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(The Sun)   Just to be clear, one of the responsibilities of being the brother of the groom does not include groping the bridesmaids   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 54
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-07-15 08:09:45 AM
Why did nobody tell me this earlier? I've already started planning for my brother's wedding.
 
2012-07-15 08:21:46 AM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because if I had known...
 
2012-07-15 09:14:45 AM
Not one of the responsibilities, perhaps, but one of the perks? Absolutely!
 
2012-07-15 09:16:12 AM
what is with the doll... thing... whatever in the third picture
 
2012-07-15 09:16:17 AM
but i thought the whole GOAL of a wedding was to get everyone laid or "raped"
 
2012-07-15 09:16:18 AM
Without pics of said bridesmaids, I'm not sure I can be motivated to care.
 
2012-07-15 09:18:08 AM
i.imgur.com
My big fat Guido wedding?
 
2012-07-15 09:19:48 AM
What about feeling up the bride?
 
2012-07-15 09:19:48 AM

slapmastered: Not one of the responsibilities, perhaps, but one of the perks? Absolutely!


This (exact words, punctuation, everything)
 
2012-07-15 09:19:57 AM
Before you decide that we need to see what the bridesmaids looked like.
 
2012-07-15 09:22:52 AM
Not?

I always had pretty good luck at non-me-being-groom weddings.

All the wimmins get all wistful and lonely and whatnot
 
2012-07-15 09:24:22 AM
The only bridesmaid at my wedding is going to be a gay man, and - sorry, boys - he's taken.
 
2012-07-15 09:26:31 AM
I thought it was mandatory. No?
 
2012-07-15 09:27:39 AM
ronaprhys
Without pics of said bridesmaids, I'm not sure I can be motivated to care.

I did the CSI thing and shouted "enlarge picture boundaries" at my computer.
The result was a bit blurry, but it looks like they could be gropeable:

i.imgur.com
 
2012-07-15 09:28:52 AM

The Voice of Doom:
I did the CSI thing and shouted "enlarge picture boundaries" at my computer.
The result was a bit blurry, but it looks like they could be gropeable:

[i.imgur.com image 580x326]


Gots to agree. One could do worse at a wedding or, well, anywhere.
 
2012-07-15 09:29:49 AM
FTFA: "Suddenly, there was a scream and Darren and Duane were wrestling on the floor. A few punches were thrown, but the fight was broken up pretty quickly."

But then furious Duane, 40, went on the rampage.


This is why you let a farking fight finish. If Darren was allowed to finish, Duane would have been subdued and the rampage would have never happened.

Pecking orders, how do they farking work?
 
2012-07-15 09:39:06 AM

slapmastered: Not one of the responsibilities, perhaps, but one of the perks? Absolutely!


Especially if they are perky.

Hmm, perky brides maids...

cltampa.com
 
2012-07-15 09:39:40 AM
Serious color imbalance on the grooms. They must be watching Jersey Shores.
 
2012-07-15 09:44:55 AM
Computer, alter image angle, direction: up!

i.imgur.com

/hm, this works better on TV; I guess I need a different computer
 
Ro
2012-07-15 09:51:30 AM
Wedding fight is now finally an Olympic sport?
It's about time -- it was people's favorite for a long time!
 
2012-07-15 09:51:55 AM
FTA -- A spokesman for Lancashire Police said: "A 40-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of affray and for wearing wind baffles on the side of his head."
 
2012-07-15 09:53:22 AM
I beg to differ.
 
2012-07-15 09:59:49 AM

Ro: Wedding fight is now finally an Olympic sport?
It's about time -- it was people's favorite for a long time!


I understand the East German judge gave the couple a 5.0 in their honeymoon suite at Sharm el Sheikh
 
2012-07-15 10:03:19 AM
Well someone has to do it.
It's not like these bridesmaids are going to grope themselves.

/....
/computer, find pictures of bridesmaids groping themselves.
/forward results to the view screen in my bunk.
 
2012-07-15 10:04:51 AM

The Voice of Doom: ronaprhys
Without pics of said bridesmaids, I'm not sure I can be motivated to care.

I did the CSI thing and shouted "enlarge picture boundaries" at my computer.
The result was a bit blurry, but it looks like they could be gropeable:


Good job! Did your monitor go ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ?
Because I can't get mine to do that.

Anyway, every one knows groping bridesmaids is the groom's responsibility. That's why he gets to help pick them. That brother is just an asshole.
 
2012-07-15 10:07:34 AM
Wait... I kinda thought that was why women wanted so badly to be a bridesmaid in their friends' weddings.

Not that I would ever grope them, but they sure do seem eager to get all tarted up and prance around with everyone staring at them and their cleavage, followed by equal eagerness to get piss-drunk at the reception and end up in a broom closet with a banquet hall employee doing the bouncy-dance.

No, wait--- That was prom.
 
2012-07-15 10:09:07 AM
my little brother got married 5 times.
I had sex with a brides maid on the wedding night every time.
and having sex with the brides maids is what broke up 2 of his mariages
I can assure you that none of the brides maids were maidens.

I do miss him.
 
2012-07-15 10:21:01 AM
It is not a responsibility, it is a PERK.
 
2012-07-15 10:29:31 AM
With all the charges and expenses of a wedding, you'd think there would be a Professional Bridesmaid Groping Service, with a tiered-menu/pricing starting with the Basic Grope and going up from there.
 
