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(Denver Post)   If you're so smart, can you solve these puzzles from a 1935 newspaper? "What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?"   (blogs.denverpost.com) divider line 27
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2012-07-15 10:04:10 AM
9 votes:
"What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?"

Ryan Seacrest's
2012-07-15 10:00:35 AM
8 votes:
And how does a goat see?
2012-07-15 09:42:02 AM
6 votes:
I believe the answer is "subby's"
2012-07-15 01:28:15 PM
4 votes:
It all depends on the goat:

if it's a Christian goat, it would have alm-ond eyes

if it's an angry goat, it would have pissed-tachio eyes

if it's a goat holding up the ceiling, it would have wall-nut eyes

if it's a goat with a healthy urinary tract, it would have pee-can eyes

if it's a goat that only uses a credit card, it would have cash-eschews eyes
2012-07-15 12:11:02 PM
4 votes:
offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.


Q: Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are $2.29, deer nuts are under a buck

/all week, try the veal
2012-07-15 11:39:57 AM
4 votes:
James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Everything is hot "but-her-nuts"?
2012-07-15 11:16:26 AM
3 votes:
Shiat like this makes me wish the Germans had won the damned war. They wouldn't put up with crap like that.

Q:What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?
A: There are no nuts in the eyes of a goat.

Q:When does the chin of every man never have to be shaved.
A:When they are dead.

Q:What is the best fruit for a student of history.
A:There are many fruits which are equally nutritious.

etc.
2012-07-15 10:05:04 AM
3 votes:
A New Zealander's.
2012-07-15 09:58:28 AM
3 votes:
trick question: goats don't have eyes.
2012-07-15 12:32:26 PM
2 votes:
7. Because "his tail is a-wagging (wagon)".

No wonder they were all depressed back then.
2012-07-15 11:51:00 AM
2 votes:
James F. Campbell: offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.

It's not even a good pun.


Look, it was the Depression, and good puns were too expensive.
2012-07-15 11:22:59 AM
2 votes:
zamboni: Shiat like this makes me wish the Germans had won the damned war. They wouldn't put up with crap like that.

Q:What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?
A: There are no nuts in the eyes of a goat.

Q:When does the chin of every man never have to be shaved.
A:When they are dead.

Q:What is the best fruit for a student of history.
A:There are many fruits which are equally nutritious.

etc.


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"How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One."
2012-07-15 11:13:28 AM
2 votes:
What's the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?
2012-07-15 10:03:46 AM
2 votes:
I just stare at goats.
2012-07-15 09:58:50 AM
2 votes:
Scottish?
2012-07-15 01:55:10 PM
1 votes:
Idiots. There are no "i"s in "goat".
2012-07-15 01:52:40 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-07-15 01:29:52 PM
1 votes:
Boudica's War Tampon: It all depends on the goat:

if it's a Christian goat, it would have alm-ond eyes

if it's an angry goat, it would have pissed-tachio eyes

if it's a goat holding up the ceiling, it would have wall-nut eyes

if it's a goat with a healthy urinary tract, it would have pee-can eyes

if it's a goat that only uses a credit card, it would have cash-eschews eyes


*crickets*
2012-07-15 12:13:35 PM
1 votes:
Ed Finnerty: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Everything is hot "but-her-nuts"?


Crap. I can't stop laughing.
2012-07-15 12:02:30 PM
1 votes:
offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.


I call the Depression Era the Obama Era to prevent confusion with the Great Depression.
2012-07-15 11:26:28 AM
1 votes:
This just proves it. Old people aren't funny.
2012-07-15 11:11:21 AM
1 votes:
Mrtraveler01: #10 on the Conundrum was bullshiat!

I guessed table.


Metamorphosing into an insect would also work.
2012-07-15 10:40:59 AM
1 votes:
I think they had better drugs back then.
2012-07-15 10:28:37 AM
1 votes:
nytmare: Oh look there are answer keys. And the answers within are the suckiest things that ever sucked.

Mrtraveler01: #10 on the Conundrum was bullshiat!

I guessed table.


I think people in the 30s didn't understand how riddles work.
2012-07-15 10:07:21 AM
1 votes:
Oh look there are answer keys. And the answers within are the suckiest things that ever sucked.
2012-07-15 09:58:55 AM
1 votes:
Hazelnuts.
2012-07-15 09:58:18 AM
1 votes:
deez nuts?
 
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