She's amazing. I wonder how much of that is surgical help?

Riding barefoot on a motorbike seems like an insanely stupid thing to do though.

I'd fark her.

iron_city_ap: Celebrities tend to be pretty damn short, but seeing that Elle is close to 6' tall, I'm gonna say thats a damn big motor.

It's a 4 litre V6... it's gonna take up some space.

Met her in '80 in Atlanta and she was a total biatch.

/No wait......That was Cheryl Tiegs.
// "sigh"
/// lawn, etc

like playing russian roulette with the pistol aimed at your junk...

ElLoco: Meh. She was never really my type to begin with.

My type:
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Have you seen her lately? In Miracle Day she hit the wall pretty hard.

BumpInTheNight: Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
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what WRONG with your face??

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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
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I see a car with a damaged tranny

BumpInTheNight: Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:

I know what's not in the picture.


A hot chick that would take attention away from the red corvette shes in the way of.

That's what's not in the picturde.

Hector Felix: Well, being just about her age, I can see a few details. The skin on her arms looks old, slightly wrinkly. Her triceps are sagging. She certainly doesn't have the glow of youth. She does look a lot better than me, of course. Life is a double-edged sword. What does that even mean? I don't know.

It means it whacks at you coming and going.

/Or something.
//She is indeed a beautiful woman, who seems to be aging gracefully.

It would be my pleasure make her very happy.


/It's what I do!

To go along with the boat theme, I'd wreck that so bad that Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it

elle certainly caught my attention back in the day but nikki taylor has and always will have a special place in my heart... and in my pants.

/both elle and nikki aged well, i believe.

Jument: She's amazing. I wonder how much of that is surgical help?

Riding barefoot on a motorbike seems like an insanely stupid thing to do though.

I figure that the only way I'd have a shot is that she's up for doing insanely stupid things, I take that as a good sign!

Oldiron_79: I'd wreck that so bad that Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it

"As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most" has to be one of the clumsiest lines ever, though.

And now, another woman who seems to be aging gracefully:

Hate to see those legs all farked up with road rash, Put some pants on when on a scooter ya dumb coont

forever alone thread !!!

She's thin but looks hard or as J.H. Jr would say...."sharp".

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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
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Dude, of all the photos of hot women posing next to cars that are on the internet, the best you could do is the Joker's daughter?

The broad knows nothing about sammiches.

whatshisname: BumpInTheNight: Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
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I see a car with a damaged tranny

Awesome.

BumpInTheNight: Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:

Why is Gomez Addams wearing a bikini?

Just to make you all feel better, she'll still be way out of your league when she's 60.

Racquel Welch is 72, and she's STILL hotter than Kristin Stewart.

Quantum Apostrophe: Why would you call your child "Elle"? Do you see French people calling their kid "Her"?

Actually, it's French for "she" / Grammar Nazi mode

Being only 230 miles from Mexico, and having (guess) 15% of the population for whom Latin American Spanish is their primary or only language, I'm surprised by the amount that this kind of stuff goes on with that langauge here ... we have fancy apartment complex chains who name locations "[Name of Chain] Los Arboles" and a local TexMex place called "Matt's El Rancho" ... El Gringo more like :)

My bunk.

I'll be there.

ParaHandy

Being only 230 miles from Mexico


Wow - you should keep your passport in your pocket in case you accidentally trip and fall across the border.

danceswithcrows: Oldiron_79: I'd wreck that so bad that Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it

"As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most" has to be one of the clumsiest lines ever, though.

And now, another woman who seems to be aging gracefully:
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I specifically remember that sports illustrated swimsuit edition. She has aged gracefully. I'd still tap that.

Anybody with kids on their lawn remember an SNL ep where Elle was supposed to be the date from hell? She put her bare feet up on the dinner table and started playing with her toes?

I thought, Elle Macpherson's feet on my dinner table is supposed to be gross? I'd be pouring oil and vinegar all over them and OM NOM NOM NOM. Yes, they are feet, but they are Elle Macpherson's feet, and besides, I like feet.

*drool* Man, the things I could do with that engine.

I remember when she posed for PlayBoy. I'd never heard of her & thought she was pretty.
She didn't show any vag & had on oddball gold body make up or some crap. Wasn't really sur why she was famous.

Soon forgot about her. Then years later kept seeing "OMG ELLE MACPHEERSUN'S LITTLE SISTER MADE A SEX TAPE!" banners on porn sites, once again wondering why are these people famous.

