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(WTKR)   World's largest BLT made in 15 minutes with 300 pounds of bacon, 210 loaves of French bread, over 100 pounds of tomatoes and 40 pounds of lettuce and mayonnaise   (wtkr.com) divider line 83
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2012-07-14 02:41:03 PM  
No, What you have here is 210 BLTs. Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.

/BLTs, Serious business.
 
2012-07-14 02:47:35 PM  

Mongolguy: No, What you have here is 210 BLTs. Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.

/BLTs, Serious business.


^THIS^
 
2012-07-14 03:15:14 PM  

Tarkus: Mongolguy: No, What you have here is 210 BLTs. Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.

/BLTs, Serious business.

^THIS^


Yeah, that's kinda weak.
 
2012-07-14 03:55:37 PM  
Needs more bacon.
 
2012-07-14 04:59:59 PM  

Tarkus: Mongolguy: No, What you have here is 210 BLTs. Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.

/BLTs, Serious business.

^THIS^


I was expecting a giant sandwich like those huge burgers people make on occasion.
 
2012-07-14 05:12:16 PM  
FTA: "Along with the bacon, it took 210 loaves of French bread, over 100 pounds of tomatoes and 40 pounds of lettuce and mayonnaise."

WTH is this crap?! What kind of paste eating, floor licking, Mac using coprophage puts mayonnaise on a BLT?

You use mustard. Any variety will do.
 
2012-07-14 05:19:33 PM  
Okay, this is pretty stupid, and I agree that it shouldn't count as "the largest BLT" but I'm just glad it wasn't wasteful. It's cool that people donated nonperishable items to a food bank in order to get some of the sandwich.
 
2012-07-14 05:44:35 PM  

PacManDreaming: You use mustard. Any variety will do.


On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.
 
2012-07-14 05:46:11 PM  

PacManDreaming: FTA: "Along with the bacon, it took 210 loaves of French bread, over 100 pounds of tomatoes and 40 pounds of lettuce and mayonnaise."

WTH is this crap?! What kind of paste eating, floor licking, Mac using coprophage puts mayonnaise on a BLT?

You use mustard. Any variety will do.


YOUR TASTE FOR FOOD MUST MATCH MINE!
 
2012-07-14 05:49:38 PM  
Well, that's enough bacon for me. What are the rest of you gonna eat?

www.ohioinjurylaw.com

/hot
 
2012-07-14 05:50:07 PM  
gimmie an 18 pack of beer and i will eat the whole damn thing
 
2012-07-14 05:51:19 PM  
What a waste of food.

/feed the homeless?
 
2012-07-14 05:52:35 PM  
Same amount of bacon and tomato, butter lettuce and Hellmans on toasted French.

/ enjoying one later with my homegrown Paul Robesons and hand cut slab bacon
 
2012-07-14 05:52:44 PM  
done in one
 
2012-07-14 05:52:46 PM  

theorellior: PacManDreaming: You use mustard. Any variety will do.

On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.


For me it's Best Foods.

;-)
 
2012-07-14 05:53:43 PM  
Looks like the forgot to cook the bacon
 
2012-07-14 05:56:20 PM  
You guys can keep your mustard and your mayo and I'll just take some fresh avocado slices on mine, thanks.

/yeah, I know that makes it a BLTA or whatever
 
2012-07-14 05:58:50 PM  
I make it a point to avoid espousing hyperbolic opinions, i.e., "This the is best lasagna I've ever had", because it undermines your credibility. That being said, BLTs are absolutely my favorite sandwich, with several others tied for second.
 
2012-07-14 05:58:55 PM  

Hoban Washburne: You guys can keep your mustard and your mayo and I'll just take some fresh avocado slices on mine, thanks.

/yeah, I know that makes it a BLTA or whatever


BLAT
Rolls off the tongue better. Rolls right off the tongue into my gut.
 
2012-07-14 06:01:19 PM  
That's FREEDOM bread, or are we all just going to pretend that the French are forgiven now?

First the BLT has "French" bread, tomorrow we're all speaking German.
 
2012-07-14 06:01:40 PM  
3:1 bacon:tomato ratio sounds about right... as long as they're talking about cooked weight and not raw weight.
 
