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(SFGate)   With Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler out at American Idol, and Randy Jackson rumored to follow, who has the ass, the sass, and the gas to replace them?   (sfgate.com) divider line 72
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2012-07-14 12:35:55 PM  
Drew Curtis, Abe Vigoda and Kate Upton
 
2012-07-14 12:54:40 PM  

TexasPeace: Drew Curtis, Abe Vigoda and Kate Upton


So who's the 'gas' on your list - Curtis or Upton? Cause clearly Abe Vigoda is the 'ass'
 
2012-07-14 01:07:47 PM  
Someone please shoot this show in the face.
 
2012-07-14 01:13:29 PM  
I get gas sometimes. How much do they pay?
 
2012-07-14 01:32:57 PM  
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-14 03:30:07 PM  
I'm glad this show is finally getting the boot.

/There I said it.
 
2012-07-14 03:34:45 PM  
Can this somehow morph into a Kate Upton thread instead of an American Idol thread?

Because that would be awesome.
 
2012-07-14 03:34:46 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Someone please shoot this show in the face.


We have a Smart button and a Funny button.

Too bad there isn't an Unequivocal Love button for this post.
 
2012-07-14 03:40:40 PM  
Ass: Andy Dick
Sass: Yanni
Gas: Curtis Armstrong
 
2012-07-14 03:40:50 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Someone please shoot this show in the face.


THIS20
 
2012-07-14 03:46:08 PM  

mitchcumstein1: Can this somehow morph into a Kate Upton thread instead of an American Idol thread?

Because that would be awesome.


That would probably begin and end with this, the greatest Kate Upton photo ever (NSFW)
 
2012-07-14 03:47:17 PM  
Justin Beiber, Jenny McCarthy and Andy Dick.
 
2012-07-14 03:52:40 PM  
It's Fox, so... Pitbull, Chris Jericho and Nicki Minaj, probably.
 
2012-07-14 03:55:21 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: mitchcumstein1: Can this somehow morph into a Kate Upton thread instead of an American Idol thread?

Because that would be awesome.

That would probably begin and end with this, the greatest Kate Upton photo ever (NSFW)


medicaltourismbusinessnetwork.com
 
2012-07-14 03:55:48 PM  
Ass - Kim Kardashian
Sass - Kanye West
Gas - fills up the studio, doors locked from the outside, no escape
 
2012-07-14 03:56:13 PM  
LET IT DIE!


MAKE IT DIE!
 
2012-07-14 03:59:48 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: mitchcumstein1: Can this somehow morph into a Kate Upton thread instead of an American Idol thread?

Because that would be awesome.

That would probably begin and end with this, the greatest Kate Upton photo ever (NSFW)


anongallery.org
 
2012-07-14 04:01:20 PM  
I like this one, too Possibly NSFW or pants
 
2012-07-14 04:03:51 PM  
Is...this...a Kate Upton thread jack?

Yes!
 
2012-07-14 04:07:47 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-07-14 04:09:27 PM  

Mega Steve: I like this one, too Possibly NSFW or pants


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My dick hurts, gloriously.
 
2012-07-14 04:11:14 PM  

ToxicMunkee: Someone please shoot this show in the face.


This. I can only assume that if you watch this garbage, you are a moron who often shiats themselves uncontrollably.
 
2012-07-14 04:11:14 PM  

hbk72777: i49.tinypic.com


That makes my heart sad.

Rip Taylor deserves so much better than American Idol.
 
2012-07-14 04:17:14 PM  

Gosling: It's Fox, so... Pitbull, Chris Jericho and Nicki Minaj, probably.


Welcome to...IDOL...IS...JERICHO!
 
2012-07-14 04:20:14 PM  
I'm just glad this show is going to die soon. Hopefully the rest of them follow suit.
 
2012-07-14 04:22:48 PM  
David Lee Roth for "old singing man who dresses like an old woman"

Madonna for "desperate has been trying to regain the spotlight that hasn't shined on them since gas was $2 a gallon"

Chaz Bono for "fat guy who may or may not know anything about music"


Or shut the whole thing down. I don't care either way.
 
Azz
2012-07-14 04:23:42 PM  
I can understand them installing Steven Tyler, but WTF does J-ho know about music anyway?
 
2012-07-14 04:28:36 PM  
What's American Idol?
 
2012-07-14 04:33:11 PM  
Justin Timberlake might be good.
 
