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(Forbes)   Noted liberal rag Forbes Magazine lists 35 questions that Mitt Romney must answer about when he left Bain Capital   (forbes.com) divider line 140
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2012-07-14 09:06:14 PM
Erix: mrmyxolodian: Erix: So, if it really turns out to be painfully obvious that Romney was indeed with Bain until 2002, and he did in fact lie on that SEC document and therefore committed a felony, and becomes otherwise utterly unelectable... what then? For the election I mean. Romney would be out, so how would they go about picking someone else? Would RON PAUL suddenly have a real chance at the convention? Would it be a free for all? Can they then nominate whoever they want? Will Scooby and Shaggy uncover the truth behind the astronaut's ghost?

Pre GOP convention, the delegates would vote for a new candidate.
Post GOP convention, he would remain on the ballot until the party reconvened and voted for a new candidate.
Either way, I would imagine the Paultards would be the most organized of the bunch and would probably be able to put RON PAUL on the ballot thereby securing the largest landslide since the '84 election. For Obama that is.

Have either of those situations happened before? Where a candidate for some reasons suddenly dropped out that close to the election? I'm curious to see how that was handled and what the result was.


Not on the national level, that I'm aware of.
In Minnesota in 1990 a similar thing happened with a guy named Grunseth. The state court allowed the state republican party to remove him from the ballot and add Arney Carlson without a convention 10 days before the election.
Maybe the FEC has a rule or a reg on it.
/Too lazy to look right now.
 
2012-07-14 09:06:39 PM
propasaurus: rocinante721: PapaChester: rocinante721: So why does any of this poop matter?

Really? REALLY? You on a fifteen minute break from flipping burger patties at Micky D's? Under the age of 15? Over the age of 85 and senile? Or do you just hate America?

I'm a 40 year old PhD researcher in one of the most prestigious institutes in the world & am busy working in lab to one day save lives. In fact, it's Saturday & I just got home.

Not all of us have the luxury or time to be an Internet Tough GuyTM

And yet you've found the time to get 198 submissions greenlit.


Ha!

\Phd researcher researching something tangentially related to saving lives. Fark is more interesting than my research.
 
2012-07-14 09:07:07 PM
propasaurus: Yeah, I remember when Bill Gates left Apple. It was a free for all at IBM.

Well done.
 
2012-07-14 09:09:50 PM
I have only one question:

So you are saying as the owner, CEO, and managing director you could not call them up on the phone and say "Stop outsource these jobs to other countries"?

If so he is the shiattiest leader on the planet.
 
2012-07-14 09:11:08 PM
mrmyxolodian: Not on the national level, that I'm aware of.
In Minnesota in 1990 a similar thing happened with a guy named Grunseth. The state court allowed the state republican party to remove him from the ballot and add Arney Carlson without a convention 10 days before the election.
Maybe the FEC has a rule or a reg on it.
/Too lazy to look right now.


But this is Fark! Other people are supposed to do my research for me!
 
2012-07-14 09:11:10 PM
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2012-07-14 09:14:12 PM
Erix: Have either of those situations happened before? Where a candidate for some reasons suddenly dropped out that close to the election? I'm curious to see how that was handled and what the result was.

Robert Kennedy was assassinated on June 5, 1968 then being the clear frontrunner for the the Democratic nomination (he was shot shortly after delivering a victory speech after the California Primary). The Democrats basically went with the number two guy, VP Hubert Humphrey, and this, among other things, resulted in a split in the Democratic party, with many in the South supporting George Wallace. Robert Kennedy enjoyed real support that held the party together; the same cannot be said of Romney.

It would be interesting to see what might happen if Romney were forced to drop out; the Paultards have a huge faction and the Republicans would likely be stuck with him.
 
2012-07-14 09:15:03 PM
Mantour: Why does Forbes hate America?

They did have a gay guy running it at one time, and I think gays are on the list of people ruining America.
 
2012-07-14 09:16:46 PM
The whole Rice VP thing was a BS smoke screen to try to get off this topic from Romney. Drudge report releases whatever the RNC asks them to.
 
2012-07-14 09:20:59 PM
Corvus: The whole Rice VP thing was a BS smoke screen to try to get off this topic from Romney. Drudge report releases whatever the RNC asks them to.

www.cosmosmagazine.com

Good work, Gumshoe.
 
