That's pretty much a good idea regardless of whose Weiner it is.

"Dick" Weiner? I swear you can't make this stuff up

FTFA: A 43-year-old Deerfield Beach man was arrested in Hallandale Beach on Friday, accused of stealing the services and valuables of high-priced escorts from the U.S. and Canada during dates in South Florida.

Well, I suppose that's one way of saying "He didn't pay his hookers."

tag out getting a blow job?

Passed himself off as a famous drummer, eh? I wonder which one?

Gene Krupa - nope, he's dead.
John Bonham - likewise.
Ringo Starr - doesn't sound British enough.
Rick Allen - too many arms...
Neil Peart - doesn't look pompous enough to have 143 separate instruments in his kit.
Marvin Smith - too pale, and too high profile from when he was on Leno.
Max Weinberg - That's it! Wiener! Weinberg! Totally the same!

PC LOAD LETTER: I assumed this was about Anthony Weiner.

I bet a lot of us did, really.

tinfoil-hat maggie: At one time I knew someone that was running an escort business she wanted me to work for her but it didn't take long to figure out what really was going on while we talked about it. I went and got a different job.

Cool Story, Sis... but it needs a better ending. A happy one, perhaps? ;)

Isn't that the reason the 'Net was created?

Robert Weiner? ------> High priced escorts came up short by Bob Weiner

ladyfortuna: PC LOAD LETTER: I assumed this was about Anthony Weiner.

I bet a lot of us did, really.

It's why I said the advice was valid no matter whose Weiner you're looking at.

A police dog was involved in the takedown of fugitive Robert Weiner...

Ya think the dog had to sniff the escort directly to pick up the scent? Or would a pair of used panties have done?

/Not a particularly rewarding job for a dog.
//I might give it a go, though.
///Hey, times are ruff.

Holy crap! They finally caught him. I've been hearing about this guy for at least 2 years now.

HookerAddict: Holy crap! They finally caught him. I've been hearing about this guy for at least 2 years now.

(double checks poster's handle=HookerAddict)

not quite a csb,
do go on, then.....

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ladyfortuna: PC LOAD LETTER: I assumed this was about Anthony Weiner.

I bet a lot of us did, really.

Anthony "with a Dick" Weiner...sounds like one of his blogs.

Interesting.

I've never seen a neckbeard scrotum before.

Actually, if I recall, he would call escorts claiming to be the manager for the drummer from a well known rock band. Damn, can't remember which band. But there were a couple of them. Basically, well known bands where the drummer wasn't exactly a household name or easily recognizable. Not someone, say, like Travis Barker. He'd tell the girl that his client (the drummer) wanted to book her for a high-dollar weekend party in Florida, or something like that. A lot of escorts have gotten calls from him, enough that many of them filed police reports and more than a few contacted the (real) management of the bands to alert them there was an impostor out there. He's ripped off quite a few escorts.

HookerAddict: Actually, if I recall, he would call escorts claiming to be the manager for the drummer from a well known rock band. Damn, can't remember which band. But there were a couple of them. Basically, well known bands where the drummer wasn't exactly a household name or easily recognizable. Not someone, say, like Travis Barker. He'd tell the girl that his client (the drummer) wanted to book her for a high-dollar weekend party in Florida, or something like that. A lot of escorts have gotten calls from him, enough that many of them filed police reports and more than a few contacted the (real) management of the bands to alert them there was an impostor out there. He's ripped off quite a few escorts.

I did a google search for robert weiner drummer impersonator and found some escorts complaining about him. (Also, there's apparently a national black list of clients for hookers to know who to avoid).

He's purportedly claimed to be the drummer for Linkin Park and Marilyn Manson as well as the bassist for Nickelback but in reality is just a crackhead who scams escorts and steals credit cards.

He'll soon be meeting lots of other wieners.

Mr. Potatoass: [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag out getting a blow job?

John turning trick.

I would imagine they could only really charge him with the stealing credit cards. Maybe trafficking hookers across statelines if they can prove that, but not if the girls travelled on their own dime. They are just out the service fees. Who knew prostitution was such a high risk job? It could've been a lot worse.

Happy Hours: HookerAddict: Actually, if I recall, he would call escorts claiming to be the manager for the drummer from a well known rock band. Damn, can't remember which band. But there were a couple of them. Basically, well known bands where the drummer wasn't exactly a household name or easily recognizable. Not someone, say, like Travis Barker. He'd tell the girl that his client (the drummer) wanted to book her for a high-dollar weekend party in Florida, or something like that. A lot of escorts have gotten calls from him, enough that many of them filed police reports and more than a few contacted the (real) management of the bands to alert them there was an impostor out there. He's ripped off quite a few escorts.

