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2012-07-15 12:05:59 AM  
... And?.
 
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2012-07-15 12:13:45 AM  

reddfrogg: I've been an EMT for nearly 30 years and a paramedic for 16 years. I never had a partner who looked like that


I did! She batted for the other team. (sigh)
 
2012-07-15 12:21:32 AM  

kyleaugustus: queen biatch of the universe: However, the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

Mahoney then recommended that Burch "supports the decision of the volunteer chief if she decides to terminate the membership of [Rose]."

Ugh, what a jackass, she isn't doing porn now and if even if she was - who gives a fark. She is volunteering her time to help and trying a new direction in her life. As long as she is not doing drugs/drinking at work or missing work - who gives a fark outside of uptight prudes what she did in the past. While I don't think doing porn makes her an immoral person, at the same time what does this message send. If a person does something that society frowns one, they better stay in that gutter and never try to dig themselves out.

Pretty much that.

/Nor should she be ashamed.


Maybe they're worried she has poor judgement skills.

I mean, I would never hire a former porn star as a house cleaner because I think they have a bad sense of hygiene but I would totally hire one as a spiritual guru or dog walker or interior decorator. On the other hand, I would never hire a Mormon to direct my finances, they're supposed to be moral and upright but they're totally gullible for the pyramid schemes.
 
2012-07-15 12:24:35 AM  

doglover:


You made me and my roommate thatn near cry with that. I never want to knowvthe stody behind that. I will now leave this thread forever.
 
2012-07-15 12:24:37 AM  
FTA: the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

Mahoney then recommended that Burch "supports the decision of the volunteer chief if she decides to terminate the membership of [Rose]."


Yet it's ok for people that release sex tapes to have very lucrative careers in the mainstream entertainment field, fashion industry, etc. such as Kim K., Paris H., etc.
 
2012-07-15 12:25:12 AM  

FunkOut: kyleaugustus: queen biatch of the universe: However, the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

Mahoney then recommended that Burch "supports the decision of the volunteer chief if she decides to terminate the membership of [Rose]."

Ugh, what a jackass, she isn't doing porn now and if even if she was - who gives a fark. She is volunteering her time to help and trying a new direction in her life. As long as she is not doing drugs/drinking at work or missing work - who gives a fark outside of uptight prudes what she did in the past. While I don't think doing porn makes her an immoral person, at the same time what does this message send. If a person does something that society frowns one, they better stay in that gutter and never try to dig themselves out.

Pretty much that.

/Nor should she be ashamed.

Maybe they're worried she has poor judgement skills.

I mean, I would never hire a former porn star as a house cleaner because I think they have a bad sense of hygiene but I would totally hire one as a spiritual guru or dog walker or interior decorator. On the other hand, I would never hire a Mormon to direct my finances, they're supposed to be moral and upright but they're totally gullible for the pyramid schemes.


You would hire a whore as a spiritual guru?

Nice subtle dig on Romney, honest investment companies are the only ones still in business and that didn't lose their clients money. Your gains aren't nearly as much but you take less risks to make slow gains.
 
2012-07-15 12:25:15 AM  
"Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

Then I would suggest not dismissing her simply because of her prior work or I will make it my personal duty to see that you assholes are ridiculed every hour of every day thereafter.
 
2012-07-15 12:26:33 AM  
I helped a former stripper friend of mine get into the EMS field, I think it's one of the best ways for someone to turn their life around considering how easy it is to take classes and really only takes a lot of dedication and common sense to get certified.
 
2012-07-15 12:28:02 AM  
I'd assume the hardest part was getting her to learn not to make the patient turn over, kneel, lift their legs every few minutes. Also to not talk dirty when asking patients about aches and pains.
 
2012-07-15 12:31:48 AM  

doglover: [i.imgur.com image 212x174]


Where and when did this nugget of gold happen?
 
2012-07-15 12:32:38 AM  

steamingpile:
You would hire a whore as a spiritual guru?

Nice subtle dig on Romney, honest investment companies are the only ones still in business and that didn't lose their clients money. Your gains aren't nearly as much but you take less risks to make slow gains.


Is Romney the Mormon guy in the election? I'm a Canadian, I'm not really paying attention. I just know a number of Mormons who totally fell for crazy investment schemes. Nevermind the bulk food for the end of the world thing, one family was trying to give away all the potato flakes in cans after they got tired of the clutter.

