."

/good lord...
 
2012-07-15 03:58:55 PM
"He actually retired retroactively at that point," Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said.

Srsly?

Good luck with that!
 
2012-07-15 04:01:52 PM
I submitted a better headline for this story retroactively last year.
 
2012-07-15 04:02:09 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "He actually retired retroactively at that point," Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said.

Srsly?

Good luck with that!


I watch him day that on CNN today. It made my head hurt.
 
2012-07-15 04:03:09 PM

Gwendolyn: Lionel Mandrake: "He actually retired retroactively at that point," Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said.

Srsly?

Good luck with that!

I watched him say that on CNN today. It made my head hurt.

 
2012-07-15 04:04:04 PM
It's obvious that McCain went with Palin for her razor-sharp intellect, political experience, and grace under pressure.
 
2012-07-15 04:05:09 PM

St_Francis_P: It's obvious that McCain went with Palin for her razor-sharp intellect, political experience, and grace under pressure.


Also her great eyesight. It's not easy to see Putin from Alaska.
 
2012-07-15 04:09:15 PM
"Retired retroactively," hahaha...no way that's not going to be on everybody's lips on Monday.
 
2012-07-15 04:11:35 PM

robsul82: "Retired retroactively," hahaha...no way that's not going to be on everybody's lips on Monday.


Only Mitt Romney can manage to flip-flop on when he quit a job.
 
2012-07-15 04:11:55 PM

robsul82: "Retired retroactively," hahaha...no way that's not going to be on everybody's lips on Monday.


I'm going to tell my boss I finished all my projects retroactively so I'm going home for the week.
 
2012-07-15 04:13:18 PM

GAT_00: robsul82: "Retired retroactively," hahaha...no way that's not going to be on everybody's lips on Monday.

Only Mitt Romney can manage to flip-flop on when he quit a job.


In his defense, "having a job" is a nebulous term for Romney.
 
2012-07-15 04:22:12 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "He actually retired retroactively at that point," Romney adviser Ed Gillespie said.

Srsly?

Good luck with that!


No kidding.Obama's folks need to make a comedy ad about how to retire retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 04:23:15 PM
How bad is it when they investigated him and chose Palin over him?
Did he kill someone or just his dog?
 
2012-07-15 04:24:24 PM
Shocked if #retiredretroactively isn't a running joke on Twitter with people saying they did ______ retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 04:25:40 PM
I've heard this same point made by several farkers in the last few days. What is Rahm's fark handle?
 
2012-07-15 04:26:36 PM

sammyk: I've heard this same point made by several farkers in the last few days. What is Rahm's fark handle?


Envirodude
 
2012-07-15 04:29:11 PM
The Boston Globe, citing SEC papers, reported that presumptive GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney was the "sole stockholder, chairman of the board, chief executive officer, and president" of Bain Capital until 2002. The report seemed to conflict with what Mitt Romney has said in the past about his departure date from private equity firm, which Romney has said was in February of 1999, when he left to take over running the Winter Olympic Games in Utah.

"You can't say to the SEC, 'I was the CEO, chairman and president, but I'm not responsible. I'm not accountable.'"


True dat.
 
2012-07-15 04:29:14 PM
Romney is the very definition of the empty suit.

Why does the GOP always do this to themselves?
 
2012-07-15 04:32:52 PM

Lando Lincoln: Romney is the very definition of the empty suit.

Why does the GOP always do this to themselves?


Because Romney has always, when put into a position of steering other peoples' cash, steered it towards the right people. UMaine. Olympics. Massachusetts. He makes sure the right folks get the contracts. He makes sure the right folks aren't looked at too closely. He is a known factor, with a proven rate of return for the investment.

Considering how much is being put into his campaign, both directly and by PACs, that should tell you something of the payday folks expect if he gets into office...
 
2012-07-15 04:35:39 PM
BRB, calling my bank to tell them my paychecks were really deposited retroactively starting on the day of my birth and they owe me eleventy million dollars in interest.
 
2012-07-15 04:36:49 PM
He was the past pluperfect president and CEO of Bain?
 
2012-07-15 04:38:38 PM

And the chorus calling for the tax returns now includes RINOs like Bill Kristol and George Will.

i.chzbgr.com
 
2012-07-15 04:39:14 PM

St_Francis_P: It's obvious that McCain went with Palin for her razor-sharp intellect, political experience, and grace under pressure boobies and legs.


