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(Salon)   Rush Limbaugh says people remain jobless and unemployed because "unemployment benefits are too posh." Yeah, those millions of unemployed Americans living from meager paycheck to paycheck are all driving Toyotas and eating lobster   (salon.com) divider line 179
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2012-07-14 10:23:35 PM
I don't think he said everyone feels no pain nor is trying to better themselves, but it is frustrating when I bust my butt every day to pay my bills and with the few bucks I have at the end of the week I go buy a pound of macaroni salad as a bit of something extra and the person in front of me is buying better food than I can afford with their food stamp debit card and whips out enough cash for a case of beer and a cartton of cigs. Yeah it is always good to see what my tax dollars are buying other people.
 
2012-07-14 10:29:06 PM
I know coworkers who believe this 100%. They truly believe people on unemployment benefits like it so much they don't try to find a job. When I point out that unemployment payments aren't anywhere close to even the average salary, they claim "they're getting free cellphones! Free healthcare! Free foodstamps! Of course they want to stay on it!".

Then one of their wives got laid off at her defense support company and all of a sudden my coworker was taking advantage of all that free stuff too. Now when I see him if he starts down that road again I start muttering "hypocritecoughhypocritecough"....
 
2012-07-14 10:30:30 PM
It's disturbing enough that a major conservative voice says this retarded shiat. It's even more disturbing the dittoheads are eating this malarkey up like it was tenderloin. I take consolation in figuring the next incarnation for Rush will be lower that a dung beetle.
 
2012-07-14 10:31:59 PM
When did we become a country where the millionaires are jealous of the people on food stamps? A country that thinks teachers and fire fighters are soaking us dry? A country that thinks the richest who are paying the lowest taxes in 80 years are the ones being beaten up?
 
2012-07-14 10:32:45 PM
Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.
 
2012-07-14 10:32:50 PM
cretinbob: Dear Rush,
Live on $400 a week.
You might end up losing all the fat[,] you fark.


The comma is your friend. It could have been either way, I suppose, but I think this is what you meant.
sorry
 
2012-07-14 10:33:31 PM
munchy: I don't think he said everyone feels no pain nor is trying to better themselves, but it is frustrating when I bust my butt every day to pay my bills and with the few bucks I have at the end of the week I go buy a pound of macaroni salad as a bit of something extra and the person in front of me is buying better food than I can afford with their food stamp debit card and whips out enough cash for a case of beer and a cartton of cigs. Yeah it is always good to see what my tax dollars are buying other people.

You sound poor.
 
2012-07-14 10:35:09 PM
Hobodeluxe: unemployment insurance is something the people pay for out of their compensation when they work.

No it is not. It is paid for by a tax on payrolls and is 100% funded by employers.
 
2012-07-14 10:35:34 PM
I'm also going to add one other thing here.

This is one other reason why the overall political/demographic shifts in this country are trending to the left. Republicans haven't yet figured out that 30+ years of outright pissing on the middle class has left a mental mark in the minds of voters that isn't easily erased. While purchasing power, wages, and jobs have remained stagnant, the GOP has continued to adopt the attitude of "fark you; lick the boots of your corporate masters if you even want so much as a breadcrumb from the main table".

Every time one of these cheerleading asswipes on the right kicks the downtrodden while they're down, the GOP loses another batch of potential voters. For life. Most people in this country work their asses off, and the bulk of them simply don't like being told that it's their fault that the economy was run off of a cliff (and subsequently lost their jobs), when it's clear that three decades of turning our banking/financial/real estate sectors into a casino was the root cause of it all.

shiat like this is why Rmoney is going to get trounced in November.
 
2012-07-14 10:35:43 PM
Noam Chimpsky: Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.

Yeah, that never actually happened, did it, Chimp?

And Rush Limbaugh is still not going to fark you. Unless you're 13 years old and named Ernesto.
 
2012-07-14 10:39:05 PM
I used to love choosing between a meal and the luxury of a magazine. Boy, those were the days.
 
2012-07-14 10:39:52 PM
angrymacface: When did we become a country where the millionaires are jealous of the people on food stamps? A country that thinks teachers and fire fighters are soaking us dry? A country that thinks the richest who are paying the lowest taxes in 80 years are the ones being beaten up?

