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(Wikipedia)   The End Is Nigh. How long can the White family survive? Will Hank finally discover Walt's dark secret? What will Walt Jr. have for breakfast? It's your Breaking Bad Season 5 Premiere discussion thread (airs tonight at 10 PM ET)   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line 40
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2012-07-15 10:35:26 PM
7 votes:
New AMC crossover event: The Walking Ted.
2012-07-15 09:45:56 PM
4 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-07-15 09:02:25 PM
4 votes:
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2012-07-15 06:08:42 PM
4 votes:
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2012-07-15 02:44:49 PM
4 votes:
The End Is Nigh. How long can the White family survive?

Oh, okay, I thought this was a super racist political thread at first.
2012-07-15 10:14:11 PM
3 votes:

consider this: So there are two universes now, right? I guess we'll call the other Walt, Walternate.


WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT
2012-07-15 08:08:20 PM
3 votes:

violentsalvation: cman: I really wished I had some meth about now.

Damn, I aint doing too good today.

[i798.photobucket.com image 500x375]


You have mail.

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list


You keep farking that chicken.
2012-07-16 11:08:07 AM
2 votes:
i1230.photobucket.com
2012-07-15 11:15:27 PM
2 votes:
i10.photobucket.com

Here we go.
2012-07-15 11:08:22 PM
2 votes:

rcantley: Wait, how did they know the screen was broken on a laptop closed and sealed in an evidence bag?


Because Walt said so.
2012-07-15 10:11:21 PM
2 votes:
ELLSWORTH APPEARENCE!

/when's Olyphant showing up?
2012-07-15 09:51:32 PM
2 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

my body is ready
2012-07-15 09:10:47 PM
2 votes:

TommyymmoT: ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Who are you, Jodie Foster?



Goddamn motherfarking hockey thread troll, that's who. And now he's in my Breaking Bad-ios. He's spent all summer telling everyone in Phoenix that they deserve to lose their NHL team b/c they're all assholes (or something), and now he's here.

/Come to think of it, maybe he just has something against desert States...
2012-07-15 08:25:19 PM
2 votes:

ontariolightning: Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

I can't really differentiate Vic Mackey from Walter White.. maybe that will change but for that to happen Walter has to kill an in innocent person.


Dude...he poisoned a child.
2012-07-15 07:14:20 PM
2 votes:

CavalierEternal: fap fap fap fap fap


i521.photobucket.com
2012-07-15 04:00:39 PM
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2012-07-15 03:47:01 PM
2 votes:
My prediction: Walt dies in the first five minutes, and the rest of the series focuses on his son taking up the mantle. They'll retitle it as "Bad Breakfast".
2012-07-16 07:17:46 PM
1 votes:

Trocadero: The laptop flying into the truck is a great "It's time to stop posting" image.


i.imgur.com
2012-07-16 01:05:02 PM
1 votes:
The laptop flying into the truck is a great "It's time to stop posting" image.
2012-07-16 12:06:28 PM
1 votes:

Mad_Radhu: jimpoz: On the next episode of Mythbusters...

Now that you mention it, it would be cool to have an entire episode devoted to the science of Breaking Bad.


On this episode of Mythbusters:

"Does Walter White's recipe for meth really work? How pure is it? And how jacked does it make you?"
2012-07-16 07:33:35 AM
1 votes:

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 370x201]


those are all great - thanksabunch for doing that. I'll be sending you a gift certificate for a
"rooty tooty crystal bluey" breakfast from Denny's posthaste.
2012-07-16 03:03:05 AM
1 votes:
You don't pull on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't mess around with Walt.
2012-07-16 12:06:28 AM
1 votes:

Farkin' Uke: theflatline: NASAM: phimuskapsi: NASAM: ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list

Nothing can top The Wire or The Shield. No way. But this is the best thing on TV right now.

It's better than both of those. The Wire had some OFF seasons, and the last one was farking weaksauce.

Breaking Bad as it progresses each season has bettered the last, and that's tough to do considering where it has already gone.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, no matter how wrong it may be.

Look, I love BB, but it's nowhere near as good as The Wire or The Shield.

And anyone that uses "weaksauce", has no credibility. Sorry.

Walt would have been no match for Omar. Omar would have strolled in, took the money, the drugs, farked Jessie in he ass, and then shot Mike.

Vic then shoots Omar in the back of the head and drops his plant piece on the body whilst resting his orange rock nuts on the chin of the corpse


And then Omar and Vic are carried out of the Breaking Bad Universe by a...Christmas Pterodactyl!
2012-07-15 11:36:24 PM
1 votes:
I have no idea why anyone responds to anything that the Canadian shaped pile of fail posts about ANY topic, but regardless of the thread (TV, politics, hockey) he is invariably wrong about it. Even if he was a douchebag that just always seems to be wrong through random chance, he would still be right approximately half the time due to the volume of posts that he makes. No, being 100% wrong 100% of the time suggests that he has to know what the correct and/or non douchebag thing to say is and then he goes with the exact opposite.

/You are as truly terrible as this Reno911 ripoff and you should feel bad
//Can't wait for next week's BB, but gotta rewatch all the other seasons at some point, too
2012-07-15 10:54:10 PM
1 votes:

consider this: Lord of Allusions: Door's over there. Bye.

Damn dude, you sure are touchy. I'm making a joke and don't care about the scientific accuracy of the plot. If you look above, you'll see that I gave a guy crap for trying to get all geeky on the details. Untwist your panties.


Oh, well then try something funny next time.
2012-07-15 10:51:10 PM
1 votes:

Pontious Pilates: Why does Miller 64 suck?

Because I say so.


This is going to be a thing isn't it?
2012-07-15 10:50:24 PM
1 votes:

consider this: Jumping the shark
Nuking the fridge
Magnetizing the hard drive


Door's over there. Bye.
2012-07-15 10:49:43 PM
1 votes:
Jumping the shark
Nuking the fridge
Magnetizing the hard drive
2012-07-15 10:42:48 PM
1 votes:
Breaking Bald
2012-07-15 10:31:46 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2012-07-15 10:29:50 PM
1 votes:

Trocadero: farkING MAGNETS


HOW DO THEY WORK?
2012-07-15 10:28:54 PM
1 votes:
farkING MAGNETS
2012-07-15 10:22:38 PM
1 votes:
Sorry, Stella Artois, but I'll take the Soviet Jetpack over your beer.
2012-07-15 10:21:35 PM
1 votes:
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys.
2012-07-15 10:13:20 PM
1 votes:

Pontious Pilates: HOLY FARK WHAT DID HE WIN?


Another Emmy!

/"I am the one who zou bisou bisous!"
2012-07-15 10:03:31 PM
1 votes:
Ellsworth!!
2012-07-15 09:06:25 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-15 08:50:20 PM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.


Who are you, Jodie Foster?
2012-07-15 08:45:17 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: I'd like to find the program director, and mount his explosives filled head on the back of a tortoise.


"HOLA HBO"
2012-07-15 08:43:54 PM
1 votes:
Uh-oh. It's on the same time as The News Room.
No biggie. HBO will repeat it 20 times this week.

Why do they have to do that?
You wait all day for a show that doesn't cater to people who eat their crayons, and they have to put 2 on, at the exact same time.

I'd like to find the program director, and mount his explosives filled head on the back of a tortoise.
 
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