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(Oregon Live)   Man arrested for cursing and swinging a Samurai sword near the state capitol. There can be only one idiot   (oregonlive.com) divider line 30
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2012-07-15 01:10:54 AM  
It was near the State capitol, so there could be many more than one idiot. There could be a congregation of idiots, a herd, a colony, a flock, a brace, a litter, a gang, a mob, a cast, a bevy, or just a bunch of idiots.
 
2012-07-15 01:11:53 AM  
Ok, first, three foot "samurai swords" are very hard to find, unless you are talking overall length. I use a sword with 33" blade length for iaijutsu, and that is very much outside the norm and very hard to find. Second, that thing looks like an ebay, pakistani steel knock-off.

Not saying the guy wasn't dangerous, but I wish local news would stop making sensationalist statements about things they know nothing about. *suuuurrrreee that will happen some time soon*
 
2012-07-15 01:13:47 AM  
Sanarov was reportedly yelling obscenities at a landscaper near the State Library and Public Service Building at 8:23 a.m. on Saturday.

Way to fight the powers that be, crazy samurai guy.
 
2012-07-15 01:22:34 AM  

Notabunny: It was near the State capitol, so there could be many more than one idiot. There could be a congregation of idiots, a herd, a colony, a flock, a brace, a litter, a gang, a mob, a cast, a bevy, or just a bunch of idiots.


Or even a congress of idiots.
 
2012-07-15 01:24:11 AM  
I must need glasses or sit closer to the monitor because I swear I thought it read Nun arrested for cursing and swinging a Samurai sword near the state capitol.
It was the only reason I clicked the link ffs.
 
2012-07-15 01:25:03 AM  
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2012-07-15 01:25:06 AM  
That could not possibly have been a samurai sword.
 
2012-07-15 01:26:03 AM  
Sweet Theo was a bit dim,
But no one wouldn't chance him,
Because he was a samurai.
 
2012-07-15 01:27:33 AM  
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2012-07-15 01:31:53 AM  

iaazathot: Ok, first, three foot "samurai swords" are very hard to find, unless you are talking overall length. I use a sword with 33" blade length for iaijutsu, and that is very much outside the norm and very hard to find. Second, that thing looks like an ebay, pakistani steel knock-off.

Not saying the guy wasn't dangerous, but I wish local news would stop making sensationalist statements about things they know nothing about. *suuuurrrreee that will happen some time soon*


My blade is at least three feet and I got it for 20 bucks. What are you smoking?
 
2012-07-15 01:33:57 AM  
Hey, can someone come bail me out?
 
2012-07-15 01:36:58 AM  
i291.photobucket.com

What now?
 
2012-07-15 01:39:23 AM  
Idiot. You swing then curse.
 
2012-07-15 01:43:42 AM  
Ninjidit.
 
2012-07-15 01:43:45 AM  

Notabunny: It was near the State capitol, so there could be many more than one idiot. There could be a congregation of idiots, a herd, a colony, a flock, a brace, a litter, a gang, a mob, a cast, a bevy, or just a bunch of idiots.


A gaggle, even.

SO excited to get the full story on this from my Dad on Monday. Usually this kind of stupid is reserved for Portland or Eugene. Nice to see Salem stepping up to the plate on this one.
 
2012-07-15 01:43:45 AM  
He must have just watched Highlander 2: The Quickening. That movie makes me all stabby as well
 
2012-07-15 01:50:04 AM  
No, that's not right. I'm pretty sure they're ubiquitous
 
2012-07-15 01:55:43 AM  

iaazathot: Ok, first, three foot "samurai swords" are very hard to find, unless you are talking overall length. I use a sword with 33" blade length for iaijutsu, and that is very much outside the norm and very hard to find. Second, that thing looks like an ebay, pakistani steel knock-off.

