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(KIRO TV)   Two-fisted, burly, ex-marine type beats the crap out of foolish teenaged attacker. I guess he won't be... Wait, that's a woman? (With holy crap, that's a woman pic)   (kirotv.com) divider line 103
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2012-07-15 12:53:13 AM
I see


what you


did


there.
 
2012-07-15 01:06:16 AM
"(He) hit the phone out of my hand. He took a swing. At that point I kneed him in his private parts and his response was - 'That was pretty good,'" said Lovejoy.

It seems like either his testicles hadn't descended or she missed the mark. I've been told countless times that getting a knee to the groin isn't something men just shrug off, especially from someone who looks like that.
 
2012-07-15 01:25:25 AM
White Center isn't the best neighborhood.
Unfortunately his second chance may be used to vandalize her house and poison her dogs.
 
2012-07-15 02:11:22 AM
I wonder what kind of Subaru she drives.
 
2012-07-15 02:39:42 AM

miss diminutive: "(He) hit the phone out of my hand. He took a swing. At that point I kneed him in his private parts and his response was - 'That was pretty good,'" said Lovejoy.

It seems like either his testicles hadn't descended or she missed the mark. I've been told countless times that getting a knee to the groin isn't something men just shrug off, especially from someone who looks like that.


You can, but it takes training. Same way a boxer can fight through a solid head punch.

Also, queue xkcd "you're a mobile browser" cartoon.
 
2012-07-15 03:05:48 AM
All that training in the Corps and her best move is a knee to the groin?

Boo. Yeah.
 
2012-07-15 03:09:14 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-07-15 03:13:43 AM
She looks a bit like my late Aunt Vera.

My aunt was a stocky woman, with a big, booming voice who had served in the Army in WW2. She swore like a trooper, never ran from a fight and had no problem with telling anyone her opinions. I suspect if the Army had sent her to the front during the war, it might have ended a few months quicker.

She was certainly a unique lady.
 
2012-07-15 04:15:34 AM

Rik01: She looks a bit like my late Aunt Vera.

My aunt was a stocky woman, with a big, booming voice who had served in the Army in WW2. She swore like a trooper, never ran from a fight and had no problem with telling anyone her opinions. I suspect if the Army had sent her to the front during the war, it might have ended a few months quicker.

She was certainly a unique lady.


I'd love to have met your aunt. And I wanna meet this lady too.

And Subby, how dumb are you insulting the appearance of this woman? I'd be afraid she'd come find me. Clearly not someone to be farked with.
 
2012-07-15 05:01:09 AM
She looks like half the woman that live in my apartment building. I'd Welcome her as a neighbor.
 
2012-07-15 05:59:55 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

TFA seems to have accidentally put up a pic of Robbie Coltrane instead?
 
2012-07-15 06:00:38 AM
first of furry
 
2012-07-15 06:02:51 AM
did the teen only have one fist?
 
2012-07-15 06:02:58 AM
eurotrader
I wonder what kind of Subaru she drives.

us.tnpv.net
 
2012-07-15 06:03:42 AM
Rolls of fat
Upon his chest
Holy crap
Wait, those are breasts?
 
2012-07-15 06:08:22 AM
multiply.com
 
2012-07-15 06:12:15 AM
HiI'maserver.Jpg
 
2012-07-15 06:19:23 AM

AbbeySomeone: White Center isn't the best neighborhood.


No, it's not, but it's also nowhere near West Seattle, where this incident occurred.
 
2012-07-15 06:21:07 AM
FTFA: The former social worker said she assumes they boy is troubled and wishes she would have tried a different approach.

Nope. An old fashioned butt kicking is the best approach. Some kids are just plain bad. Every time he screws up, knock him down until he gets the message that a life of crime isn't the easy path. It may take a few times but I've seen this approach work, and the results are more or less permanent.

/Never went to Gibault School for boys.
//They took in bad boys and turned out good men. Life was strict but it worked miracles.
 
2012-07-15 06:24:07 AM
shutupandwatchthemovie.files.wordpress.com

My god, you're a woman.
 
