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CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 02:34:25 PM

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kingoomieiii		2012-07-15 02:44:49 PM

The End Is Nigh. How long can the White family survive?

Oh, okay, I thought this was a super racist political thread at first.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-07-15 03:04:17 PM

I won't be around the computer to comment during tonight's episode, but I believe that the season premiere has racked up 98% on Metacritic.

That's unheard of. This is going to be AWESOME.

t3knomanser		2012-07-15 03:47:01 PM

My prediction: Walt dies in the first five minutes, and the rest of the series focuses on his son taking up the mantle. They'll retitle it as "Bad Breakfast".

elvisaintdead		2012-07-15 04:00:39 PM

cman		2012-07-15 04:15:38 PM

I really wished I had some meth about now.

Damn, I aint doing too good today.

Lando Lincoln		2012-07-15 04:21:34 PM

It's going to be oatmeal. I know a guy that works on the show.

Oatmeal. Book it. Done.

Ender's		2012-07-15 04:28:41 PM

Am I the only one masturbating furiously over this? Seriously, guys, my arm is starting to hurt I've been doing it so long waiting for this.

Warchild		2012-07-15 04:35:48 PM

Ender's: Am I the only one masturbating furiously over this?

Nope. I've been chafed raw for weeks now.

CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 05:00:45 PM

For anyone who cares, also premiering tonight at 11:30 PM ET on Adult Swim...

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doglover		2012-07-15 05:43:16 PM

Fixing Good

elvisaintdead		2012-07-15 06:08:42 PM

violentsalvation		2012-07-15 06:26:22 PM

cman: I really wished I had some meth about now.

Damn, I aint doing too good today.

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The Iconoclast		2012-07-15 06:35:24 PM

A few years back my lady friend was telling me about Breaking Bad and she had the first season on dvd. I was reluctant and thought a show about meth was not anything I would like. By the end of the first season I was hooked.

shanrick		2012-07-15 06:59:51 PM

The Iconoclast: A few years back my lady friend was telling me about Breaking Bad and she had the first season on dvd. I was reluctant and thought a show about meth was not anything I would like. By the end of the first season I was hooked.

The subject matter was about the last thing that interested me also, but then I saw the first three seasons on Netfix and watched them all and then got the fourth season on Amazon. Best show ever. The bad thing is that now it seems like everything else is lame in comparison. I'm not even that interested in Dexter when it starts back up.

CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 07:02:06 PM

logieal		2012-07-15 07:14:20 PM

CavalierEternal: fap fap fap fap fap

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some_beer_drinker		2012-07-15 07:55:22 PM

i'm like, tripping balls, man.

balls, tripping

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:04:47 PM

Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list

libranoelrose		2012-07-15 08:08:20 PM

violentsalvation: cman: I really wished I had some meth about now.

Damn, I aint doing too good today.

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You have mail.

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list

You keep farking that chicken.

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:17:00 PM

Walt needs to threaten a judge and coerce innocent witnesses.
He needs to kill an actual innocent by his own hands.

Gale was not an innocent, he played the game like every other dealer/manufacturer.
Saul is not an innocent either.. just a criminal/lawyer so Walt threatening Saul is.. nothing really.

As for Andreas kid.. his mom is romantically connected/ is a junkie.
Plus it was a controlled poison. It was bad but not super evil bad.. since it happens to kids
more than one would think there.

He hasn't broke bad yet.

Warchild		2012-07-15 08:22:00 PM

It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:23:55 PM

Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

I can't really differentiate Vic Mackey from Walter White.. maybe that will change but for that to happen Walter has to kill an in innocent person.

CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 08:25:19 PM

ontariolightning: Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

I can't really differentiate Vic Mackey from Walter White.. maybe that will change but for that to happen Walter has to kill an in innocent person.

Dude...he poisoned a child.

Mugato		2012-07-15 08:29:15 PM

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype

Yes it is. I barely even watch television and yeah, it's worth the hype.

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:30:46 PM

CavalierEternal: ontariolightning: Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

I can't really differentiate Vic Mackey from Walter White.. maybe that will change but for that to happen Walter has to kill an in innocent person.

Dude...he poisoned a child.

Yes with a common plant that grows in the area. The child didn't die, was never going to.

violentsalvation		2012-07-15 08:32:00 PM

ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:33:32 PM

violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

violentsalvation		2012-07-15 08:38:13 PM

ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Walter is fully aware of the direct and indirect consequences of his actions, like you know, a f*cking midair jetliner collision right over his house, yet he continues.

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:40:19 PM

Warchild: It was only a matter of time before "that guy" showed up.

/feh

Are you intimidated by varying point of views? Were you expecting this to be one giant circle jerk? I don't know what you did in community college but jesus christ man, nobody wants to see you taking part in that.

elvisaintdead		2012-07-15 08:41:38 PM

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype.

wellbye.jpg

Seriously.
You shared your opinion. But don't hang around if you're just going to piss on this thread and the others.

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:42:53 PM

violentsalvation: ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Walter is fully aware of the direct and indirect consequences of his actions, like you know, a f*cking midair jetliner collision right over his house, yet he continues.