2012-07-14 04:33:35 PM  

MAYORBOB: What's American Idol?


A luminescent TV logo revered by millions of mindless worshippers.


But that's not important right now.....
 
2012-07-14 04:35:42 PM  
Hey guys, did someone say "Kate Upton thread?"

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2012-07-14 04:36:27 PM  

MAYORBOB: What's American Idol?


I seriously wish that I could ask this question and *mean* it.
 
2012-07-14 04:44:30 PM  

hbk72777: [i49.tinypic.com image 440x330]


Magnificent. That's the gayest thing since gays went to Gaytown, and threw a parade. Whatever happened to Jay Johnson, anyway? I hear that Bob is in the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History with Fonzie's jacket, Archie Bunker's chair, and - bringing it back around to gaity, Dorothy's ruby slippers.
 
2012-07-14 04:52:58 PM  
American Idol should be three Kate Uptons and no contestants.
 
2012-07-14 04:55:10 PM  
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2012-07-14 05:01:26 PM  

AKTurkey: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364][sasstag.files.wordpress.com image 460x300][www.cnn.com image 640x360]


I presume that Spector and Pee Kelly fill the interchangeable 'ass' and 'sass' roles?
 
2012-07-14 05:01:36 PM  
media.giantbomb.com
 
2012-07-14 05:22:56 PM  
You guys are nuts...obviously Charlie Sheen.
 
2012-07-14 05:53:24 PM  
Al Sharpton, Al Yankovic, & Paula Poundstone.
 
2012-07-14 06:05:29 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: mitchcumstein1: Can this somehow morph into a Kate Upton thread instead of an American Idol thread?

Because that would be awesome.

That would probably begin and end with this, the greatest Kate Upton photo ever (NSFW)


dennisjudd.com
 
2012-07-14 06:06:14 PM  
Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried, and Steve Urkel.
 
2012-07-14 06:23:39 PM  

AKTurkey: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364][sasstag.files.wordpress.com image 460x300][www.cnn.com image 640x360]


I okay with this as long as Ted Nugent is allowed to use his bow and arrow to shoot at contestants.
Phil Spector can have a loaded gun and accidentally shoot random contestants.
I don't know the guy in the middle however, I envision him doing most of the coherent talking.
 
2012-07-14 06:24:14 PM  
Serious answer (yeah, I know y'all ain't here for that):
will.i.am, Gloria Estefan and either David Foster or Jimmy Iovine.
 
2012-07-14 06:38:36 PM  
Stevie Nicks, Russel Simmons, and Timberlake.
 
2012-07-14 06:42:26 PM  

FloydA: Fran Drescher, Gilbert Gottfried, and Steve Urkel.


God, no. I might actually watch that.

\Hate to see Jennifer Lopez go.
\\Love to watch her walk away.
 
2012-07-14 06:53:29 PM  

the_celt: AKTurkey: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364][sasstag.files.wordpress.com image 460x300][www.cnn.com image 640x360]

I okay with this as long as Ted Nugent is allowed to use his bow and arrow to shoot at contestants.
Phil Spector can have a loaded gun and accidentally shoot random contestants.
I don't know the guy in the middle however, I envision him doing most of the coherent talking.


That's R Kelly.

He pees on people.
 
2012-07-14 06:57:33 PM  

FloydA: the_celt: AKTurkey: [assets.nydailynews.com image 485x364][sasstag.files.wordpress.com image 460x300][www.cnn.com image 640x360]

I okay with this as long as Ted Nugent is allowed to use his bow and arrow to shoot at contestants.
Phil Spector can have a loaded gun and accidentally shoot random contestants.
I don't know the guy in the middle however, I envision him doing most of the coherent talking.

That's R Kelly.

He pees on people.


Sadly, that's not the worst thing about him.
 
2012-07-14 07:28:36 PM  

the_celt: Phil Spector can have a loaded gun and accidentally shoot random contestants.


He's in the clink for a while. But Dick Cheney and Claudine Longet are available.
 
2012-07-14 07:31:18 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: the_celt: Phil Spector can have a loaded gun and accidentally shoot random contestants.

He's in the clink for a while. But Dick Cheney and Claudine Longet are available.


Claudine Longet? How old are you? 100?
 
2012-07-14 07:35:29 PM  

Brubold: Gosling: It's Fox, so... Pitbull, Chris Jericho and Nicki Minaj, probably.

Welcome to...IDOL...IS...JERICHO!


I'd watch every minute of that.
 
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