2012-07-14 06:02:24 PM  

crotchgrabber: Hoban Washburne: You guys can keep your mustard and your mayo and I'll just take some fresh avocado slices on mine, thanks.

/yeah, I know that makes it a BLTA or whatever

BLAT
Rolls off the tongue better. Rolls right off the tongue into my gut.


Put a couple of rings of fresh white onion on there and enjoy your BALTO
 
2012-07-14 06:03:11 PM  
That bacon didn't look like bacon. I mean, well, it did, but it didn't look like good bacon.
 
2012-07-14 06:04:40 PM  

theorellior: On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.


RoxtarRyan: YOUR TASTE FOR FOOD MUST MATCH MINE!


Mayonnaise is NOT food! It's the sludge that troglodytes put into their mouths when they don't have poop to eat!
 
2012-07-14 06:05:25 PM  

neuroflare: That bacon didn't look like bacon. I mean, well, it did, but it didn't look like good bacon.


That's how bacon looks when you mass produce it by cooking it on baking sheets in an oven.
 
2012-07-14 06:06:10 PM  

Mongolguy: No, What you have here is 210 BLTs. Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.

/BLTs, Serious business.


Came here to say this. "World's Largest XYZ" shouldn't be considered valid unless said item is scaled up in all directions. If you've made it 200 times normal length, it should be 200 times normal width and height as well.

By this standard, the Human Centipede was the world's largest (fictional) human.
 
2012-07-14 06:07:18 PM  

PacManDreaming: theorellior: On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.

RoxtarRyan: YOUR TASTE FOR FOOD MUST MATCH MINE!

Mayonnaise is NOT food! It's the sludge that troglodytes put into their mouths when they don't have poop to eat!


You're thinking of "Slurm"
 
2012-07-14 06:08:50 PM  

crotchgrabber: Hoban Washburne: You guys can keep your mustard and your mayo and I'll just take some fresh avocado slices on mine, thanks.

/yeah, I know that makes it a BLTA or whatever

BLAT
Rolls off the tongue better. Rolls right off the tongue into my gut.


I like that.

ISubmittedThisYesterdayWithAMuchFunnierHeadline: Put a couple of rings of fresh white onion on there and enjoy your BALTO


I've had it that way, but I'll keep my BLAT, thanks.
 
2012-07-14 06:10:26 PM  

pounddawg: theorellior: PacManDreaming: You use mustard. Any variety will do.

On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.

For me it's Best Foods.

;-)


Just as long as it's not Miracle Wipe.
 
2012-07-14 06:12:29 PM  

Spirit Hammer: neuroflare: That bacon didn't look like bacon. I mean, well, it did, but it didn't look like good bacon.

That's how bacon looks when you mass produce it by cooking it on baking sheets in an oven.


My wife oven cooks ALL of our bacon and it's sublime. Just the right combination of crunchy and the fat just melts in your mouth, and it stands up to being picked up without being flexible.

It looks NOTHING like that floppy crap in the video.
 
2012-07-14 06:14:46 PM  

Hoban Washburne: You guys can keep your mustard and your mayo and I'll just take some fresh avocado slices on mine, thanks.

/yeah, I know that makes it a BLTA or whatever


If you mash the avacados its a GLBT.
 
2012-07-14 06:14:53 PM  

theorellior: pounddawg: theorellior: PacManDreaming: You use mustard. Any variety will do.

On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.

For me it's Best Foods.

;-)

Just as long as it's not Miracle Wipe.


You both misspelled "Duke's".
 
2012-07-14 06:15:44 PM  

PacManDreaming: Mayonnaise is NOT food!


Mayonnaise is simply vegetable oil emulsified with egg yoke.
 
2012-07-14 06:17:25 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

//essential
 
2012-07-14 06:17:53 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Mayonnaise is simply vegetable oil emulsified with egg yoke.


And then stored in the anus of sun-ripened roadkill to develop it's unique flavor.
 
2012-07-14 06:18:01 PM  

corridor: Spirit Hammer: neuroflare: That bacon didn't look like bacon. I mean, well, it did, but it didn't look like good bacon.

That's how bacon looks when you mass produce it by cooking it on baking sheets in an oven.