I think I could gain some wisdom from a whore since I have no idea what it's like to treat sex like working at Taco Bell.
 
2012-07-15 12:33:05 AM  

DonPeyote: I helped a former stripper friend of mine get into the EMS field, I think it's one of the best ways for someone to turn their life around considering how easy it is to take classes and really only takes a lot of dedication and common sense to get certified.


I've been helping strippers go to college, too.
 
2012-07-15 12:33:54 AM  

steamingpile: Nice subtle dig on Romney,


What part of "Romney is a filthy stunt cawk I wouldn't hire to scrub my toilets" was subtle?
 
2012-07-15 12:34:46 AM  

FunkOut: I mean, I would never hire a former porn star as a house cleaner because I think they have a bad sense of hygiene but I would totally hire one as a spiritual guru or dog walker or interior decorator. On the other hand, I would never hire a Mormon to direct my finances, they're supposed to be moral and upright but they're totally gullible for the pyramid schemes.


For the last 20 years of his life Howard Hughes had his finances run by Mormons.
 
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2012-07-15 12:35:01 AM  

SearchN: 151: If someone helps me in any way, be it giving me a jump in midafternoon in an affluent suburb after my battery died, or keeping my heart beating with their bare hands after being shot in the face 12 times by gang members, i really don't care if they went to med school, sucked dick for a living, or are a serial child molester. you helped me when i needed help, so thank you.

Jerry? Didn't know you could access the intertubes from there.


I don't get the reference, sorry :/
 
2012-07-15 12:35:08 AM  

FunkOut: I think I could gain some wisdom from a whore since I have no idea what it's like to treat sex like working at Taco Bell.


Both will leave your asshole in pain.
 
2012-07-15 12:35:36 AM  

kroonermanblack:

She's had things put inside her FOR MONEY. She can't ever be a real person, and must live the rest of her life in shame, or be killed to cleanse the taint.


I hear they make a bleach for that now
 
2012-07-15 12:37:42 AM  

GreenAdder: Never trust someone with two first names.


Words to live by.
 
2012-07-15 12:38:05 AM  
She reminds me of Derpy Hooves.
 
2012-07-15 12:39:37 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: FunkOut: I think I could gain some wisdom from a whore since I have no idea what it's like to treat sex like working at Taco Bell.

Both will leave your asshole in pain.


They both all get up in your guts.
 
2012-07-15 12:44:21 AM  

reddfrogg: I've been an EMT for nearly 30 years and a paramedic for 16 years. I never had a partner who looked like that


I have worked with some stunners, and a couple of former strippers in my 15 years. You would be surprised how many women in EMS are of questionable moral character sexually. I have had a lot of opportunities, although I do live by the rule don't shiat where you eat. Except for on bosses daughter who was dispatching. Redhead, issues, cute, yeah ok I couldn't help it.
 
2012-07-15 12:44:47 AM  

mcmnky: GreenAdder: Never trust someone with two first names.

Words to live by.


Never trust a man with two first names.

/especially if the first one's a woman's
 
2012-07-15 12:47:46 AM  

One Bad Apple: kroonermanblack:

She's had things put inside her FOR MONEY. She can't ever be a real person, and must live the rest of her life in shame, or be killed to cleanse the taint.

I hear they make a bleach for that now


I was really hoping someone would run with that joke, thank you.
 
2012-07-15 12:54:48 AM  
As long as she tests clean and has a resonable bedside manner, I don't give a fark about past lives.

Most EMT's don't do lifesaving drama every shift. 90% of it is "not feeling well". The good EMT's do that and can save your life... if need be.
 
2012-07-15 12:55:17 AM  

FunkOut: steamingpile:
You would hire a whore as a spiritual guru?

Nice subtle dig on Romney, honest investment companies are the only ones still in business and that didn't lose their clients money. Your gains aren't nearly as much but you take less risks to make slow gains.

Is Romney the Mormon guy in the election? I'm a Canadian, I'm not really paying attention. I just know a number of Mormons who totally fell for crazy investment schemes. Nevermind the bulk food for the end of the world thing, one family was trying to give away all the potato flakes in cans after they got tired of the clutter.

I think I could gain some wisdom from a whore since I have no idea what it's like to treat sex like working at Taco Bell.


