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(Stuff.co.nz)   Competition and red tape (the hot water was too cold) preventing strip club opening. With picture of what a stripper looks like   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 20
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2012-07-15 03:11:30 AM
static2.stuff.co.nz

Worst. Show. Evar.
 
2012-07-15 04:24:29 AM

Ed Finnerty: Worst. Show. Evar.


Can we have a euro tab pls? As an American I don't give a fark, and lately every other thread is this garbauge
 
2012-07-15 04:28:57 AM

tbhouston: Ed Finnerty: Worst. Show. Evar.

Can we have a euro tab pls? As an American I don't give a fark, and lately every other thread is this garbauge


As a fellow American, I agree. New Zealand talk should be where it belongs, in a Euro tab!
 
2012-07-15 04:40:41 AM
She had hoped her lavish multimillion-dollar strip club would be full to its third-storey roof with funny money by now.

I would have hoped for real money.
 
2012-07-15 04:41:51 AM
You don't know what a stripper looks like?
img194.imageshack.us
 
2012-07-15 04:47:06 AM
I hope the strippers are better looking than the owners, especially Haley.
 
2012-07-15 05:12:21 AM

OptimusHime: tbhouston: Can we have a euro tab pls? As an American I don't give a fark, and lately every other thread is this garbauge

As a fellow American, I agree. New Zealand talk should be where it belongs, in a Euro tab!


Zealand / New Zealand. Like there's a difference.
 
2012-07-15 05:33:51 AM
The "skinny"?

Really?

The one in the back looks like she's been rode hard - especially on her knees.

The other one looks like she'd have a chance if she invested in a Total Gym and lost the "saddle bags". She's at least pretty and young. The other one, not so much.
 
2012-07-15 06:36:38 AM
If there's one thing ya can't have too many of, it's strip clubs!
 
2012-07-15 07:03:16 AM
Wow! Those are some dead eyes on the stripper in the background.
static2.stuff.co.nz
 
2012-07-15 08:01:57 AM
I'd stripper
 
2012-07-15 09:01:17 AM

Rufus Lee King: Well, the chick on the right has me pitching a pup tent i n my trousers, anyway.

A bit of news for you younger farkers: when you hit your mid-fifties, your standards go way, way down.


My requirement has always been the same.
 
2012-07-15 09:49:15 AM
Ranch style home. Really she's not atractive or cute.
 
2012-07-15 10:54:23 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Ranch style home. Really she's not atractive or cute.


A woman pays attention to them on the internet. Don't get in between a group of neckbeards and love.
 
2012-07-15 11:03:07 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Ranch style home. Really she's not atractive or cute.


So a single-wide without the wheels to relocate to a better place.

Sorry man, my sympathies.

And I am sure your GF has a nice personality to make up for the lack of cuteness.


/Has a ranch so understands, really
//Shall we stop trolling? I'm really lousy at it.
 
2012-07-15 11:13:52 AM
Cold water is a legit reason to delay occupancy especially if they serve food. Their contractor should have informed them months in advance.
 
2012-07-15 11:51:28 AM

OptimusHime: tbhouston: Ed Finnerty: Worst. Show. Evar.

Can we have a euro tab pls? As an American I don't give a fark, and lately every other thread is this garbauge

As a fellow American, I agree. New Zealand talk should be where it belongs, in a Euro tab!


ok maybe it should be a commonwealth tab
 
2012-07-15 01:19:27 PM

thecpt: Cold water is a legit reason to delay occupancy especially if they serve food. Their contractor should have informed them months in advance.


Not when you can just turn the boiler knob up a notch to fix it.

freespirited: The one in the back looks like she's been rode hard - especially on her knees.

The other one looks like she'd have a chance if she invested in a Total Gym and lost the "saddle bags". She's at least pretty and young. The other one, not so much.


Saddle bags is the owner. Might be a former stripper herself, though, you never know.
 
2012-07-15 02:05:52 PM

foxyshadis: thecpt: Cold water is a legit reason to delay occupancy especially if they serve food. Their contractor should have informed them months in advance.

Not when you can just turn the boiler knob up a notch to fix it.

freespirited: The one in the back looks like she's been rode hard - especially on her knees.

The other one looks like she'd have a chance if she invested in a Total Gym and lost the "saddle bags". She's at least pretty and young. The other one, not so much.

Saddle bags is the owner. Might be a former stripper herself, though, you never know.


That's not what it's about. It about how hot water is at the furthest tap within 5 seconds of running (time depends on the local code) its for sanitation purposes. It might not even be the boilers. It could be the return pipe design and the pumps which they probably went with a cheap system or tried less insulation than was needed.
 
2012-07-16 11:18:40 AM
They are going to need some really long songs if they're coming to the stage in that amount of clothing.

Alice's Restaurant would be an interesting choice.
 
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