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(Daily Mail)   48 year old woman in a bikini. Eye bleach or hot. Feeling lucky, punk? You can click the link or scroll away   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 164
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2012-07-15 11:44:22 AM
Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-15 12:07:41 PM
It's hard to tell if she's hot or not... We need more pictures from this angle:

img.photobucket.com
(Which is Cindy Crawford btw)
 
2012-07-15 12:22:24 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?


rlv.zcache.com

/ seriously, that is a pretty big motor
// and the engine at the back of the boar is pretty big, too
 
2012-07-15 12:26:30 PM
LTFOAAG

/that is all
 
2012-07-15 12:44:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: LTFOAAG

/that is all


What does that mean?

She looks fantastic.
 
2012-07-15 12:48:14 PM

AbbeySomeone: What does that mean?

She looks fantastic.


Like The Fist Of An Angry God

/yes... indeed she does
 
2012-07-15 01:19:19 PM
Nothing a little Astroglide won't fix.
 
2012-07-15 01:50:26 PM
LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD
 
2012-07-15 02:01:03 PM
Subby is:

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 02:04:37 PM
Daily Mail, stay off of our women.
 
2012-07-15 02:05:09 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]


That or Australians are really small these days.
 
2012-07-15 02:05:17 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]


And that purse ... it's so last week.
 
2012-07-15 02:06:33 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: It's hard to tell if she's hot or not... We need more pictures from this angle:


(Which is Cindy Crawford btw)


There's a suspicious looking white spot on her ass.
 
2012-07-15 02:07:05 PM
Subby

mlkshk.com
 
2012-07-15 02:08:12 PM
With a bit of judicious nip/tuck, lots of money and spare time, and the services of an aggressive personal trainer, we could all look this good at 50. It's not really that impressive.

Because People in power are Stupid:
Cindy Crawford

*fapfapfapfapfapaneurism*
 
2012-07-15 02:08:26 PM
How is this sick tardmitter? She's quite lovely, and any man would be lucky and proud to have her on his ...um....arm?
 
Oak
2012-07-15 02:09:21 PM
Relevant to this 49-year-old guy's interests.
 
2012-07-15 02:09:45 PM
Damn. Just... Damn.
 
2012-07-15 02:10:02 PM

PacManDreaming: Subby is:

[i46.tinypic.com image 332x333]


Subby is attempting Schrodinger's Link. Since the source is the Daily Fail, it could be "Sleek Star-Mom Still Looking Sexy at 40" or "Plump Aging Star Beached in Wales."
 
2012-07-15 02:10:53 PM
Nicely played, Subby.
 
2012-07-15 02:12:16 PM
Why would you call your child "Elle"? Do you see French people calling their kid "Her"?
 
2012-07-15 02:12:27 PM
Paging Tatsuma to the IDF bikini sidebar link...
 
2012-07-15 02:12:44 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]


That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
i38.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 02:13:02 PM
Ohh subbs, if only you knew what the older ones know and do in the sack. I'm glad you like the youngings that just lay there and think their hotness is enough to get you off.
 
2012-07-15 02:13:59 PM
Well, I just turned 40, so she still looks pretty darn hot to me.

/still remember that SI Swimsuit video she did
 
2012-07-15 02:14:04 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: How is this sick tardmitter? She's quite lovely, and any man would be lucky and proud to have her on his ...um....arm?


If that's what your into I guess...
 
2012-07-15 02:14:12 PM
As a 46 year old male, I say....

Help yes!!!
 
2012-07-15 02:14:15 PM
"Hey Arpad, your mom is HAW...." (pause)
"Hey Arpad, you have a stupid name."
 
2012-07-15 02:15:28 PM
I'm a 46 year old man and I'm in better shape than her!

Except from the neck down. And the neck up. But other than those details....
 
2012-07-15 02:15:55 PM

BumpInTheNight: Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]

That's a pretty good eye on you, I suppose next you're going to tell me that there's a car in this damn picture:
[i38.tinypic.com image 400x284]


It's right next to Ms. Fugly...
 
2012-07-15 02:16:31 PM
 
2012-07-15 02:16:33 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]


I was thinking the same thing - what is the rating on that thing?
 
2012-07-15 02:17:09 PM
Her chronological age appears to be about 28. She must ingest babies in a satanic ritual to look that farking good.
 
2012-07-15 02:19:08 PM
Elle's hot, but I have to feel sorry for her son as he has some sort of facial disfiguring condition.
 
2012-07-15 02:19:33 PM

Mark Ratner: There's a suspicious looking white spot on her ass.


No, it's not on her ass... It was put on your screen by him:

No Such Agency: *fapfapfapfapfapaneurism*


Dude, you need to wipe the screen down after use.

PS. This post was in lieu of a less popular post involving the phrase : "Where the fun leaks out"
 
2012-07-15 02:20:46 PM

danceswithcrows: Man On A Mission: the engine at the back of the boar


?

Not sure if this is exactly on-topic, but putting it here anyway. (maybe NSFW.)


That sort of thing is always on topic.
 
2012-07-15 02:21:37 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x718]


Why, oh why couldn't it be a Johnson, opening the door for so many jokes?
 
2012-07-15 02:21:58 PM
Amazing what someone can look like if they care to.

/not married to someone who cares
 
2012-07-15 02:22:05 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Why would you call your child "Elle"? Do you see French people calling their kid "Her"?


It is somewhat common, however, to find men named Male (MAH-lee) and women named Female (fe-MAH-lee) in West Virginia. Some hillbillies are under the impression that the government names children.
 
2012-07-15 02:23:28 PM
Well, being just about her age, I can see a few details. The skin on her arms looks old, slightly wrinkly. Her triceps are sagging. She certainly doesn't have the glow of youth. She does look a lot better than me, of course. Life is a double-edged sword. What does that even mean? I don't know.
 
2012-07-15 02:23:45 PM
That picture definitely made me want to motorboat.
 
2012-07-15 02:24:24 PM
Well Subby, I can scroll away, but it will be a couple of minutes before I can walk away.
 
2012-07-15 02:25:14 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Why would you call your child "Elle"? Do you see French people calling their kid "Her"?


cloudfront2.bostinno.com
 
2012-07-15 02:28:13 PM
Et phone ho...Damn!

/Hope elliot got as lucckly later in life
 
2012-07-15 02:30:38 PM
I won something on the internet!!!! Lucky today indeed...
 
2012-07-15 02:31:12 PM
There was a motor / engine in that pic?
 
2012-07-15 02:32:10 PM
Clever.
Next time there's a link like this, everyone will click with glee hoping to see the hot 48 year old woman in a bikini.
Instead we'll see a typical 48 year old woman in a bikini.
Clever.
 
2012-07-15 02:33:04 PM
Meh. She was never really my type to begin with.

My type:
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 02:34:56 PM
Absolutely horrible. But I'm willing to take one for the team so you guys won't have to deal with her. I'm that giving.
 
2012-07-15 02:36:15 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Is it me, or is that the biggest damn outboard motor ever made?


Celebrities tend to be pretty damn short, but seeing that Elle is close to 6' tall, I'm gonna say thats a damn big motor. Now excuse me while I fap to Elle.
 
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