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(EuroNews)   A big solar storm is hitting the Earth today, but res&rchers say yo* shouldn't not/ce anything di%7erent   (euronews.com) divider line 14
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2012-07-14 11:45:08 AM
4 votes:
www.zmescience.com

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."
2012-07-14 12:23:19 PM
3 votes:
I love the Q&A in the sidebar: Should we be afraid of the solar storm?

Yes! Yes, you should be running around, screaming in blind panic and shiatting in your collective pants! You should be on your knees praying to Apollo to spare your miserable lives as he rains down fiery solar death upon the planet! Not even SPF 75 sunblock will protect you! You should hole up deep underground, like people did in the 1950s in case the Commies dropped The Bomb!

THE SOLAR FLARES ARE COMING! THERE'S NO STOPPING THEM! GOD HAS FORSAKEN US ALL! KILL YOURSELVES NOW TO AVOID A HIDEOUS DEATH BY HAVING YOUR SKIN BUBBLE AND FRY AWAY IN THE WORLD'S LARGEST CREMATORIUM!

"Should we be afraid of the solar storm..." Please.
2012-07-14 12:01:39 PM
2 votes:

uncleacid: Gird your loins.


Damn, I forgot to pick up more gird at Safeway.
2012-07-14 11:29:25 AM
2 votes:
Hopefully it's strong enough to revert the Fark redesign.
2012-07-14 01:46:00 PM
1 votes:
A communications disruption can only mean one thing. Invasion.

images.wikia.com

/Hot, like the sun.
//And where are the Chancellor's Ambassadors?
2012-07-14 01:42:15 PM
1 votes:

theurge14: Is it safe to go outside?


Depends on the neighborhood, really.
2012-07-14 01:38:29 PM
1 votes:

MadCat221: Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."

Gaaah! My mind reflexively superimposed the Goatse hands over that and now I cannot unsee it!


Maybe an innocent cartoon film will take your mind off it - how about this one:

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-07-14 12:22:25 PM
1 votes:

Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


Did the oil hit the anus?
2012-07-14 12:08:08 PM
1 votes:

Corporate Self: [www.zmescience.com image 525x525]

"I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


Sauron is getting fat.
2012-07-14 12:01:29 PM
1 votes:

Corporate Self: "I see you, my little blue planet. You have become infested with psychotic primates. You will be cleansed."


I've always wondered what The Thing's anus looked like. Thanks.
2012-07-14 12:00:04 PM
1 votes:

Deacon Blue: boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!

If she wakes you up by peeing in your face, well, that's a bad sign.


Maybe not,depends on your fetish.If she comes in to take a crap while you're shaving,that's a bad sign.
2012-07-14 11:54:00 AM
1 votes:
Is that why Fark looks all farked up?
2012-07-14 11:41:27 AM
1 votes:

boluke01: rocket333d: Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched

Congrats! I'm three weeks into mine today...so far so good!


If she wakes you up by peeing in your face, well, that's a bad sign.
2012-07-14 11:32:40 AM
1 votes:
Getting married today. End of the world or not, it's game over for me!

/all kidding aside, I'm pretty psyched
 
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