2012-07-14 09:22:17 PM
Corvus: The whole Rice VP thing was a BS smoke screen to try to get off this topic from Romney. Drudge report releases whatever the RNC asks them to.

newshour.s3.amazonaws.com

"Matt? It's Mitt. RELEASE THE CONDALEEZZEN!!!"
 
2012-07-14 09:24:48 PM
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2012-07-14 09:27:33 PM
abb3w: Bontesla: While we need more information - these 35 questions are awful.

I dunno. 5-7 are pretty epic damning.
5. You earned at least $100,000 as an executive from Bain in 2001 and 2002, separate from investment earnings according to filings with State of Massachusetts. Can you give an example of anyone else you personally know getting a six figure income, not divided or investment return, but actual income, from a company they had nothing to do with?

6. What did you do for this $100,000 salary you earned from Bain in both 2000 and 2001?

7. If you did nothing to earn this salary, did the Bain managers violate their fiduciary duty by paying you a salary for no discernible reason?

Either Romney did something to earn the $100k, and can be spit-roasted for dishonesty; OR, he did nothing to earn the $100k, and can be spit-roasted on the issue of Wall Street executives getting overpaid for their work, while regular workers get underpaid.

Catch-22.


I have seen this. Deals are made to keep paying someone while asking that they stay away.

What they do for their money is to not do anything. The reasons for this are that they are either such a screw up that less is decidedly more or otherwise cause and/or inspire conflicts in ways that are seen to hurt the company. The one other possibility I'm aware of is the sense that their name itself is seen to be of value even if they can't get your direct involvement any more (whether that direct involvement would be good or bad)

So the catch of it all is 7 because you have to be specific about the above and the truthful answer is often embarrassing.
 
2012-07-14 09:32:17 PM
Mantour:
Once Mitt loses the GOP will declare him as just another RINO tat they never really liked and they will lurch even further to the right into full John-Birch-land.

He will be McCained


There's a difference between Mitt Romney and John McCain.

McCain is a respectable human being.
 
2012-07-14 09:33:08 PM
wademh: I have seen this. Deals are made to keep paying someone while asking that they stay away.

What they do for their money is to not do anything. The reasons for this are that they are either such a screw up that less is decidedly more or otherwise cause and/or inspire conflicts in ways that are seen to hurt the company. The one other possibility I'm aware of is the sense that their name itself is seen to be of value even if they can't get your direct involvement any more (whether that direct involvement would be good or bad)

So the catch of it all is 7 because you have to be specific about the above and the truthful answer is often embarrassing.


But he owned the whole freakin' company!
 
2012-07-14 09:34:51 PM
Require him to release his long form SEC filing!
 
2012-07-14 09:36:34 PM
FuturePastNow: Mantour:
Once Mitt loses the GOP will declare him as just another RINO tat they never really liked and they will lurch even further to the right into full John-Birch-land.

He will be McCained

There's a difference between Mitt Romney and John McCain.

McCain iswas a respectable human being.



Then a bunch of nut jobs got a hold of him and made him crazy. The treatment our veterans receive in the U.S. is sad.
 
2012-07-14 09:39:21 PM
wademh: I have seen this. Deals are made to keep paying someone while asking that they stay away.

He kicked himself out of the company?
 
2012-07-14 09:39:23 PM
Near as I can tell, the shills defending Romney on this are saying essentially that he was "A" managing director, not "THE" managing director. He was CEO in name only, didn't make the day-to-day decisions.
Sure, he signed paperwork for the company, but he didn't make the decisions. He can't say who did, but it wasn't him. He just collected a paycheck for doing nothing.
So, his best defense is that he's a clueless moron and while he didn't personally outsource/offshore those jobs, he still profited from it.
Good luck with that.
 
2012-07-14 09:39:26 PM
FuturePastNow: McCain is a respectable human being.

Yes, and he has a hot wife that keeps him from floating away when he forgets to wear his metal shoes.

media.monstersandcritics.com
 
2012-07-14 09:39:43 PM
rocinante721: PapaChester: rocinante721: So why does any of this poop matter?

Really? REALLY? You on a fifteen minute break from flipping burger patties at Micky D's? Under the age of 15? Over the age of 85 and senile? Or do you just hate America?