Right around the time we lost the fairness doctrine in broadcasting and allowed right-wing supporting megacorps like Clear Channel to pollute the national discourse.

Right is left, up is down, black is white.
 
2012-07-14 10:43:27 PM
Noam Chimpsky: Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.

If you ever get tired of lying about everything you should realize you don't have to be a republican.
 
2012-07-14 10:48:34 PM
born_yesterday: I've said it before, I'll say it again: they are the children of Mammon

media.giantbomb.com

You mean these people?
 
2012-07-14 10:49:00 PM
Well if the poor is living it up then why don't you join their ranks you poor abused millionaire.
 
2012-07-14 10:49:07 PM
It is an established undisputed fact that the longer you provide unemployment benefits, the longer people will take to find work. This isn't up for debate any longer.

This does however create a lot of under employment but under employment is better for society as a whole that unemployment.
 
2012-07-14 10:50:46 PM
randomjsa: This does however create a lot of under employment but under employment is better for society as a whole that unemployment.

Tell that to the people who can't make enough money to feed their kids, esp when minimum wage doesn't even cover the cost of living for a single person in many areas.
 
2012-07-14 10:52:29 PM
Maximum unemployment in CA is $450/week, paid every 2 weeks. The benefit amount, however, is based on your income for the previous 3 quarters. In other words, you had to have been earning enough to qualify for the maximum. If you worked a minimum wage job, you won't get the maximum benefit. You have to look for work while you're collecting benefits in order to keep qualifying.
There have been times I've been out of work and collected unemployment. As for living the good life sitting around collecting UI instead of working, I could conceivably make more (straight time, overtime, double time if it's a long day, and they usually are) in one day than I would in one week of UI. Then there's also the issue of fringe benefits. My health insurance coverage is based on how many hours I work (400 hours in every 6 month period to continue coverage) so if I don't work and just collect UI, I lose my health insurance. My retirement and pension plus are also tied into how many hours I work. I don't work, I don't get to retire.
All for that sweet $450/week.
$450, I know, sounds like a lot of money to a lot of folks. I understand. Cost of living being what it is, that money doesn't stretch far around here.
However, that $450 a week is still a drop in the bucket compared to the $40 million a year Rush gets.
 
2012-07-14 10:53:17 PM
Yeah, Rush...I remember the bountiful life I lead for two years on sporadic employment after I got downsized from my job of 9 years. Man...those were the good old days!

My fat $325 weekly check covered half my house payment. Since I lost my company car when i received my lay off letter, my savings had to go to purchase a car. Oh...I did become rather fond of lights, water, heat...those phat ass luxuries my unemployed self chose not to forgo....one of those unemployment checks had to cover those.

I'm telling ya...it was an absolute thrill when I'd have to withdraw from my IRA monthly just to cover expenses. My nipples would harden at the thought of shopping at the thrift stores to buy interview clothes for jobs that 5 other people were competing for. Don't even get me started about the daily excitement of hoping I didn't get sick or need a hospital visit, since my indulgent unemployed lifestyle didn't allot for that frivolity known as health insurance

fark you up the ass with a sandpaper condom, you pathetic piece of putrified shiat!
 
2012-07-14 10:53:53 PM
Here in Maryland it maxes out at $430 a week. Considering how damn expensive it is to live around here it doesn't go very far if you are living on your own and especially if you have children.
 
2012-07-14 10:55:45 PM
Gwendolyn: Here in Maryland it maxes out at $430 a week. Considering how damn expensive it is to live around here it doesn't go very far if you are living on your own and especially if you have children.

Considering rent in anything resembling a safe neighborhood runs about $800 a month...yeah.
 
2012-07-14 10:55:49 PM
Weaver95: This is the face of modern Christianity folks.

Since you mentioned Christianity...
You recommended reading The Family, and thanks, it really is a great read and very enlightening.
Let me recommend to you Under the Banner of Heaven.