Its easy, you have to be dead inside to fark as a profession, ironically it sounds like what you need to look for in investment people as well since people with no conscience seem to do well.
 
2012-07-15 12:59:01 AM  
Exactly when Rose left the industry is unclear, though IMDB lists her most recent credit as occurring in 2010.

bet it was the water bondage.
/ you have landed spread eagle at the bottom when you're doing water bondage.
 
2012-07-15 01:04:30 AM  

SharkTrager: For the last 20 years of his life Howard Hughes had his finances run by Mormons.


Um, for the last 20 years of his life Hughes was literally crazy. Not "ha, ha, so zany" crazy, literally medically not mentally competent. Albeit he avoided diagnosis for obvious reasons.

What I'm saying here is maybe not the best example you could have picked.
 
2012-07-15 01:08:45 AM  
Again with the porn star stuff.

(checks article)

Well I guess she is a star.

The last couple of times I have done CPR training, they recommend against doing mouth to mouth unless you have the proper equipment or it is a close family member. They don't want you to catch something that will make you part of the problem.
 
2012-07-15 01:13:47 AM  

Jim_Callahan: SharkTrager: For the last 20 years of his life Howard Hughes had his finances run by Mormons.

Um, for the last 20 years of his life Hughes was literally crazy. Not "ha, ha, so zany" crazy, literally medically not mentally competent. Albeit he avoided diagnosis for obvious reasons.

What I'm saying here is maybe not the best example you could have picked.


Kleenex boxes make excellent shoes!
 
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2012-07-15 01:17:41 AM  

151: SearchN: 151: If someone helps me in any way, be it giving me a jump in midafternoon in an affluent suburb after my battery died, or keeping my heart beating with their bare hands after being shot in the face 12 times by gang members, i really don't care if they went to med school, sucked dick for a living, or are a serial child molester. you helped me when i needed help, so thank you.

Jerry? Didn't know you could access the intertubes from there.

I don't get the reference, sorry :/


Just dawned on me, you meant the sandusky variety. nice threadjack attempt. sorry it didn't work out.
 
2012-07-15 01:19:35 AM  
She's nuthin' to write home about.
 
2012-07-15 01:24:23 AM  
Having lived all over these United States I try very hard to ignore stereotypes about regions.

However, everyone here should keep in mind that this is Roanoke, VA. with lots of people who take their religion very seriously - which is a good thing, in general but in this case they are letting their biasi show.

Kinda wonder how all these believers know so much about a woman who starred in pr0n...
 
2012-07-15 01:26:26 AM  

FunkOut: Jim_Callahan: SharkTrager: For the last 20 years of his life Howard Hughes had his finances run by Mormons.

Um, for the last 20 years of his life Hughes was literally crazy. Not "ha, ha, so zany" crazy, literally medically not mentally competent. Albeit he avoided diagnosis for obvious reasons.

What I'm saying here is maybe not the best example you could have picked.

Kleenex boxes make excellent shoes!


Also having a contest to see which fingernail grows faster may be a sign of a problem
 
2012-07-15 01:30:43 AM  
They're all against it, but guess what they do when the doors are closed.
 
2012-07-15 01:36:52 AM  
Oh look, being a pornstar might follow you later in life. Now what to do about this neck tattoo.
 
2012-07-15 01:42:59 AM  

Begoggle: They're all against it, but guess what they do when the doors are closed.


Have sex in positions that aren't optimal for camera angles?
 
2012-07-15 01:47:50 AM  

HopScotchNSoda: Usually they don't let you go mouth-to-mouth. She's an EMT who offers GFE.


I can suddenly name one of your "hobbies".
 
2012-07-15 01:55:19 AM  
Who cares? BSI's on, on scene safe....giggity

/just got certified myself
//EMS needs all the hot box it can get
 
2012-07-15 02:02:57 AM  
And this is somehow embarrassing to the department? Seriously? Honestly, I know VA can be a bit of a conservative state, especially down in the southwest, but can someone explain to me how it is embarrassing to have a young lady who wants to save lives train with you?
 
2012-07-15 02:17:59 AM  
If she wants to be a volunteer EMT to help people, then let her do that. I don't understand why the rescue squad is shiatting a brick over this. If I were faced with a life or death situation and needed the EMTs, I really won't care about what she did in her past.
 