I'm a 40 year old PhD researcher in one of the most prestigious institutes in the world & am busy working in lab to one day save lives. In fact, it's Saturday & I just got home.

Not all of us have the luxury or time to be an Internet Tough GuyTM


Usually PhDs know how to read
 
2012-07-14 09:43:37 PM
If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?
 
2012-07-14 09:49:31 PM
I don't know if he did anything actually illegal. I kind of doubt it, and figure he would never be indicted anyway. I think the big problem as far as his image is that he only has two options:
1. He lied about not being there and is responsible for what Bain was doing.
2. He really wasn't there, but still collected a salary. That is probably not very unusual in big business, but to the average voter he looks like a freeloader. Definitely not a good image to have when so many are struggling to find work.
 
2012-07-14 09:49:48 PM
spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.
 
2012-07-14 09:52:30 PM
spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Apparently they now have like 50 managing directors, so it'll be easy for any of these guys to point the finger somewhere else if they ever run for office.
 
2012-07-14 09:54:26 PM
Corvus: Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.

$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!
 
2012-07-14 09:55:32 PM
Bendal: Look what happened at Apple when Gates stepped down; there was a big changing of the guard procedure and everyone knew who was taking over from him.

Now Romney is saying he "took a leave of absence" from Bain, but never says who then ran the company. It didn't just run itself; the SEC would want someone named as CEO or President or something if Romney left those positions. So, who took over for Romney while he was gone? There has to be someone, right?


That's what I want to know. Somebody had to be the decider. If not Romney, then who?
 
2012-07-14 09:57:08 PM
spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Bain is Skynet. Romney is just one of their programs.
 
2012-07-14 09:57:16 PM
ox45tallboy: Corvus: Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.

$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!


All we know is it was over $100K.
Could've been a brazillion.
 
2012-07-14 10:02:59 PM
Graffito: That's what I want to know. Somebody had to be the decider. If not Romney, then who?

I'm betting on zombie Al Davis.

www1.pictures.zimbio.com


He looks evil enough to have done those sort of things, and he sure as hell wasn't running the Raiders during the time period in question.
 
2012-07-14 10:03:27 PM
Sabyen91: wademh: I have seen this. Deals are made to keep paying someone while asking that they stay away.

He kicked himself out of the company?


I answered a generic question. I offer no opinion about Romney in this case because I'm so far from being unbiased I wouldn't trust myself. This is such a small sidebar to what and how I feel bout Romney that I also don't care that much.
 
2012-07-14 10:05:27 PM
YouWinAgainGravity:
Usually PhDs know how to read


For various definitions of "usually", I must conclude you haven't met many PhDs.
 
2012-07-14 10:08:40 PM
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2012-07-14 10:09:52 PM
rocinante721: PapaChester: rocinante721: So why does any of this poop matter?

Really? REALLY? You on a fifteen minute break from flipping burger patties at Micky D's? Under the age of 15? Over the age of 85 and senile? Or do you just hate America?

I'm a 40 year old PhD researcher in one of the most prestigious institutes in the world & am busy working in lab to one day save lives. In fact, it's Saturday & I just got home.

Not all of us have the luxury or time to be an Internet Tough GuyTM


Which university might that be? Liberty or Regent?
 
2012-07-14 10:10:43 PM
As our dear friend Bill Clinton might have put it if standing in Mittens' shoes, "that depends on what the definition of 'involved' involves."
 
2012-07-14 10:15:43 PM
I wonder how this all jibes with his statement to the NAACP of them not asking for "free stuff"
Not doing anything and expecting to get paid for it is sort of a text book definition of expecting "free stuff" is it not?
 
2012-07-14 10:15:51 PM
ox45tallboy: Corvus: Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.

$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!


What did you think all those offshore accounts were for. There was more money there than that. I'd love to
see what his fee's were for playing director to all those subsidiary companies.
 
2012-07-14 10:19:32 PM
Erix: mjjt: Erix: So, if it really turns out to be painfully obvious that Romney was indeed with Bain until 2002, and he did in fact lie on that SEC document and therefore committed a felony, and becomes otherwise utterly unelectable... what then? For the election I mean. Romney would be out, so how would they go about picking someone else? Would RON PAUL suddenly have a real chance at the convention? Would it be a free for all? Can they then nominate whoever they want? Will Scooby and Shaggy uncover the truth behind the astronaut's ghost?