/hang in
 
2012-07-14 10:56:14 PM
I moved from NYC to NC after my company started to implode after 9/11. Was without work for 6 months, and even though I wasn't hurting for money until the end, it's still the worst feeling to not have a job (at least for me since I had been employed from college right through 2002). Even if your job is just a paycheck for you, it's still a sense of security. Not having a job ranks just behind divorce as the most stressful things your average person will experience in life, so I just have to shake my head whenever I hear some idiot politician say people are on unemployment because they're lazy.
 
2012-07-14 10:57:14 PM
Noam Chimpsky: Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.


I'm calling bullshiat mainly because nobody would be friends with such a hateful pathetic troll like yourself.
 
2012-07-14 10:57:23 PM
Ahh yes, more "words of wisdom" from that fat, child prostitute humping, junkie Rush Limbaugh. When will the dittoheads realize what an incredibly loathsome, immoral person he is?
 
2012-07-14 10:58:57 PM
randomjsa: It is an established undisputed fact that the longer you provide unemployment benefits, the longer people will take to find work. This isn't up for debate any longer.

[Citation Needed]
 
2012-07-14 10:59:35 PM
intelligent comment below: Noam Chimpsky: Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.


I'm calling bullshiat mainly because nobody would be friends with such a hateful pathetic troll like yourself.


Took me about a year to find work, and yet I still had benefits for another 3 months. But I found steady work.

Turns out, if you've been unemployed for awhile, a lot of people don't want to hire you. Imagine that.
 
2012-07-14 11:00:21 PM
Is there really someone out there who thinks Toyota is a luxury vehicle?
 
2012-07-14 11:01:52 PM
angrymacface: When did we become a country where the millionaires are jealous of the people on food stamps? A country that thinks teachers and fire fighters are soaking us dry? A country that thinks the richest who are paying the lowest taxes in 80 years are the ones being beaten up?

About the time Ronald Reagan made up "welfare queens" and other "poor people get all the breaks" nonsense to begin normalizing the idea that it was somehow patriotic for the wealthiest Americans to pay as little into the system as humanly possible.

Reagan's eventually-debunked "welfare queen" imagery lives on to this day, in watered-down retellings like munchy's faux-anecdote upthread: "...with the few bucks I have at the end of the week I go buy a pound of macaroni salad as a bit of something extra and the person in front of me is buying better food than I can afford with their food stamp debit card and whips out enough cash for a case of beer and a cartton of cigs. Yeah it is always good to see what my tax dollars are buying other people." It's a tale that has it all: a hardworking American struggling to get by, lowly welfare recipient buying fancy food with foodstamps and booze & cigarettes with cash... hell, it's almost hard to believe it really happened.
 
2012-07-14 11:03:27 PM
EnviroDude: When you spend three years debating healthcare and give trillions to bankers, would you expect anything less!

You sound tired E. Dude.
 
2012-07-14 11:04:20 PM
Rush, I say this from the bottom of my heart: I hope some person who ended up on the street because their meager benefits ran out because of the policies you support and the vile piece of trash politicians you stump for murders you in a dark alley and uses what's in your wallet to feed their family. I really hope this. It is a consummation devoutly to be wished, you disgusting waste of amino acids.
 
2012-07-14 11:04:27 PM
Barricaded Gunman: About the time Ronald Reagan made up "welfare queens" and other "poor people get all the breaks" nonsense to begin normalizing the idea that it was somehow patriotic for the wealthiest Americans to pay as little into the system as humanly possible.

I guess it's time for the obligatory:

static.seekingalpha.com
 
2012-07-14 11:06:56 PM
Gergesa: Well if the poor is living it up then why don't you join their ranks you poor abused millionaire.

Exactly. If being poor is great why are you so rich?
 
2012-07-14 11:07:01 PM
munchy: I don't think he said everyone feels no pain nor is trying to better themselves, but it is frustrating when I bust my butt every day to pay my bills and with the few bucks I have at the end of the week I go buy a pound of macaroni salad as a bit of something extra and the person in front of me is buying better food than I can afford with their food stamp debit card and whips out enough cash for a case of beer and a cartton of cigs. Yeah it is always good to see what my tax dollars are buying other people.