Not saying the guy wasn't dangerous, but I wish local news would stop making sensationalist statements about things they know nothing about. *suuuurrrreee that will happen some time soon*


Just be glad they didn't call it an AK-47 or Glock.
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2012-07-15 02:05:35 AM  
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2012-07-15 02:14:03 AM  
He's no highlander...
twi-ny.com
 
2012-07-15 02:17:35 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Notabunny: It was near the State capitol, so there could be many more than one idiot. There could be a congregation of idiots, a herd, a colony, a flock, a brace, a litter, a gang, a mob, a cast, a bevy, or just a bunch of idiots.

Or even a congress of idiots.



Always remember folks the opposite of progress is congress.


/sorry I will shut up and go sleep it off now.
 
2012-07-15 02:24:10 AM  

cowgirl toffee: [img208.imageshack.us image 259x194]


Love it BTW :)
 
2012-07-15 02:55:36 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: He's no highlander...
[twi-ny.com image 500x344]


I read that with a perfect Spanish/Scottish (spanicottish?) accent.
 
2012-07-15 02:59:10 AM  

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: He's no highlander...
[twi-ny.com image 500x344]

I read that with a perfect Spanish/Scottish (spanicottish?) accent.


Quit slurring you drunk!
 
2012-07-15 03:00:36 AM  
/CSB:

When I was in middle school my church youth group took a trip to wet'n'wild water park for a day. On our way home we stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and buy snacks for the drive.

My dad, who had agreed to chaperone the trip witnessed the following scene while sitting in the front seat of the church van:

A gentleman exits store with a twelve-pack of beer, twelve-pack handle breaks and he drops his frosty beverages to the asphalt where they all roll off in opposite directions, instead of helping him gather his cans and wishing him well (as I'm pretty sure Jesus would do) snotty little church 7th graders point, laugh, and make jeers at the poor fellow, poor fellow trudges over to his car and draws a 6-foot broadsword from his backseat then commences to whip it about over his head, snotty church brats lose their shiat and run screaming back into the van, satisfied, the man returns the sword to his car, gathers his cans, and drives away.

/CSB
 
2012-07-15 03:24:02 AM  

miss diminutive: tinfoil-hat maggie: He's no highlander...
[twi-ny.com image 500x344]

I read that with a perfect Spanish/Scottish (spanicottish?) accent.


BumpInTheNight:

LoL :) Since I am getting drunk this combination of posts was way to funny.

/What's wrong with getting drunk? Ask a glass of water :)
 
2012-07-15 03:52:13 AM  

Notabunny: It was near the State capitol, so there could be many more than one idiot. There could be a congregation of idiots, a herd, a colony, a flock, a brace, a litter, a gang, a mob, a cast, a bevy, or just a bunch of idiots.


A quorum of idiots.
 
2012-07-15 08:31:56 AM  

hubris73: /CSB:

When I was in middle school my church youth group took a trip to wet'n'wild water park for a day. On our way home we stopped at a gas station to use the restroom and buy snacks for the drive.

My dad, who had agreed to chaperone the trip witnessed the following scene while sitting in the front seat of the church van:

A gentleman exits store with a twelve-pack of beer, twelve-pack handle breaks and he drops his frosty beverages to the asphalt where they all roll off in opposite directions, instead of helping him gather his cans and wishing him well (as I'm pretty sure Jesus would do) snotty little church 7th graders point, laugh, and make jeers at the poor fellow, poor fellow trudges over to his car and draws a 6-foot broadsword from his backseat then commences to whip it about over his head, snotty church brats lose their shiat and run screaming back into the van, satisfied, the man returns the sword to his car, gathers his cans, and drives away.

/CSB


Brats learn lesson, nobody hurt: +1 for CS, bro.
 
2012-07-15 10:47:14 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Hey, can someone come bail me out?


Sorry. I would have been there sooner but I'm just now hearing about it.

I should be there in about ten minutes.

You are going to pay me back, right?
 
2012-07-15 02:51:40 PM  
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