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(Daily Mail)   The most disturbing thing about this "Sugar Daddy" article is the Daily Fail calling a 52-footer a "yacht"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 124
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2012-07-14 09:57:33 AM  
The only 'fail' is subby: His spelling, and that a yacht is generally classified as any cabin-type craft over 30ft.
 
2012-07-14 10:01:52 AM  
I guess it depends on your perspective.

My in-laws worked very hard and earned all their own wealth. They had a boat and a nice house.

My parents called it a "yacht" and a "mansion."
 
2012-07-14 10:21:23 AM  
www.jenn98.com

Sometimes it takes no work at all to get a yacht and a mansion.
 
2012-07-14 11:26:38 AM  
He flew THAT to Cabo? Jesus Christ, you couldn't find a better looking broad in Cabo? There's women all over the farking place, most of whom are on vacation and looking to fark.
 
2012-07-14 11:58:47 AM  

mitchcumstein1: He flew THAT to Cabo? Jesus Christ, you couldn't find a better looking broad in Cabo? There's women all over the farking place, most of whom are on vacation and looking to fark.


Look at his pic. He's missing an entire midsection. Perhaps the couch ate it.
 
2012-07-14 12:06:17 PM  

AbbeySomeone: mitchcumstein1: He flew THAT to Cabo? Jesus Christ, you couldn't find a better looking broad in Cabo? There's women all over the farking place, most of whom are on vacation and looking to fark.

Look at his pic. He's missing an entire midsection. Perhaps the couch ate it.


They will have unfortunate looking children.
 
2012-07-14 12:26:18 PM  
Came for the Seaward, leaving disappointed once again.
 
2012-07-14 12:58:47 PM  
You can't be a "sugar daddy" if there's only a four year age difference and the woman looks ten years older.
 
2012-07-14 01:18:28 PM  
Does that girl scrub her face with a brillo pad?
 
2012-07-14 01:53:51 PM  
I think he's doing it wrong.
 
2012-07-14 03:02:26 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

*hic* I did WHAT?!?
 
2012-07-14 03:04:21 PM  
A casual shoe for yachting.
What are you trying to figure out, B.D.? Who could I be? "What is a blucher?"
 
2012-07-14 03:06:12 PM  
Another made up story with stock photos?
 
2012-07-14 03:07:25 PM  
What else would you call it? A frigate? A corvette?
 
2012-07-14 03:08:50 PM  
That's a rough 27
 
2012-07-14 03:09:09 PM  
Sibel, 27

That's a rough-looking 27, she's got some mileage on her.
 
2012-07-14 03:10:17 PM  

Samwise Gamgee: What else would you call it? A frigate? A corvette?


Queenie?
 
2012-07-14 03:10:28 PM  
19 seconds...
 
2012-07-14 03:10:59 PM  
I read the article and there a few things more disturbing than that, subs.
 
2012-07-14 03:11:12 PM  
Hooks you up with hot travel mates, or this woman. It is your choice.
 
2012-07-14 03:11:33 PM  
What exactly would you call a 52' sailboat if not a yacht? Sure, there are richer people with bigger yachts out there, but 52' isn't exactly a dinghy.
 
2012-07-14 03:13:03 PM  

oh_please: Sibel, 27

That's a rough-looking 27, she's got some mileage on her.


And they all look like city miles to me...
 
2012-07-14 03:13:11 PM  

LewDux: Samwise Gamgee: What else would you call it? A frigate? A corvette?

Queenie?


A dreadnought?
 
2012-07-14 03:14:30 PM  

mitchcumstein1: He flew THAT to Cabo? Jesus Christ, you couldn't find a better looking broad in Cabo? There's women all over the farking place, most of whom are on vacation and looking to fark.


Exactly. You don't bring sand to the beach.
 
2012-07-14 03:15:13 PM  
So it is a website for high priced escorts who aren't necessarily going to sleep with you? Why not pay for a high priced escort who is definitely going to sleep with you?
 
2012-07-14 03:15:41 PM  

oh_please: 19 seconds...


I am the better Jason today.
 
2012-07-14 03:17:23 PM  

"The following day, Steven arranged for a 52-foot yacht to take the pair sailing where they are said to have flirted and 'kissed on the bow of the boat a la Titanic'. "


Unfortunately an iceberg didn't hit hit the boat and throw the sappy people into the ocean.

 
2012-07-14 03:17:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So it is a website for high priced escorts who aren't necessarily going to sleep with you? Why not pay for a high priced escort who is definitely going to sleep with you?