2012-07-15 06:24:41 AM

Wolf892: This is why the f**kin kids are winning this war..."I hope he gets a second chance." Really? This twerp was about to assault you and do God knows what, and you hope they treat him gently? Adults are not taking kids and the violence they commit seriously enough. We need to start being a lot harsher with our punishments and locking up these sociopaths for life. Who sticks around to try and beat up an old woman? Really? Only a monster in training would think of doing something like that.
Kids these days are not the little rascals they used to be people. Thanks to whatever we're putting in our food they've all turned into lumbering oafs that can and often do outweigh the average adult. They can do serious and even fatal harm to us when they are just "being kids and making their mistakes."
Lock them up for life.


you should be the president of singapore
 
2012-07-15 06:25:12 AM

CultureVulture: FTFA: The former social worker said she assumes they boy is troubled and wishes she would have tried a different approach.

Nope. An old fashioned butt kicking is the best approach. Some kids are just plain bad. Every time he screws up, knock him down until he gets the message that a life of crime isn't the easy path. It may take a few times but I've seen this approach work, and the results are more or less permanent.

/Never went to Gibault School for boys.
//They took in bad boys and turned out good men. Life was strict but it worked miracles.


He GOT an old-fashioned butt-kicking, did you miss that part? Plus he got beat up by an old lady. And you need to be careful about the "every time he screws up knock him down" treatment. What he may well learn instead is that people are mean and arbitrary and don't give a shiat about him, so he better learn to knock people down first.

That approach only works if he ALSO gets pumped up every time he does something right. I've seen lots of the former, and very very little of the latter.
 
2012-07-15 06:26:41 AM

MadAzza: AbbeySomeone: White Center isn't the best neighborhood.

No, it's not, but it's also nowhere near West Seattle, where this incident occurred.


I have to correct myself. The two districts border each other, and this apparently happened on the street that separates West Seattle from that godawful White Center.
 
2012-07-15 06:33:15 AM

foo monkey: miss diminutive: "(He) hit the phone out of my hand. He took a swing. At that point I kneed him in his private parts and his response was - 'That was pretty good,'" said Lovejoy.

It seems like either his testicles hadn't descended or she missed the mark. I've been told countless times that getting a knee to the groin isn't something men just shrug off, especially from someone who looks like that.

You can, but it takes training. Same way a boxer can fight through a solid head punch.
.


Or to be drunk, or on cocaine or the like, although the article would probably have mentioned if he was.

Moral of the story: a good stomp kick to the front of his knee is always better than trying to catch him in the groin.
 
2012-07-15 06:33:56 AM
I think there's a Y chromosome floating around somewhere in that woman's genome.
 
2012-07-15 06:39:41 AM

MadAzza: MadAzza: AbbeySomeone: White Center isn't the best neighborhood.

No, it's not, but it's also nowhere near West Seattle, where this incident occurred.

I have to correct myself. The two districts border each other, and this apparently happened on the street that separates West Seattle from that godawful White Center.


Done with Style. Thanks
 
2012-07-15 06:39:56 AM
"She was concerned they might be tagging." Tagging? Tagging what??
 
2012-07-15 06:48:45 AM
Holy crap, she was probably wishing for someone to mess with her and then found an opportunity to use her super powers lol :D
 
2012-07-15 06:53:13 AM

Point02GPA: MadAzza: MadAzza: AbbeySomeone: White Center isn't the best neighborhood.

No, it's not, but it's also nowhere near West Seattle, where this incident occurred.

I have to correct myself. The two districts border each other, and this apparently happened on the street that separates West Seattle from that godawful White Center.

Done with Style. Thanks


:-)
 
2012-07-15 06:56:43 AM

calbert: [multiply.com image 300x225]


OMG THAT'S IT! I was trying to figure out who she reminded me of, and it's totally Large Marge! Points to you, man.
 
2012-07-15 06:58:56 AM
Is there another source for this story? The link takes me to the front page of the tv station and the story isn't there. :/
 
2012-07-15 07:02:46 AM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 07:04:22 AM
tell em Large Marge sent ya!
 
2012-07-15 07:05:14 AM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-15 07:10:00 AM

foo monkey: miss diminutive: "(He) hit the phone out of my hand. He took a swing. At that point I kneed him in his private parts and his response was - 'That was pretty good,'" said Lovejoy.