Well, Sarah, obviously. Are you stupid?

Sarah Connor? Man, the Secret Service would be screwed.


Good point - hadn't thought of her.

But of course I was referring to the one with the PILF qualifications
 
2012-07-14 10:23:25 PM
Volkl Yokel: As our dear friend Bill Clinton might have put it if standing in Mittens' shoes, "that depends on what the definition of 'involved' involves."
 
2012-07-14 10:24:26 PM
Volkl Yokel: As our dear friend Bill Clinton might have put it if standing in Mittens' shoes, "that depends on what the definition of 'involved' involves."

www.reactionface.info
 
2012-07-14 10:25:25 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: ox45tallboy: Corvus: Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.

$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!

All we know is it was over $100K.
Could've been a brazillion.


CEO's often get a "small" salary, and make the big bucks through stock options and other means which provide better tax deductions for the CEO or the company. Jobs was getting a $1/year salary from Apple. That doesn't mean he was only making $1/year from Apple.
 
2012-07-14 10:26:22 PM
"There is no whining in politics. Stop demanding an apology, release your tax returns."

-- GOP strategist John Weaver, quoted by the AP, calling on Mitt Romney to disclose his tax returns.

"If you have things to hide, then maybe you're doing things wrong. I think you ought to be willing to release everything to the American people."

-- Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley (R), quoted by the AP, calling on Mitt Romney to release his tax returns.
 
2012-07-14 10:26:46 PM
I would like to think that this type of revelation would make a difference to the American People. But for those people who hate Obama, Mitt Romney will do just fine. We all know he is slippery. He should just tell the truth and let the people decide. Dodging these type of questions just makes him look like a liar or a weasel. Ugh!
 
2012-07-14 10:34:54 PM
mrmyxolodian: "There is no whining in politics. Stop demanding an apology, release your tax returns."

-- GOP strategist John Weaver, quoted by the AP, calling on Mitt Romney to disclose his tax returns.

"If you have things to hide, then maybe you're doing things wrong. I think you ought to be willing to release everything to the American people."

-- Alabama Gov. Robert Bentley (R), quoted by the AP, calling on Mitt Romney to release his tax returns.


Like those guys have any say in the matter. He'll release them when his boss tells him to, not one second before.

forward.com

"Ya see this, Mitt? This is your balls."
 
2012-07-14 10:35:52 PM
ox45tallboy: Corvus: Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.

$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!


No I am talking about the other money he was getting.
 
2012-07-14 10:36:15 PM
ox45tallboy: spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Apparently they now have like 50 managing directors, so it'll be easy for any of these guys to point the finger somewhere else if they ever run for office.


What the hell is everyone who works there a managing director?
That just seems like resume padding.
 
2012-07-14 10:40:16 PM
spongeboob: ox45tallboy: spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Apparently they now have like 50 managing directors, so it'll be easy for any of these guys to point the finger somewhere else if they ever run for office.

What the hell is everyone who works there a managing director?
That just seems like resume padding.


It's so they can be paid with carried interst and only pay 15% on taxes. It's a loophole
 
2012-07-14 10:42:46 PM
Corvus: spongeboob: If Bain could function from 199-2002 without a CEO why did they need one prior to this? Have they had a CEO since then?

Well the real answer is probably Mitt owned the company so he wanted the job so he could pay himself a trunk ton of money but that doesn't jibe with his "I know about business" line Romney keeps telling people.


None of this really makes sense unless it is all double and triple dipping. Or the one hand they structure pay as investments for a lower tax burden, then when he on a leave of absence they pay him a hundred thousand dollars. When most people take a leave of absence they don't get paid yet he got paid and no one stepped in to do his job.
 
2012-07-14 10:43:06 PM
spongeboob: What the hell is everyone who works there a managing director?
That just seems like resume padding.


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"Here at Bain Capital, even I am a managing director! Join our team today!"
 
2012-07-14 10:44:50 PM
ox45tallboy:
$100,000/yr isn't exactly a truck-ton on CEO scales. That's only 3X what the receptionist makes!


Most of the "gains" (ie income) taken by fund managers is in the form of percentages of the investments. This works out to fall under Capital Gains and is only taxed at ~15% instead of the ~20-36% paid by us freeloaders.
 
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