This. Very much so.
 
2012-07-14 03:19:37 PM  

oh_please: Sibel, 27

That's a rough-looking 27, she's got some mileage on her.


She already has skin damage. In ten years she'll skip right over 37 and be a rough looking 47 y/o.
 
2012-07-14 03:19:47 PM  

LarryDan43: Another made up story with stock photos?


Bingo.
 
2012-07-14 03:23:06 PM  
With that much money, you'd think he go somewhere other than Supercuts.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-07-14 03:24:40 PM  
I wonder if GD has signed up to that site yet?
 
2012-07-14 03:24:55 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So it is a website for high priced escorts who aren't necessarily going to sleep with you? Why not pay for a high priced escort who is definitely going to sleep with you?


And from the women's perspective: This is a Web site for guys who can't attract someone like you (that is, a gold-digger, slut, wannabe trophy wife, etc.) by simply flashing some cash somewhere. Maybe, just maybe, he's so seriously screwed up that even the free vacation won't be worth it.
 
2012-07-14 03:25:37 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk


And while it allows men to essentially pay for romance, it also aims to cater for 'attractive' women who want free vacations.

They are the Daily Fail but that is the perfect use of quotation marks. It should be included in Strunk and White's tome, The Elements of Style. Oh and 1974 called and wants the necklace back.
 
2012-07-14 03:28:43 PM  
But it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".
 
2012-07-14 03:29:39 PM  
Nice ad, Daily Fail. You even made it less creepy by making him young and her old (in sugar daddy measurements).

Her skin type is clearly sensitive to the sun. I hope she stops before it kills her.
 
2012-07-14 03:30:58 PM  
she's gross.

Also... good website to remember the next time I feel like taking some random, ugly, gold-digging chick out on a boat... raping her, killing her, raping her, cutting her up, raping her and throwing the chunks overboard... and raping them again.

Ummm... I mean... If I ever feel like doing that... not 'the next time'.
 
2012-07-14 03:34:34 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: she's gross.

Also... good website to remember the next time I feel like taking some random, ugly, gold-digging chick out on a boat... raping her, killing her, raping her, cutting her up, raping her and throwing the chunks overboard... and raping them again.

Ummm... I mean... If I ever feel like doing that... not 'the next time'.


You said ra- ah forget it
 
2012-07-14 03:35:53 PM  
The site also disclaims that it does not do background checks on its members which is no doubt an unappealing prospect for many women genuinely looking for a pleasant holiday with a potential match.

Yes, that's the only segment of those concerned that could possibly find that "unappealing"
 
2012-07-14 03:36:31 PM  
Subby for nothin'

And his chicks for free.
 
2012-07-14 03:36:51 PM  
In the rest of the country she'd be a soft five, in NYC she's a hard 2.
 
2012-07-14 03:36:53 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: LewDux: Samwise Gamgee: What else would you call it? A frigate? A corvette?

Queenie?

A dreadnought?


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-07-14 03:37:19 PM  
When are we going to see the "foot washes up on beach" story?
 
2012-07-14 03:38:31 PM  

bulldg4life: That's a rough 27


Maybe 27 in dog years
 
2012-07-14 03:39:02 PM  

Madaynun: I wonder if GD has signed up to that site yet?


Why? She has Fark!
 
2012-07-14 03:39:27 PM  
As someone who crewed a 90-ton square-rigged replica vessel for months, I grew to hate yachties. Oh sure, they threw good parties in dock on a weekend, but I once watched this old guy with more money than sense use his yacht and 20 minutes to smash up a perfectly good harbor in Richmond while trying to dock. The dockmaster was furious. Listening to the radio comm was hilarious.
 
2012-07-14 03:39:57 PM  
That's a hard 27, and 4 years older isn't a sugar daddy.
 
2012-07-14 03:40:06 PM  

St_Francis_P: [www.jenn98.com image 450x282]

Sometimes it takes no work at all to get a yacht and a mansion.


lol, whats going on there? Elmer Fudd trying to bang Bugs?
 
2012-07-14 03:41:43 PM  

you are a puppet: St_Francis_P: [www.jenn98.com image 450x282]

Sometimes it takes no work at all to get a yacht and a mansion.

lol, whats going on there? Elmer Fudd trying to bang Bugs?


No, you have to hypnotize Elmer first.
 
2012-07-14 03:42:04 PM  
Subby- a yacht is a recreational vessel 8 meters (26') and up. So yeah, you're a dumbass.
 
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