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(Times Herald-Record)   Man caught breaking into drug store in a Mr. T mask one week after breaking into same drug store in a Mike Tyson mask, will now spend several years in a Ned Beatty mask   (recordonline.com) divider line 30
    More: Fail, Mike Tyson, Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, pharmacy, Mike Tyson mask  
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2012-07-15 08:52:13 AM  
Poor fool. What a pity.
 
2012-07-15 08:56:52 AM  
Unless he tries to break out, then he'll have to switch to his Tim Robbins' mask.
 
2012-07-15 09:00:35 AM  
Farking economy. Even the investment bankers are having a hard time financing their drug habits!
 
2012-07-15 09:07:57 AM  
Poor Ned Beatty. Decades of a film career and all he'll ever be remembered for is being fat and getting raped by hillbillies.
 
2012-07-15 09:11:10 AM  
A rape joke? Oh, my. I am deeply offended!
 
2012-07-15 09:11:56 AM  
i'm just curious where they found masks big enough for the store
 
2012-07-15 09:13:47 AM  
solution: make ALL benzodiazepines and opiates ILLEGAL. serious here. America has drug problems.
 
2012-07-15 09:14:00 AM  
Everyone who goes to jail gets farked up the ass every day.
IT'S A FACT!
 
2012-07-15 09:28:51 AM  
Rape isn't funny. You should know that because a bunch of unfunny, uptight, boring women told you that.

Wait, it's a guy?

Carry on then.
 
2012-07-15 09:29:59 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

what about a Neil deGrasse Tyson
 
2012-07-15 09:47:44 AM  
Rape! HA!
 
2012-07-15 09:56:27 AM  

Lux Lambert: Poor Ned Beatty. Decades of a film career and all he'll ever be remembered for is being fat and getting raped by hillbillies.


He'll always be Otis to me.
 
2012-07-15 09:57:11 AM  

Bigglesworth III: Poor fool. What a pity.


I concur.
 
2012-07-15 09:58:34 AM  
*DING!*
 
2012-07-15 09:59:53 AM  

Coffee Snob: Rape isn't funny. You should know that because a bunch of unfunny, uptight, boring women told you that.

Wait, it's a guy?

Carry on then.


Prison rape is funny because they deserve it!
 
2012-07-15 10:14:32 AM  
www.formerlyhot.com

R.I.P.
 
2012-07-15 10:55:19 AM  
Another site that runs a java script check *after* fully loading the page, then redirects to a static page rather than use the standard noscript tag.

Good jerb!
 
2012-07-15 11:03:04 AM  
I hope he has a purty mouth....
 
2012-07-15 11:04:03 AM  

Solid Muldoon: A rape joke? Oh, my. I am deeply offended!


Wouldn't it be funny if like, five farkers raped Solid Muldoon right now?
 
2012-07-15 11:27:29 AM  
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2012-07-15 01:07:14 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: solution: make ALL benzodiazepines and opiates ILLEGAL. serious here. America has drug problems.


4/10

Nice try, tho.
 
2012-07-15 02:14:42 PM  
+1.

I LOLed.
 
2012-07-15 02:27:17 PM  

stolibro: Solid Muldoon: A rape joke? Oh, my. I am deeply offended!

Wouldn't it be funny if like, five farkers raped Solid Muldoon right now?


It would be, if they were clowns.
 
2012-07-15 04:07:01 PM  
Wow, he breaks into a pharmacy and all he takes is zanax and vicodin?
 
2012-07-15 04:16:05 PM  

Ed Finnerty: Another site that runs a java script check *after* fully loading the page, then redirects to a static page rather than use the standard noscript tag.

Good jerb!


I know. I guess I won't be reading their article.
 
2012-07-15 04:57:47 PM  

mciann: Jon iz teh kewl: solution: make ALL benzodiazepines and opiates ILLEGAL. serious here. America has drug problems.

4/10

Nice try, tho.


i'm not TROLLING i'm actually serious.

if you're in severe pain, just "pray it away"
 
2012-07-15 04:58:44 PM  
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/Obligatory
 
2012-07-15 06:05:32 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: mciann: Jon iz teh kewl: solution: make ALL benzodiazepines and opiates ILLEGAL. serious here. America has drug problems.

4/10

Nice try, tho.

i'm not TROLLING i'm actually serious.

if you're in severe pain, just "pray it away"


Nice. I respect an escalation. So many trolls today don't have the balls to really see it through. I tell you what, kid. I've decided to help you. Let's look at the cards you have on the table so far...

You've got witless authoritarianism on your first play - suggesting the wildly successful drug war be expanded to include ALL opiates and bezos - leaving millions in chronic pain or with a variety of neurological or psychological problems at the mercy of their ailments.

You've got religious stupidity - underscoring your point by suggesting that victims pray away the pain.

Now bring it together for me, kid. Make me BELIEVE you mean this. Tie it together. Ball's in your court. Make me proud.
 
2012-07-15 07:04:47 PM  

mciann: Jon iz teh kewl: mciann: Jon iz teh kewl: solution: make ALL benzodiazepines and opiates ILLEGAL. serious here. America has drug problems.

4/10

Nice try, tho.

i'm not TROLLING i'm actually serious.

if you're in severe pain, just "pray it away"

Nice. I respect an escalation. So many trolls today don't have the balls to really see it through. I tell you what, kid. I've decided to help you. Let's look at the cards you have on the table so far...

You've got witless authoritarianism on your first play - suggesting the wildly successful drug war be expanded to include ALL opiates and bezos - leaving millions in chronic pain or with a variety of neurological or psychological problems at the mercy of their ailments.

You've got religious stupidity - underscoring your point by suggesting that victims pray away the pain.

Now bring it together for me, kid. Make me BELIEVE you mean this. Tie it together. Ball's in your court. Make me proud.


Or just wait for the rest of Obamacare to kick in?
 
2012-07-16 02:17:12 AM  
Nicely played, Subby, nicely played.
 
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