My wife oven cooks ALL of our bacon and it's sublime. Just the right combination of crunchy and the fat just melts in your mouth, and it stands up to being picked up without being flexible.

It looks NOTHING like that floppy crap in the video.


I like it that way too.
But it's hard to get 300 lbs. cooked just right, and at one time. They under cooked it.
 
2012-07-14 06:18:07 PM  

Mongolguy


Just because they are lined up dosn't make them a single sandwich.


Darn right. It didn't work at Kirk Cameron's birthday party and it doesn't work here.
 
2012-07-14 06:18:21 PM  
Somebody call Adam Richman. He'll eat it.


PacManDreaming: theorellior: On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.

RoxtarRyan: YOUR TASTE FOR FOOD MUST MATCH MINE!

Mayonnaise is NOT food! It's the sludge that troglodytes put into their mouths when they don't have poop to eat!


I've told this story before but what the hell.

There was this kid I used to work with who was like you. HATED mayo. So whenever I got a sandwich I'd ask for extra mayo packets and squirt a bunch on each bite and go "Hey, Justin" to get him to look. Then I'd take a big mayo slathered bite and moan and roll my eyes. He'd just about gag. Good times.

/csb
 
2012-07-14 06:20:54 PM  

Harry_Seldon: PacManDreaming: Mayonnaise is NOT food!

Mayonnaise is simply vegetable oil emulsified with egg yoke.


img341.imageshack.us? (pops)
 
2012-07-14 06:22:23 PM  

gweilo8888: Harry_Seldon: PacManDreaming: Mayonnaise is NOT food!

Mayonnaise is simply vegetable oil emulsified with egg yoke.

[img341.imageshack.us image 320x240]? (pops)


Now, that is comedy gold.
 
2012-07-14 06:23:06 PM  
I'm going to a store with a good bakery later because it's the only place in the DFW metroplex that carries real Kraft horseradish. I'll see about getting some good bread to make BLT's.

I hope they have pretzel rolls.
 
2012-07-14 06:26:45 PM  

theorellior: pounddawg: theorellior: PacManDreaming: You use mustard. Any variety will do.

On a BLT? Au contrere, mon frere. I love mustard, but Hellman's is the only condiment necessary.

For me it's Best Foods.

;-)

Just as long as it's not Miracle Wipe.


The funny thing is, Hellman's and Best Food's mayo are the same exact product.
 
2012-07-14 06:27:08 PM  
Mayo on a BLT, gross

/Mayo on anything, gross.
 
2012-07-14 06:28:03 PM  
Ya know, thats one world record we could get together and put the serious whup-ass on.

It would make for one great Fark party. Hell we probably cook twice that much bacon every day.
 
2012-07-14 06:28:42 PM  
Stuff like this doesn't help my country's image
 
2012-07-14 06:29:14 PM  
Hold the tomato, and make it Miracle Whip.

/Ducks
 
2012-07-14 06:30:48 PM  

Mr. Potatoass: Hold the tomato, and make it Miracle Whip.

/Ducks


No doubt I will burn in hell, but Miracle Whip is what makes my BLT's so yummy.
 
2012-07-14 06:31:22 PM  
WTF? The bread wasn't toasted.

i1027.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-14 06:33:13 PM  

clyph: 3:1 bacon:tomato ratio sounds about right... as long as they're talking about cooked weight and not raw weight.


Ugh, I prefer a sandwich that is mostly tomato with a some crispy bacon as a condiment - say two rashers on square sandwich bread with as many tomatoes as will fit.

I also prefer a BBT over a BLT - tomatoes and chopped basil marinated briefly in olive oil, vinegar, and crushed garlic before being drained and put on the bread with the bacon. You can also add cheese.
 
2012-07-14 06:33:42 PM  

fusillade762: I've told this story before but what the hell.

There was this kid I used to work with who was like you. HATED mayo. So whenever I got a sandwich I'd ask for extra mayo packets and squirt a bunch on each bite and go "Hey, Justin" to get him to look. Then I'd take a big mayo slathered bite and moan and roll my eyes. He'd just about gag. Good times.

/csb


I don't really hate mayonnaise, unless it's the kind with lemon in it. It's the one food that turns to shiat when you add lemon to it. It just tastes spoiled to me.
 
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