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(CBS Minnesota)   Go on vacation, crazy woman steals your house. Cops: Weird, huh?   (minnesota.cbslocal.com) divider line 124
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Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-14 07:56:42 PM
Oooops ....

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It just went off, whatareya'gonnado?

/My door is locked, just try to cross the threshold.
 
2012-07-14 09:08:01 PM
She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that.

/A policeman's job is only easy in a police state.
//I think the police have it too easy.
 
2012-07-14 09:31:17 PM
FTA: "Police had to bring in a canine to get her out. She received medical treatment and stitches for the bite marks."

Um... those aren't bite marks. They're puncture wounds.
 
2012-07-14 09:32:24 PM
She "won't" give her fingerprints?

Hmmm... I never knew tat was optional.

Good nugget to file away for future use.
 
2012-07-14 09:33:20 PM
Bizarre that the cops are too incompetent to figure out how to get her fingerprints.
 
2012-07-14 09:33:41 PM
Maybe she thought she was in England.
 
2012-07-14 09:33:51 PM
Sounds like my daughters mother.
 
2012-07-14 09:34:52 PM

Pud: Oooops ....

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It just went off, whatareya'gonnado?

/My door is locked, just try to cross the threshold.


She got in while the owners were not home.
 
2012-07-14 09:35:11 PM

Riche: She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that.

/A policeman's job is only easy in a police state.
//I think the police have it too easy.


If you don't like it, feel free to not hide in someone else's closet.

/she should count herself lucky she wasn't shot
 
2012-07-14 09:35:43 PM
She's probably just PMSing really hard. Give her a week and she'll be baking cookies at the PD mess room.
 
2012-07-14 09:38:48 PM

"She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that."


She's illegally in the house. She's changed the locks, has a stolen car out front. She's holed up in a closet with a pair of scissors. If they bring in the dog and she's warned they'll release it and she's still putting up a fight, then I don't have a problem with it. They could have done worse and just pulled their guns and shot at her.

They seem to be treating her with kid gloves anyways. A person doesn't want the police to take their mug shot or get finger printed? I'm really surprised they let that go, I just assumed they would force her to do both since she's in custody.

 
2012-07-14 09:40:14 PM
I knew Tyra Banks would end up like this.
 
2012-07-14 09:40:52 PM

JesseL: If you don't like it, feel free to not hide in someone else's closet.

/she should count herself lucky she wasn't shot


Plus the scissors count as a weapon. I can't exactly blame the cops for not wanting to open the door and discover "Oh she's crazy and she has a 12 gauge....". So she got bit by the dog a few times while she was illegal inside someone's home. That's not even close to police brutality.

/if you note they're opting not to have six cops hold her down while a seventh gets her finger prints
 
2012-07-14 09:42:12 PM
Sounds like just another professional squatter.
 
2012-07-14 09:42:51 PM
I'm not saying it's meth...

But it's meth.
 
2012-07-14 09:44:06 PM
She definitely could use a makeover. Hell, maybe they can give her a new reality show: The House Breaker and Canine Bite Bag".
 
2012-07-14 09:44:10 PM

Riche: She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that.

/A policeman's job is only easy in a police state.
//I think the police have it too easy.


/yes, because it would be much better for a cop to try to grab her and get stabbed when she obviously has a bad case of the crazy ass biatch disease. This is EXACTLY why they have dogs. Idiot.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-14 09:45:01 PM

KarmicDisaster: Pud: Oooops ....

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It just went off, whatareya'gonnado?

/My door is locked, just try to cross the threshold.

She got in while the owners were not home.


Does that make it OK in your eyes?
 
2012-07-14 09:47:13 PM

Pud: KarmicDisaster: Pud: Oooops ....

[t0.gstatic.com image 275x183]

It just went off, whatareya'gonnado?

/My door is locked, just try to cross the threshold.

She got in while the owners were not home.

Does that make it OK in your eyes?


Depends on the duty to retreat laws in your state. Entering a place that has clearly been broken into, even your own home, and shooting someone may result in charges. Check your local laws before pulling the trigger.