2012-07-15 10:53:42 AM
The hell you say!
 
2012-07-15 11:02:33 AM
It's been said before and I am just repeating.

England is the new white trash nation.
 
2012-07-15 11:06:35 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

www.unfoldamsterdam.nl
 
2012-07-15 11:09:22 AM
img.thesun.co.uk

Duane and Darren, eh? Classy wedding.
 
2012-07-15 11:27:20 AM
The newlyweds are now on honeymoon in Sharm el Sheikh, Egypt.

Where they will continue their terrorist training, no doubt.

The Voice of Doom: I did the CSI thing and shouted "enlarge picture boundaries" at my computer.
The result was a bit blurry, but it looks like they could be gropeable:



I would certainly like to knock boots with the one in the red hat, although I don't think she's in the bridal party. The pink dress beside the torch also appears gropeable.
 
2012-07-15 11:38:01 AM
No subby, that is wrong. That IS one of the responsibilities of the brother of the groom.
 
2012-07-15 11:41:40 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: No subby, that is wrong. That IS one of the responsibilities of the brother of the groom.


Actually, that's pretty much the only reason that I would ever agree to be a bridesmaid.
 
2012-07-15 11:43:28 AM
The wedding in question? (NSFW language)


/F*ck your Honda Civic
//I've a horse outside
 
2012-07-15 11:43:58 AM
My brother banged one of my bridesmaids the night of my wedding.

Quiet asian girl, but apparently she was into violence in the bedroom, according to him.
 
2012-07-15 12:02:24 PM
A spokesman for Lancashire Police said: "A 40-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of affray."

Also he looks like an enormous douche.
 
2012-07-15 12:14:17 PM
Cro-magnon man gets drunk, trashes wedding reception. Film at 11.
 
2012-07-15 12:16:18 PM

Grables'Daughter: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x215]

[www.unfoldamsterdam.nl image 590x295]


Yep, I'd grope each of them with quality personal attention. I would also likely need plenty of ice for my black eyes and other assorted bruises and dents afterwards. Especially if my wife found out.

CWSB: Most exciting wedding I ever went to was the one where the bride caught the drunk-off-his-ass groom in the bathroom at the reception with one of the bridesmaids bent over the sink (reception was at the groom's father's house). It was fortunate for all of us that the guns were locked up, but the bride did manage to find a baseball bat and chase the pantsless groom around the house and out into the front yard with everyone dodging and jumping out of the way. Then we realized she really was going to kill him when she caught him, so we had to stop it. The bridesmaid was left in the bathroom with a bloody nose after the bride slammed her head into the sink prior to going for the bat. Awesome party.
 
2012-07-15 12:20:02 PM

Chevello: Grables'Daughter: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x215]

[www.unfoldamsterdam.nl image 590x295]

Yep, I'd grope each of them with quality personal attention. I would also likely need plenty of ice for my black eyes and other assorted bruises and dents afterwards. Especially if my wife found out.

CWSB: Most exciting wedding I ever went to was the one where the bride caught the drunk-off-his-ass groom in the bathroom at the reception with one of the bridesmaids bent over the sink (reception was at the groom's father's house). It was fortunate for all of us that the guns were locked up, but the bride did manage to find a baseball bat and chase the pantsless groom around the house and out into the front yard with everyone dodging and jumping out of the way. Then we realized she really was going to kill him when she caught him, so we had to stop it. The bridesmaid was left in the bathroom with a bloody nose after the bride slammed her head into the sink prior to going for the bat. Awesome party.


My nose still looks a little crooked.
 
2012-07-15 12:26:01 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Those guys on the left have some very peculiar skulls.
 
2012-07-15 12:30:16 PM

ronaprhys: Without pics of said bridesmaids, I'm not sure I can be motivated to care.


Well, if this was the bridal party....

t.imgbox.com
 
2012-07-15 12:32:06 PM
It's called a wedding party for a reason. As a groomsman, it's your duty to find a drunk bridesmaid to party with.
 
2012-07-15 12:33:22 PM

orbister: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x334]

Duane and Darren, eh? Classy wedding.


Parents, if you name your son Duane, you are guaranteeing this sort of behavior.
 
2012-07-15 12:40:53 PM

Grables'Daughter: My nose still looks a little crooked.


Yeah, sorry about that. We didn't have any "before" pictures for reference. Hope the duct tape wasn't too hard to remove in the morning.
 
2012-07-15 12:42:07 PM

Ed Finnerty: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x334]

Those guys on the left have some very peculiar skulls.


In kind of opposite ways, too; like, if you took skull number one and skull number two and averaged them out, you'd end up with skull number three there.
 
2012-07-15 12:47:34 PM

Chevello: Grables'Daughter: My nose still looks a little crooked.

Yeah, sorry about that. We didn't have any "before" pictures for reference. Hope the duct tape wasn't too hard to remove in the morning.


Really couldn't much worse then mother nature did.
 
2012-07-15 12:51:25 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Chevello: Grables'Daughter: My nose still looks a little crooked.

Yeah, sorry about that. We didn't have any "before" pictures for reference. Hope the duct tape wasn't too hard to remove in the morning.

Really couldn't much worse then mother nature did.


Really couldn't much worse then?

I don't even have to fight this battle.

You've done the work for me.
 
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