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(NESN)   Fan, with his hands full of food, does what any male would do when a foul ball comes tumbling towards him: he catches it with his crotch   (nesn.com) divider line 45
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2012-07-14 01:10:07 PM  
I love the guy pauses to think "Hmm, should I grab this ball out from between this guy's legs?" and then his brain votes "Yeah, go for it. No homo."
 
2012-07-14 01:35:27 PM  
Impressive
 
2012-07-14 04:06:31 PM  
Awesome.
 
2012-07-14 04:19:33 PM  
America! FARK YEAH! :D
 
2012-07-14 04:53:39 PM  

marius2: I love the guy pauses to think "Hmm, should I grab this ball out from between this guy's legs?" and then his brain votes "Yeah, go for it. No homo."


Ya that.
 
2012-07-14 05:05:28 PM  
I love the freeze frame of the vid as I clicked on the page, like he's worshiping the dude's crotch.
 
2012-07-14 05:05:37 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: America! FARK YEAH! :D


He's Canadian.
 
2012-07-14 05:11:46 PM  
If you've seen the prices at the Rogers Centre you'd be sure to not to drop the food either.
 
2012-07-14 05:11:46 PM  
www.stlcardinalbaseball.com

Matt Holliday couldn't make that catch.
 
2012-07-14 05:41:06 PM  
The O's should sign him to play 3rd...better defense than anyone else we got playing there
 
2012-07-14 05:56:33 PM  
A lot of empty seats in that pic.
 
2012-07-14 05:58:40 PM  

CavalierEternal: He's Canadian.


Oh.

Hmm.

Um...

CANADIA! FARK, EH! :D
 
2012-07-14 06:51:40 PM  
Ballsy.
 
2012-07-14 07:19:49 PM  

"Fore!"


"Should've yelled two."

 
2012-07-14 07:34:06 PM  
Tigers and Trollioiles going to the 11th, thanks to an error at 3b by the O's.

Way off topic, but I found this link on fark years ago, thought I'd re-share: Link

I wouldn't watch it at work, but I wouldn't exactly call it NSFW. It's great if you love cleavage though.
 
2012-07-14 07:46:35 PM  
Okay link didn't work for some reason. C/P, it's worth it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZIUf1oDhbk
 
2012-07-14 07:46:45 PM  
2-out RBI single for the Tigers, 5-4 Detroit in the top of the 11th.
 
2012-07-14 07:57:38 PM  
Markakis with a 1 out double. Tying run at 2nd for the O's
 
2012-07-14 08:01:25 PM  

Rex_Banner: Markakis with a 1 out double. Tying run at 2nd for the O's


Now 1-0 with 2 outs man on 2nd. I gotta get some sleep, shut it down val-ver-de!
 
2012-07-14 08:03:57 PM  
.......and Velverde blows it
 
2012-07-14 08:04:34 PM  
Great job, Valverde. Fark.
 
2012-07-14 08:06:01 PM  

Rex_Banner: .......and Velverde blows it


robsul82: Great job, Valverde. Fark.


I know he's not going to go perfect two season in a row, but shiat.
 
2012-07-14 08:06:25 PM  
To the 12th at Camden, 5-5 Tigers/Orioles.
 
2012-07-14 08:09:00 PM  

Scruffinator: Rex_Banner: .......and Velverde blows it

robsul82: Great job, Valverde. Fark.

I know he's not going to go perfect two season in a row, but shiat.


Regression is a biatch

/Top of the order for Detroit - time to get some runs
 
2012-07-14 08:10:26 PM  
3 pitches, 2 outs. Way to make him work, guys
 
2012-07-14 08:19:25 PM  
Do not fear me, gypsy.
 
2012-07-14 08:24:03 PM  
To the 13th!
 
2012-07-14 08:24:14 PM  
To the 13th!

It's a damn good thing the Tigers have Verlander tomorrow. Gogo gadget bullpen!
 
2012-07-14 08:26:03 PM  
To the 13th.
 
2012-07-14 08:29:22 PM  
Worth double, two cracks for the Tigers to take the lead with a long single.
 
2012-07-14 08:30:41 PM  

robsul82: Worth double, two cracks for the Tigers to take the lead with a long single.


Worth at third on a wild pitch or passed ball.
 
2012-07-14 08:32:47 PM  
That's some balls to call for the slider again after he nearly threw another one away
 
2012-07-14 08:35:58 PM  
6-5 Tigers!

This Barry kid is gold.
 
2012-07-14 08:36:51 PM  

Scruffinator: 6-5 Tigers!

This Berry kid is gold.


FTFM.

Still, he's been awesome this year.
 
2012-07-14 08:41:42 PM  

Scruffinator: Scruffinator: 6-5 Tigers!

This Berry kid is gold.

FTFM.

Still, he's been awesome this year.


Half of his extra base hits have been triples. That's kinda cool
 
2012-07-14 08:46:03 PM  
Damn it, Detroit!

6-6 in the 13th
 
2012-07-14 08:49:14 PM  
First time I've wanted to watch an Orioles game. "Ah, sweet, finally a use for MASN!" and it's playing the Nationals game. Ugh. Even worse.
 
2012-07-14 08:51:08 PM  
Farking daaaaaaaaaaamn it.
 
2012-07-14 08:54:38 PM  
Blah - the Yankees lead stays at 8 over Baltimore
 
2012-07-14 08:57:07 PM  
Let's hope that Boston loses too.

I'm really hoping that Yankees win the division and take Orioles in with the wildcard. I know, a long way to go, but it would be nice. I think those are the teams that have earned it so far. Boston hasn't even earned a spot in the MLB this year. I wish they had a system like soccer does. If you're at the bottom of the list at the end of the season, a team should AAA or whatever should take your spot in the majors and your team drops to AAA (or whatever. I really don't know the baseball hierarchy that well.) Would make things more interesting.
 
2012-07-14 09:06:58 PM  

marius2: Let's hope that Boston loses too.

I'm really hoping that Yankees win the division and take Orioles in with the wildcard. I know, a long way to go, but it would be nice. I think those are the teams that have earned it so far. Boston hasn't even earned a spot in the MLB this year. I wish they had a system like soccer does. If you're at the bottom of the list at the end of the season, a team should AAA or whatever should take your spot in the majors and your team drops to AAA (or whatever. I really don't know the baseball hierarchy that well.) Would make things more interesting.


As of right now, there are 8 teams within 2.5 games of each other for those 2 WC spots including Baltimore (tied for first), Cleveland, Oakland, and Toronto. I think I'd be pretty cool if just one of those four teams could stay in the hunt into September.
 
2012-07-15 12:46:12 AM  
That video was nowhere near as funny as the headline made me think...

/Could've been a Hans Moleman Production
 
2012-07-15 08:50:39 AM  

marius2: Boston hasn't even earned a spot in the MLB this year.


As of this morning there are 11 teams in MLB with a worse record.

Boston has been playing like the .500 team they are and barring some miraculous turn-around will not make the play-offs this year but they are far from the worst team in baseball.
 
2012-07-15 12:35:31 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: marius2: Boston hasn't even earned a spot in the MLB this year.

As of this morning there are 11 teams in MLB with a worse record.

Boston has been playing like the .500 team they are and barring some miraculous turn-around will not make the play-offs this year but they are far from the worst team in baseball.


If you're not first you're last!
 
2012-07-15 01:59:06 PM  
Whole lotta balls in this thread.
 
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