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St_Francis_P		2012-07-15 08:44:06 AM

Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-07-15 08:53:16 AM

St_Francis_P: Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

My first thought was, she's GOT to be trolling.

Endive Wombat		2012-07-15 10:18:40 AM

St_Francis_P: Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

I present evidence to the contrary...

Grables'Daughter		2012-07-15 10:26:46 AM

Um, wow.

Just... wow.

Grables'Daughter		2012-07-15 10:31:20 AM

Here's another guy that uses two fans pointing at rags soaked in venegar. Really.

Grables'Daughter		2012-07-15 10:35:30 AM

Okay, so YouTube is filled with people that obviously believe this. What I am confused about, is how people could possibly think that their little spray bottle would propel vinegar more than just five to ten feet at the most...

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-07-15 10:38:34 AM

Sayyy... I think I may have found a potential buyer for all of this plastic sheeting and duct tape I have stockpiled

St_Francis_P		2012-07-15 10:53:00 AM

Endive Wombat: St_Francis_P: Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

I present evidence to the contrary...

That lady is just crazy.

Ed Finnerty		2012-07-15 12:16:14 PM

Ron Paul supporters' parents sure have nice houses.

Malivon		2012-07-15 12:32:27 PM

Clearly this is a conspiracy. Plane exhaust is evil! It's going to turn us all into mindless zombies that sit in front of the television to watch reality TV shows.

Oh, wait..That's already happened. Move along.

Grables'Daughter		2012-07-15 12:47:58 PM

Skip to 1:07 in the video that I linked for extra-derpy-derpness fun.

vudukungfu		2012-07-15 01:03:18 PM

Vinegar and water?
What a douche?

RaceDTruck		2012-07-15 01:04:12 PM

I thought vinegar would corrode your tin foil hat.

Hmm.

Psychopusher		2012-07-15 01:05:00 PM

Cloooood ... become a squeeeeer clooooood.

Psychopusher		2012-07-15 01:05:59 PM

RaceDTruck: I thought vinegar would corrode your tin foil hat.

Hmm.

That in itself is a conspiracy.

Disdehcet		2012-07-15 01:11:19 PM

Psychopusher: RaceDTruck: I thought vinegar would corrode your tin foil hat.

Hmm.

That in itself is a conspiracy.

Here's another way to put it:
imgs.xkcd.com

roadkillontheweb		2012-07-15 01:12:13 PM

Why are they not at the airports or secret government bases protesting. Rather than just filming them spraying the chemicals on the helpless citizens. If they could find a way to make sure the planes that are spraying the chemicals do not get off the ground, wouldn't that make them roll models for the resistance?

propasaurus		2012-07-15 01:37:02 PM

Grables'Daughter: Skip to 1:07 in the video that I linked for extra-derpy-derpness fun.

That is awesome. I'm setting up the fans right now!

FloydA		2012-07-15 01:54:32 PM

That video looked funny, until I realized that (A) she has already reproduced, and (B) she probably votes.

Honest Bender		2012-07-15 01:56:30 PM

Jet fuel is basically kerosine. Or, to put it another way, it's basically hydrocarbons. Hydrogen and carbon.

When you burn hydrocarbons, like the jet engine does, you get water vapor and carbon dioxide. These gases are very hot when they exit the engine. The air at 30,000 feet is very cold. When hot water vapor cools, the water condenses into visible "clouds." That's what your "chemtrails" are. Condensed water vapor. Just like regular clouds.

Last time I checked, ANY liquid is going to be more dense than our gas atmosphere. That means whatever liquid you're spraying is just drifting down onto your lawn.

Please, Science, let this family be trolling. Even if that's true, I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-07-15 02:05:33 PM

Vinegar to remove chemtrails? (Or is that Chem Trails©?) Nevertheless, I believe the minds of FARK can come up with a better conspiracy theory to fool enough of these tools to get its own YouTube channel.

/Get to work FARkers!

weapon13		2012-07-15 02:06:59 PM

I just stand on the street and huff and puff at the chemtrails whilst flapping my arms. It works a treat as the trails disappear some time after.

Why would these people waste money on vinegar?

/I save a lot of money on not buying vinegar.

FloydA		2012-07-15 02:11:37 PM

GreatGlavinsGhost: Vinegar to remove chemtrails? (Or is that Chem Trails©?) Nevertheless, I believe the minds of FARK can come up with a better conspiracy theory to fool enough of these tools to get its own YouTube channel.

/Get to work FARkers!