FTFY
 
2012-07-15 04:40:00 PM

sammyk: I've heard this same point made by several farkers in the last few days. What is Rahm's fark handle?


img.photobucket.com

He also posted this in another thread.
 
2012-07-15 04:40:21 PM

abb3w: And the chorus calling for the tax returns now includes RINOs like Bill Kristol and George Will.

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When Bill Kristol is calling for it, you know something is F'ed up...
 
2012-07-15 04:45:31 PM
Obama announces that he retroactively won World War 2 for the US.

Top that, Romney.
 
2012-07-15 04:47:09 PM
#retroactively is now trending, lol.

"Michael Jordan has declared he retired retroactively, those two seasons with the Wizards don't count."

"Al Gore says he was retroactively president from 2001-2009."

And it goes on from there.
 
2012-07-15 04:50:21 PM

robsul82: Shocked if #retiredretroactively isn't a running joke on Twitter with people saying they did ______ retroactively.


#Retroactively is already trending on Twitter
 
2012-07-15 04:50:23 PM

Sgt Otter: sammyk: I've heard this same point made by several farkers in the last few days. What is Rahm's fark handle?

[img.photobucket.com image 400x400]

He also posted this in another thread.


Nah, you can't be Emanuel. You don't swear enough.
 
2012-07-15 04:52:22 PM

cameroncrazy1984: robsul82: Shocked if #retiredretroactively isn't a running joke on Twitter with people saying they did ______ retroactively.

#Retroactively is already trending on Twitter


Yep, lol, Twitter is blowing up. Mitt, you're the Romneyest.

"Sorry, Mitt, by this time next week your party may have #retroactively nominated Rick Santorum."
 
2012-07-15 04:54:36 PM
I wasn't cheating on my wife, I was retroactively dating.
 
2012-07-15 04:57:12 PM

BSABSVR: I wasn't cheating on my wife, I was retroactively dating.


I may have to use this...
 
2012-07-15 04:59:26 PM

BSABSVR: I wasn't cheating on my wife, I was retroactively dating.


That's going on twitter.

Thanks!
 
2012-07-15 05:00:36 PM
p.twimg.com
 
2012-07-15 05:01:24 PM
Sandusky: I wasn't molesting children, I was retroactively having sex with adults.
 
2012-07-15 05:02:21 PM

cameroncrazy1984: BSABSVR: I wasn't cheating on my wife, I was retroactively dating.

That's going on twitter.

Thanks!


Already there...sorta

Melhi@Melhi

"Technically, you didn't catch me cheating. I'm #retroactively breaking up w/ you last week" This is how the world works, right Mittens?
 
2012-07-15 05:12:37 PM
I didn't kill my baby. I had a retroactive abortion.
 
2012-07-15 05:12:38 PM
Romney didn't pass Romneycare; simply implemented Obamacare retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 05:14:45 PM
Meh, it is an interesting idea to say that McCain passed over Romney for Barbie, but they were looking more for a boost than a liability (obviously). Women and evangelicals were much needed demos, and Romney didn't offer much to McCain other than obviously a smaller chance of inadvertently torpedoing the campaign.
 
2012-07-15 05:14:50 PM
Bristol Palin became an abstinence expert retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 05:15:40 PM
"We were on a break!"
 
2012-07-15 05:15:55 PM

Walker: ...

"You can't say to the SEC, 'I was the CEO, chairman and president, but I'm not responsible. I'm not accountable.'"

True dat.


If you're Mitt Romney you can. And you're a dumb poopy-head if you can't see that.
 
2012-07-15 05:16:40 PM
A really tall tower was constructed in Wasilla in order to see Russia... retroactively.
 
2012-07-15 05:17:53 PM
I've been waiting for this. When do we get the ad?

Also, I really want the Romney vs. Romney debate ad. They have to make that; they can't leave this to TDS.
 
2012-07-15 05:17:55 PM
"So if I retroactively keep drinking beers, I would never run out of beer, right?"
 
2012-07-15 05:18:40 PM
I really don't understand how they thought this would work. These people are terrible at this.
 
2012-07-15 05:18:59 PM
"If I stick a chicken wing in my dickhole, I can retroactively prevent my pregnant secretary from getting pregnant?"
 
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