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(Yahoo)   Guns don't kill people, 3 year olds kill people   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line 122
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2012-07-14 08:25:47 PM  
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2012-07-14 08:26:42 PM  
Guns don't kill people, 3 year olds kill people the government does.

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2012-07-14 08:27:18 PM  
Stood his ground!
 
2012-07-14 08:28:34 PM  
Kid must be white or they'd have tasered him and locked him up by now.
 
2012-07-14 08:29:36 PM  
 
2012-07-14 08:29:55 PM  
Wow, that kid's gonna be f'ed up for life.

But hey, he made national news. That's gotta count for something, right?
 
2012-07-14 08:29:57 PM  
Guns only kill people if the Obama administration provided them.
 
2012-07-14 08:30:35 PM  
Once again, why do people with toddlers have loaded guns within reach??? Does it make a guy feel more manly to have loaded guns where kids can get to them easily? I just don't get it.
 
2012-07-14 08:30:48 PM  
i33.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-14 08:31:09 PM  
Hmmm. Now i'm not saying these folks are lying, but it's not unheard of in these situations to lay the blame on folks who are more likely to be found not culpable, for instance a 3 year old. Be a pretty precocious three year old that's able to handle and discharge a firearm.
 
2012-07-14 08:31:40 PM  
Darwin too late to the scene.
 
2012-07-14 08:32:04 PM  
OBLIG!

Link

Noob
 
2012-07-14 08:32:48 PM  
People who leave loaded guns laying around where a 3 year old can get his hands on it kill people. In this case, this person appears to have killed himself.
 
2012-07-14 08:32:51 PM  

viciousbackyardkiller: Once again, why do people with toddlers have loaded guns within reach??? Does it make a guy feel more manly to have loaded guns where kids can get to them easily? I just don't get it.


Pretty sure he isn't feeling much of ANYTHING right now.
 
2012-07-14 08:32:56 PM  

LarryDerp43: Guns 0nly kill pe0ple if the 0bama administrati0n pr0vided them.

 
2012-07-14 08:33:57 PM  
www.kineticframes.com

Approves.
 
2012-07-14 08:34:06 PM  
Well if the deceased is the careless idiot who left the gun where a toddler could find it I'm glad it was him rather than the child hurting himself.


Another formerly law abiding, responsible gun owner.
 
2012-07-14 08:34:16 PM  

viciousbackyardkiller: Once again, why do people with toddlers have loaded guns within reach??? Does it make a guy feel more manly to have loaded guns where kids can get to them easily? I just don't get it.


Probably the same reason why people with toddlers leave said toddlers in the car in the summertime and cook them alive.

Or maybe it's the same reason people leave their toddlers unsupervised around a swimming pool resulting in the little tykes drowning.

/shrug

People can be farking stupid. Fark proves that EVERY single day.
 
2012-07-14 08:34:54 PM  
Daddy Killer.

Ouch, kid. Good luck with the rest of your life.
 
2012-07-14 08:35:13 PM  
"the only thing I believe is I need a bigger gun"
 
2012-07-14 08:35:24 PM  
Darwinism in action. If you're stupid enough to leave a loaded gun lying around where a child can get to it, you deserve to die.
 
2012-07-14 08:35:44 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if the father had a gun to defend himself.
 
2012-07-14 08:36:32 PM  
Dumbass...

Too late though with 3 kids.

/In before the n00bs whining about "Why are you laughing about someone DYING while on Fark waaaahhhhh!"
 
2012-07-14 08:37:10 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: Well if the deceased is the careless idiot who left the gun where a toddler could find it I'm glad it was him rather than the child hurting himself.


Another formerly law abiding, responsible gun owner.


You knew this guy personally, didn't you?
 
2012-07-14 08:37:30 PM  
I hope they give this kid the chair.
 
2012-07-14 08:37:45 PM  
i742.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 08:38:29 PM  
reminded me of this similar scenario Link
 
2012-07-14 08:39:20 PM  
Dad was farking told not to switch from Sponge Bob to the ball game.
 
2012-07-14 08:39:33 PM  
dear G-D why would ANYONE need a GUN in this day and age?
 
2012-07-14 08:39:34 PM  

Philthy420: I hope they give this kid the chair.


He'll need a booster seat.
 
2012-07-14 08:42:29 PM  
Is it even possible for a 3 year old to pull the trigger and point the gun at the same time? Unless the gun had a hair trigger, I just don't see it happening...
 
2012-07-14 08:43:39 PM  

Philthy420: I hope they give this kid the chair.


This was Indiana, not Texas.
 
2012-07-14 08:45:19 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: dear G-D why would ANYONE need a GUN in this day and age?


So these people can get in some exercise each weekend?

i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-14 08:46:17 PM  

noblewolf: Is it even possible for a 3 year old to pull the trigger and point the gun at the same time? Unless the gun had a hair trigger, I just don't see it happening...


You do realize that a gun is always pointed at something, right?
 
2012-07-14 08:46:48 PM  
If we take all the guns, only the babies will have guns... I think.
 
2012-07-14 08:47:08 PM  

jaytkay: Philthy420: I hope they give this kid the chair.

This was Indiana, not Texas.


He'll get a light sentence around here... unless he was retarded, of course. Then he needs killin'.
 
2012-07-14 08:49:06 PM  

404 page not found: You knew this guy personally, didn't you?


I don't know him personally but I see his shoe stores in strip malls all the time. It's a sort of bond.
 
2012-07-14 08:49:51 PM  

New Age Redneck: [www.kineticframes.com image 640x385]

Approves.


Man, what an awesome, unsettling film.

The article says he and his entire family were there for remodeling work, but at the time he was watching TV. Methinks meth.
 
2012-07-14 08:50:20 PM  

noblewolf: Is it even possible for a 3 year old to pull the trigger and point the gun at the same time? Unless the gun had a hair trigger, I just don't see it happening...


Neither did the dad
 
2012-07-14 08:51:34 PM  
An armed toddler is a polite toddler.
 
2012-07-14 08:51:45 PM  

BroVinny: Wow, that kid's gonna be f'ed up for life.


Well the kid won't remember the incident and hopefully he will be rightfully convinced that it is not his fault, it is the person who left the gun where he could find it.
 
2012-07-14 08:52:28 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: dear G-D why would ANYONE need a GUN in this day and age?


I'll bet you also believe the police are there to protect you.

BroVinny: Philthy420: I hope they give this kid the chair.

He'll need a booster seat.


I LOL'd.
 
2012-07-14 08:59:01 PM  
RELIGION OF PEEWEES
 
2012-07-14 08:59:20 PM  
i.imgur.com
Also approves.
 
2012-07-14 09:00:54 PM  
An Indiana father watching television with his children...

This wouldn't have happened if they'd stayed in New Delhi. "Land of Opportunity," indeed.
 
2012-07-14 09:03:48 PM  
"What's on TV?"
"Dad"
 
2012-07-14 09:06:29 PM  

IXI Jim IXI: "What's on TV?"
"Dad"


Ouch. Window seat, please.
 
2012-07-14 09:07:54 PM  
Well I doubt he was going raise them right anyway.
 
2012-07-14 09:08:21 PM  
viciousbackyardkiller

Does it make a guy feel more manly to have loaded guns where kids can get to them easily?


Not manly, just holey.
 
2012-07-14 09:10:24 PM  

OgreMagi: Darwinism in action.


Too late, he reproduced.
 
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