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(SF Weekly)   Jealous woman kills ex-husband... by pouring boiling water on him. (Please not the nards, please not the nards, pleas.... crap)   (blogs.sfweekly.com) divider line 56
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2012-07-14 10:17:13 PM
You know, I'm a farking pacifist and all, but anyone who continues to live with someone after they break up with them is farking asking for it.
 
2012-07-14 10:25:37 PM
It's not as painful as you think. I've scalded my crotch with boiling water once. Luckily it was in the morning so I was only wearing cotton briefs. Otherwise I'd have lost skin and stuff.
 
2012-07-14 10:40:46 PM

gglibertine: You know, I'm a farking pacifist and all, but anyone who continues to live with someone after they break up with them is farking asking for it.


Well then why didn't she leave?
 
2012-07-14 10:44:46 PM
Tatad!
 
2012-07-14 10:48:23 PM

doglover: It's not as painful as you think. I've scalded my crotch with boiling water once. Luckily it was in the morning so I was only wearing cotton briefs. Otherwise I'd have lost skin and stuff.


Morning wood is sometimes uncomfortable and inconvenient, but it's no reason to resort to that.
 
2012-07-15 12:49:22 AM
him on the head, him on the head, him on the head with a baseball bat
 
2012-07-15 12:52:19 AM
goddammit.
 
2012-07-15 02:43:32 AM
"Tatad has been charged with murder and torture for the November 2011 attack."

So remember folks, you only get charged with torture if the water is boiling.
 
2012-07-15 04:22:05 AM
I hope she rots in prison.
 
2012-07-15 04:27:01 AM
It happened in November and he died December 9th. That poor guy lingered on in pain for at least 10 days.
 
2012-07-15 04:38:48 AM
I see no mention of nads in TFA. Bad subby! Bad!
 
2012-07-15 04:43:21 AM
Just like it's always C, it's always the nards.
 
2012-07-15 04:52:28 AM
Man, she is in some hot water now.
 
2012-07-15 04:53:26 AM
I guess you could say he was... nard boiled
 
2012-07-15 04:54:44 AM
gglibertine

You know, I'm a farking pacifist and all, but anyone who continues to live with someone after they break up with them is farking asking for it.

....actually anyone living in Daly City is asking for it.
 
2012-07-15 04:59:17 AM
Talk about getting burned by your ex.

A man is murdered and the farking article opens with a joke? WTF kind of rag is this?
 
2012-07-15 05:07:45 AM
No mention of the caption under her picture that said "Hot Tempered". I am disappoint.
 
2012-07-15 05:28:16 AM
Jeez, that's a goddamn horrific way to kill someone.

Right now her lawyer is coaching her on how to give testimony while crying about how he abused her and she was too scared to report it. Attractive reasonably presentable white women who cry on the stand have something like 1/8th the conviction rate of black men when charged with the same crime.
 
2012-07-15 05:46:38 AM
She burned him like this
She burned him like that
She hit him in the head
With a baseball bat
 
2012-07-15 05:51:48 AM
It's burning water crotchy time, burning water crotchy time, burning water crotchy time

(Chorus:)
Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
Burning water crotchy 4x
Do the burning water crotchy, burning water crotchy,
burning water crotchy with a baseball bat 2x

(Chorus)

Now break it down and scream! 4x

(Chorus)

Now get that do' (uh-huh)
get that do' (let's go)
get that do' (you got it)
get that do' (let's ride)

(Chorus)

Where he at 4x
There he go 4x
 
2012-07-15 05:52:17 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-15 06:04:21 AM
So I have to tell this story again.

My Crim Law professor was a jolly British ex-pat with many many years experience as a criminal barrister in England. He liked to tell us stories of the strange lowlifes who populate British prisons. One of his clients was a woman who, after many years of abuse by her husband, decided to murder him. She did this one day while making "chips" (fries) and had a pot of boiling oil. She took this pot upstairs to where hubby was lying on the bed...and poured the boiling oil on his face. ON HIS FACE.

She was only charged with attempted murder...because he lived.

This story is even worse when told by a merry old Englishman who looked like a white-haired leprechaun.
 
2012-07-15 06:06:23 AM
www.bitsbybob.com
 
2012-07-15 06:18:40 AM
If this happened in Australia, we would hear all about how abusive the husband was and how confused and depressed and anxious the woman was and how she didn't mean to hurt him and that jailing her would be unjust because she had suffered so much already. And you know what would happen? She would walk from court a free woman. It happens over and over again.
 
2012-07-15 06:20:14 AM

Ivan Tudor C McHock: If this happened in Australia, we would hear all about how abusive the husband was and how confused and depressed and anxious the woman was and how she didn't mean to hurt him and that jailing her would be unjust because she had suffered so much already. And you know what would happen? She would walk from court a free woman. It happens over and over again.


Christ, Australia? That happens even here in America if she's a sympathetic enough defendant.
 
2012-07-15 06:20:46 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Talk about getting burned by your ex.

A man is murdered and the farking article opens with a joke? WTF kind of rag is this?


See, real journalism is dead, and sensationalism rewards catchy crap like this. Plus, it happened to a guy, so were not supposed to have sympathy for him.
 
2012-07-15 06:42:51 AM
Give that ugly Farking whore the electric chair - after she's tarred and feather.
Better still, cut Jack Bauer loose on her!
 
2012-07-15 07:11:38 AM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-15 07:21:08 AM

Bob The Nob: [www.bitsbybob.com image 300x225]


Done in 23.
 
2012-07-15 07:45:02 AM
Was Daedalus also brought in for questioning?
 
2012-07-15 07:48:23 AM
Tated love?

I feel I've got to run away..
 