It seems like either his testicles hadn't descended or she missed the mark. I've been told countless times that getting a knee to the groin isn't something men just shrug off, especially from someone who looks like that.

You can, but it takes training. Same way a boxer can fight through a solid head punch.

Also, queue xkcd "you're a mobile browser" cartoon.


It's harder to catch someone in the jewels who's expecting trouble. A lot of force will be disippated by being caught against the inside of the thighs.
 
2012-07-15 07:14:34 AM

Ed Finnerty: All that training in the Corps and her best move is a knee to the groin?

Boo. Yeah.


Nobody said she was a marine. Not the article, nor subby.
 
2012-07-15 07:17:09 AM

Rik01: She looks a bit like my late Aunt Vera.

My aunt was a stocky woman, with a big, booming voice who had served in the Army in WW2. She swore like a trooper, never ran from a fight and had no problem with telling anyone her opinions. I suspect if the Army had sent her to the front during the war, it might have ended a few months quicker.

She was certainly a unique lady.


Hmmm..... you very nearly just described my mid 90's aged Aunt Vera. May she be with us for years.
 
2012-07-15 07:46:47 AM

Wolf892: This is why the f**kin kids are winning this war..."I hope he gets a second chance." Really? This twerp was about to assault you and do God knows what, and you hope they treat him gently? Adults are not taking kids and the violence they commit seriously enough. We need to start being a lot harsher with our punishments and locking up these sociopaths for life. Who sticks around to try and beat up an old woman? Really? Only a monster in training would think of doing something like that.
Kids these days are not the little rascals they used to be people. Thanks to whatever we're putting in our food they've all turned into lumbering oafs that can and often do outweigh the average adult. They can do serious and even fatal harm to us when they are just "being kids and making their mistakes."
Lock them up for life.


Human nature. It's easy to be forgiving to somebody after you've kicked their ass. Ever listen to a winning boxer talk about his defeated opponent?
Anyway, no. i can't affoerd to give everybody you're afraid of three hots and a cot for life. Get a gun. learn to fight - take your chances. the justice system is just welfare for scared white people. You can't afford to feed the hungry? Cool. I can't afford to lock them up so you'll feel safe. Take care of yourself, and stop coasting on my dime, welfare bum.
 
2012-07-15 07:51:48 AM

calbert: [multiply.com image 300x225]


Large Marge.......wonder how many people will get that reference....then again I'm not old and I still got it.
 
2012-07-15 07:58:57 AM
I've knew another Carol Ann who wasn't afraid of beating the crap out of people either.

/Much prettier though.
 
2012-07-15 08:04:05 AM

Ed Finnerty: All that training in the Corps and her best move is a knee to the groin?

Boo. Yeah.


I would have called in for air support. Takes care of the tags, the taggers, and those pesky buildings that attract them.
 
2012-07-15 08:06:13 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-07-15 08:26:21 AM
Weird. She doesn't look 'White Hispanic'.
 
2012-07-15 08:38:17 AM
Holy hell! It's biatch tits Bob!
 
2012-07-15 08:38:19 AM

Ed Finnerty: All that training in the Corps and her best move is a knee to the groin?

Boo. Yeah.


Back when she was in the Marines, the only combat women faced was turning away other Marines. That haircut says 'I know I am not getting laid anymore so why bother'.
 
2012-07-15 08:56:19 AM

Acharne: Ed Finnerty: All that training in the Corps and her best move is a knee to the groin?

Boo. Yeah.

Nobody said she was a marine. Not the article, nor subby.


Did you look at her picture?
 
2012-07-15 08:58:02 AM
Excuse us, we'd like a word with you. www.defense.gov
 
2012-07-15 09:01:02 AM
movieactors.com

Buffet: "She was concerned they might be tagging." Tagging? Tagging what??


How do you post from the 19th century?
 
2012-07-15 09:01:14 AM

ck1938: Weird. She doesn't look 'White Hispanic'.


No, she looks very "White German". Spend some time in Middle American farm country, and you'll meet a fair number of women who look like that.
 
2012-07-15 09:03:25 AM

Wolf892: This is why the f**kin kids are winning this war..."I hope he gets a second chance." Really?


Don't panic. I think she was talking about a rematch.
 
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