"What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?"

Ryan Seacrest's

It all depends on the goat:

if it's a Christian goat, it would have alm-ond eyes

if it's an angry goat, it would have pissed-tachio eyes

if it's a goat holding up the ceiling, it would have wall-nut eyes

if it's a goat with a healthy urinary tract, it would have pee-can eyes

if it's a goat that only uses a credit card, it would have cash-eschews eyes

offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.

Q: Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts are $2.29, deer nuts are under a buck

/all week, try the veal

James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Everything is hot "but-her-nuts"?

Shiat like this makes me wish the Germans had won the damned war. They wouldn't put up with crap like that.

Q:What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?
A: There are no nuts in the eyes of a goat.

Q:When does the chin of every man never have to be shaved.
A:When they are dead.

Q:What is the best fruit for a student of history.
A:There are many fruits which are equally nutritious.

etc.

A New Zealander's.

trick question: goats don't have eyes.

7. Because "his tail is a-wagging (wagon)".

No wonder they were all depressed back then.

James F. Campbell: offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.

It's not even a good pun.

Look, it was the Depression, and good puns were too expensive.

zamboni: Shiat like this makes me wish the Germans had won the damned war. They wouldn't put up with crap like that.

Q:What kind of nuts are found in the eyes of a goat?
A: There are no nuts in the eyes of a goat.

Q:When does the chin of every man never have to be shaved.
A:When they are dead.

Q:What is the best fruit for a student of history.
A:There are many fruits which are equally nutritious.

etc.

Link

"How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One."

I just stare at goats.

Scottish?

Idiots. There are no "i"s in "goat".

Boudica's War Tampon: It all depends on the goat:

if it's a Christian goat, it would have alm-ond eyes

if it's an angry goat, it would have pissed-tachio eyes

if it's a goat holding up the ceiling, it would have wall-nut eyes

if it's a goat with a healthy urinary tract, it would have pee-can eyes

if it's a goat that only uses a credit card, it would have cash-eschews eyes

*crickets*

offmymeds: James F. Campbell: Butternut? How the fark does that make any sense?

Goats butt things (and each other) with their heads. Hence the term "butter" or "a butter". I know, I think it's pretty lame , too. Must be some kind of Depression Era humor.

I call the Depression Era the Obama Era to prevent confusion with the Great Depression.

This just proves it. Old people aren't funny.

Mrtraveler01: #10 on the Conundrum was bullshiat!

I guessed table.

Metamorphosing into an insect would also work.

I think they had better drugs back then.

nytmare: Oh look there are answer keys. And the answers within are the suckiest things that ever sucked.

Mrtraveler01: #10 on the Conundrum was bullshiat!

I guessed table.

I think people in the 30s didn't understand how riddles work.

Oh look there are answer keys. And the answers within are the suckiest things that ever sucked.

Hazelnuts.

deez nuts?