2012-07-15 08:03:25 AM
thecia.com.au
approves
 
2012-07-15 09:06:46 AM

gglibertine: You know, I'm a farking pacifist and all, but anyone who continues to live with someone after they break up with them is farking asking for it.


Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the definition of the word pacifist.

You make it sound like it's his fault. Oh yeah, that's right, it's always the guy's fault so he absolutely deserved to die a horribly painful death for the suspicion that he was seeing another woman AFTER THEY GOT A FARKING DIVORCE.

Issues, you has 'em.
 
2012-07-15 09:16:40 AM

BigTexas: No mention of the caption under her picture that said "Hot Tempered". I am disappoint.


But the article does refer to her "fiery rage."

Apparently, the divorce agreement wasn't working out.
 
2012-07-15 09:19:23 AM

fusillade762: I see no mention of nads in TFA. Bad subby! Bad!


likewise. I read nothing there that mentioned nards. 60% could or could not include nards.
 
2012-07-15 09:22:52 AM

EbolaNYC: gglibertine: You know, I'm a farking pacifist and all, but anyone who continues to live with someone after they break up with them is farking asking for it.

Perhaps you're unfamiliar with the definition of the word pacifist.

You make it sound like it's his fault. Oh yeah, that's right, it's always the guy's fault so he absolutely deserved to die a horribly painful death for the suspicion that he was seeing another woman AFTER THEY GOT A FARKING DIVORCE.

Issues, you has 'em.


Wearing a short skirt and got raped? Asking for it! That's the line of thinking coming across.
 
2012-07-15 09:23:29 AM
I'm not understanding this thing about being divorced but still living together. Isn't that one of the perks of divorce, NOT having to live with the douchebag anymore?
 
2012-07-15 10:00:46 AM

Relatively Obscure: doglover: It's not as painful as you think. I've scalded my crotch with boiling water once. Luckily it was in the morning so I was only wearing cotton briefs. Otherwise I'd have lost skin and stuff.

Morning wood is sometimes uncomfortable and inconvenient, but it's no reason to resort to that.


"...uncomfortable and inconvenient"???? Never had a bad or unwanted erection in my life lol
 
2012-07-15 10:15:41 AM

doglover: It's not as painful as you think. I've scalded my crotch with boiling water once. Luckily it was in the morning so I was only wearing cotton briefs. Otherwise I'd have lost skin and stuff.


As someone who has suffered first, second and third degree burns over a larger section of my body (was at a bar and had a college kid taking a "flaming shot" slip and spill the shot on my chest), burns suck. A lot. Your experience was most likely a small splash of water.

/worst memories were from the burn ward
//saw a toddler who had pulled a pot of boiling pasta off of the stove, onto themselves
 
2012-07-15 11:11:55 AM

bahknee: I'm not understanding this thing about being divorced but still living together. Isn't that one of the perks of divorce, NOT having to live with the douchebag anymore?


You are aware that the economy is shiat, right? They were living together because they had no choice, unless homelessness is considered a viable option.
 
2012-07-15 11:54:35 AM
Lesson of the day? Stick with prostitutes. Marriage only leads to destruction.
 
2012-07-15 12:15:26 PM

bahknee: I'm not understanding this thing about being divorced but still living together. Isn't that one of the perks of divorce, NOT having to live with the douchebag anymore?


It didn't say how long they where divorced. The housing market is shiat right, they likely couldn't sell the house without taking a huge lose. If they rented they might have had a dick landlord that refused to let them off the lease early. Neither party likely could afford the mortgage/rent by themselves and had to stick it out. It's not this poor guys fault what happened, 100% of the blame rest on his ex-wife.
 
2012-07-15 12:48:22 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: fusillade762: I see no mention of nads in TFA. Bad subby! Bad!

likewise. I read nothing there that mentioned nards. 60% could or could not include nards.


Only if nards is less than or equal to 40% of the body's surface.

You never know. The guy might have been upper class society. God's gift to ballroom notoreity, as it were.
 
2012-07-15 12:55:42 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-07-15 01:00:12 PM

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: fusillade762: I see no mention of nads in TFA. Bad subby! Bad!

likewise. I read nothing there that mentioned nards. 60% could or could not include nards.


He had burns over 60% of his body... crazy lady had either a really big pot or a remarkably small exhusband.
 
2012-07-15 01:53:10 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Talk about getting burned by your ex.

A man is murdered and the farking article opens with a joke? WTF kind of rag is this?


Too soon?
www.infobarrel.com
 
2012-07-15 02:02:42 PM

Granolabar: Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: fusillade762: I see no mention of nads in TFA. Bad subby! Bad!

likewise. I read nothing there that mentioned nards. 60% could or could not include nards.

He had burns over 60% of his body... crazy lady had either a really big pot or a remarkably small exhusband.


Four quarts of water is 231 cubic inches. How thick does the water need to be applied? Lets say .1 inch, just for kicks and giggles. that's 2310 square inches from a gallon of water, or just over sixteen square feet. That's just initial contact of course.
 
2012-07-15 03:19:20 PM
Was her name Blanche?
 
2012-07-15 03:34:46 PM

OsoMartinez: Relatively Obscure: doglover: It's not as painful as you think. I've scalded my crotch with boiling water once. Luckily it was in the morning so I was only wearing cotton briefs. Otherwise I'd have lost skin and stuff.

Morning wood is sometimes uncomfortable and inconvenient, but it's no reason to resort to that.

"...uncomfortable and inconvenient"???? Never had a bad or unwanted erection in my life lol


Not even in Algebra class? Right before the teacher told you to demonstrate some equation on the chalkboard in front of the whole class?

/Used to happen to a friend of mine. "Every damn time!" he said.
 
2012-07-15 05:29:19 PM

FormlessOne: Was her name Blanche?


I was wondering if the victim's name was Stew.
 
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