2012-07-15 02:26:30 AM  
However, the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

I got news for you bubeleh...if your volunteer rescue squad is in such low repute that it's getting publicly ridiculed, having a porn star on the team is not going to be your worst problem. If people are willing to mock your volunteer EMTs, it's because they're crappy medics, not because they're ex-porn actors.
 
2012-07-15 02:48:56 AM  
Tetsoushima

Where and when did this nugget of gold happen?

2010. DuttyWine concert. I'm guessing Jamaica, but who knows.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QMDr41krkU
 
2012-07-15 02:52:12 AM  

kroonermanblack: Really? In a country where we are attempting to cut off all Planned Parenthood access and birthcontrol because some people might use it to have sex, you're asking if people 'might have a problem' with a porn star saving their life?


To be fair, the debate over Planned Parenthood was one of funding, not of closing its doors. I'm sure there's some who would like it to be shut down, but that's with anything and shouldn't be indicative of an entire country.
 
2012-07-15 03:01:30 AM  

phrawgh: What about ass to mouth?


bass to trout?
 
2012-07-15 03:33:46 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: TuteTibiImperes: I don't get what the big deal is. She's a volunteer, so it isn't even like the city is paying her. Are there really people so uptight that they're going to say 'no, you can't offer to try to save lives for free because you've been naked on camera' ?

You have clearly never been part of a volunteer fire company. The answer to that question is definitely yes.


Yeah, local FD volunteer programs are often run by the most obnoxious throwbacks from the 1960s. I don't know how it works for the bulk of the U.S.; however, the sorts of fellows who run the volunteer program in my town are the same sort of folks that make me fear for my safety, even though my house is literally across the street from the fire station.

/Too lazy to volunteer, too jaded to care.
//Doing this town a favor, I'm sure.
\\\Smokin' outdoors, indeed...
 
2012-07-15 04:20:17 AM  

Gyrfalcon: However, the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

I got news for you bubeleh...if your volunteer rescue squad is in such low repute that it's getting publicly ridiculed, having a porn star on the team is not going to be your worst problem. If people are willing to mock your volunteer EMTs, it's because they're crappy medics, not because they're ex-porn actors.


Volunteer EMS lives by community donations. So something like this would be an issue.
 
2012-07-15 06:00:54 AM  
Chances are all the people condemning this women are sitting on their fat-asses at home, jerking off to her porn, doing nothing for nobody... Or worse.
 
2012-07-15 06:05:30 AM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Gyrfalcon: However, the attorney also noted, "Anything that results in public ridicule of the volunteer squads . . . must be avoided."

I got news for you bubeleh...if your volunteer rescue squad is in such low repute that it's getting publicly ridiculed, having a porn star on the team is not going to be your worst problem. If people are willing to mock your volunteer EMTs, it's because they're crappy medics, not because they're ex-porn actors.

Volunteer EMS lives by community donations. So something like this would be an issue.


If the only thing they have against their volunteer EMS service is that they hired a porn actress...then THEY have issues.
 
2012-07-15 07:10:25 AM  

Jack Kerouac: Dr. Nick Riviera: TuteTibiImperes: I don't get what the big deal is. She's a volunteer, so it isn't even like the city is paying her. Are there really people so uptight that they're going to say 'no, you can't offer to try to save lives for free because you've been naked on camera' ?

You have clearly never been part of a volunteer fire company. The answer to that question is definitely yes.

Yeah, local FD volunteer programs are often run by the most obnoxious throwbacks from the 1960s. I don't know how it works for the bulk of the U.S.; however, the sorts of fellows who run the volunteer program in my town are the same sort of folks that make me fear for my safety, even though my house is literally across the street from the fire station.

/Too lazy to volunteer, too jaded to care.
//Doing this town a favor, I'm sure.
\\\Smokin' outdoors, indeed...


In much of the country, if you're getting volunteer EMS/Fire services, it's because you're in the middle of nowhere. And the people who run it tend to be the small-town-government types, stuffy and parochial. The guys tend to be a small, tightly knit group of folks who have the sense of honor and duty that is almost antiquated in more urban environments. Good people, as long as you don't challenge their worldviews.

But what I really can't believe is that the WIVES aren't shiatting bricks over this strumpet spending so much time down at the fire house. Bet the trucks have never been cleaner!
 
2012-07-15 08:04:07 AM  
I have no idea why I am typing this.
 
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