I did a google search for robert weiner drummer impersonator and found some escorts complaining about him. (Also, there's apparently a national black list of clients for hookers to know who to avoid).

He's purportedly claimed to be the drummer for Linkin Park and Marilyn Manson as well as the bassist for Nickelback but in reality is just a crackhead who scams escorts and steals credit cards.
Checks list...... sighs in relief.

phamwaa: TWX: Passed himself off as a famous drummer, eh? I wonder which one?

Gene Krupa - nope, he's dead. --Obvious tag nods in agreement.
John Bonham - likewise. --Yup.
Ringo Starr - doesn't sound British enough. --Or flippant enough.
Rick Allen - too many arms... --God help me, I laughed.
Neil Peart - doesn't look pompous enough to have 143 separate instruments in his kit. --What's with all the Peart butthurt?
Marvin Smith - too pale, and too high profile from when he was on Leno. --LOL WUT?
Max Weinberg - That's it! Wiener! Weinberg! Totally the same! -- Hohoho; a winner.

Marvin Smith was "Smitty" in The Tonight Show Band, the drummer.

As for Neil Peart, I just don't see the results of his playing matching the size of his kit. I see a lot of other drummers who get essentially equally good results with normal-ish five-piece kits with a few extra cymbals and maybe a cowbell and chime thrown in. He's obviously a competent drummer, but when I listen to Rush I can't hear the vast kit. I don't know what he does with all those instruments. Compare to Weinberg, who plays on a four-piece kit with a couple more cymbals than normal, or the Violent Femmes' tune Blister in the Sun where the drummer used just a snare drum...

The movie about this will be called "The Hocial Network."

TWX: As for Neil Peart, I just don't see the results of his playing matching the size of his kit. I see a lot of other drummers who get essentially equally good results with normal-ish five-piece kits with a few extra cymbals and maybe a cowbell and chime thrown in. He's obviously a competent drummer, but when I listen to Rush I can't hear the vast kit. I don't know what he does with all those instruments.

I think he uses them during his drum solos. Some of those things probably only get hit once (if at all) each show.

Well, and they look cool to Rush aficionados and since he has so many he must be the world's greatest drummer. I agree, he's a good drummer, but Rush-heads can be really annoying when they talk about how great he is.

I'm somewhat amazed this hasn't turned into a drummer joke thread.

How do you get a drummer off your front porch? (pay him for the pizza)
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? (homeless)
How can you tell if the stage is level? (drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth)

that's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I know there are more

Happy Hours: TWX: As for Neil Peart, I just don't see the results of his playing matching the size of his kit. I see a lot of other drummers who get essentially equally good results with normal-ish five-piece kits with a few extra cymbals and maybe a cowbell and chime thrown in. He's obviously a competent drummer, but when I listen to Rush I can't hear the vast kit. I don't know what he does with all those instruments.

I think he uses them during his drum solos. Some of those things probably only get hit once (if at all) each show.

Well, and they look cool to Rush aficionados and since he has so many he must be the world's greatest drummer. I agree, he's a good drummer, but Rush-heads can be really annoying when they talk about how great he is.

I'm somewhat amazed this hasn't turned into a drummer joke thread.

How do you get a drummer off your front porch? (pay him for the pizza)
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? (homeless)
How can you tell if the stage is level? (drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth)

that's all I can think of off the top of my head, but I know there are more

What do you call a drummer with a small "drumstick"?


Lars.

Happy Hours: (Also, there's apparently a national black list of clients for hookers to know who to avoid).

No complaints about using the K-9 on this one? Hhhmm, I wonder why that is?

Stealing from whores? Big Farking deal!

Buffet: Stealing from whores? Big Farking deal!

At least they earn their money honestly, unlike politicians.

ladyfortuna: Buffet: Stealing from whores? Big Farking deal!

At least they earn their money honestly, unlike politicians.

You got an excellent point there.

"Weiner presented himself as a famous rock drummer to entice his victims, according to Broward Sheriff's investigators."

That should have been their first clue that he was full of shat, as there is no such thing. Oh I know certain fanatical fanboys will argue that point, but take any average, normal person and ask them to name even one "famous rock drummer" and they'll look at you like you've got a dong growing out of your forehead.