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(Wikipedia)   The End Is Nigh. How long can the White family survive? Will Hank finally discover Walt's dark secret? What will Walt Jr. have for breakfast? It's your Breaking Bad Season 5 Premiere discussion thread (airs tonight at 10 PM ET)   ( divider line
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2012-07-16 01:22:30 AM  
2 votes:
I'd like to believe Gus was savvy enough to use True Crypt all along, and all their efforts were unnecessary.
2012-07-15 10:50:24 PM  
2 votes:

consider this: Jumping the shark
Nuking the fridge
Magnetizing the hard drive

Door's over there. Bye.
2012-07-16 07:17:46 PM  
1 vote:

Trocadero: The laptop flying into the truck is a great "It's time to stop posting" image.
2012-07-16 12:01:52 PM  
1 vote:

jimpoz: On the next episode of Mythbusters...

Now that you mention it, it would be cool to have an entire episode devoted to the science of Breaking Bad.
2012-07-16 10:38:26 AM  
1 vote:
Let's face it, if you think Breaking Bad is overhyped, your opinion on everything is immediately suspect. No one will ever take anything you ever say seriously again, because you just vomited shiat out of your mouth and called it an opinion.
2012-07-16 04:24:07 AM  
1 vote:
2012-07-16 02:56:59 AM  
1 vote:

Oxotoxo: Sorry scientists but in the Bb universe, magnets really do work like that as well as accept variable current.

We're talking about a universe where a character who begins every sentence with "Yo" and ends every sentence with "b*tch" can do business directly with the ruthless, unforgiving head of a massive drug cartel and not end up ground into bits and deposited into the nearest swamp.

Suspend your disbelief.
2012-07-16 02:15:10 AM  
1 vote:
Walt is using Skylar's fear of him to reestablish control over their relationship.
2012-07-15 11:36:24 PM  
1 vote:
I have no idea why anyone responds to anything that the Canadian shaped pile of fail posts about ANY topic, but regardless of the thread (TV, politics, hockey) he is invariably wrong about it. Even if he was a douchebag that just always seems to be wrong through random chance, he would still be right approximately half the time due to the volume of posts that he makes. No, being 100% wrong 100% of the time suggests that he has to know what the correct and/or non douchebag thing to say is and then he goes with the exact opposite.

/You are as truly terrible as this Reno911 ripoff and you should feel bad
//Can't wait for next week's BB, but gotta rewatch all the other seasons at some point, too
2012-07-15 11:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

CavalierEternal: wwSpoon: phimuskapsi: That was one hell of an back to waiting an agonizing week between episodes >.

And then a year for the second half of the season. I hate season breaks so much.

This will be the first season that I've had to wait a week between episodes since I downloaded the first three seasons and most of season four right up until last season's finale. This is going to hurt.

Yeah I watched the first one on TV. Then realized I could just forget about it for awhile and watch them all at once. This summer I got caught up, I'm gonna HATE the wait.
2012-07-15 10:59:46 PM  
1 vote:
Worst 1st episode ever for Breaking Bad

I waited a year for that?
2012-07-15 10:54:10 PM  
1 vote:

consider this: Lord of Allusions: Door's over there. Bye.

Damn dude, you sure are touchy. I'm making a joke and don't care about the scientific accuracy of the plot. If you look above, you'll see that I gave a guy crap for trying to get all geeky on the details. Untwist your panties.

Oh, well then try something funny next time.
2012-07-15 10:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
I guess "Walt with hair" is this season's pink teddy bear?
2012-07-15 10:30:34 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Prediction: Walt nukes New Mexico.

Thus somehow starting the Walking Dead apocalypse...
2012-07-15 10:14:25 PM  
1 vote:

consider this: So there are two universes now, right? I guess we'll call the other Walt, Walternate.

didn't you notie one had a goatee, and one had a beard?
2012-07-15 10:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
Bobby? Are they going to fight ghosts this season?
2012-07-15 09:52:10 PM  
1 vote:

jaytkay: WTF is Braking Bad?

/ Not TV
// And obviously no cable

Got Netflix? Queue up and watch Seasons 1-4 of Breaking Bad. DO NOT watch Season 5 until this is done.
2012-07-15 09:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
IDK if anyone posted this link yet, but if you want amc is streaming this for free as an FU to dish network dropping them. So if anyone like me doesnt have a requisite cable package and wants to watch legally for free, here is the link:

2012-07-15 09:10:47 PM  
1 vote:

TommyymmoT: ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Who are you, Jodie Foster?

Goddamn motherfarking hockey thread troll, that's who. And now he's in my Breaking Bad-ios. He's spent all summer telling everyone in Phoenix that they deserve to lose their NHL team b/c they're all assholes (or something), and now he's here.

/Come to think of it, maybe he just has something against desert States...
2012-07-15 08:50:56 PM  
1 vote:
If this show is not worthy of the hype I don't know why you are in the thread, you obviously have something better to do, like masturbating to mean old Vic Mackey while watching The Shield reruns or a long night of shoving a gatorade bottle up your own ass. Goodbye threadshiatting troll.

2012-07-15 08:50:20 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Who are you, Jodie Foster?
2012-07-15 08:41:38 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype.


You shared your opinion. But don't hang around if you're just going to piss on this thread and the others.
2012-07-15 08:32:00 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?
2012-07-15 08:25:19 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.


I can't really differentiate Vic Mackey from Walter White.. maybe that will change but for that to happen Walter has to kill an in innocent person.

Dude...he poisoned a child.
2012-07-15 08:04:47 PM  
1 vote:
Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list
2012-07-15 06:59:51 PM  
1 vote:

The Iconoclast: A few years back my lady friend was telling me about Breaking Bad and she had the first season on dvd. I was reluctant and thought a show about meth was not anything I would like. By the end of the first season I was hooked.

The subject matter was about the last thing that interested me also, but then I saw the first three seasons on Netfix and watched them all and then got the fourth season on Amazon. Best show ever. The bad thing is that now it seems like everything else is lame in comparison. I'm not even that interested in Dexter when it starts back up.
2012-07-15 05:00:45 PM  
1 vote:
For anyone who cares, also premiering tonight at 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim...
2012-07-15 02:34:25 PM  
1 vote:

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