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(Quad City Times)   25,000 cans of beer on the wall, 25,000 cans of beer, take one down and pass it around, adjudicate cases by interpretation of the state constitution... wait.... wuh?   (qctimes.com) divider line 33
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2012-07-15 01:15:51 PM  
From the looks of the picture in TFA, he's got a lot of doubles.
 
2012-07-15 01:18:44 PM  
They need an Obama beer.
 
2012-07-15 01:19:17 PM  
Well if he doesn't want them anymore, he can take them to the grocery store and get the deposits back.

/right?
 
2012-07-15 01:20:54 PM  

ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.


Strong, smooth, good with neo-con tears on the side.
 
2012-07-15 01:21:02 PM  
That didn't rhyme....
 
2012-07-15 01:21:11 PM  
My dad had 34k of them.
Used to by them by the case and as long as my pals would open them from the bottom and rinse them out, he was cool with having a few after school on weekends.

Olde Frothingshlosh Pale Stale Ale, FTW.
The foam is on the bottom
Guaranteed to fit any size glass.
 
2012-07-15 01:27:13 PM  
Now Waterman - and particularly his wife - would sincerely love to find a nonprofit group or museum to donate them to. He doesn't even drink beer anymore. "I've run out of room," Waterman said. "I've run out of interest."

He could make one of these...

www.menshealth.com
 
2012-07-15 01:27:19 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 01:28:26 PM  
My grandmother, who was a fan of prohibition, collected Jim Beam bottles.

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-07-15 01:29:12 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.

Strong, smooth, good with neo-con tears on the side.


I was thinking bitter, light, over priced, and requires a Lime to be drinkable. Also would be in expensive packaging.
 
2012-07-15 01:29:36 PM  
He doesn't even drink beer anymore.

Must be one of those end-of-life things. The body starts shutting down, stops wanting beer.
 
2012-07-15 01:31:28 PM  

MadameX:


I love my ancestry culture.
 
2012-07-15 01:31:32 PM  

Ebenator: From the looks of the picture in TFA, he's got a lot of doubles.


No, in the collectors world, it's called variants.

/collecting is a sickness

/glad I cure myself
 
das
2012-07-15 01:32:05 PM  

Aikidogamer: Kumana Wanalaia: ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.

Strong, smooth, good with neo-con tears on the side.

I was thinking bitter, light, not much of a head, over priced, and requires a Lime to be drinkable. Also would be in expensive packaging.

 
2012-07-15 01:36:21 PM  

ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.


An oatmeal stout with 20% alcohol and phenalthaline. Goes down sweet and gives you hope but leaves you shiatting your brains out for 4 hours.
 
2012-07-15 01:38:22 PM  

Aikidogamer: MadameX:

I love my ancestry culture.


1.bp.blogspot.com

/Terrible title subster
 
2012-07-15 01:38:37 PM  
Dude collects cans and considers their contents irrelevant. I didn't think it was possible but that's an even lamer hobby than philately.
 
2012-07-15 01:39:04 PM  
The cans are organized by country and size and arranged alphabetically

That must suck when he gets a new one and has to shift every beer can down one spot.
 
2012-07-15 01:54:05 PM  

All_Farked_Up: ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.

An oatmeal stout with 20% alcohol and phenalthaline. Goes down sweet and gives you hope but leaves you shiatting your brains out for 4 hours.


CSB

I went to a beer tasting event and there was a 13.9% alcohol beer that tasted like chocolate milk. I got hammered 4oz at a time. Basically every 4oz was like 12oz of the normal "beer" the average American drinks.
 
2012-07-15 02:23:54 PM  
Aikidogamer. das:

Yep, makes those neo-con tears as sweet as honey. Thanks for the refill.
 
2012-07-15 02:31:32 PM  
Here's my collection. Pretty impressive, if you ask me.
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 02:34:41 PM  
it doesn't matter what you collect. they are always secretive collectors who have massive or extremely valuable collections unknown until the person dies.
 
2012-07-15 02:35:28 PM  
Aikidogamer >went to a beer tasting event and there was a 13.9% alcohol beer .... 13.9% ,thats not beer, thats more like a mickey desinged to knock you out
 
2012-07-15 02:45:21 PM  
Puts me in the mood to go to a "Beer Summit" at the White House. And drink some shiatty ass Obama Beer.
 
2012-07-15 02:52:58 PM  

cajunns: Aikidogamer >went to a beer tasting event and there was a 13.9% alcohol beer .... 13.9% ,thats not beer, thats more like a mickey desinged to knock you out


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-07-15 03:10:07 PM  

ima turkey: Puts me in the mood to go to a "Beer Summit" at the White House. And drink some shiatty ass Obama Beer.


I don't care what kind of beer they serve at the White House, but I'd love to sit down with the president (Obama or any past president) and have a beer and shoot the shiat with them.

If Obama were really cool he'd do this. Obviously he can't sit down for a beer with every citizen, but maybe set up a lottery or a system where he selects people who submit a short essay on why they should have a beer with him. None of this $50,000 a plate dinner bullshiat either. Get Obama in touch with a more average American.

Hmmmm - you think Obama would post on TF if someone sponsored him?

Nah - probably not.

If he cared about us though, he would.
 
2012-07-15 03:13:09 PM  
Wonder if he's got any of these.
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

Used to drink that shiat back in college, like $6 or so a case. It was incredibly cheap and you could return a case of bottles the next day and get enough cash back to buy a pack of smokes.

/
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
Yeah, but do you have any oil cans?
 
2012-07-15 03:21:07 PM  
www.rustycans.com

/BCCA represent!
 
2012-07-15 03:32:56 PM  

ima turkey: They need an Obama beer.


Obama drinks Bud Light.
 
2012-07-15 04:35:54 PM  

flaminio: [www.rustycans.com image 215x380]

/BCCA represent!


BCCA member also. Collect Budweiser stuff mainly. Yeah, I know, watered down pee, etc. etc...
 
2012-07-15 05:23:46 PM  
I have about 100 different cans.

i306.photobucket.com

i306.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 05:28:16 PM  

largedon: Wonder if he's got any of these.


Used to drink that shiat back in college, like $6 or so a case. It was incredibly cheap and you could return a case of bottles the next day and get enough cash back to buy a pack of smokes.


I've got one of those.
 
2012-07-16 06:20:24 PM  

flaminio: [www.rustycans.com image 215x380]

/BCCA represent!


I'm wearing dad's old vintage '70's Keystone Chapter tee shirt right now, so I'm getting a kick.
 
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