That's nothing, dude. I'm in the store, barely able to scrape together enough change to buy a small bottle of catsup to make soup out of, and, as I'm walking out, some food stamp-using low-life starts smoking a lobster right outside the store. I don't mean on a grill, I mean they lit it with some food stamps and started smoking it like a cigar!

I was like, "WTF, dude? You're all poor and shiat, and you're just gonna smoke that lobster in front of the store?" And he was all like, "Well, my old lady doesn't like the smell of them in the Cadillac."

True story.
 
2012-07-14 11:09:43 PM
We all pay into unemployment insurance... workers, employers... we all pay for it. Why is it that whenever we come to collect from the insurance we pay for, "conservatives" get all up in arms? The reality is these people on unemployment benefits, regardless of how Mr. Limbaugh feels about it, paid for that insurance... they paid for that safety net. People like BravadoGT go on encouraging people to work under the table without paying those kinds of benefits (like illegal workers), but committing a felony isn't really an answer to why taxpayers shouldn't get what they pay for.
 
2012-07-14 11:17:48 PM
firefly212: We all pay into unemployment insurance... workers, employers... we all pay for it. Why is it that whenever we come to collect from the insurance we pay for, "conservatives" get all up in arms? The reality is these people on unemployment benefits, regardless of how Mr. Limbaugh feels about it, paid for that insurance... they paid for that safety net. People like BravadoGT go on encouraging people to work under the table without paying those kinds of benefits (like illegal workers), but committing a felony isn't really an answer to why taxpayers shouldn't get what they pay for.

My personal favorite is when conservatives start trying to take away VA benefits. It's like they care about soldiers, until they come home and actually need something.
 
2012-07-14 11:20:12 PM
I'm truly curious. What is the attraction of Rush to conservatives?

Is it because he is a morbidly obese man?
Is it because he has what appears to be a third grade education?
Is it be cause he is loud and repetitive?
Is it because he is a junkie?
Is it because he is impotent?
Is it because he has been married four times?
Is it because he did not serve in the military but acts like he did?

I am truly curious what his draw is for a certain group of people who live in the US. You will not that I did not write "Americans", because I reserve that for true patriots.
 
2012-07-14 11:20:20 PM
fark you rush, the revolution coming thanks to arsewipes like you, and though I dont personally approve, if you were one of the first ones up against the wall, i would not shed a tear...
 
2012-07-14 11:20:33 PM
RedPhoenix122: firefly212: We all pay into unemployment insurance... workers, employers... we all pay for it. Why is it that whenever we come to collect from the insurance we pay for, "conservatives" get all up in arms? The reality is these people on unemployment benefits, regardless of how Mr. Limbaugh feels about it, paid for that insurance... they paid for that safety net. People like BravadoGT go on encouraging people to work under the table without paying those kinds of benefits (like illegal workers), but committing a felony isn't really an answer to why taxpayers shouldn't get what they pay for.

My personal favorite is when conservatives start trying to take away VA benefits. It's like they care about soldiers, until they come home and actually need something.


Actually, you're the one that hates the soldiers, by implying that these brave men and women need any sort of assistance when they come home.

/Some asshat actually said this.
 
2012-07-14 11:21:45 PM
There are no jobs, and yet they're still eating.

This isn't even trying to blame them, it's just complaining about the fact that poor people can sometimes feed themselves in the US when they're unemployed.

Unemployment is high, goddammit. Why can't poor people starve like they're supposed?


munchy: I don't think he said everyone feels no pain nor is trying to better themselves, but it is frustrating when I bust my butt every day to pay my bills and with the few bucks I have at the end of the week I go buy a pound of macaroni salad as a bit of something extra

Yeah, that sucks that your employer pays you so little.

and the person in front of me is buying better food than I can afford with their food stamp debit card and whips out enough cash for a case of beer and a cartton of cigs. Yeah it is always good to see what my tax dollars are buying other people.

Oh crap sorry, I just blamed your employer for problems that are clearly poor peoples' fault.
 
2012-07-14 11:21:51 PM
born_yesterday: poor guy smoking a lobster story

favorited
 
2012-07-14 11:21:58 PM
Fark you Rush Limbaugh. Go lock yourself inside your pudding and Viagra vault in your Florida compound before the pitchfork and torch mob shows up at your gates.