Don't see why it's such a big deal when women still look good in their 40's and 50's....at least, their bodies. I can see some women's faces really going downhill if lots of wrinkles are in their DNA.

But pretty much any woman who takes care of herself properly should still in her 40's look at least ALMOST as good as her 20's and 30's, body-wise.

The ones who don't.....simply don't take care of themselves.

I know plenty of women in their 40's who can still wear bikinis and look great, and I know plenty that are still pretty in the face but you wouldn't want to see them in a bikini because they are fat.
Only difference is eating habits and exercise.

Women like to blame motherhood and "life"......well, "life" and "motherhood" don't require overeating. It's just that simple. Even if you don't exercise and aren't as toned as when you were younger, there's no reason you can't be the same weight, or close to it.

twiztedjustin: I remember when she posed for PlayBoy. I'd never heard of her & thought she was pretty.
She didn't show any vag & had on oddball gold body make up or some crap. Wasn't really sur why she was famous.

Soon forgot about her. Then years later kept seeing "OMG ELLE MACPHEERSUN'S LITTLE SISTER MADE A SEX TAPE!" banners on porn sites, once again wondering why are these people famous.

You seriously need to see a movie called Sirens. You'll thank me.

ParaHandy: Quantum Apostrophe: Why would you call your child "Elle"? Do you see French people calling their kid "Her"?

Actually, it's French for "she" / Grammar Nazi mode

Actual it's grammar Vichyist.

EEK! Too skinny!

what an impossibly gorgeous nearly-50-year-old woman might look like ...

Nice... What boat?

I want to be that motorbike between her legs.

I want to motorboat that McPherson.

/Always liked her looks since the late 80s when she graced the pages of SI

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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:

Why is Gomez Addams wearing a bikini?

It's a daily fail link. Moving on...

Why is everyone surprised that a woman who has devoted her entire life and career to looking good still looks good?

If your entire life since you were in your early teens had been focused on that one thing, and you got paid millions on millions of dollars for it, of course you'd look good. She has the good genetics for it, trainers, dieticians, makeup artists, stylists, people who pick out her wardrobe, cooks, and people to take care of all the petty shiat that stresses out and ages the rest of us. Most importantly, she has the time to look that good -- it's all she has to do. Imagine how you'd look if looking good had been your career for 30+ years, and you had the money, support and time to devote to just that one thing. Being surprised by her appearance is like being surprised that Jack Nicklaus can still smoke 99.9999% of people who've ever picked up a golf club.

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That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:

A car and a Meth addict actually.

i upped my meds-up yours: Anybody with kids on their lawn remember an SNL ep where Elle was supposed to be the date from hell? She put her bare feet up on the dinner table and started playing with her toes?

I thought, Elle Macpherson's feet on my dinner table is supposed to be gross? I'd be pouring oil and vinegar all over them and OM NOM NOM NOM. Yes, they are feet, but they are Elle Macpherson's feet, and besides, I like feet.

Plenty of 'em here for you, then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmbqNsTqfnA

Englebert Slaptyback: ParaHandy

Being only 230 miles from Mexico


Wow - you should keep your passport in your pocket in case you accidentally trip and fall across the border.

You keed, but a friend of mine from India (perfectly legal immigrant) once got arrested for being near the border, brown and not having papers .... someone had to get his passport, work permit etc. from his apartment and drive down to Laredo with it to get him out. yes, they could have just used his Texas driving license to look him up in the INS computer, but where's the power trip in that? This was years before Arizona SB 1070 and all the other recent red state derp. The bill of rights doesn't really work within 50 miles of a border, there are federal laws which suspend it.

I am a full resident (green card) and I was once held up at Houston airport for nealry 6 hours by power tripping border agents who don't understand US immigration law properly, and I'm white and European .... said law is byzantinely complex, and they are not even as smart as cops, INS should perhaps have a lawyer on call at every major airport to explain shiat to the meatheads with the guns ... not so much as an apology afterward, their arrogance makes cops look tame.


More seriously, Austin's entire economy runs on non-English speaking Hispanics - any minimum wage job which doesn't require talking to the public, from office cleaning to dishwashers and busboys in restaurants, is done by them. Also outdoor manual labour. They work hard and they don't biatch about the crappy conditions.

ParaHandy: Actually, it's French for "she"

That too. Bear in mind I actually speak the language...