The government is onto the vinegar trick, and they're punishing all of the vinegar spraying people by making dead patches on their lawns right where they have to stand to do the spraying.

Also by making them smell like a fish and chips shop.

Endive Wombat		2012-07-15 02:14:55 PM

Honest Bender: Jet fuel is basically kerosine. Or, to put it another way, it's basically hydrocarbons. Hydrogen and carbon.

When you burn hydrocarbons, like the jet engine does, you get water vapor and carbon dioxide. These gases are very hot when they exit the engine. The air at 30,000 feet is very cold. When hot water vapor cools, the water condenses into visible "clouds." That's what your "chemtrails" are. Condensed water vapor. Just like regular clouds.

Last time I checked, ANY liquid is going to be more dense than our gas atmosphere. That means whatever liquid you're spraying is just drifting down onto your lawn.

Please, Science, let this family be trolling. Even if that's true, I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

GTFO YOU PRO-GOVERNMENT JERK!!! THE ILLUMINATI AND NWO HAVE FIGURED OUT THE BEST PLACES TO CHEMTRAIL THE US CITIZENS AND WE ARE DOING OUR BEST TO RID OUR SKIES OF THEIR EVIL CHEMICALS!!!

I WILL NOT BE TAKEN IN BY THEIR MIND CONTROL! I WILL PROTECT MY FAMILY AT ALL COSTS. GO ON, KEEP BELIEVING WHAT THE GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA MACHINE KEEPS CHURNING OUT!

THE END DAYS ARE UPON US AND THE EVIL DOERS AND NON-BELIEVERS WILL FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF GOD'S JUDGEMENT. TURN FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS AND FOLLOW JESUS. IN THE LIGHT, YOU WILL SEE THE TRUTH AND THE FULL SCOPE OF THE WORLD AS IT IS!!!

weapon13		2012-07-15 02:16:25 PM

Endive Wombat		2012-07-15 02:17:45 PM

So what is in these "chemtrails"? What are they distributing at such a high altitude? If this was really a conspiracy, how do they fill the planes with sprayers, how are these sprayers not visible from the ground when you stand next to a plane? Ugh, so many questions.

Ceiling Moran		2012-07-15 02:28:24 PM

Psychopusher: Cloooood ... become a squeeeeer clooooood.

Came here for this. Thank you.

/cloooooooood

Tellingthem		2012-07-15 02:32:41 PM

Endive Wombat: So what is in these "chemtrails"? What are they distributing at such a high altitude? If this was really a conspiracy, how do they fill the planes with sprayers, how are these sprayers not visible from the ground when you stand next to a plane? Ugh, so many questions.

They contain mind control agents. They are distributing the mind control and at the altitude it spreads throughout the entire atmosphere so it covers the globe. They use a second connection in the fuel filler hoses. When you connect the hose to fuel up it also fills up the chemtrail tank. The sprayers are not visible because they retract into the plane before landing. Also they are built separately from the factory in secret government labs and installed later so the factory workers never see the evidence. And they are maintained by special government agents disguised as regular ground crew.

\listen to Coast to Coast AM...the truth is out there...or not
\\It's a Conspiracy!

propasaurus		2012-07-15 02:48:42 PM

St_Francis_P		2012-07-15 02:54:07 PM

propasaurus: Endive Wombat: So what is in these "chemtrails"? What are they distributing at such a high altitude? If this was really a conspiracy, how do they fill the planes with sprayers, how are these sprayers not visible from the ground when you stand next to a plane? Ugh, so many questions.

Glad you asked.
The tanks are hidden in the waste disposal system.

Wake up, sheeple!

/It sure is easy to troll those idiots.

divx88		2012-07-15 03:06:45 PM

St_Francis_P: Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

anti-vaxers, 911-truthers, could fill this thread with people that stupid.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-07-15 03:16:19 PM

Cluuud

Triumph		2012-07-15 03:26:54 PM

Old & Busted: Chemtrails
New Hotness: Chemwebs

casual disregard		2012-07-15 04:42:38 PM

Even Conservapedia acknowledges this "chemtrail" bullcrap is a hoax. I didn't think it prudent to link to them, though.

ritalinchild 54		2012-07-15 05:08:32 PM

propasaurus: Endive Wombat: So what is in these "chemtrails"? What are they distributing at such a high altitude? If this was really a conspiracy, how do they fill the planes with sprayers, how are these sprayers not visible from the ground when you stand next to a plane? Ugh, so many questions.

Glad you asked.
The tanks are hidden in the waste disposal system.

Maybe this is where well known fark posters make their money?

Look, I am not the most stable or sane person but, WTF is this?