/also you have to clean the blood up
//let the cops do it
 
2012-07-14 09:47:15 PM

awfulperson: I knew Tyra Banks would end up like this.


I was thinking Rosie O'Donnell, but that works too.
 
2012-07-14 09:51:19 PM
the owners are lucky she didn't have a fake lease and didn't have the stolen suv/cc on her. If she had the fake lease and nothing else the cops would have told the owners they have to go though the courts to evict her. As cops don't do he said/she said if the owners say the lease is fake and the woman said its not.
 
2012-07-14 09:52:05 PM
My main problem with this is that the dog could have been hurt.
 
2012-07-14 09:52:08 PM
My impression of Minnesota Cops:

Uff da, Ole. She won't let me take her fingerprints. And why'd she get in a scrap with Old Blue? He was just trying to say hello, the big dumb galloot. That dog's just too damn friendly for his own good.

Ya. She's probably having a bad day, doncha know. Let her sleep it off, eh? Just one sec- OK, got her picture. Look at that, Lars- Awwww, she's like a little angel.

Minnesota- Canada's "slow" little cousin.
 
2012-07-14 09:55:14 PM
Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)
 
2012-07-14 09:56:23 PM

Riche: She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that.

/A policeman's job is only easy in a police state.
//I think the police have it too easy.


And what would you have done?

Seriously, anyone who thinks this is a police state, and police have it easy live a very sheltered life.

/I sure hope you don't vote
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2012-07-14 09:57:26 PM

ha-ha-guy: Pud: KarmicDisaster: Pud: Oooops ....

[t0.gstatic.com image 275x183]

It just went off, whatareya'gonnado?

/My door is locked, just try to cross the threshold.

She got in while the owners were not home.

Does that make it OK in your eyes?

Depends on the duty to retreat laws in your state. Entering a place that has clearly been broken into, even your own home, and shooting someone may result in charges. Check your local laws before pulling the trigger.

/also you have to clean the blood up
//let the cops do it


To be honest, I really can't argue with you on this point. I was just making the case that if it happened here, it would get pretty messy, quickly
 
2012-07-14 09:59:09 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)


/Hmm..the moranic "all cops suck and are pigs...RAWWRRRR idiots seem to be thick on fark tonight. Mom must have gone out with that truck driver and you have taken her computer hostage in your room in the basement.
 
2012-07-14 09:59:27 PM

awfulperson: I knew Tyra Banks would end up like this.


I lol'd...
 
2012-07-14 10:03:59 PM
Maybe they should send the same dog after Tom Cruise.
 
2012-07-14 10:04:39 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)


No they did fingerprint her. She was struggling so much that they smeared. And they don't want to do it again because if they force her her fingers could break and *BAM* unreasonable force lawsuit.
 
2012-07-14 10:04:56 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)

/Hmm..the moranic "all cops suck and are pigs...RAWWRRRR idiots seem to be thick on fark tonight. Mom must have gone out with that truck driver and you have taken her computer hostage in your room in the basement.


Let me guess, your heroic father/brother/sister is a shining example of a police officer.
 
2012-07-14 10:07:55 PM

tillerman35: My impression of Minnesota Cops:


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2012-07-14 10:10:21 PM
Let's just be glad the cops got her out of the home. In the UK she'd own the place now.
 
2012-07-14 10:10:54 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)


Tissue? Tampon?
 
2012-07-14 10:11:58 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)


Err, you're not too bright, are you? The dogs were much much before the fingerprints. They sent the dogs in while she was still in the closet with a sharp object.
 
2012-07-14 10:12:03 PM

bel4sucks: ThatDarkFellow: Won't take fingerprints...will send in attack dogs. Yep, sounds like the police. Pigs.

(The woman is a royal twat for hijacking someones home as well, but the police are still pieces of garbage)

Tissue? Tampon?


For?
 
2012-07-14 10:16:44 PM

skwerl: Bizarre that the cops are too incompetent to figure out how to get her fingerprints.


Finger Prince? I don't think so.