Can we go outsource Limbaugh? Can we off-shore him to the top of Greenland with all the other blubber covered mammals?
 
2012-07-14 11:30:25 PM
rosebud_the_sled: I'm truly curious. What is the attraction of Rush to conservatives?

Is it because he is a morbidly obese man?
Is it because he has what appears to be a third grade education?
Is it be cause he is loud and repetitive?
Is it because he is a junkie?
Is it because he is impotent?
Is it because he has been married four times?
Is it because he did not serve in the military but acts like he did?

I am truly curious what his draw is for a certain group of people who live in the US. You will not that I did not write "Americans", because I reserve that for true patriots.


I've read two of his books, and the attraction seems to be addiction to outrage. He's created a culture of persecution, and listeners tune in every day to get worked up over that latest example of evil liberals beating down the nobel conservative. That there's no evidence to support his assertions is easy to explain away as a conspiracy by the liberal media.

The funny part is his books make it clear that he's an entertainer, not a journalist or reporter, so his main goal is to "entertain" listeners, not report facts.
 
2012-07-14 11:32:12 PM
Weaver95: not only is Limbaugh mad that people aren't suffering, he wants to make unemployment as painful and degrading as humanly possible. This is the face of modern Christianity folks. I can't make this shiat up. this is who they are and what they believe in. if you are weak, they will crush you. if you are down on your luck, they will kick you harder. if you turn the other cheek, they will slap it.

I wrote whipped up two different replies to this, unsatisfied with each. So I'll just say this:

THIS
 
2012-07-14 11:34:07 PM
That is some serious trolling from a multi-millionaire.
And if I worked as hard as he does, I would be even more broke.
 
2012-07-14 11:34:12 PM
intelligent comment below: Noam Chimpsky: Wanna hear a crazy coincidence? Everyone I've known who's been on unemployment found a job the week their benefits ran out.


I'm calling bullshiat mainly because nobody would be friends with such a hateful pathetic troll like yourself.


Who said anything about "friends", intelligent comment below? I'm talking about the assholes I've fired who went on unemployment.
 
2012-07-14 11:35:59 PM
rosebud_the_sled: I am truly curious what his draw is for a certain group of people who live in the US. You will not that I did not write "Americans", because I reserve that for true patriots.

Because people like to be told they're victims and that it's someone else's fault.
 
2012-07-14 11:40:14 PM
What a sack of shiat. A guy worth hundreds of millions is claiming that people on unemployment insurance have it too good? What a sick fark.
 
2012-07-14 11:43:01 PM
Noam Chimpsky: Who said anything about "friends", intelligent comment below? I'm talking about the assholes I've fired who went on unemployment.

So you monitored the activity of the same people you took active steps to disassociate from your company for a period of up to three years?

Take a good look, folks. This is proof positive that money can not buy happiness... Or class.
 
2012-07-14 11:43:44 PM
rosebud_the_sled: I'm truly curious. What is the attraction of Rush to conservatives?

Is it because he is a morbidly obese man?
Is it because he has what appears to be a third grade education?
Is it be cause he is loud and repetitive?
Is it because he is a junkie?
Is it because he is impotent?
Is it because he has been married four times?
Is it because he did not serve in the military but acts like he did?

I am truly curious what his draw is for a certain group of people who live in the US. You will not that I did not write "Americans", because I reserve that for true patriots.


I think Americans have a pathological need to have an enemy of some kind, and Limbaugh provides one by constantly screeching about how 'liberals' have destroyed a phantom vision of an idyllic post WWII United States.

Let me be clear here, though. Limbaugh appeals MOSTLY to the pre-rich morons of America who have convinced themselves that they are, indeed, part of that 1% that stands to lose the most money if this country goes back to a sane taxation scheme. It's a strange sort of dynamic at work, but I have noticed that Limbaugh's most fanatical supporters (the kind who put 'Rush is Right' bumper stickers on their cars) are often utterly powerless schmucks who don't realize how much they're getting screwed by GOP policy.
 
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