Those deaths were not his fault. The father made the decision to go back to work earlier than he was supposed to. The What If games are bullshiat

TommyymmoT		2012-07-15 08:43:54 PM

Uh-oh. It's on the same time as The News Room.
No biggie. HBO will repeat it 20 times this week.

Why do they have to do that?
You wait all day for a show that doesn't cater to people who eat their crayons, and they have to put 2 on, at the exact same time.

I'd like to find the program director, and mount his explosives filled head on the back of a tortoise.

CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 08:45:17 PM

TommyymmoT: I'd like to find the program director, and mount his explosives filled head on the back of a tortoise.

"HOLA HBO"

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:46:20 PM

elvisaintdead: ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype.

wellbye.jpg

Seriously.
You shared your opinion. But don't hang around if you're just going to piss on this thread and the others.

I believe in freedom of speech. Imstaying.jpg
I watch the show, but you farkers worship the show as if its a God
someone needs to keep it real

CavalierEternal		2012-07-15 08:48:08 PM

ontariolightning: elvisaintdead: ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype.

wellbye.jpg

Seriously.
You shared your opinion. But don't hang around if you're just going to piss on this thread and the others.

I believe in freedom of speech. Imstaying.jpg
I watch the show, but you farkers worship the show as if its a God
someone needs to keep it real

Oh? Well...alright then.

/ignored

ontariolightning		2012-07-15 08:49:23 PM

actually i am leaving

and i hope this season sucks the big one

maybe that'll bring you all back down to reality

Not even the Wire was perfect

recognize your delusions

TommyymmoT		2012-07-15 08:50:20 PM

ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Who are you, Jodie Foster?

violentsalvation		2012-07-15 08:50:56 PM

If this show is not worthy of the hype I don't know why you are in the thread, you obviously have something better to do, like masturbating to mean old Vic Mackey while watching The Shield reruns or a long night of shoving a gatorade bottle up your own ass. Goodbye threadshiatting troll.

*Plonk*

elvisaintdead		2012-07-15 08:55:32 PM

ontariolightning: someone needs to keep it real

then be someone somewhat mature and human and constructive. try it sometime.

elvisaintdead		2012-07-15 08:56:17 PM

CavalierEternal: Oh? Well...alright then.

/ignored

this, too. :D

Up and Atom		2012-07-15 09:02:25 PM

I Like Bread		2012-07-15 09:05:40 PM

Unfortunately, I will be catching up this week on Netflix. I hope they re-air Ep. 1 before next Sunday.

shanrick		2012-07-15 09:06:25 PM

Farnn		2012-07-15 09:07:42 PM

shanrick: The Iconoclast: A few years back my lady friend was telling me about Breaking Bad and she had the first season on dvd. I was reluctant and thought a show about meth was not anything I would like. By the end of the first season I was hooked.

The subject matter was about the last thing that interested me also, but then I saw the first three seasons on Netfix and watched them all and then got the fourth season on Amazon. Best show ever. The bad thing is that now it seems like everything else is lame in comparison. I'm not even that interested in Dexter when it starts back up.

Everyone says the subject matter was a turn-off before they got into the show, but that was one of the reasons I got into the show in the first place. Maybe it's because I grew up and live in NYC and don't know anyone affected by meth in any way. I've also always really enjoyed chemistry and was a big fan of Cranston from his time on Malcolm in the Middle, so I got into the show at the very beginning.

t3knomanser		2012-07-15 09:09:12 PM

I Like Bread: Unfortunately, I will be catching up this week on Netflix. I hope they re-air Ep. 1 before next Sunday.

They're putting it on their website for Dish users.

HempHead		2012-07-15 09:10:03 PM

I am still pissed AMC is splitting the final season up over 2 years. Episodes 9-16 won't even air until next summer.

/hated it when they did it with the Shield
//hated it when they did it with Battlestar Galactica
///soon to be angry they did it with the second half of the Hobbit.

NASAM		2012-07-15 09:10:40 PM

ontariolightning: Breaking Bad is not worthy of all this hype. Daily Breaking Bad threads on fark with the same people saying the same things.. its overhyped. Over hype ruins shiat. Its a great show but unless it ends better than The Shield, which is nearly impossible then it'll be #3 below The Wire & The Shield on my list

Nothing can top The Wire or The Shield. No way. But this is the best thing on TV right now.

Loomy		2012-07-15 09:10:47 PM

TommyymmoT: ontariolightning: violentsalvation: ontariolightning: He hasn't broke bad yet.

WTF are you talking about, retard?

Killing other criminals doesn't impress me.

Who are you, Jodie Foster?

Goddamn motherfarking hockey thread troll, that's who. And now he's in my Breaking Bad-ios. He's spent all summer telling everyone in Phoenix that they deserve to lose their NHL team b/c they're all assholes (or something), and now he's here.

/Come to think of it, maybe he just has something against desert States...

HotWingAgenda		2012-07-15 09:11:11 PM

ontariolightning: actually i am leaving

and i hope this season sucks the big one

maybe that'll bring you all back down to reality

Not even the Wire was perfect

recognize your delusions

Speaking as someone who doesn't even watch the show... well, bye. If you don't like it, do like me and don't bother watching it. Watching something just to have ammo for criticizing it is just a waste of your time.

/just checks these threads in case someone reveals a plotpoint that will make me want to watch

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