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2012-07-14 10:17:54 PM
Everyone's up in ThatDarkFellow's shiat, but consider that he/she might actually be dark and might have a different reaction to reading about (presumably) white cops in a white state sicking a dog on a troubled sister.
 
2012-07-14 10:18:03 PM
Where's the taser guns? Shoulda just tased her ass until you got her out of the house, until you got her prints, and until you got her name. But, it's Minnesota, so you let the crazies run the place.
 
2012-07-14 10:20:46 PM
When officers tried to book her into jail, she refused to cooperate, not letting officers fingerprint her or take her mug shot.

This sounds like bullshiat.

You can't refuse a mugshot. They have restraints. They can easily force you into one of them Hannibal Lecter gurneys so you can't move if you become combative, injuring you in the process if need be. If they really wanted to, they can get your fingerprints. They're just letting her off easy.
 
2012-07-14 10:21:33 PM

Pinhead Patriot: tillerman35: My impression of Minnesota Cops:

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A North Dakota cop?
 
2012-07-14 10:22:24 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Everyone's up in ThatDarkFellow's shiat, but consider that he/she might actually be dark and might have a different reaction to reading about (presumably) white cops in a white state sicking a dog on a troubled sister.


So you're saying ThatDarkFellow may be racist?
 
2012-07-14 10:27:19 PM
jumac:
the owners are lucky she didn't have a fake lease and didn't have the stolen suv/cc on her. If she had the fake lease and nothing else the cops would have told the owners they have to go though the courts to evict her. As cops don't do he said/she said if the owners say the lease is fake and the woman said its not.

Right... so if I break into someone's house in the night and start sleeping in their spare room, and I bring along a bogus lease with their name and mine on it, they're stuck with me until they can get a court order to have me evicted? I doubt that.
 
2012-07-14 10:29:41 PM

ha-ha-guy: /also you have to clean the blood up
//let the cops do it


I don't think the cops clean up blood, and they can't (legally) endorse a company that can do so. Sometimes the cleanup is covered by property insurance, if it's "damage to the property." The coroner only takes "attached" parts of the body, so teeth and hair from a suicide (along with the rest of the gore) is left behind.
 
2012-07-14 10:30:27 PM
JesseL: So you're saying ThatDarkFellow may be racist?

Hahaha. Okay, mostly that's just funny.
 
2012-07-14 10:32:51 PM

ThatDarkFellow: For?


The tissue is for your tears, the tampon because you sound like you're on the rag. Although I guess if the flow is too heavy you could just stuff both of them up there.
 
2012-07-14 10:34:39 PM

skinink: "She wouldn't leave the closet, so the the cops sent in an attack dog to maul her?

Fark that. Fark everything about that."
She's illegally in the house. She's changed the locks, has a stolen car out front. She's holed up in a closet with a pair of scissors. If they bring in the dog and she's warned they'll release it and she's still putting up a fight, then I don't have a problem with it. They could have done worse and just pulled their guns and shot at her. They seem to be treating her with kid gloves anyways. A person doesn't want the police to take their mug shot or get finger printed? I'm really surprised they let that go, I just assumed they would force her to do both since she's in custody.


Dude, seriously? She was cowering in the closet, not "putting up a fight". She's obviously schizophrenic. She's not a hardened criminal, but a pitiful, insane person. She's going to be committed, probably for life. There's really no need to sic a dog on her or shoot her, and the fact that you suggested that suggests that you're just as sick as she is, but much more dangerous.
 
2012-07-14 10:35:25 PM
I'm guessing she had recently taken a very salty bath.
 
2012-07-14 10:38:06 PM

Alphakronik: I'm guessing she had recently taken a very salty bath.


She didn't eat anyone's face.
 
2012-07-14 10:38:10 PM
"Well officer, I thought maybe the lock had broken or something, so I broke in my own house and saw this woman run into one of my rooms. I went in to find out who it was in my home and if she needed help, and when I opened the door to the closet to talk to her, she attacked me with those scissors. That's when I drew my firearm and shot her in the torso until she no longer posed a threat to my life."
 
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