NorKnOAd		2012-07-15 05:11:09 PM

Honest Bender: Jet fuel is basically kerosine. Or, to put it another way, it's basically hydrocarbons. Hydrogen and carbon.

When you burn hydrocarbons, like the jet engine does, you get water vapor and carbon dioxide. These gases are very hot when they exit the engine. The air at 30,000 feet is very cold. When hot water vapor cools, the water condenses into visible "clouds." That's what your "chemtrails" are. Condensed water vapor. Just like regular clouds.

Last time I checked, ANY liquid is going to be more dense than our gas atmosphere. That means whatever liquid you're spraying is just drifting down onto your lawn.

Please, Science, let this family be trolling. Even if that's true, I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

This is true, but you forgot a little thing there. No engine works to go to 100% combustion, so to be completely honest, there are some other chemicals floating around. However, this is nothing terribly different than something your car would produce through its exhaust. If people in general really had any idea of what's going on, they wouldn't give a flying fark.

Endive Wombat: I present evidence to the contrary...

Part of me died when i saw that video, but it really does identify the real problem. Too many idiots worried about things they don't understand causing problems we don't need. (i really really hope that's fake)

FloydA		2012-07-15 05:13:59 PM

Triumph: Old & Busted: Chemtrails
New Hotness: Chemwebs

Baby spiders are part of the plot? I am not surprised- never could trust spiders.

ritalinchild 54		2012-07-15 05:17:10 PM

Grables'Daughter: Here's another guy that uses two fans pointing at rags soaked in venegar. Really.

You are are a very prolific poster and I generally like them but, where the fark did you get a link like this?

/very entertaining! Thanks.

Great_Milenko		2012-07-15 05:42:26 PM

St_Francis_P: Got to be fake, no one is that stupid.

Her dead grass would beg to differ...

mrbach		2012-07-15 07:13:34 PM

Amazing. If you just wait awhile the "chemtrails" go away. It's true.

However, if you just piss into the wind and wait 15 minutes, that works also.
You can also masturbate outside and that seems to work.
If you also stare at the trails for about 15 minutes that will also work.

Just sayin.

LeroyB		2012-07-15 07:33:48 PM

mrbach: Amazing. If you just wait awhile the "chemtrails" go away. It's true.

However, if you just piss into the wind and wait 15 minutes, that works also.
You can also masturbate outside and that seems to work.
If you also stare at the trails for about 15 minutes that will also work.

Just sayin.

If you approach them with this logic they will claim that some neighbor somewhere nearby must be using vinegar.

Philboy52		2012-07-15 07:44:14 PM

Ceiling Moran: Psychopusher: Cloooood ... become a squeeeeer clooooood.

Came here for this. Thank you.

[heavy breathing] klewd.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-07-15 07:49:10 PM

mrbach: Amazing. If you just wait awhile the "chemtrails" go away. It's true.

However, if you just piss into the wind and wait 15 minutes, that works also.
You can also masturbate outside and that seems to work.
If you also stare at the trails for about 15 minutes that will also work.

Just sayin.

I would appreciate you not looking over my fence.

FloydA		2012-07-15 07:52:48 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mrbach: Amazing. If you just wait awhile the "chemtrails" go away. It's true.

However, if you just piss into the wind and wait 15 minutes, that works also.
You can also masturbate outside and that seems to work.
If you also stare at the trails for about 15 minutes that will also work.

Just sayin.

I would appreciate you not looking over my fence.

"Well, your honor, I felt it was my duty, as a citizen, to protect the city from the chemtrails."

crab66		2012-07-15 08:35:26 PM

Mental illness is a scary thing.

attention span of a retarded fruit fly		2012-07-15 08:44:47 PM

Monsanto is a real threat.... There is danger already on the ground... this woman is nutz

Slives		2012-07-15 09:11:05 PM

Actually some chemical company needs to get in on this racket.
Need to change the vinegar for something else that costs $100 a gallon. I am sure then some of these nuts would eat that up. "It's more expensive, it must work better."

Even better if they come up with something that smells bad too.

jrg1199		2012-07-15 09:15:53 PM

2:42 : "We are not your average family."

Ha ha ha ha ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!

Dawgsmack		2012-07-15 09:31:22 PM

Grables'Daughter: Okay, so YouTube is filled with people that obviously believe this. What I am confused about, is how people could possibly think that their little spray bottle would propel vinegar more than just five to ten feet at the most...

It's like homeopathy. For reals! It only takes 1 molecule. Probably the same type of people believe in both.